Most Fucking obnoxious recent commercials

[LordJezo]

Give me back my Filet 'O Fish ™
Give me my fish....ahhhhhhh
Give me back my Filet 'O Fish ™
Give me my fish....
What if that were you
hanging up on this wall....

????




Whats the rest of the fucking song????

Bastards!!!!!!

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[PapaBear]

The commercial for one of the car rental companies... The father rents a truck to buy supplies to build his daughter a playhouse. At the end, the father and little girl bang their hammers together like a fist bump. Hitting hammers like that is a TERRIBLE thing to do!:nono:

[Chigworthy]

The commercial for one of the car rental companies... The father rents a truck to buy supplies to build his daughter a playhouse. At the end, the father and little girl bang their hammers together like a fist bump. Hitting hammers like that is a TERRIBLE thing to do!:nono:

My friend was working in a tire shop and was beating a tractor wheel into shape. The hammer hit the anvil and a shard of the hammer shot into his arm and blood squirted all over the shop. Made me wear glasses whenever I'm banging pieces of metal together.

[ChimneyFish]

The Olive Garden commercial with the grandson & his grandfather.
I just want to plow my fist into that kids stupid teeth.

[Dude!]

The Olive Garden commercial with the grandson & his grandfather.
I just want to plow my fist into that kids stupid teeth.

order anything you want grandpa
my treat

[grlNIN]

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I can't stand this commercial any time it comes on i cringe. I hate that fucking monkey.

[weekapaugjz]

I can't stand this commercial any time it comes on i cringe. I hate that fucking monkey.

i hate it because that damn song gets stuck in my head everytime i hear it.

[Dude!]

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I can't stand this commercial any time it comes on i cringe. I hate that fucking monkey.

i hate you
and now i hate weekajz too
because i posted this one
in the BEST commercial thread

I love that monkey!
my dad had one from his childhood
that was passed down to me

this commercial is pure genius

[weekapaugjz]

i hate you
and now i hate weekajz too
because i posted this one
in the BEST commercial thread

I love that monkey!
my dad had one from his childhood
that was passed down to me

this commercial is pure genius

i like the idea of the commercial, just can't stand the song.

[Dude!]

i like the idea of the commercial, just can't stand the song.

ok i like you again
but i love that song

[grlNIN]

i hate it because that damn song gets stuck in my head everytime i hear it.

Mine too, except i don't know any of the words apart from "How d'you like me noooow?" so that's all i sing.

The monkey scares me because it's a person in a giant monkey costume and i have a paralyzing fear of adults in full body costumes.

[Dude!]

Mine too, except i don't know any of the words apart from "How d'you like me noooow?" so that's all i sing.

here...now you can learn
all the words:


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[opie's twisted balls]

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the chick is fuckable but somehow very annoying

[PapaBear]

Oh... my... GOD!!! Listen to what he says at the 30 second mark.

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[opie's twisted balls]

Oh... my... GOD!!! Listen to what he says at the 30 second mark.
Well thats disturbing. What's next, wax toilet paper that you can reuse?

Billy Mays would be ashamed

[PapaBear]

I'm confused. I just saw this commercial. I looked it up on YouTube to see if it was really Gilbert Gottfried, and found this video, which is the same one I saw aired. But if you look at the video description, it says...

This video is not posted as a commercial for the product featured. It is posted by the company that produced the commercial. It is a spoof and not intended as an advertisement.

So... Did they do another commercial, then do the "spoof", then decide to air the spoof instead? :unsure:

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[hanso]

The half naked black man screaming over old spice deodorant.

[Kevin]

The half naked black man screaming over old spice deodorant.

Saying anything bad about Terry Crews will get you stabbed here.

[Slumbag]

Saying anything bad about Terry Crews will get you stabbed here.

Word.
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6117/13qe0.gif

[PapaBear]

There's one that that's pissing me off lately. Not so much for the commercial itself, but for the corporate fear of lawsuits these days. It's the Chrysler minivan one where the kids challenge the smaller kid to get home first. They show him jumping into the back of the van, and in small print it says "Do not attempt".

[JimBeam]

That commercial w/ Evan Longoria chasing after his hat is terrible.

I know he's a baseball player and not an ator but could he at least try and be slightly less wooden.

[PapaBear]

One of the Zyrtec commercials has a guy going fishing with his daughter. I'm not big into fishing, but anyone can see that he's using a fly rod and reel wrong. Did the prop department say, "Go out and get two of those things that you catch fish with"?

The golfing mom and daughter one is stupid, too. They grab one club, and carry it out of the house. Next thing you see is the daughter lugging around a bag full of clubs.

[Pestz4Evah]

That commercial w/ Evan Longoria chasing after his hat is terrible.

I know he's a baseball player and not an ator but could he at least try and be slightly less wooden.

That commercial is 1000% times better than last year's New Era commercial with Cole Hamels.

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[hanso]

How is it that young kids know all the shit that old farts need to have with so many ads on tv now?

[JimBeam]

That commercial is 1000% times better than last year's New Era commercial with Cole Hamels.

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That is a bad commercial as well but I still think the Longoria one is worse.

Lonagoria's commercial bothers me because it doesn't make any sense.

A guy wlaking down the street w/ a Rays cap means it's his ?

What about when he's at a game and there are thousands of people wearing those hats ?

Does he think those are all his ?

[Dude!]

why would an energy drink
choose as a spokesperson
a man with the worst voice ever?

i will never buy this product
because of this guy

it makes me think that the drink
contains female hormones
and will give me a
horrible high voice

either this fool owns the company
or they have the worst ad agency
in history


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[jennysmurf]

why would an energy drink
choose as a spokesperson
a man with the worst voice ever?

i will never buy this product
because of this guy

it makes me think that the drink
contains female hormones
and will give me a
horrible high voice

either this fool owns the company
or they have the worst ad agency
in history


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I second this one...can't stand that smarmy bastard!:furious:

[JimBeam]

I hate that Ritz crackers commercial w/ Wyclef Jean.

I wonder how much of the money he made from that went to his beloved Haiti.

[Jayw]

A tad off comment. But damn I think KIA has hit gold with those hampsters. Something I would prolly say only to my anonymous message board friends but that song is good.

You can get with that, or you can get with that. Good marketing i think it appeals to many age gaps. I watch it every-time. But it is a KIA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. You will never see my white ass middle class in that bitch, hopefully.

[Dude!]

I hate that Ritz crackers commercial w/ Wyclef Jean.

