Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[thejives]

isn't going to make me post "is" again on this thread.

[WampusCrandle]

thinks that he is right, but may be proven wrong . . . soon

[thejives]

is




fuck you wampus

[WampusCrandle]

has proven me right - god, i like that feeling

[DiabloSammich]

is a sunroof pisser from way back

[thejives]

Is now wanted in seven counties for DD.
And that doesn't stand for drunk and disorderly, it stands for the chest size of the 17 women he felt up WHILE HANDCUFFED to highway patrol officer ...

Who was herself a woman and is now carrying his child

[WampusCrandle]

better not get mad at me because its his baby too!

[thejives]

Dresses like Boba Fett everywhere he goes.

[WampusCrandle]

dresses in feta cheese costumes

[thejives]

well he told me it was feta cheese, but felt a bit runny

[led37zep]

Feta Fucker.

[thejives]

looks like that cop Wampus impregnated ... wait a minute you're a dude!

[Jughead]

my band one time did jive talking pretty good But Im an old phuck

[thejives]

thinks he's an old phuck.
But I doubt it. He'd be old if his band played Jolsen.

[WampusCrandle]

put me in an odd funk :wink:

[Jughead]

is a great new member

[thejives]

Is a great old member

[Jughead]

does not know im 124years young....:smoke:

[WampusCrandle]

doesn't know i am yours :wub: . . . dont get any ideas, sicko :happy:

[Jughead]

Don't bring up Indiana !!!! Perv....:wink:

[WampusCrandle]

Indiana!!!!

he likes it when i break the rules!

[Jughead]

Blabber snout!!!:tongue: I spelled baldder snout first is the beer..Or the education???

[thejives]

wasted

[Jughead]

Thought would say education :wub:

[WampusCrandle]

toasted :drunk:

[Jughead]

Wampjealous.....Boy spell check went crazy on that one....

[thejives]

one of three people still posting on here

[led37zep]

Left me out

[thejives]

scooped!
But in a sense it applies to me. When I'm lucky.

[Jughead]

one of three people still posting on here

knows im lead eyes now....

[led37zep]

knows im lead eyes now....

Stole my eyes.

[Jughead]

Left me out

Thought of you tonight.......The greatest band in the world was on vh1 classic

[led37zep]

Thought of you tonight.......The greatest band in the world was on vh1 classic

Reminded me I need to get VH1 Classic.

[Jughead]

Im telling you it must have been Song Remains The Same..But I dont care what these whippersnappers say Jimmy Rules.

[led37zep]

Im telling you it must have been Song Remains The Same..But I dont care what these whippersnappers say jimmy Rules.

Will be joining me in my quest to kill the Jimmy Page haters.

(I've never understood how anyone could shit on Page)

[WampusCrandle]

you and jughead post faster than myself and thejives

[Jughead]

Needs to watch Jimmy's fingers move on a guitar it is so so fast and he never makes a mistake...

[WampusCrandle]

just left me out of the convo! :furious: just kidding

[led37zep]

Cums Quickly* Posts slowly

* confirmed by Jives.

[WampusCrandle]

is right

[Jughead]

Was not left out..I had the old fast gag....Nite all ...you all are buddyyssss

[thejives]

scooped me!
Is a Gary larsen fan

[WampusCrandle]

better like Gary Larsen too.

night, jughead, we will all be hear in the morning :bye:

[RhinoinMN]

very sensitive and forgiving

[WampusCrandle]

is a great sig maker :happy:

[thejives]

is a prolific sig user

[WampusCrandle]

his sigs speak the truth

[RhinoinMN]

warmer than I am.


-10F brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[WampusCrandle]

should poo his pants - it will keep you warm :happy:

[RhinoinMN]

been there done that

[WampusCrandle]

makes me wonder if rhinos are his favorite anmial

[RhinoinMN]

makes me wonder if he has a favorite animal. nite pus...C-YA!

[WampusCrandle]

wants an answer. . . . .giant river otter probably, or racoons.

night ladies!

[thejives]

is finally offline, so I can say this ...

that kid needs to get laid.

[WampusCrandle]

wants to fuck me. i have the last laugh :laugh:

[thejives]

Some kind of ronfez.net ninja.
with an octogenarian fetish.

[WampusCrandle]

knows me all to well - and, for the weird factor, have been looking up Golden Girls group and individual pictures for sigs. oh yeah, and to let you know, i found my new creep factor . . . coming soon

[thejives]

isn't really a creep, but is a funny funny poster!
And the two of us are addicted to this site.

