Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[Marc with a c]

out of the 5000 he has 1300.

[thejives]

has got sammich and me reading doug's fucking epic thread.

[cougarjake13]

rocks the mullet

[thejives]

Posts like a butterfly, replies like a bee

[cougarjake13]

has needle marks

[thejives]

dreams about riding falcor in the never ending story.

[cougarjake13]

is wrong b/c i dream about riding the princess

[thejives]

For him, that would be a story that ends in about 27 seconds.

[cougarjake13]

wishs he could have a dream about the big rock guy with big strong hands

[thejives]

add the good witch glenda to that and he's got a point.

[cougarjake13]

apparently masterbates to the wizard of oz

[thejives]

masturbates to the never ending story.

[WampusCrandle]

masturbates to every story

[cougarjake13]

alledgelly loves golden girls

[thejives]

is by now convinced that Wampus is actually a code name that the cia is using to infiltrate .net

[cougarjake13]

is correct

[thejives]

will have to reevaluate that theory. Wampus is clearly a member of the swedish secret service placed in CT with fake papers and using his internet connections to try and retrieve or destroy every recipe for swedish meatballs in North America.

[cougarjake13]

may just be crazy

[thejives]

better listen to me, and no matter what wampus fucking sez... don't give up the recipes .

[cougarjake13]

is madly in love with wampus crandle

[thejives]

when he runs for president, I'll vote for him.
but only if he runs as his board name.

[RhinoinMN]

Will second the nomination under the ludicrous party for Wampus Crandle.

[thejives]

Is a kingmaker

[Gvac]

Surely must appreciate the brilliance of "My Favorite Year."

[thejives]

Just gave me something to watch. I actually hadn't seen that O'Toole Classic.
The sig and avatar are based on Lawrence, What's New Pussycat, The Ruling Class and Troy.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

had some fun resurrecting threads

[thejives]

knows it's much easier than reanimating corpses.

[WampusCrandle]

his normal first date is to take a girl to a graveyard and mess around with the dead

[RhinoinMN]

With his new avatar has really convinced me of his old lady fetish.

[WampusCrandle]

should not underestimate the power of the dried up snatch -plus, my grandmother used to make me watch the Golden Girls with her.

[joethebartender]

while she gave you hand?

[DiabloSammich]

has crafted this thread into a loin cloth and wears it proudly for all to see.

scooped by scoop the scooptender



is drinking right now, more than likely

[cougarjake13]

is full of pickles

[thejives]

is full of jesus

[cougarjake13]

is full of shizzit

[thejives]

is full of jesus' shizzit

[cougarjake13]

wants to have sex with a magnolia tree

[thejives]

tried to have sex with a monkey puzzle.
http://www.rampantscotland.com/graphics/monkey_puzzle_benmore5592a.jpg

[IamPixie]

is a monkey puzzle

[scottinnj]

Has great Hot Chick Game posts

[thejives]

is back in the person above you thread! awesome!

[IamPixie]

has over 1000 posts already. wait it's 20008.

[thejives]

thinks it's 19,000 years in the future ... and must be shocked at the lack of jetpacks

[RhinoinMN]

should borrow me a jetpack

[cougarjake13]

loves rhinos

[thejives]

Should send me a cashier's check for $20,000,000

[IamPixie]

cant let one typo go

[cougarjake13]

is not pixie from LA INK

[thejives]

is pixie from LA INk. That's how he (she?) knows!

[RhinoinMN]

Thinks Kat from LA Ink has a shot at taking him.

[thejives]

thinks Kat from LA INK can take all of us. and he's right.
http://www.tubewad.com/ul/733-550x-KatVonD.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

thinks Kat from LA INK can take all of us. and he's right.
http://www.tubewad.com/ul/733-550x-KatVonD.jpg


has posted a pic that is making me fill up.

[WampusCrandle]

just turned me on

[thejives]

can somehow lurk and postwhore at the same time

[WampusCrandle]

better recognize!

[thejives]

recognizes better than the old women he's sneaking up on

[WampusCrandle]

should follow my lead 'cause them old bats dont even know whats coming

[thejives]

ew

[WampusCrandle]

you're eww

[RhinoinMN]

you're few shingles short of a roof.

[WampusCrandle]

stole shingles from my roof

[thejives]

Is trapped in a cabin in the woods among the survivalists, miltia men, and moose.

we wish him well.