I wonder how much of the money he made from that went to his beloved Haiti.

i heard he sent Haiti
a box of crackers

[JimBeam]

That's his plan to get votes in their presidential election.

[KnoxHarrington]

A tad off comment. But damn I think KIA has hit gold with those hampsters. Something I would prolly say only to my anonymous message board friends but that song is good.

You can get with that, or you can get with that. Good marketing i think it appeals to many age gaps. I watch it every-time. But it is a KIA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. You will never see my white ass middle class in that bitch, hopefully.

The thing is that if you watched The Wire, "Hamsterdam" has a whole other association with it that I'm not sure Kia really wants.

[Tenbatsuzen]

new york auto giant dot com

dot com

dot com

come and buy from the BESSSSSSSSST

[Kevin]

new york auto giant dot com

dot com

dot com

come and buy from the BESSSSSSSSST



WwwwHHHY go any place else.

[Servo]

WwwwHHHY go any place else.

It's the drive of a liiiiiiife-tiiiiime...

[Skellington]

Tube sock guy commercial. It gave me nightmares. I forget what it was for because it was that disturbing.

[Kevin]

Tube sock guy commercial. It gave me nightmares. I forget what it was for because it was that disturbing.



Tube socks?

[ozzie]

Tube sock guy commercial. It gave me nightmares. I forget what it was for because it was that disturbing.

This?

http://www.trendsnow.net/cms/uploads/skittles_tube-sock.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LYhiuB2vPqM/TEORNhfYTJI/AAAAAAAAAPg/Gy-pbPPPs3Y/s1600/Tubesock.jpg

[Skellington]

This?

http://www.trendsnow.net/cms/uploads/skittles_tube-sock.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LYhiuB2vPqM/TEORNhfYTJI/AAAAAAAAAPg/Gy-pbPPPs3Y/s1600/Tubesock.jpg

son of a motherless goat, it lives!!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

the progressive auto insurance Tips from Flo commericals (they play it onthe radio)

cant fucking stand them :wallbash:

[KC2OSO]

the progressive auto insurance Tips from Flo commericals (they play it onthe radio)

cant fucking stand them :wallbash:
So sick of Flo although if she put on some weight, she'd be heavy flo and if she were then fired, she'd be heavy flo with discharge so there is that.

Meantime, the burger king guy on the roof with a golf club makes me angry as hell. Guaranteed channel-changer.

[Misteriosa]

The Chase Saphier commercials.

I want the wife to die especially in the one on the ski lit.

By the way if you watch closely @ one point they are like 30 yards or so from the end of the chair lift or where it would turn back around yet they never get there.

Fuckin' stupid.

That commercial makes me mad. Shouldn't the husband be pissed off that she spent all of his points without telling him???

the wife's douchebaggery continues. this time the happy couple go to a hotel that actually has business. there are people partying in the pool area. the wife, being the curmudgeon that she is, wont stand for people having fun around her so she calls to have her hotel changed. cut to the husband looking like he's actually having fun and is dancing around. the wife looks at him and gives him the wtf? face. cunt. they are then shown in an empty pool area in another hotel tanning

[Kevin]

The Gieco commercial with the dude with the fake voice.

His voice gets more annoyingly fake every fucking commercial.

Especialy when you have seen him play tough guy gumba roles in the past.

[Misteriosa]

The Gieco commercial with the dude with the fake voice.

His voice gets more annoyingly fake every fucking commercial.

Especialy when you have seen him play tough guy gumba roles in the past.

its like he's trying to do an impression of robert stack, but he's very very bad at it.

http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/robert_stack.jpg

[Kevin]

its like he's trying to do an impression of robert stack, but he's very very bad at it.

http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/robert_stack.jpg



It gets progressivly worse every commercial.

[KC2OSO]

Makes me angry and so fucking annoyed.

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[jennysmurf]

Here's an article on the worst commercials:

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978539526

I vote for the annoying Quiznos "Singing Cats" commercial. Ugh.

[PapaBear]

Here's an article on the worst commercials:

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978539526

I vote for the annoying Quiznos "Singing Cats" commercial. Ugh.
That Staples one goes both ways. The first few times I saw it, it was the short version. It didn't make any sense that the guy was so annoyed. But when I saw the full version, I actually kind of liked it.

[jennysmurf]

That Staples one goes both ways. The first few times I saw it, it was the short version. It didn't make any sense that the guy was so annoyed. But when I saw the full version, I actually kind of liked it.

I like the annoyed guy--what's he from? He looks so familiar. I wish there was an IMDB for commercials, a ICDB if you will.

[PapaBear]

I like the annoyed guy--what's he from? He looks so familiar. I wish there was an IMDB for commercials, a ICDB if you will.
I've been wanting a site like that for years! He has a sort of Paul Giamatti look to him.

[JimBeam]

Can you link a YouTube video of this Staples commercial ?

I couldn't open that link because it's blocked at work.

[KingModem]

OMNARIS, TO THE NOSE! I want to hang myself when I hear that.
:wallbash:

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[PapaBear]

Can you link a YouTube video of this Staples commercial ?

I couldn't open that link because it's blocked at work.
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[JimBeam]

The annoyed guy in the Staples commecial is Joey Slotnick ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0806217/ ).

I thought I remembered him from being a regular on a TV show ( maybe Alias but I didn't watch that ) but it doesn't look he was in anything for too long.

I recognized him as having been in Hollow Man.

[JimBeam]

The new Burger King, or maybe it's even McDonalds, commercial when they are singing about the breakfast is painful.

Especially the one w/ the mailman.

[jennysmurf]

The annoyed guy in the Staples commecial is Joey Slotnick ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0806217/ ).

I thought I remembered him from being a regular on a TV show ( maybe Alias but I didn't watch that ) but it doesn't look he was in anything for too long.

I recognized him as having been in Hollow Man.

Thanks, JB! Although, I'm still not sure why he looks so familiar to me, because I haven't watched anything on his list on IMDB. Maybe in my dreams? Gee, I hope not.:unsure:

[JimBeam]

I always forget whether this thread is for commercials you hate or ones that are simply obnoxious.

With the fomer in mind I just saw 2 in a row on ESPN that are bad.

First was another version of the Miller High Life bit w/ the black dude and that ship sailed a long time ago.

The 2nd was the Doritos Cheeseburger flavor commercial. She's eating chips that taste like a cheeseburger and that cause's things to turn into nightlife ? What the hell kinda sense does that make ?

