3 truths and a lie game

[Knowledged_one]

<p>So here is an easy game to play.&nbsp; You post 4 things about yourself - 3 being true and one being a lie and its up to teh other people to guess which is the lie</p><p>So here goes:</p><p>1.&nbsp; I worked in Georgia for 3 days after moving from maryland but lost my job because of a failed drug test</p><p>2.&nbsp; I have won a NCAA basketball tournament pool for money</p><p>3.&nbsp; I have gotten in trouble at&nbsp;a&nbsp;job for being on R&amp;F.net to much during the day</p><p>4.&nbsp; I was suspended from a job because i allowed someone else to use my secured computer when i wasnt there but was logged in</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<font size="2">Number 3 !</font>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>Correct</p><p>Next person?</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p><font size="3">1.&nbsp; I once had over 12,000 Bees in front of my House Becuase the Queen was&nbsp;Nesting&nbsp; in my&nbsp; Tree Next to my Driveway.</font></p><p><font size="3">2.&nbsp; I once had Beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out in a Video Game&nbsp; store to prove &nbsp;to over 20 people&nbsp; that I can Beat Mike Tyson</font></p><p><font size="3">3.&nbsp; I graduated College at M S G&nbsp; with MONO,&nbsp; and I had my own Row, since No Body would Sit Next To Me.</font></p><p><font size="3">4. Alexi Kovalev Handed me&nbsp; the &quot;Prop&quot;&nbsp; Hockey Stick, he was Carrying&nbsp; during the&nbsp; 1994&nbsp; Stanley Cup Parade.</font></p>

[ralphbxny]

1 is the lie

[AKA]

<p>Jumped in too soon...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AKA on 3-12-07 @ 3:01 PM</span>

[J.Clints]

number 3 is the lie

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Wrong&nbsp; and&nbsp; Wrong

[J.Clints]

So that only leaves 2 possible answers so I will go with number 2

[Knowledged_one]

I say number 4

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />So that only leaves 2 possible answers so I will go with number 2 <p>It was 4.,&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;over a million at the Parade, I was&nbsp; Just part of the Cattle</p>

[AKA]

<p>Yay - a bragging game!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>1. I shared a beer with Martin Scorsese</p><p>2. I shared a beer with Jonathan Demme</p><p>3. I shared a beer with Joey Ramone</p><p>4. I shared a beer with Matt Damon</p>

[reillyluck]

i say number one

[J.Clints]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yay - a bragging game!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p><strike>1. I shared a beer with Martin Scorsese</strike></p><p><strike>2. I shared a beer with Jonathan Demme</strike></p><p>3. I shared a beer with Joey Ramone</p><p><strike>4. I shared a beer with Matt Damon</strike></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

ummm....its been 15 minutes...whats the answer?&nbsp;

[Leticia]

i wanna say and I hope matt damon,lol

[Leticia]

<p>yea what's the answer!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

boooooo he signed off!!!!!!!!!!

[Jughead]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yay - a bragging game!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>1. I shared a beer with Martin Scorsese</p><p>2. I shared a beer with Jonathan Demme</p><p>3. I shared a beer with Joey Ramone</p><p>4. I shared a beer with Matt Damon</p><p>&nbsp;Who could it be????</p>

[Leticia]

<p>since he's not online may I post my questions?? i'll write them now but ignore them if i'm not allowed to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1-I've never been to SIx flags great adventure</p><p>2-I don't know how to swim</p><p>3-I don't like action movies.</p><p>4- I have a tatto on my lower back.</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>Leticia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>since he's not online may I post my questions?? i'll write them now but ignore them if i'm not allowed to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1-I've never been to SIx flags great adventure</p><p>2-I don't know how to swim</p><p>3-I don't like action movies.</p><p>4- I have a tatto on my lower back.</p><p>&nbsp;#1..Im going with you have been to six flags!!..# 1 is the lie..... </p>

[Jujubees2]

I say #3

[reillyluck]

im going with number 4.&nbsp; i dont know why, but i am. lol

[Leticia]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br />I say #3 <p>nope</p>

[Leticia]

