Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[WampusCrandle]

wishes to either be married or killed by me . . . you may choose your fate

[cougarjake13]

posted at 2:27 am

[DiabloSammich]

will be spending the day preparing for playoff football.

[cougarjake13]

will be consumed by millions of people preparing to watch football

[led37zep]

listens to heavy metal at the gym

[DiabloSammich]

puts the "playa" in playa vista

[EddieMoscone]

Is a luckier man than I, as Dr. Pepper is banned from my apartment by my chick.

[led37zep]

Is having an affair with a Doctor...Dr. Pepper!

[DiabloSammich]

big fan of meat........in loaf form

[RhinoinMN]

has a great board name

[Bunny™]

Has a great sig pic, how's that Ciera working out for ya?

[DiabloSammich]

has trademarked his name......brilliant

[led37zep]

Posts almost 14 times a day.

[Bunny™]

Celebrates the brilliance of one the the greatest comic strips of our time...Rosalyn was a cunt

[joethebartender]

celebrates the lack of brilliance with his avitar.

[IamPixie]

should make me a cyber drink

[Chip196]

Hates Hayden Panettiere.

[Marc with a c]

realistic wee

[thejives]

7'4''
560 ilbs
from grenoble france

[IamPixie]

regal avatar..and such

[thejives]

cyber lush

[DiabloSammich]

real life lush

[IamPixie]

cyber homosexual

scooped!

[thejives]

applies to sammich better than me.
I like women.

[Marc with a c]

;kjwernv[wkemfv[2ifvn[3rijv[32orijvwe[orv

[DiabloSammich]

sure you were

[thejives]

speaks fluent gibberish.

[WampusCrandle]

is a giber american

[thejives]

feels your pain.

[led37zep]

is looking to feel up Wampus.

[thejives]

looking to be felt up by wampus

[King Hippos Bandaid]

arranges 3 somes without wife's permission

[thejives]

assumes my wife did not give permission.

[DiabloSammich]

likes to buy schnapps for the ladies

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is a lucky man if he gets permission

[thejives]

speaks the truth.

and who says it would be cheap sammich. (I mean it would, but who says it would.)

[DiabloSammich]

is having.....







PANIC ATTACKS!!!!!!!!!!

[thejives]

has a smart fucking cat.

can it proof this stuff for me?

[DiabloSammich]

meow osijfffrbngfierj ioerjvn erioj cv iocm meow

[thejives]

On second thought, his cat is pretty dumb

[WampusCrandle]

was just felt up by WampusCrandle :happy:

[joethebartender]

is a W.A.S.C.

[buzzard]

speaks fluent alcohol

[RhinoinMN]

speaks his mind fluently

[thejives]

Lives in a state with a spam museum. and moose.

[DiabloSammich]

needs to hang in the listening thread. We got cigs!

[thejives]

made an offer I can't refuse.

[WampusCrandle]

made an offer i dont understand :unsure:

[thejives]

doesn't understand offers.

[DiabloSammich]

when explaining offers to Wampus, needs to use small words and speak slowly.

[thejives]

I can't emphasize this enough. Just a pure fucking evil satanic creature.

[IamPixie]

hysterical in real time

[thejives]

captivating in real time

[DiabloSammich]

gorgeous all the time


scooped, ah, never mind

[thejives]

gorgeous all the time


scooped, ah, never mind

I'll take it

he's kinda gay

[DiabloSammich]

is hitting on me, I think. He bought me schnapps, is that a sign?

[thejives]

knows it's a sign when you're even posting on ronfez.net

[IamPixie]

should wear catholic school girl outfit if he wants more schnapps

scooped!

[WampusCrandle]

is the puppet master of thejives

[thejives]

Is giving my lines back to me.

phuck.
scooped.

rhymes with rumpus handle

[Dougie Brootal]

just gave me a boner.

edit: scooped by wampus and jives, but it works with all 3!

[WampusCrandle]

just took my boner

ps i wont understand the art of scoop

[DiabloSammich]

just gave me a boner


oh, yeah, I was, uhhhh, scooped, yeeeaaah, that's it.....scooped.