[PapaBear]

I saw a commercial tonight on Comedy Central (It's not on youtube yet, as far as I can tell), for an Indian Reservation based loan company called WesternSky.com. The serious looking Indian says, "It's not cheap, but it's cheaper than payday loans." I looked them up. They charge 140% APR! He's right. It's not cheap.

[ozzie]

The 2nd was the Doritos Cheeseburger flavor commercial. She's eating chips that taste like a cheeseburger and that cause's things to turn into nightlife ? What the hell kinda sense does that make ?

That's no ordinary Cheeseburger flavor...

...that's a "LATE NIGHT, all nighter, CHEESEBURGER" flavor.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/02-Doritos-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger-062810-lg-40377690.jpg

[Judge Smails]

That's no ordinary Cheeseburger flavor...

...that's a "LATE NIGHT, all nighter, CHEESEBURGER" flavor.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/02-Doritos-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger-062810-lg-40377690.jpg

So, basically they're marketing this to the late night, stoner, munchie attack having crowd. Fucking brilliant!

[ozzie]

So, basically they're marketing this to the late night, stoner, munchie attack having crowd. Fucking brilliant!

Yeah, I have no problem watching this commercial whatsoever.

http://sp0.fotolog.com/photo/16/50/100/eugeratti/1267720991917_f.jpg

http://www.champs12.it/images/stories/articles/comple_belen_copertina.jpg

(Belen Chavanne)

[Willmore]

That's no ordinary Cheeseburger flavor...

...that's a "LATE NIGHT, all nighter, CHEESEBURGER" flavor.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/02-Doritos-All-Nighter-Cheeseburger-062810-lg-40377690.jpg

Do they have a morning hangover flavor?

You know what you need? Hair Of The Dog Doritos.

[JimBeam]

What's so stupid about it is she turns the dirty water dog guy into a DJ.

I can gurantee you that I'd much rather run into a hotdog vendor on the streets of a city than i would some kinda toolbox DJ.

[PapaBear]

If I were the old lady, I'd tell this guy I know he's using me to get the hot chick.

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[PapaBear]

This was absolutely horrible! I was fixing dinner today, and Channel 4 in Washington put a warning up on the screen. It said that the following political advertisement was extremely graphic, and they were required by law to air it unedited. They then showed a campaign ad full of images of aborted babies. Absolutely HORRENDOUS images of aborted babies. They followed it by again stating that they were required by law to show it. AT DINNER TIME!

[Dude!]

This was absolutely horrible! I was fixing dinner today, and Channel 4 in Washington put a warning up on the screen. It said that the following political advertisement was extremely graphic, and they were required by law to air it unedited. They then showed a campaign ad full of images of aborted babies. Absolutely HORRENDOUS images of aborted babies. They followed it by again stating that they were required by law to show it. AT DINNER TIME!

sounds delicious

[PapaBear]

Looks like the ad is for a woman trying to win the Congressional seat for Washington DC (http://www.tbd.com/blogs/amanda-hess/2010/10/how-dumb-is-the-graphic-missy-smith-fetus-ad--3434.html).

So, that wasn't true. "I am running for Congress in Washington D.C. with the express purpose of running political ads on TV of graphic pictures of healthy and dead babies," Smith clarified last week. Smith has raised funds to run campaign ads teeming with graphic fetus photographs on several local television networks, which are legally required to give airtime to the political stunt.

Youtube pulled the ad, and Pro Life websites are bitching about censorship.

[Barnaby Jones]

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This commercial always bugs me! It's obvious it was originally made with the idea that the kids "racing" the skinny kid are trying to kick his ass and he's scrambling for his life! Otherwise it doesn't make any damn sense!

[Dude!]

This commercial always bugs me! It's obvious it was originally made with the idea that the kids "racing" the skinny kid are trying to kick his ass and he's scrambling for his life! Otherwise it doesn't make any damn sense!

what is awful about that
commercial is that the kid
is clearly mulatto

his mother is driving the car
and she is clearly white
which means his dad
is a black negro and
probably abandoned
the child...like they all do

disgusting

[Barnaby Jones]

Get the fuck away from me, troll!

[KC2OSO]

what is awful about that
commercial is that the kid
is clearly mulatto

his mother is driving the car
and she is clearly white
which means his dad
is a black negro and
probably abandoned
the child...like they all do

disgusting


:: WOW :: That was a shitty post.

Anyway, what's most annoying thing about that commercial is the, very likeable, but overplayed, ditty that accompanies it.

[PapaBear]

How can T Mobile completely steal a commercial idea from Apple like this? Either Apple and T Mobile are in on it together, or it's total creative BULLSHIT!

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[NickyL0885]

The Sabra Hummus commercial where the wife needs a food "intervention". SO. FUCKING. AWFUL.

[JimBeam]

I think that I'm somewhat on record with the belief that there might not have been a funny/original beer commercial, from any company, in maybe 20 years.

But I want to point out the Miller Lite one's as the newest annoying, contrived turds at the top of the shit pile. Especially the one w/ the vortex bottle.

What waitress/bartender is going to ask you what type of bottle you want your beer in ?

It's more than probable that all of the Miller Lite's now come in only the vortex bottle which means that any in the previous bottle type are older. A bar/restaurant is going to sell their older stock before they start selling the newer stuff.

I know I'm over thinking it a bit but the smugness on that cunt waitress bothers me.

[Melk]

I think that I'm somewhat on record with the belief that there might not have been a funny/original beer commercial, from any company, in maybe 20 years.
Beer commercials are designed for the dumbest of the dumb. I assume they are designed that way so that children know what brands to drink at the youngest age and really insecure adults who only consume popular products know whats popular to drink.

[KnoxHarrington]

I think that I'm somewhat on record with the belief that there might not have been a funny/original beer commercial, from any company, in maybe 20 years.

But I want to point out the Miller Lite one's as the newest annoying, contrived turds at the top of the shit pile. Especially the one w/ the vortex bottle.

What waitress/bartender is going to ask you what type of bottle you want your beer in ?

It's more than probable that all of the Miller Lite's now come in only the vortex bottle which means that any in the previous bottle type are older. A bar/restaurant is going to sell their older stock before they start selling the newer stuff.

I know I'm over thinking it a bit but the smugness on that cunt waitress bothers me.

I can't imagine any waitress in any place being that cunty acting, for fear of losing the tip.

But it's absolutely right that beer commercials play on the insecurities of stupid young men. "If you drink beer in another bottle chicks will think you suck dick!"

