View Full Version : I pulled my ass tonight
Friday
03-12-2007, 07:01 PM
<p>It's not major... but my step class went overtime and we didn't have a great stretch... my own fault really. But it completely sucks... to have one side of your ass hurt whenever you bear weight on it.</p><p>Stretching, taking an anti-inflammatory...etc... but this better be a short lived injury. Cause it SUCKS. </p><p>And I need to work out! arrgh</p><p>*whinewhine** </p>
EffMeBoobs
03-12-2007, 07:05 PM
Ouch! I think someone needs to smooch your bum to make it pheel better. A nice ass massage perhaps?
Planty
03-12-2007, 07:06 PM
<font face="terminal,monaco" size="2" color="#00ff00">Planty feels bad you had a strain. No enjoys an ass in pain.</font>
reillyluck
03-12-2007, 07:07 PM
your poor tooshy!!!!! im sorry to hear about that (giggles) i agree with effeme. butt massage!!!!
Doctor Z
03-12-2007, 07:09 PM
I happen to be an expert in the field of ass massage.
Reephdweller
03-12-2007, 07:11 PM
<p>Sorry to hear that. You might need some expect help with that via a Boston connection! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>I hope you feel better! </p>
Don Stugots
03-12-2007, 07:12 PM
i hope you are Fallon better soon.
JPMNICK
03-12-2007, 07:14 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i hope you are Fallon better soon. <p>i was just about to post this your quick witted bastard</p><p> </p>
ShelleBink
03-12-2007, 07:16 PM
I've broken my ass before too. Don't strain ;o)
reillyluck
03-12-2007, 07:17 PM
i hope you dont fallon your ass. that will hurt even worse.
EffMeBoobs
03-12-2007, 07:18 PM
Did you ever phallon your face? My god, worst pain ever.
Don Stugots
03-12-2007, 07:25 PM
<p>now I'm Phree</p><p>Phree PHallon'</p>
FUNKMAN
03-12-2007, 07:33 PM
i feel sorry for your sweet hiney
Friday
03-12-2007, 07:34 PM
<p>you guys are a bunch of idiots. </p><p>but clever.</p><p>and I luv ye.</p><p>lol</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p>
FUNKMAN
03-12-2007, 07:42 PM
<p>your "pulled ass" story is making me itch to pull something of my own</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>i keed i keed</p>
Midkiff
03-12-2007, 07:58 PM
<font size="3">Mine has a big crack in it!</font>
Kevin
03-12-2007, 07:58 PM
I guess Fallon is not coming to Jersey bar night after all.
Fallon
03-12-2007, 07:59 PM
I'll make it all better on Saturday.
Don Stugots
03-12-2007, 08:08 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I'll make it all better on Saturday.<p> gross.</p>
waltermitty
03-12-2007, 08:15 PM
<font size="2">I wish I coulda pulled some ass tonight.... I'm all alone tuggin' away.... </font>
moochcassidy
03-12-2007, 08:19 PM
<p>all i can say is 'ouch' </p><p>i had a similar experience after a college initiation prank gone horribly wrong..lots of ice and downs is my advice. </p><p> </p>
Fallon
03-12-2007, 08:21 PM
I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!
Kevin
03-12-2007, 08:21 PM
I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal.