[WampusCrandle]

is the king of scoop, scooped, scooping? :king:

[DiabloSammich]

is using the :king: without the expressed written consent of it's owner, King Hippo.

You sir, are being reported.

[thejives]

snitch.

[WampusCrandle]

just reported me . . . . . . :king:

im a rebel

scooped?

[thejives]

yeah francis, you were scooped

[WampusCrandle]

wishing he knew my real name

[thejives]

shocks me by revealing wampus isn't his real name

[WampusCrandle]

shocked me because he resembles a young Peter O'Toole

[DiabloSammich]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:xy092sDqBkA9XM:http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1151/877040314_a4a912d946_o.jpg

[thejives]

shocks me with that picture

[WampusCrandle]

shocks me

[thejives]

uses the shocker

[DiabloSammich]

ran that one into the ground

[thejives]

got me

[WampusCrandle]

should have said something funny, so i could have said something funny, instead i am re-editing to have this stupid statement

[thejives]

misunderstands the shocker.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Shocker_example.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

like the bong-rattling bass of Mel Shocker

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:1j0PLRClUb2ZCM:http://www.analogartsensemble.net/blog/gfr.bmp

[WampusCrandle]

misunderstood what i said. you want those indicated for pink in your stink

[thejives]

misunderestimates my capacity to be shocked

[WampusCrandle]

should join the club

[thejives]

should eat his club, with chips

[WampusCrandle]

only you and martha moxley knows about my clubs

[thejives]

is stingy with his club

[WampusCrandle]

is stingy

[thejives]

is

[WampusCrandle]

I

[thejives]

(knew he would do that)

[WampusCrandle]

wants to come to a compromise about this thread . . . we need Kissinger

[thejives]

is prepared to invade cambodia

[WampusCrandle]

is adorable . . . bringing the gay back to this thread

[thejives]

he and I are the only people that can read this thread now

[WampusCrandle]

you and me should adopt this thread

[thejives]

I think we own it. everyone else is watching with a mixture of patronage and horror.

[WampusCrandle]

you and i will be our child thread to death . . . like the horse in my yard

[thejives]

and by horse you mean hooker

[WampusCrandle]

and by hooker, you mean T.J. Hooker

http://www.ussvictoria.co.uk/fullofshat/images/tj.jpg

[thejives]

just made me laugh/hyperventilate!

Gotta go work now wampus, hopefully someone can stop in to keep this thing going

[DiabloSammich]

shouldn't be looking at me

[WampusCrandle]

should feel a pair of eyes watching him wherever they go:blink:

[Dougie Brootal]

is one of 3 people who post at least 50 times a day in this thread

[WampusCrandle]

should know that this isnt a thread, it is a way of life . . . and that thejives and i adopted it and then treat it poorly

[buzzard]

has a somewhat askewed perception of;"way of life" :lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

speaks blasphemy!

[DiabloSammich]

just gave me a reading project. Thanks.

[Dougie Brootal]

will enjoy it thoroughly.:flush:

[nate1000]

Still waiting for that threesome


(I'm too slow to play.)

[thejives]

joined the club

[buzzard]

Is growing exponentially!!

[thejives]

isn't looking at my height.

[Dougie Brootal]

just made a weiner joke.

[thejives]

Has some really hot sigs for a gay dude

[Dougie Brootal]

has some really hot sigs of gay dudes

[thejives]

Dares to call Peter O'Toole gay!

[Dougie Brootal]

assumes i know who peter otoole is

[thejives]

should watch what's new pussycat.

[Dougie Brootal]

doesnt know i dont like pussy

[thejives]

Ha! you can still ogle woody allen in his prime :smile:

[WampusCrandle]

has a sig of a hot actless woman

[Dougie Brootal]

doesnt know who peter o'toole is! hah!

[thejives]

posts like a rock star, lives like a broadway star

[joethebartender]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/joethebartender/cock.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

just made milk come out of my nose :lol:

[joethebartender]

Sure it was milk?

[WampusCrandle]

what did you serve me, if it wasnt milk?

