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scorpion
03-14-2007, 10:26 AM
<p>Hey its steak and blowjob day&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://steakandablowjobday.com/" target="_blank">check it out</a>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

King Hippos Bandaid
03-14-2007, 10:28 AM
Nice&nbsp; Ill expect some Filet Mignon and&nbsp; Fellatio&nbsp; when I get home from work&nbsp;

A.J.
03-14-2007, 10:38 AM
I'd prefer a steak and intercourse.

JPMNICK
03-14-2007, 10:42 AM
I want a t-bone and a tittie fucking

Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 11:10 AM
i will be having hamburger and a handy.

ralphbxny
03-14-2007, 11:10 AM
I cant wait till I get home tonight !!!!

BeerBandit
03-14-2007, 11:11 AM
Perhaps a Porterhouse, then the poopshoot!

Jujubees2
03-14-2007, 11:12 AM
<font size="2">Damn, as a vegetarian, I have a better shot at getting a steak from the wife tonight than a BJ.</font>

SatCam
03-14-2007, 11:12 AM
London Broil and a Ball Licking

Dougie Brootal
03-14-2007, 11:27 AM
RIBEYE AND A RIMJOB

SinA
03-14-2007, 11:33 AM
<p>Angus and Anal</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i tried to make a 10 oz./ 10 in. joke, but i couldn't make it ungay</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

spadanko
03-14-2007, 11:44 AM
<p>Rib Eye and a Rusty Trombone.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

hedges
03-14-2007, 11:45 AM
Tenderloin and a Hummer

King Hippos Bandaid
03-14-2007, 11:53 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i will be having hamburger and a handy. <p>Nice Stu, One for the Common Man</p>

DarkHippie
03-14-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm gonna have macaroni and masturbate

sr71blackbird
03-14-2007, 01:36 PM
<img src="http://www.s5000.com/images/upload/0403251941571.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="370" />

Friday
03-14-2007, 01:37 PM
<p>Make it macaronies and masturbation for me too!&nbsp;&nbsp; (for tonight at least..... *ahem*)</p>

DonInNC
03-14-2007, 01:39 PM
I've got Chinese takeout and and nobody banging on the bathroom door to hurry up here, buddays!&nbsp;

Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 01:39 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Make it macaronies and masturbation for me too! (for tonight at least..... *ahem*)</p><p>&nbsp;it sucks being away.</p><p><strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:</p><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i will be having hamburger and a handy. <p>Nice Stu, One for the Common Man</p><p>&nbsp;thats how i role.&nbsp; &quot;joe lunch pail&quot; as Dave would say.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

sr71blackbird
03-14-2007, 01:41 PM
Rump roast and rump

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-14-07 @ 5:41 PM</span>

Kevin
03-14-2007, 01:41 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Make it macaronies and masturbation for me too!&nbsp;&nbsp; (for tonight at least..... *ahem*)</p>Somewhere in Baastain, Fallon just dropped his mop.<p>&nbsp;</p>

led37zep
03-14-2007, 01:43 PM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I'd prefer a steak and intercourse.<p>&nbsp;This is the kind of Negative posting that is bringing down this site!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

SatCam
03-14-2007, 01:45 PM
I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. No eating out!

Kevin
03-14-2007, 01:47 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p>

Marc with a c
03-14-2007, 01:49 PM
i'm having a burrito.

Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 01:49 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p><p>&nbsp;i agree.&nbsp; i would have played it: &quot;hey babe, we are going to the Palms for some steaks and come wine by candle light.&quot;&nbsp; then over dinner and into the 2nd bottle of wine &quot;do you know that today is steak and BJ day?&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its all in how you make your case. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

badmonkey
03-14-2007, 02:02 PM
A donut hole and a donut.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by badmonkey on 3-14-07 @ 6:02 PM</span>

Kevin
03-14-2007, 02:05 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p><p>&nbsp;i agree.&nbsp; i would have played it: &quot;hey babe, we are going to the Palms for some steaks and come wine by candle light.&quot;&nbsp; then over dinner and into the 2nd bottle of wine &quot;do you know that today is steak and BJ day?&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>its all in how you make your case. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>You misjudged my message big man.</p>

Jujubees2
03-14-2007, 02:08 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. No eating out! <p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Damn, if I tried that on my wife, I would get a Willie Wonka response:&nbsp; YOU GET NOTHING, Good day, Sir.</span></p><p><img src="http://supercrime.org/images/willywonka_194x250.jpg" border="0" width="194" height="250" /></p>

hedges
03-14-2007, 02:08 PM
Steak n' Suck

Landblast
03-14-2007, 02:14 PM
a Bottom round and a round bottom

lleeder
03-14-2007, 02:17 PM
<font size="3">Peep show and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich</font>

Golfman
03-14-2007, 02:32 PM
<p>Ribeye and a browneye, or at least a nice slow reach around!!!!</p>

PapaBear
03-14-2007, 02:33 PM
Damn. I had steak yesterday.

lleeder
03-14-2007, 02:34 PM
<font size="3">A steak-um and she spits on it</font>

Bulldogcakes
03-14-2007, 02:51 PM
<img src="http://www.readio.com/restaurants/images/old-homestead.jpg" border="0" width="384" height="512" />

SatCam
03-14-2007, 02:59 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I told my girlfriend we're having a nice home cooked steak tonight. <strong><u><em>No eating out!</em></u></strong> <p>Well do not expect a BJ than, You selfish basterd.</p><p></p>

They don't call it "Roastbeef and BJ Day" for a reason

Bellyfullasnot
03-14-2007, 03:00 PM
<strong>hedges</strong> wrote:<br />Tenderloin and a Hummer Good meat but lousy gas mileage.

J.Clints
03-14-2007, 03:00 PM
I like steak but Love pBJ

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jclintsma on 3-14-07 @ 7:00 PM</span>

Hottub
03-14-2007, 03:02 PM
Manwich and run a batch.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Better than nothing!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />

J.Clints
03-14-2007, 03:03 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Manwich and run a batch.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Better than nothing!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /> <p>Gotta do what u gotta do</p>

Bellyfullasnot
03-14-2007, 04:33 PM
Hot dog and a hand job.&nbsp; I hate holidays.

spot
03-14-2007, 04:36 PM
T-Bone and a Tea-Bag?

torker
03-14-2007, 04:41 PM
Surf &amp; turf and a little 69.

Bellyfullasnot
03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
<strong>Bellyfullasnot</strong> wrote:<br />Hot dog and a hand job.&nbsp; I hate holidays. <p>Too close to Stugots Hamburger.&nbsp; Let's go with franfurter and a fisting.&nbsp; ouch.</p>

Don Stugots
03-14-2007, 04:42 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.readio.com/restaurants/images/old-homestead.jpg" border="0" width="384" height="512" /><p>&nbsp;i miss home.</p>

torker
03-14-2007, 04:44 PM
Rare on the steak; well done on the BJ.

boeman
03-14-2007, 04:46 PM
I thought this was going to be about&nbsp;a new FreeFM show...