[hanso]

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Hungry for raisins now.

[Servo]

The musical southwest.com ads are enraging.

[PapaBear]

A new Sun Chips commercial... They say that they strive to make sure their chips are "as fresh going into the bag, as they are coming out". What? They're trying to avoid chips that actually get more fresh after they package them? :huh:

[TooLowBrow]

A new Sun Chips commercial... They say that they strive to make sure their chips are "as fresh going into the bag, as they are coming out". What? They're trying to avoid chips that actually get more fresh after they package them? :huh:

thats negative thinking. i once had an 'its good as it can be' chocolate cake dessert. it couldve used more frosting

[Dude!]

this commercial ruins
the sunday morning shows
each week

chock full of blacks and jews
and metro- and homo-sexuals
it represents everything awful
about New York

I loathe it


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[TooLowBrow]

this commercial ruins
the sunday morning shows
each week

chock full of blacks and jews
and metro- and homo-sexuals
it represents everything awful
about New York

I loathe it


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someone should make a spoof where these people say their shit and then mixed race couples say what they get for free on the internet.

[King Imp]

I truly hate this commercial.

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In the Before shots, you can clearly see them pulling the person away from their body to make them lose their balance, but in the After shots they are pulling straight down.

Are people really this fucking stupid that they think they wouldn't notice this?

[PapaBear]

What's wrong with this ad? Berryville, VA is ten miles from the nearest Wendy's.

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[Snacks]

What's wrong with this ad? Berryville, VA is ten miles from the nearest Wendy's.

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All that matters is how cute the actress is in the beginning named "Wendy"!

[PapaBear]

All that matters is how cute the actress is in the beginning named "Wendy"!
She's cute, but her name isn't Wendy. She said "Hey, Wendy".

[Snacks]

She's cute, but her name isn't Wendy. She said "Hey, Wendy".

Oh I thought her name was wnedy too because it said at the top "Video chat with Wendy" which to me would mean that was her name since we saw it as if we were looking through wendys screen.

[fezident]

Oh... my... GOD!!! Listen to what he says at the 30 second mark.

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Ho Lee Shit.

[Melk]

this commercial ruins
the sunday morning shows
each week

chock full of blacks and jews
and metro- and homo-sexuals
it represents everything awful
about New York

I loathe it


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They look like people from Apple commercials.
By the way, who actually enjoys the Sunday paper? It is usually the most frivolous edition of the week.

[spoon]

It seems there are currently a TON of annoying and awful commercials out there right now. That sharing is caring bk one is top ranked and sooooo awful.

[JimBeam]

The " I Can't Believe It's Not Butter " commercial w/ that tranny Kim Cattral is horrendous.

Only dumb chicks living vicariously through tv/movies and queens could possibly think that chick is sexy.

She exudes as much sex in those ads as Clara " Where's The Beef " Peller did in hers.

[Dude!]

The " I Can't Believe It's Not Butter " commercial w/ that tranny Kim Cattral is horrendous.

Only dumb chicks living vicariously through tv/movies and queens could possibly think that chick is sexy.

QFT

10 of 10 on the skank-o-meter
she is just awful

[ANC]

Screw it I still can't embed videos.

The Mini Babybel "Have you Laughed Today" campaign. There's something about that chicks mouth that just isn't right.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

this commercial ruins
the sunday morning shows
each week

chock full of blacks and jews
and metro- and homo-sexuals
it represents everything awful
about New York

I loathe it


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The only thing I like in that commercial is that cute little Asian woman

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I HATE HATE HATE That doublemyspeed.com commercial Ive heard it on XM and 1010wins

The one where the womans husband is running around town saying doublemyspeed.com like a helmet head

[spoon]

This awful commercial is only trumped by the second (couldn't find the long version). As someone in the comments on utube stated, there's something about this chick that I hate and I want to throw hot coffee in her face. Bad news is she's ALL OVER commercials right now.

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[spoon]

Oh and this one is AWFUL! I'm so sick of that song too, but adding that lady was just the mayo on a shit sandwich.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Those NY Lottery commercials with that awful song that goes Are you ready get set repeated over and over

My ears want to bleed when I hear that song

[JimBeam]

The commercial on the radio for the NY lottery w/ Yolanda Vega.

That way she says her name is so f-ing played out and it makes it worse that she tries to work it in twice in the commercial.

I can't stand her and only because of her stupid name.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

That Wells fargo commercial where the Banker showed the history of loans to some Greenie. Especially at the end when hes on a segway wearing a fucking helmet!!!

[jennysmurf]

http://youtu.be/gX9q1s3Ly-o

First off, this girl has an freakishly long neck, and I can't stand the way she talks. Secondly, there's no way this is not a scam.

(Sorry aboot the link, it won't embed for some reason.)

[Dude!]

http://youtu.be/gX9q1s3Ly-o

First off, this girl has an freakishly long neck, and I can't stand the way she talks. Secondly, there's no way this is not a scam.

(Sorry aboot the link, it won't embed for some reason.)

wow...that is awful

her face is shiny and
her neck has white lines where
the spray-tan didn't reach

her clothes are ill-fitting
and gross and make her
look like an ugly mermaid

i would buy nothing from her

[Gutter]

http://youtu.be/gX9q1s3Ly-o

First off, this girl has an freakishly long neck, and I can't stand the way she talks. Secondly, there's no way this is not a scam.

(Sorry aboot the link, it won't embed for some reason.)

its kind of a scam. those "penny bids" are actually only bought in blocks. so you have to buy a block of say 1,000 bids and when an item goes higher, you have add that many to enter your bid.....so you're not just adding a "penny bid" if the price is $64 to someone else, you have to enter 65 bids at once to get the top spot. Basically, you have to pay BeeZid for your right to bid on an item. someone is going to get a decent deal on an item, but if you win an item that cost you $350, you have to also figure in the amount you spent on the bids and there is obviously shipping costs.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I hate that fucking Chase card commercial where that geeky looking middle manager suburbanite goes to rock n roll fantasy camp. The one with Dave Navarro in it

[PapaBear]

Why the fuck is the fake T Mobile girl holding a cupcake in the new Virgin Mobile add?

[Gutter]

Why the fuck is the fake T Mobile girl holding a cupcake in the new Virgin Mobile add?

its to distract you from the fact that the Virgin Mobile commercial that seems so much cheaper than T-Mobile's unlimited plan, actually mentions nothing about unlimited talk time or how many min you get for what they charge.