[Marc with a c]

likes slippery nipples

[Gvac]

likes slippery nipples

[Marc with a c]

gvac is a dumb dumb

[drjoek]

promises sig pics and doesn't deliver

[thejives]

scooped...
He's the kind of doctor that can/and will prescribe nitris for the ladies.

[Marc with a c]

promises sig pics and doesn't deliver

slow poke

[drjoek]

finishes too quick to satisfy

[buzzard]

finishes too quick to satisfy

Is possibly the most sincere & intelligent poster on this or any other site,he makes me glad that I'm part of this community :clap: to the Drjoek!!

[Marc with a c]

clearly a homosexual

[buzzard]

likes slippery nipples

knows that I seldom break protocals except to wish well to Mama Gvac!

best wishes G & to yer Mom! :clap: :thumbup: :wub:



anyone who wants to read homo into that can take it up with Gvac! :wink:

[buzzard]

clearly a homosexual

wishes I was so he could hit on me even more,as If he could :lol:

[drjoek]

Is possibly the most sincere & intelligent poster on this or any other site,he makes me glad that I'm part of this community :clap: to the Drjoek!!

Is a shrewd Judge of character

[cougarjake13]

claims to be a doctor

[joethebartender]

claims to be a cougar.

[cougarjake13]

claims to be a bartender

[WampusCrandle]

claims to be a cougar wrangler named jake, who happens to be 13 years of age

[drjoek]

Claims to be board named for an indian boy

[DiabloSammich]

Loves Brett Favre. I mean LOVES him. Can't get enough.

[drjoek]

wont ask and won't tell

[cougarjake13]

likes lot of meat on his burger with cheesesteak

[WampusCrandle]

likes alot of hotdog in his bun

[thejives]

is above me once again.

[cougarjake13]

likes wack bag

[thejives]

got scooped by me. cuz I've never been there, nor will I.

[WampusCrandle]

has turned the tables, as you are now on top of me

[thejives]

probably in a mental institution.

[Gvac]

is a dirty, dirty boy

[thejives]

still as the best fucking avatar ever. kills me. captures last night so perfectly.

[Badinia]

Seems to like a lot of the stuff I like (H'english, alternativo,weirdzo) . Snarky. Good.

[Chigworthy]

Isn't too bad, for an Oregonian.

[thejives]

is indeed worthy.

[WampusCrandle]

is a crazy mofo

[RhinoinMN]

wouldn't mind lending me his ear?

[thejives]

The coolest minnesotan I know since wellstone died.

[RhinoinMN]

The coolest minnesotan I know since wellstone died.

knows few Minnesotans (I'm not cool) thanx tho

[WampusCrandle]

just announced that he wasnt cool

[Badinia]

Is making a splash at Ronfez.net!

[RhinoinMN]

makes splashes in her bathroom

[WampusCrandle]

has not introduced himself to me on RonFez.net

hello, good sir Badinia, I'm Wampus Crandle

[RhinoinMN]

has introduced himself to me like a gentleman.

I am the uncool, elusive RhinoinMN

[thejives]

used the phrase good sir.
definitely a lunatic.

[joethebartender]

Loves minisodas.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_TqHJK1yji6w/RizOlrc-QYI/AAAAAAAAAJg/nhnoBWwlC3I/s400/Pic(055).jpg

[RhinoinMN]

is correct!!

[WampusCrandle]

is the best kind of correct

[joethebartender]

Earns Ben Stein's money the hard way.

[DiabloSammich]

will take the three the hard way, or easy way.

[WampusCrandle]

takes it the hard way for fun

[DiabloSammich]

has parked his RV in the driveway of this thread.

Merry Christmas.....shitter's full!