[WampusCrandle]

almost correct - the moose is dead

[thejives]

just shot a moose

[RhinoinMN]

Snitched on my roommate
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Unabomber1.jpg/200px-Unabomber1.jpg

[thejives]

has a wooden computer.

[RhinoinMN]

Should understand the struggle that I have been going through to eliminate the word "computer"

[thejives]

just a darling.

[WampusCrandle]

completes me :glurps:

[joethebartender]

inspired me to get out my "old lady" avitar.

[AngelAmy]

will not mix hennesy with pineapple juice

[RhinoinMN]

needs to clean her coffeemaker.

[led37zep]

is still thinking about that la ink pic

[RhinoinMN]

Reminded me about that. I am thankful.

[WampusCrandle]

surprised me to see his sig! :wub:

[thejives]

is starting an old lady avatar epidemic

[WampusCrandle]

is jealous

[IamPixie]

crandles the wampus

[PhishHead]

loves AK3

[WampusCrandle]

loves the band phish

[thejives]

Will be the subject of the following news report.

"Let's go to reporter Trisha Takinawa for more."

"Thanks Tom, it seems that the early reports are true. Bea Arthur has filed for a restraining order here in district court."

"Really? Against who?"

"Those records are currently sealed, but a copy has been sent to Darien CT for court recorders there. And there's one more thing, Tom."

"What's that"

"Bea Arthur is pregnant."

[PhishHead]

watches the family guy a little bit too much

[WampusCrandle]

is a sonofabitch! breaking my heart .. . . ..

[thejives]

Will not be the subject of the following news report.

"I'm here outside the hospital, Tom, where we've just gotten word that Bea Arthur has given birth to her child."

"That's wonderful, Trisha! I suppose the father in Darien, CT must be overjoyed!"

"The baby's black, Tom."

[WampusCrandle]

you sonofabitch! breaking my balls . . . .

[PhishHead]

his balls and heart have been broken

[thejives]

The person above him will then be the subject of the following news report.

"Tom, I'm here outside Betty White's palatial Beverly Hills estate where we have just discovered that a man has set up camp on the perimiter and is digging his way toward the house."

"That's incredible, Trisha, has Betty called the police."

"No, Tom, she hasn't"

"Why not?"

"She's digging the opposite direction to speed things up, Tom."

"Wow, what a lusty old broad."

"Right you are Tom."

[PhishHead]

may be stalking Wampuscradle

[WampusCrandle]

should offer me protection from my stalker

[thejives]

Will be the subject of the following headline.

"Crazed Fan Found In Tunnel Outside Dame Judy Dench's Mansion"

[WampusCrandle]

is scarring me . . :unsure:

[thejives]

needs to man up.
Besides tunneling is manly.

Better than this headline:

"Stalker strangled while trying to Parachute into Maggie Smith's back yard."

[WampusCrandle]

should tell me what i can and cant do

[thejives]

You can do whatever you want to man!
If you can dream it, you can do it!

[PhishHead]

damnit scooped.

[WampusCrandle]

is two scoops of fun

[DiabloSammich]

I missed his leap to super poster, here is belated present......





http://toastie.st/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/charlotteraebig.jpg

[thejives]

I missed his leap to super poster, here is belated present......





http://toastie.st/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/charlotteraebig.jpg

Wow, she has a coldsore and everything.

[PhishHead]

damnit scooped again!!!

[DiabloSammich]

Wrong thread!


Needs to play some Drive-By-Truckers tomorrow.

[WampusCrandle]

knows how i love to bugger ugly, unlovable women

http://www.theatermania.com/news/images/7910a.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

gave me a wonderful sig pic. Thank you.

Also really needs to put the brakes on the old lady shit.

[WampusCrandle]

needs to check himself before he wrecks himself - old ladies are funny to me

[RhinoinMN]

adores
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/09/55/12m.jpg
Joan Rivers

[WampusCrandle]

is trying to steal my princess away from me.

[RhinoinMN]

may or may not be a real person.

[WampusCrandle]

doubts that jesus and i ever existed

[AngelAmy]

for some reason he wants to get fucked in his ear

[WampusCrandle]

had 5 guys at once

[PhishHead]

is a cat with 6 legs

[buzzard]

had 5 guys at once



has taken over this thread!

[PhishHead]

cheater

[WampusCrandle]

taddle tale

[buzzard]

cheater

can't tell cheating from speeding :wink:

[buzzard]

taddle tale

would do Rue in a heartbeat!

