Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[WampusCrandle]

knows that earl hates it when he is called a figure

[RhinoinMN]

figuers out how to scam the elderly by carrying groceries to their cars

[led37zep]

Should explain how he got the name "Rhino"

[RhinoinMN]

should buy me a beer and I will.

[led37zep]

should buy me a beer and I will.

Will get a beer from me if he's ever in LA or NY

[AngelAmy]

oh goodie, he is moving!!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

Will be loading us all in a free GMC and driving us across country soon


Wheeeeeeeeeee!

[PhishHead]

graces this board with his presence thankfully

[Marc with a c]

i want to keep him in my pocket

[DiabloSammich]

Got his fridge fixed by giving the Maytag Repairman a handy.

[AngelAmy]

can be my wingman!

[thejives]

has more wingmen than wings

[AngelAmy]

yay im so glad he's here!

[thejives]

is too kind... too too kind.

[AngelAmy]

its fun to stalk him

[led37zep]

the official stalker of RF.net....and nobody has a problem with it

[cougarjake13]

likes nipples

[led37zep]

Has stopped trying.

[cougarjake13]

has stopped crying

[AngelAmy]

has stopped flying

[cougarjake13]

is excited that daytona is only 17 days away

[King Hippos Bandaid]

should be focussed on only Sunday Night

[SpicyMcHaggis]

Is not who he says he is, or so I've heard....from no one.

[joethebartender]

put out his back the last time he threw the log.

[thejives]

you can tell him your problems

[DiabloSammich]

spent some quality time with epo in the chat room

[thejives]

A capital gent

[DiabloSammich]

cool with a capital K

[thejives]

Oh. And he's evil.

[Ritalin]

Hung up and is waiting for his answer.

[WampusCrandle]

avatar makes me salavate

[DiabloSammich]

will be passing up the big game Sunday to go cougar hunting at the Bingo hall.

[RhinoinMN]

Is not down with Alfred E. Newman.

[DiabloSammich]

big fan of such movie parodies as "The Empire Strikes Blecch"

[WampusCrandle]

is not only the meat in the "Jives+Wampus" sandwich, but will be my right hand man this sunday when i go cougar hunting

[RhinoinMN]

would be gracious to give me his left hand on his upcoming expedition.

[DiabloSammich]

might have a serious sig pic addiction, and should consider seeking help

scooped by scoopoinMN

doesn't want any part of Wampus' left hand. Trust me.

[WampusCrandle]

says that certain people need help, but wont give it - will you be my doctor?

and he wants all of my left hand and then some

[DiabloSammich]

his left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing, or his left hand would be calling the cops.

[PhishHead]

makes me laugh everytime he posts

[WampusCrandle]

makes me giggle every time he touches me . . . . i am thinking of calling the police . . . im just kidding, who would believe me

[RhinoinMN]

Is too quick to call the police. Embrace it.

[WampusCrandle]

Is too quick to call the police. Embrace it.

knows all too well . . . .

[thejives]

Is never to quick to embrace the police

[DiabloSammich]

Feels nothing.....except Wampus.

[WampusCrandle]

feels nothing but swamp ass - clean your butt mister!

[thejives]

Wampus... it's not just a clever name.
It's a federal offense.

[WampusCrandle]

you and my right hand is a federal offensive, but not in the south, thank god

[led37zep]

Dreams of the day he can be introduced as Mrs. Jives.

[DiabloSammich]

will fight to the death for his right to call "changes" a buzzword

[thejives]

instigator

[DiabloSammich]

agitator

[RhinoinMN]

demonstrator

[DiabloSammich]

masterbater

[buzzard]

refrigerator

[thejives]

ahhh buzz.
The avatar. Why?

just beyond beyond.

[DiabloSammich]

h8ter

[RhinoinMN]

Misplaced Vikings fan.

scooped by jiminch

won't tell me about gvacs plans

[thejives]

will find out about gvac's plans when during the great ascendancy

[RhinoinMN]

should remember waco

[thejives]

should realize we won't make the same mistake twice

[RhinoinMN]

I believe in him again.