[WampusCrandle]

well, becoming recently single always help the post numbers

. . . is interested in dating me . . . but i ain't swing dat way fo' monts

[cougarjake13]

cries when he watches fly's fart

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cries during Bambi

[DiabloSammich]

cries when his steak is overcooked

[AngelAmy]

took me to montreal and got me drunk

[DiabloSammich]

luckily for me doesn't remember a single bit of it

[AngelAmy]

he only thinks i dont remember :wink:

[DiabloSammich]

is trying to wash the sins of that trip out of her clothing today.

[Hottub]

Had better not forget to hose down his trunk.

[DiabloSammich]

refers to a man's penis as a trunk. Damn kids with your crazy slang.

[WampusCrandle]

your future kids will refre to my penis as "Mr. Shmoopie"

[RhinoinMN]

You think he's gone!...........He's never gone!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is cooler than ryno1974

[WampusCrandle]

is worried i will find him . . . and should be scarred! :happy:

[cougarjake13]

likes to stare into the abyss

[WampusCrandle]

likes to stare in to my eyes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

has a Betty White fetish

[WampusCrandle]

may have a video game fetish

[cougarjake13]

wants to fuck betty white like a mad wolverine

[WampusCrandle]

is trying to stop the love between me and my betty

[cougarjake13]

wants some of that stuff from the 2 girls one cup video

[WampusCrandle]

is dreaming to be the one cup to my two girls

[cougarjake13]

Wears Aligator Underwear

[WampusCrandle]

wears alligators as underwear . . . freak

[cougarjake13]

puts leaches on his penis

[WampusCrandle]

feeds his penis to his leach . . . i mean my ex

[thejives]

his mod quote is even better with the old lady avatars

[buzzard]

has an ever growing number of sig picks

[thejives]

Believes Val Kilmer should be killed for putting music on MySpace

[buzzard]

has a very loose interpretation of music!

[joethebartender]

has very loose bowel movements.

[RhinoinMN]

Would be kind enough to make me a Caucasian? I'm dying over here.

[DiabloSammich]

is making me thirsty...

With his sig, not with what he wrote...ahh fuck it



scooped by scoopoinMn

is probably not even in MN

[thejives]

More evil than anything outside of satan's cock ring

[RhinoinMN]

Is correct. I'm in Iowa at the moment, but I do reside in MN.


scooped by thejives.

should serve ice cream

[DiabloSammich]

sent me the telepathic message that he wasn't in MN.

Picked ya up loud and clear...

[WampusCrandle]

should be scarred . . . . IM BAAAAAAACK!

[cougarjake13]

likes it in the back

[thejives]

Gives it to wampus in the back.

[cougarjake13]

licks wampus' ass crack clean

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is fucking hyped for the Super Bowl

[WampusCrandle]

is a fan of the super bowel

[cougarjake13]

is a crabby patty

[RhinoinMN]

Hangs out at the chum bucket.

[joethebartender]

knows his way around Bikini Bottom!

[RhinoinMN]

After the mickey, knows his way around a bikini.

[joethebartender]

Thinks I use a Mickey...he must be fucking goofy!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/jimbo21_photos/cartoon%20characters/Super20Goof.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

really name is patrick

[RhinoinMN]

needs to give an answer to the 3 truths and 1 lie post he made.

[DiabloSammich]

just stole my post for Wampus....let's move this thing along

[RhinoinMN]

Messageboard police. I like it!

[cougarjake13]

doesnt fuck with the hey zues (jesus)

[RhinoinMN]

will pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.

[thejives]

Didn't load the gun, so it will go click the first time.

[cougarjake13]

shoots blanks

[thejives]

Can't be trusted not to share sensitive personal information given to them in confidence.

[cougarjake13]

likes incarceration

[thejives]

was my cell mate. Now you want it out there in the open, don't you.
Go on. tell them about lock down.

[joethebartender]

Has a smart new mod quote.

[thejives]

Aw christ. Notices my mod quote. It wasn't me it was Rhino.

[DiabloSammich]

Shouldn't try to pass his genius mod quote off on others. Modesty doesn't become you.

[thejives]

it's easy for him to talk. he's got a fairly normal mod quote.
Which is odd considering the volume of insanity he's let fly on the board.

[RhinoinMN]

Aw christ. Notices my mod quote. It wasn't me it was Rhino.

it's easy for him to talk. he's got a fairly normal mod quote.
Which is odd considering the volume of insanity he's let fly on the board.

LIES!! (chuckle, chuckle)

[thejives]

When he racks up his post count he's going to get the gayest mod quote ever.
Bank on it.

[cougarjake13]

banks online

[thejives]

is my online banker.
What's my balance again?