[PapaBear]

its to distract you from the fact that the Virgin Mobile commercial that seems so much cheaper than T-Mobile's unlimited plan, actually mentions nothing about unlimited talk time or how many min you get for what they charge.
People still use phones to talk?

[Judge Smails]

This is a local one - but those commercials for Good Day New York drive me fucking insane. I've never seen the show and, based on the commercials, I would avoid it like the plague.

There's several versions of it and they're all basically different snippets of the two anchors sniping and snapping at each other like an old married couple. It's not even good natured ribbing but just annoying complaining that they're stuck with each other and how he does annoying things and she's some kind of bitch etc. etc.. If I was stuck at table with these two at a dinner party I'd leave and curse out the host for doing that to me.

[jennysmurf]

I HAAAAAAAATE these commercials! The stupid, smiley girl and the wooden acting make me cringe everytime. This isn't the worst one, but it's the first one I found when I looked on YouTube:

http://youtu.be/0ZvPJplZrdo

[JimBeam]

The " Most Interesting Man In The World " bit is wearing very thin.

The new one, trying to focus solely on a Halloween theme, is complete dog shit.

[Dirtbag]

The plus side to baseball season being over is I don't see 1800 tequila commercials anymore. I want to punch that guy in the face a lot of times.

[Crash]

I hate that fucking Chase card commercial where that geeky looking middle manager suburbanite goes to rock n roll fantasy camp. The one with Dave Navarro in it

Wife: "He begged and he pleaded so I let him go."

Lovely. You must be a joy to walk through life with.

[cougarjake13]

http://youtu.be/gX9q1s3Ly-o

First off, this girl has an freakishly long neck, and I can't stand the way she talks. Secondly, there's no way this is not a scam.

(Sorry aboot the link, it won't embed for some reason.)



she needs that neck to engulf all those large black cocks she gobbles on

[jennysmurf]

she needs that neck to engulf all those large black cocks she gobbles on

I imagine it's very, very scary inside your brain.

[razorboy]

The Brian Wilson Taco Bell commercials are so fucking annoying.

[cougarjake13]

I imagine it's very, very scary inside your brain.

you have no idea

[Devo37]

the MLB "written in the stars" commercials are killing me! how many times are they gonna play that f'n song?!?

they use it as the outro music going into commercials, then the actual commercials during the break, i even heard it playing over the stadium speakers when someone hit a homerun!!

stop it already!!! :furious:

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[weekapaugjz]

The " Most Interesting Man In The World " bit is wearing very thin.

The new one, trying to focus solely on a Halloween theme, is complete dog shit.

pray to the gods you don't have to see this shit. I FUCKING HATE THIS SERIES OF COMMERCIALS MORE THAN ANYTHING! FUCK YOU VALU GUY AND YOUR UGLY ASS BITCHES!

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[weekapaugjz]

because i know you assholes want more:

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[JimBeam]

The Brian Wilson Taco Bell commercials are so fucking annoying.

They're better than the one with Mariano Rivera.

What a wooden son-of-bitch actor that guy is.

[King Imp]

Those Geico Caveman commercials stopped being funny years ago (most will argue they never were) and have run well past their prime.

This one annoys me so much that I have to change the channel or mute the TV now.

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[Kevin]

They're better than the one with Mariano Rivera.

What a wooden son-of-bitch actor that guy is.

Great actor mediocre closer

Great closer mediocre actor

[PapaBear]

The Brian Wilson Taco Bell commercials are so fucking annoying.
I was surprised to learn he was a real baseball player. I think he does humor pretty damn well in those ads.

[cougarjake13]

Those Geico Caveman commercials stopped being funny years ago (most will argue they never were) and have run well past their prime.

This one annoys me so much that I have to change the channel or mute the TV now.

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first few were cool when they were fresh and new


now not so much

[cougarjake13]

I was surprised to learn he was a real baseball player. I think he does humor pretty damn well in those ads.

everytime i see and hear him i think of cm punk

[King Imp]

Those Geico Caveman commercials stopped being funny years ago (most will argue they never were) and have run well past their prime.

This one annoys me so much that I have to change the channel or mute the TV now.

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Seriously! As if this one wasn't bad enough, they just had to make another one? :annoyed:

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Who the fuck at Geico thinks that the Cavemen are still relevant or even entertaining?

[Gutter]

Seriously! As if this one wasn't bad enough, they just had to make another one? :annoyed:

Who the fuck at Geico thinks that the Cavemen are still relevant or even entertaining?

same dude that keeps pushing that gecko out there.

[CountryBob]

I have a friend that invented the caveman shit for Geico - of course he works for an ad company. And when I see him, I always give him shit for doing it.

[JimBeam]

same dude that keeps pushing that gecko out there.

But the gecko has remained somewhat entertaining.

The cavemen sucked from the get go.

[JimBeam]

I have babled on in several threads about the uselessness of beer commercials so I'm not touching on new ground.

But just so it doesn't go unmentioned those new Coors Light commercials with the miniature coaches is right in the middle of retarded, unfunny and unoriginal beer commercials.

[FatassTitePants]

The fake milk spill at 0:09 bugs the shit out of me in this VW commercial
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[PapaBear]

I have a friend that invented the caveman shit for Geico - of course he works for an ad company. And when I see him, I always give him shit for doing it.
Aren't those guys in Richmond, VA?

[JimBeam]

They're not new by any means but they've been showing those Subway commercials where the people talk like " kids ".

It's such a stupid bit and isn't anywhere near humorous.

That blonde is hot but I wanna smash her face w/ a brick just because of that commercial.

[DonInNC]

The minivan commercial with the family singing Crazy Train.

[cougarjake13]

They're not new by any means but they've been showing those Subway commercials where the people talk like " kids ".

It's such a stupid bit and isn't anywhere near humorous.

That blonde is hot but I wanna smash her face w/ a brick just because of that commercial.

id rather smash my cock in her face then a brick but they are annoying

[spoon]

what about those AWFUL target black friday commercials!?

wow level bad

that lady overacts so badly which was to monumental levels of annoying!

[PapaBear]

I'm really sick of commercials with happy, smiley, whimsical music from new artists.

[PapaBear]

I mean, really fucking sick of it. And I know I can avoid them because I have DVR. I don't care. I don't want them exposing the rest of the world to this shit.

[JimBeam]

Seriously! As if this one wasn't bad enough, they just had to make another one? :annoyed:

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Who the fuck at Geico thinks that the Cavemen are still relevant or even entertaining?

What makes the one in the park so bad is the fucking acting.

