Most Fucking obnoxious recent commercials

[Misteriosa]

There's nothing appealing or sexy about middle aged women like in this commercial

and here, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of the expectation of "the male gaze", which holds that women are commodities for male consumption and visual appreciation, even when women are the target audience :dry:

[jennysmurf]

and here, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of the expectation of "the male gaze", which holds that women are commodities for male consumption and visual appreciation, even when women are the target audience :dry:

Middle-aged women with bladder control issues, don't forget. Even they should strive to always be sexy.

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[spoon]

Right, because bladder leakage is supposed to be appealing and sexy. Why wouldn't they use the type of women that are in their demographic?
stop trying to talk sensical to wf

you're going to enrage him!

[Dude!]

There's nothing appealing or sexy about middle aged women like in this commercial

the middle-aged part
isn't nearly as awful
as watching a huge
disgusting fat woman
shakin' it

[Gutter]

the middle-aged part
isn't nearly as awful
as watching a huge
disgusting fat woman
shakin' it

Your poetry sucks. Are you a Vogon?

[A.J.]

Middle-aged women with bladder control issues, don't forget. Even they should strive to always be sexy.

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It could be worse.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

stop trying to talk sensical to wf

you're going to enrage him!

When you think leakage does shaking your ass come into mind?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

and here, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of the expectation of "the male gaze", which holds that women are commodities for male consumption and visual appreciation, even when women are the target audience :dry:

I don't appreciate a 200 lb woman cutting up a rug.

[spoon]

I don't appreciate a 200 lb woman cutting up a rug.

perfect for your name and takes

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

perfect for your name and takes

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Man, I really pissed off RF.nets resident chubby chaser

[spoon]

sure thing

tell yourself anything you need to

but as always, you're so far off it's hilarious

[Misteriosa]

Your poetry sucks. Are you a Vogon?

ha! i would say not, since we havent committed suicide.... yet.

[Misteriosa]

I don't appreciate a 200 lb woman cutting up a rug.

so a commercial briefly showing a fully clothed, conservatively dressed fat woman dancing and enjoying herself is unacceptable and should be kept from public view, but a commercial featuring this sweaty, oily, adonis with his beer belly walking along the beach in nothing but a sunga is perfectly fine? im choking on the double standard.

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[Gutter]

ha! i would say not, since we havent committed suicide.... yet.

true...there is still time.

[Gutter]

I don't appreciate a 200 lb woman cutting up a rug.

Well hey, jack....look here....if she's willing to help re-model your living room, who cares what she weighs? Bingo.

[Dude!]

so a commercial briefly showing a fully clothed, conservatively dressed fat woman dancing and enjoying herself is unacceptable and should be kept from public view, but a commercial featuring this sweaty, oily, adonis with his beer belly walking along the beach in nothing but a sunga is perfectly fine? im choking on the double standard.

wow...that's what
a low IQ gets you

the normal reaction to that fat guy is: ugh
the normal reaction to the fat broad is: ugh

the standard is exactly the same

[WRESTLINGFAN]

so a commercial briefly showing a fully clothed, conservatively dressed fat woman dancing and enjoying herself is unacceptable and should be kept from public view, but a commercial featuring this sweaty, oily, adonis with his beer belly walking along the beach in nothing but a sunga is perfectly fine? im choking on the double standard.

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I would have loved to seen him harpooned.


If I was gay, he still wouldn't be attractive.

[keithy_19]

If I was gay, he still wouldn't be attractive.

This statement confuses me.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Attractive in my opinion

[spoon]

This statement confuses me.


It means wf is gop gay.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

(Sp)oof !!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Orange is the New Black is the latest sponsor to buy embedded advertising at Sirius where the dj's have to talk about the show naturally, like they actually watch it. Maybe they call it viral? I dont know, but it's pretty fucking obvious when you hear 4 different people, 3 of them on music stations, just bring up Orange is the New Black for no reason.



Also, I watched half of the first episode and I give it a blech minus.

[jennysmurf]

Orange is the New Black is the latest sponsor to buy embedded advertising at Sirius where the dj's have to talk about the show naturally, like they actually watch it. Maybe they call it viral? I dont know, but it's pretty fucking obvious when you hear 4 different people, 3 of them on music stations, just bring up Orange is the New Black for no reason.



Also, I watched half of the first episode and I give it a blech minus.

Yeah, they've been pushing it pretty hard on TV too. I have zero interest in it.

[PapaBear]

I hate this one, just because it doesn't make sense. Why does the guy say "smuggler" when someone takes his candy bar?

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[King Imp]

I hate this commercial simply because I think the French are arrogant bitches and I would be pissed if I came home to this.

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I would have taken my money back from the babysitter as soon as I saw this crap.

[PapaBear]

I don't really hate this. I'm pretty much indifferent about it. But I'm curious about one scene. At the 14 second mark... What does the party scene represent? Is there a popular type of party theme that involves people dressing in random, meaningless costumes while eating tacos? Is it supposed to represent the current trend in what were once called "raves"? And if that's the case, do these parties/raves always occur on a beach with some sort of fire spewing alter?

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[spoon]

just a take on their biggest demographic, stoners...at burning man.

[PapaBear]

just a take on their biggest demographic, stoners...at burning man.
I think I get it, now. Thank you.

[PapaBear]

Incidentally... When it comes to medium to large chains using weed culture to drive sales, the Sheetz convenience store chain recently started a campaign that makes that concept PAINFULLY obvious. I'm seeing ads for a new breakfast menu item featuring bacon. The tag line... WAKE N BACON! :wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

Incidentally... When it comes to medium to large chains using weed culture to drive sales, the Sheetz convenience store chain recently started a campaign that makes that concept PAINFULLY obvious. I'm seeing ads for a new breakfast menu item featuring bacon. The tag line... WAKE N BACON! :wallbash:

You're just mad that you didn't think of it first.

[PapaBear]

You're just mad that you didn't think of it first.
Though I don't partake in the smoking of the weed anymore, I would NEVER try to commercialize it with a term that was once sacred to pot smokers.

HA! I keed, I keed... I wouldn't have given a shit.

[spoon]

these fucking AWFUL Tmobile "jeremy" commercials where the old parents bitch and moan about the most insane bullshit charges in the history of cell data/phone plans

SOOOOO UNBEARABLY BAD

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[spoon]

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[PapaBear]

The ads are horrible, but the deal sounds pretty damn good for those of you who actually go places.

[deliciousV]

So these are the commercials that run, over and over, while my granddaughter watches SpongeBob. I'm amazed that these are real.

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[Dude!]

So these are the commercials that run, over and over, while my granddaughter watches SpongeBob. I'm amazed that these are real.

awesome!
i want one of each.

now here's a commercial
that i love to hate...
they've picked the 3 ugliest
middle-aged fat women they could find

i especially like the pot-bellied one
with no neck and a speech defect

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[spoon]

same announcer, same company

i guess they specialize in bodily fluids

wonder what's next?!

[spoon]

dude, those women all seem post stroke and surely in the manic phase of bipolar

how many fucking auctions did that hunchback slurring blob win again?

wtf!?

[PapaBear]

I'm glad they told me they weren't actors. I would have never figured that out for myself.

[spoon]

they're all built like Fez

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I like Lexus however enough of the faux family with generic Christmas music.
Nothing says sorry for fucking your best friend like buying your spouse an ES300 with a giant red bow on top

[jennysmurf]

Go on, you fargin bastage, say "pot pie" one more time. Just give me a reason to stab you in the throat with a fork..

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