[cougarjake13]

is 300 in the red

[WampusCrandle]

makes me red . . . . aka beats me in the face with reeds

[cougarjake13]

likes weeds

[thejives]

Can keep that balance for himself. I'm switching banks.

[cougarjake13]

likes masticating

[WampusCrandle]

likes masturbating?

[cougarjake13]

likes pontificating

[RhinoinMN]

likes ____ing

[WampusCrandle]

likes ______

[thejives]

dislikes coloring between the lines.

[led37zep]

Is missing the cooooooolest chat of all time.

[RhinoinMN]

aka xm 59

[led37zep]

knows my porn name

[thejives]

Is a righteous brother who will fill me in on what happened after I was booted.

[RhinoinMN]

Don't ask, don't tell.

[thejives]

he's ruled by severe shrinkage and ice fishing

[RhinoinMN]

has great new sigs. and will never know about the shrinkage until he tries.

[thejives]

For him, there is no try. Only do or do not.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm still laughing at his mod quote. sooory?

[thejives]

means HIS mod quote!
g'night rhino. May nightmares of the wrongness of that quote haunt your dreams.

[RhinoinMN]

means enrich my dreams

nite nite

[WampusCrandle]

is known as the "almost Minnesota strangler"

[DiabloSammich]

apparently never sleeps

[WampusCrandle]

will be banned like a mutual friend

[DiabloSammich]

will never be banned....if he knows what's good for him

[WampusCrandle]

knows neither of us know what is good for anybody

[RhinoinMN]

is exhausting.

[thejives]

Is actually a woodchuck with a metal dish implanted in it's head projecting these posts from the Canadian border.

[WampusCrandle]

must find out why our friend hippo is gone

[thejives]

is right. I suspect corruption at the very heart of this venerable message board.

[led37zep]

is very curious to find out what Jesus will say if he comes back.

[thejives]

Isn't?

[DiabloSammich]

is growing a thick leathery skin from his bannings

[thejives]

knows I'm a survivor.
I will survive...

(cue music)

[DiabloSammich]

didn't miss much in chat last night........































































OH MY GOD, YES YOU DID IT WAS AWESOME, AWESOME I TELL YOU BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thejives]

Doesn't know that I had this great idea about what to do in the chat last night but could never follow through on it because I made those stupid jokes about Pixie that aren't even true cuz she's super hot and I should've just said that ... but anyway someday i'll get to use my idea and it will rock!

[DiabloSammich]

sensitive

[thejives]

Aren't we all.
Has a sig randomizer that a neandrathal could use.

[DiabloSammich]

has me rolling in the irony that he misspelled neanderthal.

[thejives]

knows how to spell Neanderthal. But not how to capitalize it.

[DiabloSammich]

Can use spell check. Congratulations... Neandrathal.

[thejives]

May also notice that my spellcheck is british. so it tells me favorite should be favourite. and color should be colour. and sammich should either be Balsamic, Sammie, Islamic, Michael, or Michigan.

[DiabloSammich]

almost has me convinced to change my name to DiabloBalsamic

[thejives]

sounds delicious... and healthy.

[DiabloSammich]

has another new avatar! you're like a machine

[thejives]

the Diablo in my british spellcheck comes up as suggesting: Diabolic, Deniable, Remedial, Diabolism, and (strangly) Tabloid.

How does TabloidBasalmic sound as an alter ego?

[DiabloSammich]

Has the green light to go with TabloidBalsamic. RemedialIslamic sounds like a really boring college course.

[RhinoinMN]

Is too fast for me today. (hangover, and I'm stuck in IA)please shoot me

[thejives]

I'm gonna have to call him tabby for short if it comes to that, and Sammich has really grown on me. I'll stick with that until we have to go under cover.

[DiabloSammich]

according to my anglo-american spell check, should be called heifer, adhesives, or etherizes.

That's a mix for a party if I've ever heard one.

[thejives]

according to my anglo-american spell check, should be called heifer, adhesives, or etherizes.

That's a mix for a party if I've ever heard one.

according to him, my codename will be HeiferAdhesives.
or theEtherizer

[RhinoinMN]

theEtherizer

[DiabloSammich]

Arianism

[RhinoinMN]

knows the real me.

[DiabloSammich]

better not leave his funny in Iowa

[thejives]

my spellcheck offers no solutions to his name.
he is hopeless.

scooped.

Has a lot of hope.

[DiabloSammich]

has free reign to make me a sig pic.

Although topping the creepy clown will be difficult.

[thejives]

Cool! I will make him a sig pic!
That's Madman, and I just got through reading a couple books.
I put him up because they really captured my imagination.

Snap City, baby!

[DiabloSammich]

must take his time, and wait for true inspiration.


Or not, either way.