[Bossanova]

Is as sick to his stomach as I am over the Giants win yesterday

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is getting pwned by me in the Playoff Cuntest

[IamPixie]

sports dood

[WampusCrandle]

wasn't in the listening threads today

[DiabloSammich]

should really cut his stalking down to 2-3 chicks a day

[IamPixie]

should heed his own advice

[WampusCrandle]

is just asking to be brutally raped . . . . . not meant for the pixie . . . unless . . . naaaaa

[Bossanova]

Is my new favorite creepy poster

[DiabloSammich]

is my new favorite radio host

[WampusCrandle]

is my newest victim - i mean, friend

[DiabloSammich]

has somehow gotten me lumped into stalker status with him...jerk

[Bossanova]

is my favorite listener of my show

[WampusCrandle]

is my favorite boss

[DiabloSammich]

just put the brakes on the other question thread


scooped by scoopus

is the mojo nixon of this thread

[WampusCrandle]

just compared my to mojo nixon . . . :glurps:

[Bossanova]

Isn't that bad yet

[WampusCrandle]

should wait and see

[DiabloSammich]

doesn't know that i think mojo nixon is one the most underrated talents of our generation





































nah, not really

[King Hippos Bandaid]

will travel for steaks

[thejives]

will book the flight to travel for steaks

[Friday]

made me feel very welcome in the Chat the other night :)

[AngelAmy]

havent seen her in a while and that makes me sad

[WampusCrandle]

makes me wonder if she is an angel

[joethebartender]

has a thing for chicks in uniform.

http://www.loopconsulting.com/projects/dhl/images/44001_28_r2_smll.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

will be happy finishing in 3rd place

[Chip196]

Admires his work.

[WampusCrandle]

is a "chip" off the old block

[thejives]

is thinking of potato chips right now. guaranteed.

[RhinoinMN]

Is thinking of Pats guaranteed super bowl appearance

[thejives]

I'm guessing he's rooting for Green Bay.

[RhinoinMN]

Is correct, although they are the ultimate nemesis. Keep your enemies closer.

[WampusCrandle]

thinking of keeping me close

[RhinoinMN]

Apparently my enemy. This is good to know.

[WampusCrandle]

showing their true colors

[RhinoinMN]

showing their true colors

Assumes that I have multiple personalities. Which could be true.

[WampusCrandle]

may or may not be assuming too much or not enough

[RhinoinMN]

Is vexing me.

[WampusCrandle]

is me, in a nutshell

[buzzard]

Is a smart guy with a quick wit!

[WampusCrandle]

is always quick, with a nice word. god bless ya!

http://media.bonnint.net/slc/21/2152/215295.jpg

[thejives]

posted a picture that I don't undestand

[WampusCrandle]

may not know this, but whenever there is a pic of an old person, i giggle.

[thejives]

is going to laugh his ass of when he's put in a nursing home

[WampusCrandle]

should plan on meeting me there, tomorrow, for a hot double date

[RhinoinMN]

made me sick with thoughts of a train being pulled on that old bitty

[WampusCrandle]

what makes you sad, turns me on

[IamPixie]

strangely addictive

[WampusCrandle]

addictive and strange

[thejives]

Has a hell of a lot of sigs

[RhinoinMN]

Is jealous of Wampus's massive sig collection.

[thejives]

can he blame me?

[cougarjake13]

loves chocolate chip penis

[WampusCrandle]

loves chocolate penis:wub:

[cougarjake13]

loves chocolate in his anus

[thejives]

tags his name on cement trucks.... while they're spinning!

[WampusCrandle]

loves chocolate anus

[cougarjake13]

had anal sex with aliens

[thejives]

dresses like an alien when he visits wampus

[RhinoinMN]

Likes to bump 1year old threads

[WampusCrandle]

likes to bump

[thejives]

needs to made with 5'6'' tall people

was for rhino... but probably still applies

[cougarjake13]

likes to smell vagina farts

[WampusCrandle]

gave me a vag fart in a jar :happy:

[thejives]

is about to launch a new fragrance

[WampusCrandle]

wants to call in "le jive"

[thejives]

wants to call in as "midnight wampus"

[WampusCrandle]

is a marketing genius

[RhinoinMN]

Is getting murdered by the "truth" ad campaign because of all of his sigs












insert car crash here

[thejives]

is an unstoppable juggernaut of hijinkery.

[WampusCrandle]

has confused me, sigs are nice

[thejives]

It's totally cool that he has a lot of sigs. but I needed something to say about him.

[RhinoinMN]

is quoted for truth.

[thejives]

he has 188 posts (at the time of this posting)

[RhinoinMN]

Is a complicated individual in which I can't seem to figure out about what to say.

[thejives]

just gave me the best compliment ever!