<strong>jughead46041</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Leticia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>since he's not online may I post my questions?? i'll write them now but ignore them if i'm not allowed to.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1-I've never been to SIx flags great adventure</p><p>2-I don't know how to swim</p><p>3-I don't like action movies.</p><p>4- I have a tatto on my lower back.</p><p>&nbsp;#1..Im going with you have been to six flags!!..# 1 is the lie..... </p><p>noooope , haha. most people freak out that i haven't lol</p>

[Leticia]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />im going with number 4.&nbsp; i dont know why, but i am. lol <p>correct!!</p><p>haha. Something I just would never do.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>edit-this game is fun,haha&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Leticia on 3-12-07 @ 4:13 PM</span>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Its number 3</font>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Leticia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />im going with number 4.&nbsp; i dont know why, but i am. lol <p>correct!!</p><p>haha. Something I just would never do. </p><p>nice!!!! i figured you didnt have one there.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /></p>

[Jughead]

Reilly wins..AGAIN!!!

[AKA]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />boooooo he signed off!!!!!!!!!! <p>Only because you shamed me by guessing so easily!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>#1</p><p>I worked at The American Film Institute when they were at the Kennedy Center for much of the 1990s and did meet Marty, Demme and Matt Damon (before he was Matt Damon) among many others, and we often had receptions involving booze. Scorsese was there with Cape Fear around his birthday, and I did get to wish him a happy one, but no beer or alcoholic beverage (was basically a paid intern then; Jonathan Demme was the coolest experience, and&nbsp;went to a bar with him just a few months after he won the Oscar, just days before he was to be in Philly filming his next movie; Matt&nbsp;Damon was in with Brenden Frazier&nbsp;for a private screen of &quot;School Ties,&quot; and we had beer at that reception. Joey Ramone is my favorite, since I am a Ramones fan, and he handed me a bottled beer when I went backstage at a North Carolina club (late 1980s). Other booze &amp; celeb&nbsp;experiences include Julie Child (wine!), the guy who played the bad guy in Clear and Present Danger (and was on &quot;24&quot; in the 3rd or 4th season), director Milos Forman and Fez Whatley.&nbsp;</p>

[Leticia]

<p>haha, reailly just has that intuition.</p><p>she can read through people without even havig to look at them!</p>

[AKA]

<p>Time for Reilly to fess up.</p><p>&nbsp;I hope Bobo does this too.</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />boooooo he signed off!!!!!!!!!! <p>Only because you shamed me by guessing so easily!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>#1</p><p>I worked at The American Film Institute when they were at the Kennedy Center for much of the 1990s and did meet Marty, Demme and Matt Damon (before he was Matt Damon) among many others, and we often had receptions involving booze. Scorsese was there with Cape Fear around his birthday, and I did get to wish him a happy one, but no beer or alcoholic beverage (was basically a paid intern then; Jonathan Demme was the coolest experience, and went to a bar with him just a few months after he won the Oscar, just days before he was to be in Philly filming his next movie; Matt Damon was in with Brenden Frazier for a private screen of &quot;School Ties,&quot; and we had beer at that reception. Joey Ramone is my favorite, since I am a Ramones fan, and he handed me a bottled beer when I went backstage at a North Carolina club (late 1980s). Other booze &amp; celeb experiences include Julie Child (wine!), the guy who played the bad guy in Clear and Present Danger (and was on &quot;24&quot; in the 3rd or 4th season), director Milos Forman and Fez Whatley. </p><p>&nbsp;Cool&nbsp; stuff....My wifes brother..Does movies...He is a stand in...Cool stuff </p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>Ok Ill play.</p><p>1.my college roomate plays in the NBA</p><p>2. my other room mate was a wwf wrestler</p><p>3.I once dove 48 hours in one weekend for a concert.</p><p>4.I used to be an animal trainer.</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">3 cause it seems the tamest</font>

[Jughead]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ok Ill play.</p><p>1.my college roomate plays in the NBA</p><p>2. my other room mate was a wwf wrestler</p><p>3.I once dove 48 hours in one weekend for a concert.</p><p>4.I used to be an animal trainer.</p><p>&nbsp;This is a hard one but im going with 2 is the fib...<br /> </p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>1. I have had a woman drink Southern Comfort off my penis.</p><p>2. I am good friends with Chuck Loeb's drummer and bass player.</p><p>3. An assitant D.A. in one of the 5 NYC boros bought me a lovely glass piece from a head shop in the Village. </p><p>4. Tom Sizemore once spat at me in the street.&nbsp;</p>