[WampusCrandle]

mr. buzzard, i say, you givin' me the vapors

[buzzard]

mr. buzzard, i say, you givin' me the vapors

just helped me get my 300th post in my favorite thread,Thank-You kind Sir! :thumbup:

[WampusCrandle]

needs to tell me how you find out that kind of information

[joethebartender]

is a subscriber to:

http://www.wonderclub.com/images/60UP/60UP052.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

found my favorite issue of my collection

[thejives]

Spits hot fire when he raps.

[DiabloSammich]

Shits hot fire when he craps

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hopefully doesnt call Soda, Pop

[DiabloSammich]

should know better than that, it was a question for the 'seeds

[drjoek]

Had better be kidding about Bob Weir

[RhinoinMN]

Is my new hero with his love for Garcia.

[drjoek]

is a shrewd judge of character

[DiabloSammich]

has a pin-up of Bob Weir topless hanging over his bed

[cougarjake13]

is a devil sammich

[thejives]

Lives in a van... down by the river!

[WampusCrandle]

is Chris Farley

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/231846~Chris-Farley-Posters.jpg

[cougarjake13]

is a walrus

[thejives]

is actually ET: the extraterrestrial

[cougarjake13]

likes elongated nipples cause they're like mini penises

[thejives]

will find the penis in anything

[WampusCrandle]

will always find a penis

[Gvac]

has quickly become one of my favorite posters

[WampusCrandle]

is a jem in the world of RonFez.net! THAT'S A FACT!

[RhinoinMN]

is a jem in the world of RonFez.net! THAT'S A FACT!

Forgot to add JACK! at the end of his post.

[thejives]

has just added his best sig: "me so horny"

[Gvac]

Probably still hasn't seen "My Favorite Year."

[RhinoinMN]

Is such an outstanding member he feels almost unattainable to me.

[Bossanova]

Is trying to attain my precious Gvac

[thejives]

starstruck

scooped, but applies to both in different ways

[Gvac]

Is another of my new faves on the board.

[thejives]

Thanks!
Hasn't spent minute one in that Gvac cooking thread.

[Gvac]

Needs to look again

[DiabloSammich]

is slumming in this thread

[cougarjake13]

is surprised

[Gvac]

Pretends he's hetero

[thejives]

crap... scooped.

Is hopeless

[RhinoinMN]

Is hopeful with Gvac's backing

[cougarjake13]

is a rhino giving birth to jim carrey

[thejives]

Is an android.

[cougarjake13]

is a inhumanoid

[thejives]

is a borg. but resistance is still fairly useful.

[DiabloSammich]

class personified.





I've been drinking

[thejives]

nice! Drink more, my friend!
It's time for this one to outdo my new year's eve drunk posting

[DiabloSammich]

I love you mannnnnn!


Hey, hey, listen....me and you,......we're driving to Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thejives]

Want a road trip man!!! a fucking mutherfucking rockand fucking roll road trip!!!
YEAHHHHHhhhh biotches

[WampusCrandle]

wants to be an American Douche . . . i mean Idol

[DiabloSammich]

Leave him alone mannnnnnn! I got the Fritos, and a 73 fuckin Monte Carlo bitches, let's do this thing........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

shouldn't talk to the MAAAAAANNNNN like that

[thejives]

Oh fuck man, it's a cop. It's the fucking fuzz! We gotta go jump out the back window!

[DiabloSammich]

Fuck that, man, FUCK THAT!!

LOOK AT ME!!!!! Take a breath, we got a full tank of gas, we can make it to Canada, they won't get us. We figure out the details on the way.

[Gvac]

And the triumvirate is complete!

My 3 favorite posters...Wampus, Jives, and Sammich.

[WampusCrandle]

me and my fuzz friends are on the look out for YOU!

[DiabloSammich]

How the fuck did you get here? Were you in the trunk? Fuck it, there's no time.

Here's a pistol. There's the safety. We drive, you shoot out the back window and keep em off our asses. That or we roll you out the door. Choice is yours.

[thejives]

Dood!
We're still in our fucking GARAGE!!!
YAAAAAAAAAA

[WampusCrandle]

better be scarred of me, cause i am gonna break into that garage!

[AngelAmy]

i agree with vacccy, one of my fav posters!

[DiabloSammich]

just hotted up the thread. It's about time too, with Wampus and his old lady thing and all.