The caveman reacts to what Orakpo is putting down before he even has the letters in place.

I know Orakpo is only a stupid football player and the caveman is no stage presence but it's still done so badly.

[spoon]

i'm more pissed at the walmart commercials that seem to pick right up on where the black friday target commercials

sooo fucking annoying

[Crash]

What makes the one in the park so bad is the fucking acting.

The caveman reacts to what Orakpo is putting down before he even has the letters in place.

I know Orakpo is only a stupid football player and the caveman is no stage presence but it's still done so badly.

I noticed that too. Also, Orakpo's reaction. He obviously hurt the guy's feelings and then laughs at him. Isn't at least one person in this dynamic supposed to be likable?

[jennysmurf]

I want to punch this stupid girl right in her stupid face! (Pardon my language)

http://<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MV397Ov-w4s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[jennysmurf]

This one ticks me off too...

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[spoon]

I want to punch this stupid girl right in her stupid face! (Pardon my language)

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HA!

I felt the same way and was so surprised to see her in a commercial being that she has a full part on Parks and Rec. Funny, she plays the same fucking asshole all the time.

[spoon]

I'll see your annoying slut and raise you this c-bag!

I married a 14 year old!
:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

And she's ALL OVER commercials these days, always over acting with extremely over the top facial expressions. Is this what they think sells to the public? Condescending twats that talk like clowns?!

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[PapaBear]

I hate her profusely in that commercial, too. But I still like her in the "mom jeans" ad for eBay.

[spoon]

no pb, say it aint so!

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AWFUL!

[spoon]

or this one

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[PapaBear]

It is so.

[spoon]

or this one!


Aaaaaaaaa!

make it fucking stop!

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[jennysmurf]

I'll see your annoying slut and raise you this c-bag!

I married a 14 year old!
:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

And she's ALL OVER commercials these days, always over acting with extremely over the top facial expressions. Is this what they think sells to the public? Condescending twats that talk like clowns?!

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Ooooooo...I hate her too!! She's such a one-trick pony, hopefully, we won't see much more of her.

[spoon]

some more

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[PapaBear]

Spoon is commercial stalking!

[spoon]

dude it's all recent shit too

either she's the devil or has the best agent in the history of commercials! (probably the devil)

[spoon]

plus she's obviously married to a 14 year old, how could I compete?!

[Misteriosa]

this commerical has been making me see murder everytime it plays:

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these cunts cant get their own fucking coffee? this dude is the office coffee gimp? and why does he allow this to happen? :furious:

i. cant. even.

[Misteriosa]

dude it's all recent shit too

either she's the devil or has the best agent in the history of commercials! (probably the devil)

ive noticed that the commericals are recycling the actors A LOT lately. the state farm tree guy is also the guy trying to touch santa's beard in the car commercial. the annoying blonde from the kindle commerical is also in a homegoods commercial (buying plates for auntie whoever). that or the actors ive seen in the commericals have this same bad ass agent.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Those Lexus commercials with people giving each other brand new cars for X-mas is really irritates the shit out of me.


As do the Kay Jewelers commercials and their little "every kiss begins with Kay" jingle after the guy gifts his chick with diamonds.


Idunno, a little insensitive in these economic times perhaps?

[spoon]

Those Lexus commercials with people giving each other brand new cars for X-mas is really irritates the shit out of me.


As do the Kay Jewelers commercials and their little "every kiss begins with Kay" jingle after the guy gifts his chick with diamonds.


Idunno, a little insensitive in these economic times perhaps?

Hate them both too, but add any and all Jared commercial...EVER.

And you have to LOVE that one jewelry commercial where the husband gets his degree after going back to college and at HIS graduation his wife gets jewels!

[weekapaugjz]

holy fuck. this is by far the most annoying commercial i have ever come across. AND IT'S ON ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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[PapaBear]

I've never seen that, but we don't have Time/Warner. The ones that play CONSTANTLY (sometimes twice in a commercial break) are the fucking TJ Maxx/Marshall's ads that have the people singing about not shopping in the mall. I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! :furious:

Here's one...

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[weekapaugjz]

that's terrible. so sick of singing/dancing bullshit. it's in a bunch of other holiday commercials this year.

[spoon]

I'd take the first one 50 times before that shit I also suffer through with the mall commercial shit!

AWFUL

I HATE those GLEE shit wannabe commercials all over now

[JimBeam]

Those Lexus commercials with people giving each other brand new cars for X-mas is really irritates the shit out of me.


As do the Kay Jewelers commercials and their little "every kiss begins with Kay" jingle after the guy gifts his chick with diamonds.


Idunno, a little insensitive in these economic times perhaps?

The whole bit for the Lexus commercials is awful but the one when the wife is playing some Rock Band game and hears the Lexus jingle is horrendous.

How rich would you have to be to recognize a jingle and then automatically assume it means you got a new car ?

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Goddamn rich cunt!

[JimBeam]

The AT&T commecials about posting faster on your 4G phone.

First the one at the football game was awful and then they followed it with one in the office.

Both equally as unfunny.

[disneyspy]

The AT&T commecials about posting faster on your 4G phone.

First the one at the football game was awful and then they followed it with one in the office.

Both equally as unfunny.

i'm so over those

[JimBeam]

Also the commercials for whatever airline is not charging for bags.

Actually any commercial where an everyday event is treated like a sport is beyond stupid.

[furie]

i'm starting to really loath those freecreditreport.com commercials with the crappy band in the background.

[Snoogans]

i'm starting to really loath those freecreditreport.com commercials with the crappy band in the background.

the old band was so much better

[PapaBear]

the old band was so much better
And they weren't even a band. When they were having the contest, I was hoping the band with the chick in it would win.

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[spoon]

Wow, talk about trying too fucking hard!

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[PapaBear]

Is that an actual TV ad? If it is, I'm guessing it's made from the same material as this (not the cereal)...

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[Snacks]

Wow, talk about trying too fucking hard!

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kind of made me laugh

[spoon]

ha!

yah, those lint rollers have been around for like a buck for years now.

yet those octocrawlers were the shit back in the day! I remember getting them as the cereal prize! I used to toss them/stick them to my dogs and parents!

[spoon]

kind of made me laugh

pussy line was TERRIBLY forced, but my only slight chuckle was the booking photo where they/he is poking fun at self.

[Snacks]

pussy line was TERRIBLY forced, but my only slight chuckle was the booking photo where they/he is poking fun at self.

that made me laugh the most.