[cougarjake13]

is depressed but will perk up when his carlos gomez jersey shows up in the mail

[AngelAmy]

2 more weeks!!

[cougarjake13]

has a JJ jersey coming in the mail

[spadanko]

Has his #57 Jersey on order

[cougarjake13]

wil also be recieving the same jersey in the mail

[joethebartender]

doesn't realize that it's gonna be a "48" jersey.

[led37zep]

Just gave Jake the "business"

[jauble]

Just gave Jake the "business"

understands what the "business" is in multiple communities

[cougarjake13]

says fuck you to the cubbies

[PapaBear]

Is mildly pleased about a certain football game.

[led37zep]

Is keeping his eye on me.

[DiabloSammich]

is hooking me up with sweet mexican nectar.

[RhinoinMN]

Is probably 10 pounds lighter.

[thejives]

Is lord of the dance.

If you consider diarrhoea a dance.

[DiabloSammich]

has seven pairs of uggs in his closet....


and Wampus bound and gagged

[WampusCrandle]

set me free from the hardships of being imprisoned in jive's closet, covered in uggs

. . . the horror, the horror . . .

[DiabloSammich]

is a master of knots...including the balloon variety

[WampusCrandle]

is a master of knots...including the balloon variety

is a master at cleaning pink socks

[cougarjake13]

may or may not be celebrating the giants super bowl victory

[jauble]

forgot what he was looking for last night out of excitement/booze

[cougarjake13]

is correct

[WampusCrandle]

is always correct - the best kind of correct!

[cougarjake13]

is greatness personified

[WampusCrandle]

is a smooth talker . . . and better keep it up

[AngelAmy]

i still think he is a craddle

[WampusCrandle]

will always be the angel of RonFez.net :happy:

[LatinSpiceXoX]

has an ear fettish

[Doogie]

Has come out of retirement after a long long abscence

[AngelAmy]

his cat made me fall off my chair laughing one night

[led37zep]

Is currently using a work computer to post on this board.

[joethebartender]

call him Chad. (I think) led37zep is not his real name.

[led37zep]

Don't call him a mixologist...EVER.

[joethebartender]

Has a great memory...or a great search engine.

[WampusCrandle]

will not support Ron Paul

[led37zep]

Is supposed to be in studio.

[IamPixie]

jealous of my big balls

[WampusCrandle]

should share her balls with the less fortunate . . . me

[IamPixie]

should have at least two balls for himself

[WampusCrandle]

if you only knew. I need as many testicles as I can get!

[Doogie]

He needs testicles so he can fuck someone in the ear.

[IamPixie]

can be randomly spotted on paltalk

[Marc with a c]

randomly smokes pot on paltalk

[IamPixie]

knows there are somethings I'll never do on cam

[RhinoinMN]

just made me sad with her last comment.

[Marc with a c]

shouldn't believe everything they read

[RhinoinMN]

renewed my hope.

[AngelAmy]

rhino onions are awesome.

[Dougie Brootal]

Likes Good Food.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fag

[Marc with a c]

is fun to pick on

[AngelAmy]

is just plain fun

[led37zep]

was rushed to show her house today.

[Dougie Brootal]

was rushed to the emergency room for a stroke and heartattack when he heard about the zep reunion.

[AngelAmy]

he thinks gvac and king hippo are swell fellers

[IamPixie]

is filled with curiosity.

scooped!

[PhishHead]

just wants bigger tits.

[AngelAmy]

she makes me smile :D


oops scooped, I would never call phishy a she.

He is my brother from another mother.

[led37zep]

Her dad banged phishys mom.

[AngelAmy]

hes gonna be freezing on the east coast soon!!

[Dougie Brootal]

is an angel:innocent:

[IamPixie]

is dying to go shoe shopping with me!

[Dougie Brootal]

is dying to go shoe shopping with me!

is dying to go dildo shopping with me.

[AngelAmy]

i think she was scooped but it would be funny if she went shoe shopping with doug :wub:


now i was scooped!!!!!!! (+) got him in the barrel

[DiabloSammich]

is sitting naked in Jimmie Johnson's closet right now....or mine.


Let me check.

[PhishHead]

is sitting naked in my closet!!