[WampusCrandle]

jealous of me and my old lady

[joethebartender]

the old lady must be deaf.:down:

[WampusCrandle]

YOUR deaf

[joethebartender]

meant you're deaf. (wonders why he can't get financial aid...he's a liability!)

[thejives]

after his sex on the beach, you'll be pregnant ladies.

[WampusCrandle]

hellz yes i am a liability, thats why i go will go throughout life stag

you are a liability

[thejives]

got scooped.
Is everyone drunk around here?

[AngelAmy]

thinks everyone wants to get drunk with him!:drunk:

[thejives]

wants to get drunk with me.

[joethebartender]

has gotten drunk with worse. scoop

[thejives]

wants to get drunk with me

[AngelAmy]

if i wasnt at work i'd be drunk with him

[WampusCrandle]

finally got me drunk so she can make her moves on me :drunk:

[AngelAmy]

knows my master plan!

[thejives]

if I wasn't at home, I'd be drinking with her at work.

[AngelAmy]

he should visit me at work anyway!

[thejives]

Better work at a chocolate factory run by big breasted hookers...
(thanks Dave Atell)

[AngelAmy]

now hes just living in a fantasy land

[joethebartender]

want's a new address in said land.

[thejives]

Is a squatter in that land.

[joethebartender]

Doesn't get the big savings on rent I get from squatting.

[scottinnj]

Won't take roomates in that land.

[thejives]

squats on public property for short periods of time to get relief, but in an entirely different way.

[scottinnj]

watches me through binoculars, and now knows my dark secret.

[thejives]

Shouldn't feel bad. Everybody does it. most people about once or twice a day.

[AngelAmy]

id be his fantasy land roommate

[thejives]

If she was late with rent one month. I wouldn't mind at all.

[scottinnj]

But is wary of co-signing a rental agreement.

[thejives]

is actually my attorney.

[scottinnj]

Still hasn't paid his retainer fee to me.

[WampusCrandle]

is a silly goose

[thejives]

Just an angel of a man.

[AngelAmy]

deserves this smilie :wub:

[thejives]

the bestest

[RhinoinMN]

more gooder

[AngelAmy]

i keep thinking hes a rhino onion

[thejives]

Fast reader... too fast!

[joethebartender]

doesn't get the reasoning for amy's "rhino onion":

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Havrard uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe. Initsereg!!

[thejives]

the professor has proven his point

[WampusCrandle]

is a professor of sass!

[buzzard]

knows the Professor of sauce

[WampusCrandle]

you're a professor

http://simpsonovi.comics.cz/Futurama/Profesor%20Farnsworth.gif

[buzzard]

No you are shmoopie! :wink:

[WampusCrandle]

you're my shioopi!

[RhinoinMN]

I don't know how to quit him.

[WampusCrandle]

better not be a quitter

[RhinoinMN]

Should be relieved to know that I am a winner.

[WampusCrandle]

is confusing winner with weiner - a common mistake

[RhinoinMN]

added another ace to his stats.

[WampusCrandle]

wishing he was deficated from rhino

[cougarjake13]

is the remnants of a defication from a rhino

[King Hippos Bandaid]

will have his eyes glued to his set 6:30pm on Sunday

[cougarjake13]

will also likewise

[WampusCrandle]

will likewise . . .

[jauble]

wants to stick his hand up a real sheep

[WampusCrandle]

should give certain people sheepy's phone number

[AngelAmy]

im starting to get scared of his old lady avatar

[RhinoinMN]

If she cuts me, she might cry.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

scooped

[WampusCrandle]

if you cry, i will start cutting

[thejives]

his meds are out of whack.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cut me because I started weeping

[thejives]

scooped!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

delivers an evil laugh when he scoops people

[WampusCrandle]

delievers evil laughs to children that just lost their parents

[joethebartender]

orphans said children.

[WampusCrandle]

doesn't like children unless both parents are dead :nono:

[DiabloSammich]

doesn't want to grow marijuana

[WampusCrandle]

is a foul mouthed LIAR!

[DiabloSammich]

Is a Wampus-mouthed Crandle

[WampusCrandle]

sir, you have broken my heart :glurps:

[RhinoinMN]

his smilies really tie his posts together man.

[DiabloSammich]

is probably freezing his nuts right about now

[WampusCrandle]

is busting a nut a Gvac's party

[thejives]

Is busting a nut watching Murder She Wrote.

[RhinoinMN]

Is On Fire!!

[thejives]

Is on ice!!

[WampusCrandle]

is on!