MrPink
03-12-2007, 08:22 PM
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Kevin
03-12-2007, 08:22 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!<p> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... THAT EXPLAINS <strong><font size="4">A LOT!!!!</font></strong></p>
RoseBlood
03-12-2007, 08:24 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p>
Kevin
03-12-2007, 08:26 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p><p> Not everyone works out to get mass. Some do it to tone up and shape up. </p>
TheMojoPin
03-12-2007, 08:29 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p><p>Well, there's a nice middle ground between huge pecs and saggy man-boobs.</p>
Friday
03-12-2007, 08:38 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!<p> I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p>
moochcassidy
03-12-2007, 08:43 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!<p> I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p>
Kevin
03-12-2007, 08:46 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!! <p>I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p><p>Hey Mooch, budday, when the hell do you sleep?? You have been on since the show, and its like 645 am there.</p>
RoseBlood
03-12-2007, 08:46 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p><p> Not everyone works out to get mass. Some do it to tone up and shape up. </p><p>Sorry, whenever I hear a guy talk about 'lifting' I unfortunately think of BEEFCAKE . You sir are correct. I, however, have tried to tone and shape my chest but I've still got the man boobs.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by RoseBlood on 3-13-07 @ 12:48 AM</span>
moochcassidy
03-12-2007, 08:49 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!! <p>I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p><p>Hey Mooch, budday, when the hell do you sleep?? You have been on since the show, and its like 645 am there.</p><p>just finished a monster 4 day shift. got 3 days off. no sleep till rory gallagher stops playing. its 4.48 with the extra hour</p>
Kevin
03-12-2007, 08:50 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p><p> Not everyone works out to get mass. Some do it to tone up and shape up. </p><p>Sorry, whenever I hear a guy talk about 'lifting' I unfortunately think of BEEFCAKE . You sir are correct. I, however, have tried to tone and shape my chest but I've still got the man boobs.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by RoseBlood on 3-13-07 @ 12:48 AM</span> <p>Yea, its all has to do with diet and the way you lift.. Lighter weight and good techniche...</p>
Fallon
03-12-2007, 08:53 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!<p> I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p><p> Ummm... We can hang out and stuff. But that's it. Unless you buy me another beer. Then who knows! </p>
Kevin
03-12-2007, 08:53 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!! <p>I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p><p>Hey Mooch, budday, when the hell do you sleep?? You have been on since the show, and its like 645 am there.</p><p>just finished a monster 4 day shift. got 3 days off. no sleep till rory gallagher stops playing. its 4.48 with the extra hour</p><p>You guys didnt change yet?? When does the time change there??</p>
Friday
03-12-2007, 09:02 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!<p> I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p><p> Ummm... We can hang out and stuff. But that's it. Unless you buy me another beer. Then who knows! </p><p> wow.... do you guys, uh, want some alone time....? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>
moochcassidy
03-12-2007, 09:05 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!!<p> I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p><p>did somebody say my name?</p><p>i wouldnt mind getting in on this little setup you guys have goin </p><p> Ummm... We can hang out and stuff. But that's it. Unless you buy me another beer. Then who knows! </p><p> wow.... do you guys, uh, want some alone time....? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p> i think i might just take some alone time to have a GOOD HARD THINK about all this </p>
sr71blackbird
03-13-2007, 01:57 AM
<p>I pull my dick all the time</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-13-07 @ 5:59 AM</span>
bobrobot
03-13-2007, 03:30 AM
<p> <strong><font color="#000080">We should take yer temperature...</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/240832.jpg" border="0" width="175" height="175" /></p>
Dan 'Hampton
03-13-2007, 03:57 AM
Anyone else ever sprain their taint? Little slip on the ice will do you in real good.
Hottub
03-13-2007, 04:59 AM
<p>Friday,</p><p>Thank you.</p><p>Tub.</p>
reillyluck
03-13-2007, 05:46 AM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />I was cleaning the stands in the Gym tonight and my co worker kicked a basketball half court and it hit me in the side of the head. THAT SUCKED!!! <p> I will smooch it all better when I see you.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> </p><p>i just threw up in my mouth a little. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /> <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>
Golfman
03-13-2007, 06:14 AM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p><p> Not everyone works out to get mass. Some do it to tone up and shape up. </p><p>My massive peck comes naturally!!! </p>
Jujubees2
03-13-2007, 06:31 AM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's not major... but my step class went overtime and we didn't have a great stretch... my own fault really. But it completely sucks... to have one side of your ass hurt whenever you bear weight on it.</p><p>Stretching, taking an anti-inflammatory...etc... but this better be a short lived injury. Cause it SUCKS. </p><p>And I need to work out! arrgh</p><p>*whinewhine** </p><p><font size="2">I'm sure I could help. If you see a car driving around with this license plate just call me over:</font></p><p><img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g254/mpfeiffer/assman.jpg" border="0" width="421" height="217" /></p>
JerseyRich
03-13-2007, 06:41 AM
How's the ACE today?
TheMojoPin
03-13-2007, 07:03 AM
<strong>Golfman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br />I strained my chest lifting about a month a half ago.... I dunno how different it would be, but it took a month to heal. <p>Ha!Ha! Serves you right for trying to work out! I don't know why guys try to get massive pecs.. it's kinda gross.</p><p> Not everyone works out to get mass. Some do it to tone up and shape up. </p><p>My massive peck comes naturally!!! </p><p><strong><font size="7">MAYBE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">THE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">DINGO</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">ATE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">THE</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">OTHER</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="7">ONE.</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 3-13-07 @ 11:04 AM</span>
Friday
03-13-2007, 07:09 AM
<p>Stretching and Arnica massage successful - feeling alot better today. Still a little achy but I cant complain... </p><p>Back to the gym tomorrow! </p><p>My ass thanks you for all of your support. :)</p>
DarkHippie
03-13-2007, 06:15 PM
I stubbed my vagina
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