[PapaBear]

yah, those lint rollers have been around for like a buck for years now.
It doesn't look like a regular lint roller. Those things have tear off sheets. He ran that one under running water to wash it off. That's why I think it's made of the wacky wall walker shit.

[PapaBear]

He's been poking fun at himself for years now. It's his schtick. I still like the the idea of him being on a personal crusade to attack Scientology. Is he still doing that?

I have no personal beef with Scientology, but I still appreciate anyone willing to take on the Man.

[Snacks]

It doesn't look like a regular lint roller. Those things have tear off sheets. He ran that one under running water to wash it off. That's why I think it's made of the wacky wall walker shit.

yeah those washable lint rollers have been around for a long time and now you can get them for like a buck is what he meant. i guess they figured a new way to sell them and charge more money again.

[PapaBear]

yeah those washable lint rollers have been around for a long time and now you can get them for like a buck is what he meant. i guess they figured a new way to sell them and charge more money again.
Go figure... I'm way behind the times with lint roller technology.:wallbash:

[spoon]

It doesn't look like a regular lint roller. Those things have tear off sheets. He ran that one under running water to wash it off. That's why I think it's made of the wacky wall walker shit.

Yah I've seen both PB. The sheet one and those like seen in the infomercial. They've been around a long time.

[spoon]

Go figure... I'm way behind the times with lint roller technology.:wallbash:

:lol:

Snacks, this is the new trend on these tv products if you take note. Now they just rehash some bs thing and make it new to the masses and surely make money in the end thanks to the hayseeds Snoogans loves so much. Pretty soon they'll be selling that insane clown posse soda on tv too.

[Chigworthy]

This payroll shit commercial fucking stupid 80's cliche song thing is playing like every 5 minutes.

[PapaBear]

The "Naughty Librarian" on the glasses commercial, though attractive, is not the least bit sexy.

[spoon]

The "Naughty Librarian" on the glasses commercial, though attractive, is not the least bit sexy.

bc you like men?

[PapaBear]

bc you like men?
No. Because an advertiser has tried to embrace a porn theme, but did a horrible job of it.

[spoon]

No. Because an advertiser has tried to embrace a porn theme, but did a horrible job of it.

stop fighting it papafez

[King Imp]

Coupon Suzy is annoying, but I give her a pass because she has a huge rack.

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[jennysmurf]

stop fighting it papafez

So that's why he rejects my advances! I knew it!

[PapaBear]

Coupon Suzy is annoying, but I give her a pass because she has a huge rack.
She strikes me a bit as being a closeted dominatrix.

[hanso]

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Coupon Suzy is annoying, but I give her a pass because she has a huge rack.



Mine is for taking out the best part she put the cream on her rack. This is how it was before cutting out best part.

[weekapaugjz]

The fucking verizon mothers day commercial. I want to punch both those cunts square in the jaw.

[spoon]

any iphone 4s commercial

especially the ones where people talk to their phones like best friends...and I HATE the zoey one most of all

you dance like an ass you sloppy cunt...I'd like to toss some "hotzpacho" on your face

[IamFogHat]

The fucking verizon mothers day commercial. I want to punch both those cunts square in the jaw.

Me too, but only cause my mom died this year.

[Melk]

LISA! YOU SHOULD BUY THAT PHONE! ALSO I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT!

Thank you, universe!
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DIE LISA!

[jennysmurf]

The fucking verizon mothers day commercial. I want to punch both those cunts square in the jaw.

I just saw that one. Ugh.

When I went to YouTube to find the 5 Hour Energy commercial that I hate, I realized that I hate them all. I couldn't choose just one to post here. They all need to go to H-E-double hockey sticks.:wallbash:

[King Imp]

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A) Most, if not all, of those kids probably have no clue what that song is or even who Ozzy is, and
B) Where the fuck did they find the black kid?

[Misteriosa]

A) Most, if not all, of those kids probably have no clue what that song is or even who Ozzy is, and
B) Where the fuck did they find the black kid?

the fresh air fund. :o

[ozzie]

A) Most, if not all, of those kids probably have no clue what that song is or even who Ozzy is


My boys know a surprising number of "classic" rock songs and artists from playing guitar hero and stuff. And from Dad having control of the car radio most of the time.

[Melk]

All potential believablity aside, crummy commercial.

[PapaBear]

A) Most, if not all, of those kids probably have no clue what that song is
Every kid who has ever gone to an NFL knows that song. Or at least the opening part that these kids are doing.

[King Imp]

Every kid who has ever gone to an NFL knows that song. Or at least the opening part that these kids are doing.

Poppycock!

Everyone knows that just like girls don't poop, they don't go to NFL games either. :p

[keithy_19]

Poppycock!

Everyone knows that just like girls don't poop, they don't go to NFL games either. :p

I thought the old saying was, "the only girls that poop are the girls that go to NFL games".

[ozzie]

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A) Most, if not all, of those kids probably have no clue what that song is or even who Ozzy is, and
B) Where the fuck did they find the black kid?

This is what I get now (almost on a loop), from the back seat during my afternoon commute. And this is just from her seeing this goddamned commercial:

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[jennysmurf]

I hate this one SOOOOO much....

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[PapaBear]

At least they got some some more money for the Tom Tom Club.

[jennysmurf]

At least they got some some more money for the Tom Tom Club.

I guess so, but I wanna punch that girl on the left right in her stupid face.

[NickyL0885]

Love the infomercial about the shoe inserts that make you taller. Apparently, the hot girl won't look at the short, ugly guy b/c he is shorter than her. But, once he puts these inserts in and is taller than her, the girl suddenly will want him. So, that's been my problem! :wallbash:

[JimBeam]

any iphone 4s commercial

especially the ones where people talk to their phones like best friends...and I HATE the zoey one most of all

you dance like an ass you sloppy cunt...I'd like to toss some "hotzpacho" on your face

The newest one with Martin Scorsese is terrifyingly bad.

I want that cab to get t-boned by a bus.

[pennington]

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This guy got Mariah Carey pregnant?

[Chigworthy]

This radio commercial for "The Hopper" featuring someone doing a terrible Family Guy impression has insured that I will never by a "Hopper" or whatever the fuck it is. Family Guy? What fucking year is this? Is that show even on the air still? They play this thing 1-2 times every break.

[Dude!]

this awful, awful person
is the new flavor of the month
appearing in EVERYTHING

i hate her novelty voice and
her annoying ugliness...
and this horrendous commercial


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[razorboy]

If the point of this song was to make IHOP seem even more unpalatable than it's "food" already did, mission accomplished.

