View Full Version : Steak and BJ!!
scorpion
03-14-2007, 10:26 AM
<p>Hey its steak and blowjob day <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p><a href="http://steakandablowjobday.com/" target="_blank">check it out</a> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
King Hippos Bandaid
03-14-2007, 10:28 AM
Nice Ill expect some Filet Mignon and Fellatio when I get home from work
I'd prefer a steak and intercourse.
JPMNICK
03-14-2007, 10:42 AM
I want a t-bone and a tittie fucking
Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 11:10 AM
i will be having hamburger and a handy.
ralphbxny
03-14-2007, 11:10 AM
I cant wait till I get home tonight !!!!
BeerBandit
03-14-2007, 11:11 AM
Perhaps a Porterhouse, then the poopshoot!
Jujubees2
03-14-2007, 11:12 AM
<font size="2">Damn, as a vegetarian, I have a better shot at getting a steak from the wife tonight than a BJ.</font>
SatCam
03-14-2007, 11:12 AM
London Broil and a Ball Licking
Dougie Brootal
03-14-2007, 11:27 AM
RIBEYE AND A RIMJOB
<p>Angus and Anal</p><p> </p><p>i tried to make a 10 oz./ 10 in. joke, but i couldn't make it ungay</p><p> </p>
spadanko
03-14-2007, 11:44 AM
<p>Rib Eye and a Rusty Trombone.....</p><p> </p><p> </p>
hedges
03-14-2007, 11:45 AM
Tenderloin and a Hummer
King Hippos Bandaid
03-14-2007, 11:53 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i will be having hamburger and a handy. <p>Nice Stu, One for the Common Man</p>
DarkHippie
03-14-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm gonna have macaroni and masturbate
sr71blackbird
03-14-2007, 01:36 PM
<img src="http://www.s5000.com/images/upload/0403251941571.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="370" />
Friday
03-14-2007, 01:37 PM
<p>Make it macaronies and masturbation for me too! (for tonight at least..... *ahem*)</p>
DonInNC
03-14-2007, 01:39 PM
I've got Chinese takeout and and nobody banging on the bathroom door to hurry up here, buddays!
Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 01:39 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Make it macaronies and masturbation for me too! (for tonight at least..... *ahem*)</p><p> it sucks being away.</p><p><strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:</p><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i will be having hamburger and a handy. <p>Nice Stu, One for the Common Man</p><p> thats how i role. "joe lunch pail" as Dave would say. </p><p> </p>
sr71blackbird
03-14-2007, 01:41 PM
Rump roast and rump
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-14-07 @ 5:41 PM</span>
Kevin
03-14-2007, 01:41 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Make it macaronies and masturbation for me too! (for tonight at least..... *ahem*)</p>Somewhere in Baastain, Fallon just dropped his mop.<p> </p>
led37zep
03-14-2007, 01:43 PM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I'd prefer a steak and intercourse.<p> This is the kind of Negative posting that is bringing down this site!!!!</p><p> </p>
SatCam
03-14-2007, 01:45 PM
I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. No eating out!
Kevin
03-14-2007, 01:47 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p>
Marc with a c
03-14-2007, 01:49 PM
i'm having a burrito.
Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 01:49 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p><p> i agree. i would have played it: "hey babe, we are going to the Palms for some steaks and come wine by candle light." then over dinner and into the 2nd bottle of wine "do you know that today is steak and BJ day?" </p><p> </p><p>its all in how you make your case. </p>
badmonkey
03-14-2007, 02:02 PM
A donut hole and a donut.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by badmonkey on 3-14-07 @ 6:02 PM</span>
Kevin
03-14-2007, 02:05 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p><p> i agree. i would have played it: "hey babe, we are going to the Palms for some steaks and come wine by candle light." then over dinner and into the 2nd bottle of wine "do you know that today is steak and BJ day?" </p><p> </p><p>its all in how you make your case. </p><p>You misjudged my message big man.</p>
Jujubees2
03-14-2007, 02:08 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. No eating out! <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Damn, if I tried that on my wife, I would get a Willie Wonka response: YOU GET NOTHING, Good day, Sir.</span></p><p><img src="http://supercrime.org/images/willywonka_194x250.jpg" border="0" width="194" height="250" /></p>
hedges
03-14-2007, 02:08 PM
Steak n' Suck
Landblast
03-14-2007, 02:14 PM
a Bottom round and a round bottom
lleeder
03-14-2007, 02:17 PM
<font size="3">Peep show and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich</font>
Golfman
03-14-2007, 02:32 PM
<p>Ribeye and a browneye, or at least a nice slow reach around!!!!</p>
PapaBear
03-14-2007, 02:33 PM
Damn. I had steak yesterday.
lleeder
03-14-2007, 02:34 PM
<font size="3">A steak-um and she spits on it</font>
Bulldogcakes
03-14-2007, 02:51 PM
<img src="http://www.readio.com/restaurants/images/old-homestead.jpg" border="0" width="384" height="512" />
SatCam
03-14-2007, 02:59 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p><p></p>
They don't call it "Roastbeef and BJ Day" for a reason
Bellyfullasnot
03-14-2007, 03:00 PM
<strong>hedges</strong> wrote:<br />Tenderloin and a Hummer Good meat but lousy gas mileage.
J.Clints
03-14-2007, 03:00 PM
I like steak but Love pBJ
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jclintsma on 3-14-07 @ 7:00 PM</span>
Hottub
03-14-2007, 03:02 PM
Manwich and run a batch. Better than nothing!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />
J.Clints
03-14-2007, 03:03 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Manwich and run a batch. Better than nothing!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /> <p>Gotta do what u gotta do</p>
Bellyfullasnot
03-14-2007, 04:33 PM
Hot dog and a hand job. I hate holidays.
torker
03-14-2007, 04:41 PM
Surf & turf and a little 69.
Bellyfullasnot
03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
<strong>Bellyfullasnot</strong> wrote:<br />Hot dog and a hand job. I hate holidays. <p>Too close to Stugots Hamburger. Let's go with franfurter and a fisting. ouch.</p>
Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.readio.com/restaurants/images/old-homestead.jpg" border="0" width="384" height="512" /><p> i miss home.</p>
torker
03-14-2007, 04:44 PM
Rare on the steak; well done on the BJ.
boeman
03-14-2007, 04:46 PM
I thought this was going to be about a new FreeFM show...
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