[thejives]

Is right... already I'm thinking nothing to do with demons or sandwiches. But something that suggests the subtleties of his humor.

[DiabloSammich]

must be making a sig pic of a retarded child wearing a dog turd for a hat.

[thejives]

LOL! Close!
I'll be making him something intriguing to lure people in, thus allowing him to blind side them with his scat references.

[AngelAmy]

forever changing his images!

[RhinoinMN]

forever in black jeans.

[AngelAmy]

taught me about hand warmers

[RhinoinMN]

I'm hoping her hands are cold.

[AngelAmy]

knows what gets me all hot wearing a jimmie johnson shirt

[Marc with a c]

ya mangle

[King Hippos Bandaid]

underestimates my paintball skills

[DiabloSammich]

president of the Knowledged One fan club

[thejives]

Has a new very gay sig pic

[AngelAmy]

was given rhino's gay mod quote

[King Hippos Bandaid]

was given the title of super duper moderator

[reillyluck]

doesnt know i gave her that name. :wub:

[AngelAmy]

doesnt know i gave her that name. :wub:

I had no idea but now i do and i love her even more!!

[thejives]

is twitterpated!

[DiabloSammich]

is a true artisan, with his favorite medium being the ghey

[thejives]

Thanks!
Is a connoisseur of the ghey.

[DiabloSammich]

just sent out the Douggrasso-Signal

[Bossanova]

Doesn't know gay like me

[Gvac]

is the only one here even in the same class of gay as me

[Bossanova]

is the only one anywhere near the class of gentlemen as me

[DiabloSammich]

is leading the revolution with a runny bottom

scooped by scoopanova


Is a board character machine

[Gvac]

Is as delicious as his board name

[AngelAmy]

organized a super secret meeting in the chat room

oops

[WampusCrandle]

is a SPY

i've got my eye on you!

[led37zep]

Is not in the chat room and its being noted for the record.

[thejives]

Is in the chat room, and rocks like a rock star

[cougarjake13]

is depressed at don mattinglys resigination

[thejives]

seems to know more about Don Mattingly than I do.

[cougarjake13]

is voting for ralph nader

[thejives]

is voting for the rabbit to get trix

[cougarjake13]

still wont let the leprecahun get his lucky charms

[thejives]

Knows that can't happen until I get my share of that phucking pot of gold.

[RhinoinMN]

should tell me where the chat is as I cannot login to the secret location

[cougarjake13]

is a rhino lost in minnesota

[thejives]

once killed a charging rhino with nothing but his bare hands and a twinkie wrapper.

[led37zep]

Once fucked a Rhino under the EXACT same circumstances

[thejives]

said that tape was just for him.

[led37zep]

Failed to check if my fingers were crossed.

[RhinoinMN]

blasphemer

[thejives]

AP story from the future:
An unidentified man travelling under the name RhinoinMN was captured today attempting to board a plane in Paris with a briefcase full of cocaine and dildos. He's being held under suspicion of posing as a street artist near the Centre Pompidou and exposing himself to tourists who approached him for a portrait. As he was taken away he repeatedly screamed "Damn you Mikeyboy." Police are still unsure as to whether there really is anyone else connected to the man in custody.

[RhinoinMN]

puto pandejo. Nunca van a saber las problemas que yo ajantaba.

hasta la madre con todos!!!

[thejives]

thinks he speaks spanish.

To the mother with all!!

[RhinoinMN]

equalmente!!!

[thejives]

Is just writing things he hears his gardener yelling.

[RhinoinMN]

discredits me:glurps:

[thejives]

I'm not discrediting him, just his gardener.

[RhinoinMN]

Louis says Esta bien to him

[joethebartender]

Basta!

[led37zep]

Hooked me up with a Gin and Tonic

[WampusCrandle]

is asleep like everyone else but me

[led37zep]

Must have been looking in the wrong window.

[AngelAmy]

is probably asleep now

[buzzard]

will be showering before long

[cougarjake13]

is just buzzing around

[WampusCrandle]

should appreciate buzzard's new avatar, and should know its background and its start. l plus all of his run ins with bugs bunny

[thejives]

I hope he never gets a chick so he keeps posting at this rate.

[cougarjake13]

has a similar sig and avatar but they are looking in diff directions

[thejives]

I did that to fuck with him.

[cougarjake13]

plays with samaraui swords

[thejives]

Lives each day as if it might be everyone else's last.

[cougarjake13]

finally got one right

[thejives]

scares me. And I don't know why.

[cougarjake13]

scares freddy kruger and i dont know why

[thejives]

Can't handle the truth about that.

Suffice to say Freddy's having trouble sitting down.