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[newport king]

This radio commercial for "The Hopper" featuring someone doing a terrible Family Guy impression has insured that I will never by a "Hopper" or whatever the fuck it is. Family Guy? What fucking year is this? Is that show even on the air still? They play this thing 1-2 times every break.

Thats gotta be the biggest sponsor sirius has at this point. Between ihatestevensinger and commercials that sound slightly illegal/shady at best, it makes me think they dont have much in the sales dept.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The new Capital one commercials with Jimmy Fallon where he's a different character. Especially when he's supposed to be a mobster

50% MORE SAMOLEANS!!!!


:wallbash::wallbash:

[Rhah]

this awful, awful person
is the new flavor of the month
appearing in EVERYTHING

i hate her novelty voice and
her annoying ugliness...
and this horrendous commercial


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That chick went to my wife's high school was a few years ahead of her. She was in a failed sit-com like 3 or 4 years ago, something about babies or pregnancy or something... since then she just does a ton of commercials last few years. I tried to look up name and the failed sit-com but when it started getting longer than 2 minutes, I realized it was a complete waste of time.

[Melk]

Not that Rosetta Stone has good commercials as a regular habit, but the Opera commercial that is played during Adult Swim every 5 minutes is the worst thing I have seen in a while.

” asked out a supermodel in Japanese, what a tease.”

”dazzled them in Deutch with this laser-pointer pen.”

DIE!

[King Imp]

This one really creeps me out and annoys me for some reason.

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[jennysmurf]

Not that Rosetta Stone has good commercials as a regular habit, but the Opera commercial that is played during Adult Swim every 5 minutes is the worst thing I have seen in a while.

” asked out a supermodel in Japanese, what a tease.”

”dazzled them in Deutch with this laser-pointer pen.”

DIE!

I saw this one last night, and I second your "DIE!"

[JimBeam]

Not really commercials but the A&E bits where they say Breaking bad. Not on Dish. " or " Hell On Wheels. Not on Dish. "

Why the hell do I care ?

If I can see the show and commercial I'm obvioulsy not using Dish.

Very annoying.

[jennysmurf]

Not really commercials but the A&E bits where they say Breaking bad. Not on Dish. " or " Hell On Wheels. Not on Dish. "

Why the hell do I care ?

If I can see the show and commercial I'm obvioulsy not using Dish.

Very annoying.

They know you're thinking about switching......and they're afeared.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Not obnoxious but creepy/


The commercial for that new catheter that lubricates itself inside the bag.

[razorboy]

Taco Bell sucks.
Doritos suck.
Instagram sucks.
Passion Pit sucks.

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[MHasegawa]

Football season means INFURIATING commercials

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[disneyspy]

every fucking local republican commercial in my area is filled with scare tactics and misinformation i just want to buy some time and call them out on their stupidity

[JimBeam]

The Coors Light commercial w/ Ice Cube in the recording studio.

Are we really supposed to believe that bullshit idea that he's some kind of badass ?

The guy that was in " Are We There Yet ? "

Really ?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Ice Cube is more white than I am

[PapaBear]

I was just doing a search for that Kashi commercial with the chick that has fangs and found a message board dedicated to this thread topic. There's a message board for just about everything!

COMMERCIALS I HATE (http://www.commercialsihate.com/forums.html)

[hanso]

every fucking local republican commercial in my area is filled with scare tactics and misinformation i just want to buy some time and call them out on their stupidity

I like to read the sources and lol they are fox news or some think tank they set up.

[PapaBear]

Aren't cougars supposed to be old?

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I just saw that the video is a year old. It's new to me, though.

[spoon]

"Her name is anastasia, and she lives over 5000 miles away" and annoys the FUCK out of me!

:furious:

[cougarjake13]

Aren't cougars supposed to be old?

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I just saw that the video is a year old. It's new to me, though.



I always looked at cougars being in the 35-45 yard old range that dated men in their 20s

[Kevin]

"Her name is anastasia, and she lives over 5000 miles away" and annoys the FUCK out of me!

:furious:

She will come here Get her papers and leave your ass

[PapaBear]

I always looked at cougars being in the 35-45 yard old range that dated men in their 20s
I think they are generally supposed to be more like 40-55, and after guys half their age.

[jennysmurf]

I think they are generally supposed to be more like 40-55, and after guys half their age.

That's what I thought, like this lady...

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[King Imp]

How about some fucking subtitles? I can barely understand a word they are saying.

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[PapaBear]

Any TBS promo that shows Courtney Cox's "Black Hole Sun" face.

[razorboy]

Tremendously creepy.

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[Dude!]

that is a horrible rip off
of the wonderful Kia ad
of three years ago:

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[razorboy]

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"Songwriting is soooo hard"

Bitch, I've heard your "songs". A retarded monkey could eat the contents of a scrabble bag, shit them out and then throw said shit at a Casio and the result would be more coherent and dynamic than the dreck you regularly try to pass off as music.

[jennysmurf]

"Songwriting is soooo hard"

Bitch, I've heard your "songs". A retarded monkey could eat the contents of a scrabble bag, shit them out and then throw said shit at a Casio and the result would be more coherent and dynamic than the dreck you regularly try to pass off as music.

So angry.

[jennysmurf]

This guy's hair really bothers me. What's the deal with it?

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[PapaBear]

The concept of this commercial is funny. But knowing that the salesman is an actor, and Jeff Gordon wasn't even driving the car, makes the whole thing just stupid.

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[newport king]

The concept of this commercial is funny. But knowing that the salesman is an actor, and Jeff Gordon wasn't even driving the car, makes the whole thing just stupid.

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Do you know how many idiots i work with that have told me about this like its real and hilarious?

[PapaBear]

Do you know how many idiots i work with that have told me about this like its real and hilarious?
7

[newport king]

7

Yeah thats about right

[WRESTLINGFAN]

There's nothing appealing or sexy about middle aged women like in this commercial



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Also that Expedia commercial with the woman taking the zipline. Her sounds of screaming are like chalk screeching across the blackboard

[jennysmurf]

There's nothing appealing or sexy about middle aged women like in this commercial



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Right, because bladder leakage is supposed to be appealing and sexy. Why wouldn't they use the type of women that are in their demographic?

[Gutter]

Right, because bladder leakage is supposed to be appealing and sexy. Why wouldn't they use the type of women that are in their demographic?

I guess WF is into that sort of thing.