Sanctify Yourself

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.absolution-online.com/confessional/" target="_blank">Online Absolution</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; - Confess your sins and post your penance.&nbsp; Be honest, and let's see who on ronfez.net needs the most help.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Here's mine (Fast for 11 days - fuck that shit!):</p><h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 860 Hail Marys and 31 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for 11 days. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p><p>If your sin also broke the law of the land in which you live, you must confess to the authorities.</p><p><em>I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</em></p><p><em>May the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the merits of the Blessed Virgin Mary and of all the Saints, what good you have done or what evil you have suffered be to you for the remission of your sins, growth in grace and the reward of everlasting life. Amen.</em></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p><em>May the Almighty God have mercy on you, and forgiving your sins, bring you to life everlasting. Amen.</em></p><p><em>May the Almighty and Merciful God grant you pardon, absolution, and remission of your sins.</em></p><h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 1987 Hail Marys and 79 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for a total of 14 weeks. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p><p>If your sin also broke the law of the land in which you live, you must confess to the authorities.</p><p><em>I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</em></p><p><em>May the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the merits of the Blessed Virgin Mary and of all the Saints, what good you have done or what evil you have suffered be to you for the remission of your sins, growth in grace and the reward of everlasting life. Amen.</em></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Nice!&nbsp; 14 weeks.&nbsp; And here I thought 11 days was&nbsp;a lot.&nbsp; I guess I'm just a mere amateur.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>im a very deranged individual. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and if you post that lemon party picture again, i will have to add a few more mortal sins to my confession!</p>

[cupcakelove]

<p><em>May the Almighty God have mercy on you, and forgiving your sins, bring you to life everlasting. Amen.</em></p><p><em>May the Almighty and Merciful God grant you pardon, absolution, and remission of your sins.</em></p><h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 1025 Hail Marys and 37 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for a total of 2 weeks. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p><p>If your sin also broke the law of the land in which you live, you must confess to the authorities.</p><p><em>I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</em></p> <p><em>May the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the merits of the Blessed Virgin Mary and of all the Saints, what good you have done or what evil you have suffered be to you for the remission of your sins, growth in grace and the reward of everlasting life. Amen.</em></p><hr width="100%" size="2" />Most of my sins have to do with sex, alcohol, and not going to church.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Wow... If you kill someone &quot;serious&quot;, you only have to fast for&nbsp;7 days.&nbsp; If it's &quot;very serious&quot;, you have to fast for&nbsp;8 days.&nbsp; </p><p>OK... it seems that it random gives you days to fast.&nbsp; I've gotten, 4, 7 and 8 for a &quot;serious&quot; murder.</p><p>If I get &quot;1 day&quot; for &quot;premeditated and cruel&quot;, look out Tony Danza!!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 327 Hail Marys and 25 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for 13 days. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p><p>If your sin also broke the law of the land in which you live, you must confess to the authorities.</p><p><em><font style="background-color: #ffcc00">I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</font></em></p><p>sweet, that was easy.</p>

[El Mudo]

<h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 132 Hail Marys and 11 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for 6 days. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p><p>If your sin also broke the law of the land in which you live, you must confess to the authorities.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><font style="background-color: #ffcc00">I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</font></em></p><p><strong>sweet, that was easy.</strong></p><p>Exactly.&nbsp; That's one of the few good things about being a Catholic, if you can get past all that pesky child rape and kiddie diddling.</p>

[DoubleJ]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><font style="background-color: #ffcc00">I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</font></em></p><p><strong>sweet, that was easy.</strong></p><p>Exactly. That's one of the few good things about being a Catholic, if you can get past all that pesky child rape and kiddie diddling.</p><p>I suppose it would be a good thing to be absolved ... if it actually meant anything.</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>My add got to me....I have no clue but It would be up there.</p>

[burrben]

<h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 1782 Hail Marys and 60 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for a total of 7 weeks. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p>

[Gaia]

<p>This will take me forever. Ill be back later.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>May the Almighty God have mercy on you, and forgiving your sins, bring you to life everlasting. Amen.</em></p><p><em>May the Almighty and Merciful God grant you pardon, absolution, and remission of your sins.</em></p><h3>Venial Sins</h3><p>Recite 852 Hail Marys and 59 Our Fathers.</p><h3>Mortal Sins</h3><p>Consider the implications of what you have done. You must take all steps possible to undo what has been done, and make right what you have done wrong.</p><p>You should fast for a total of 5 weeks. If this is too much to do at once due to the length of the fast, or infirmity, it is acceptable to break a fast into smaller sections. If you are unsure how long it is safe to fast for, consult a doctor.</p><p>If your sin also broke the law of the land in which you live, you must confess to the authorities.</p><p><em>I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.</em></p><p><em>May the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ, the merits of the Blessed Virgin Mary and of all the Saints, what good you have done or what evil you have suffered be to you for the remission of your sins, growth in grace and the reward of everlasting life. Amen</em></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>IM GOING TO HEEELLLL IM GOING TO HEEELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 3-14-07 @ 2:06 AM</span>

[Dan 'Hampton]

Geeze i'm Mr Goodietwo-shoes!&nbsp; only 80 Hail Marys and 12 Our Fathers. and 6 weeks of fasting.&nbsp; You SINNERS!

[torker]

<p><em>Ecclesiastical white-out</em></p><p>&nbsp; <img src="http://www.happyherald.com/PICTURES%20GIFS/Dennis7.gif" border="0" width="107" height="99" /></p>