[Marc with a c]

has been next to diablo for the last 13 years

[AngelAmy]

I wish he was naked in my closet

[Marc with a c]

should look in her closet

[IamPixie]

cams up just for me
scooped!

[AngelAmy]

I am going to be busy with him for a while............................like a few years

haha scooped

I do cam up just for her!!

[IamPixie]

is hard at work in the closet

[King Hippos Bandaid]

called doug out of the closet

[Marc with a c]

is getting lonely in there

[IamPixie]

back to old reliable sig

[Dougie Brootal]

needs a new myspace.:furious:

[AngelAmy]

have i added him to my myspace?

[PhishHead]

is part of my myspace

[Dougie Brootal]

hates trey anastatio.

[IamPixie]

is the reason I deleted my page.

[Dougie Brootal]

just made me cry


and jack to gvacs myspace page

[PhishHead]

just made me laugh alot.

damnit scooped.


Is completely wrong about me hating Trey.

[Bossanova]

Makes me blush every day

[IamPixie]

wishes I had bigger boobs
scooped. we're just bumping heads now.

[Dougie Brootal]

whoops. scooped.


doesnt know about my secret cam in her shower.

[AngelAmy]

i guess ill have to add him if i havent already

[PhishHead]

damnit scooped.

likes to sing here phishy phishy

pixie...i dont wish you had bigger boobs! (if that was meant for me)

[AngelAmy]

heeeeeeeeeeeeere phishy phishy phishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IamPixie]

loves to tap on the glass

[Marc with a c]

loves to put em on the glass

[DiabloSammich]

loves to tip back a glass

[AngelAmy]

i wish i knew more about his stuff and things

[DiabloSammich]

Is a big fan of House's tits.

[scottinnj]

Is getting a matching set.

[DiabloSammich]

Is willing to get into a knife fight if you screw up his NASCAR numbers.

[RhinoinMN]

will knife anybody for a Dr. Pepper

[AngelAmy]

has a comfy closet

eh i got scooped but im sure rhino has a comfy closet too

[RhinoinMN]

should know that my closet would be more comfy if I wasn't alone.

[AngelAmy]

needs a pet rhino to keep him company

[RhinoinMN]

has a good idea. Rhinos have big horns.

[WampusCrandle]

has a big horn

[RhinoinMN]

polident sales rep

[led37zep]

Has the Horniest sig pics.

[DiabloSammich]

Asks the questions that all of us are afraid to ask.

[cougarjake13]

loves the fat janet jackson

[joethebartender]

Loves the prepubescent Janet Jackson. Good times.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/janetjackson/janet_jackson3_180_135.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

has me confused with someone else. But I'll let him slide because he is probably still recovering from Sunday.


edit..scooped by scoopthescooptender.... was more of a Florida man.

[cougarjake13]

has a clown fetish

[joethebartender]

is good at getting 2 for 1's. ...

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joethebartender
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I batched to Loonette the clown once...and I got it all over my big comfy couch!
I'm going to hell.

__________________

[AngelAmy]

he is responsible for this :drunk:

[reillyluck]

smells incredible!

[joethebartender]

is gonna do a "power hour" shot of beer for every lap completed during the daytona 500

Scooped by Reilly Bobby. She's fast.

[AngelAmy]

i smell good just for her.....and i just miss her to pieces

BAH scooped again!!!

joe joe joe, i wish he would make me an appletini

[reillyluck]

doesnt know Joe the bartender is a guy. :tongue:

[Jughead]

Has ruby slippers...

[AngelAmy]

is going to sell me a 5 dollar ssr

[Jughead]

Is a very good person...And i will try...:help:

[AngelAmy]

Im going to the Brickyard with him!!!!!
(maybe next year)

[scottinnj]

Will be hiding in the trunk if he doesn't take her to the Brickyard.

[WampusCrandle]

needs to tell me what the Brickey is

[led37zep]

His new england roots have not allowed him to embrace NASCAR

[WampusCrandle]

is a silly boy for thinking that i would know anything about nascar - especially for the fact that the wasps wont let catholics have knowledge of such things as nascar

[scottinnj]

Will discover God when he watches his first Daytona 500

[WampusCrandle]

should educate me on nascar

[scottinnj]

Wampus will root for #88 and will love the NASCAR.

[WampusCrandle]

should tell me how nascar isnt a glorified hobby

[scottinnj]

Loves Megan Fox!

[WampusCrandle]

better love megan fox too

[scottinnj]

Should realize that NASCAR is a way of life, not a sport, but may be on to something calling it a hobby.

[AngelAmy]

is trying to push dale jr on craddle!

[WampusCrandle]

is on something . . . i cant quite put my finger in - I MEAN ON - it

boy, that sounds kinda gross with hindsight

[AngelAmy]

i think he's talking about his things and stuff again

[WampusCrandle]

doesnt need to worry while i'm around . . . . that could be taken the wrong way, but OK :tongue:

[thejives]

stalker: connecticut ranger

[WampusCrandle]

lets me stalk him

[led37zep]

Scooped me, but was attacked by amy in the listening thread

[WampusCrandle]

brought bandages to heal my wounds

[AngelAmy]

should know i didnt mean it that way!! for realsies!!

[thejives]

my bestest stalker

[WampusCrandle]

my bestest victim :happy:

[AngelAmy]

keeps me in his closet for safe keeping

[thejives]

makes life worth living... just before you kick the chair out.

[scottinnj]

always says ouch when he lands off the chair.

[thejives]

is a uniter


edit: and a mvp in the hot chic pick thread

[led37zep]

is a divider

[thejives]

is led37zep.

[scottinnj]

Can relate to my mod quote.

[thejives]

wow. gay pirate!

[scottinnj]

Yo, Ho, BlOW the man down!

[WampusCrandle]

has a history by blowing men down

[AngelAmy]

is going to the studio today and he will be missed

[RhinoinMN]

Has lit up the message board and is exactly who we need in Gvac's absence.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

best Rhino on the Board

[RhinoinMN]

Has selected me #1 out of a vast group.

Thanks budday!

[AngelAmy]

best bandaid on the board

sccccccooooooooooooooooped


rhino likes likes likes...........boobs

[RhinoinMN]

I scooped her and I'm sorry bc she had a good line.

How did she know that I like boobs?

psychic.

[thejives]

This guy... this guy ... oh boy. Lemme tell ya.

[RhinoinMN]

has been reclusive.

[DiabloSammich]

is a ... good...guy...and....stuff.


(sigh)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

listened to me rant in the chatroom last night

[RhinoinMN]

Should tell me about his rant.


Damn I love a good rant

[AngelAmy]

made me laugh in the zzzzzzzzz thread..........and he likes boobs

[thejives]

If there was no afterlife, she would have made it 10 guys.

[joethebartender]

gets excited about giant lice.

[led37zep]

is online pretty early.

[AngelAmy]

is online just in time

[cougarjake13]

double j fan since day one

[led37zep]

Double D Fan since puberty.

[cougarjake13]

has the same idea

[DiabloSammich]

retsam yadhtrib eht si

[AngelAmy]

wooooooooooooooooooooow he's good at typing backwards

[thejives]

Will give you the shirt off her back.

[DiabloSammich]

Is wearing my shirt.



(sigh)

[reillyluck]

shouldnt have to sigh....hey good looking!!!!

[IamPixie]

should hit on me.

[thejives]

should be hit on

[AngelAmy]

i hit on him all the time

[WampusCrandle]

should hit me

[thejives]

hit him baby one more time.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1800000/images/_1804116_britney300.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

hit my baby back behind

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[thejives]

Is it? Is it? IT IS..... EEwwww!

Finding that is the most thinking about young women Wampus has ever done.

[WampusCrandle]

just recognized (as opposed to me telling you to "better recognize")

[jauble]

is quite disturbed

[thejives]

scooped me.

Is the job interview master

[AngelAmy]

hes fantastical

[WampusCrandle]

is just a goose

jauble - you got the job, congrats!

[AngelAmy]

i am happy he had a good time today

[IamPixie]

sweetheart x a million

[WampusCrandle]

is the original sweet heart