[Leticia]

<p>i wanna say 1. </p><p>so i will.</p><p>1</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thisis to ralph's question.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Leticia on 3-12-07 @ 4:24 PM</span>

[AKA]

<p>1.my college roomate plays in the NBA</p><p>2. my other room mate was a wwf wrestler</p><p>3.I once dove 48 hours in one weekend for a concert.</p><p>4.I used to be an animal trainer.</p><p>#4</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AKA on 3-12-07 @ 4:25 PM</span>

[AKA]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I have had a woman drink Southern Comfort off my penis.</p><p>2. I am good friends with Chuck Loeb's drummer and bass player.</p><p>3. An assitant D.A. in one of the 5 NYC boros bought me a lovely glass piece from a head shop in the Village. </p><p>4. Tom Sizemore once spat at me in the street.&nbsp;</p><p>Also #4</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I have had a woman drink Southern Comfort off my penis.</p><p>2. I am good friends with Chuck Loeb's drummer and bass player.</p><p>3. An assitant D.A. in one of the 5 NYC boros bought me a lovely glass piece from a head shop in the Village. </p><p>4. Tom Sizemore once spat at me in the street.&nbsp;</p><p>2</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ok Ill play.</p><p>1.my college roomate plays in the NBA</p><p>2. my other room mate was a wwf wrestler</p><p>3.I once dove 48 hours in one weekend for a concert.</p><p>4.I used to be an animal trainer.</p><p>i'll say #2 too.&nbsp; </p>

[Leticia]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I have had a woman drink Southern Comfort off my penis.</p><p>2. I am good friends with Chuck Loeb's drummer and bass player.</p><p>3. An assitant D.A. in one of the 5 NYC boros bought me a lovely glass piece from a head shop in the Village. </p><p>4. Tom Sizemore once spat at me in the street.&nbsp;</p><p>4</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I have had a woman drink Southern Comfort off my penis.</p><p>2. I am good friends with Chuck Loeb's drummer and bass player.</p><p>3. An assitant D.A. in one of the 5 NYC boros bought me a lovely glass piece from a head shop in the Village. </p><p>4. Tom Sizemore once spat at me in the street.&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; thats gotta hurt.</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>well yes #4 is it.</p><p>Adrian Griffin plays for the bulls, the mavs, rockets&nbsp;and the celts</p><p>D.J. Lanning Was a jobber in the WWF in the late 80's</p><p>I did drive from NY to Memphis to watch 311</p>

[lleeder]

<ol><li><font size="3">My best friend was naked and sweaty in his male roommates bed</font></li><li><font size="3">My Best friend went to jail for trafficing cocaine</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend went to jail for attempted murder</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend is a vegetarian</font></li></ol>

[Leticia]

may i add. ralph's was reilly's FIRST incorrect answer,lol

[ralphbxny]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">My best friend was naked and sweaty in his male roommates bed</font></li><li><font size="3">My Best friend went to jail for trafficing cocaine</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend went to jail for attempted murder</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend is a vegetarian</font></li></ol><p>I say 4...no man's best friend is a vegetarian.</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">My best friend was naked and sweaty in his male roommates bed</font></li><li><font size="3">My Best friend went to jail for trafficing cocaine</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend went to jail for attempted murder</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend is a vegetarian</font></li></ol><p>&nbsp;4....Is it...I think..maybee kinda...</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I guess that was way too easy</font>

[Leticia]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">My best friend was naked and sweaty in his male roommates bed</font></li><li><font size="3">My Best friend went to jail for trafficing cocaine</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend went to jail for attempted murder</font></li><li><font size="3">My best friend is a vegetarian</font></li></ol><p>lol, i feeel like if he did most of those things he's not a vegetarian. or if he's a vegetarian he wouldn't have attempted murder??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i'll say 4</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black">1.&nbsp; thats gotta hurt.</font></p><p>Not if you have no open sores or cuts. </p><p>Well done, AKA and Leticia. Number 4 is indeed the lie.&nbsp;</p>

[Leticia]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="verdana" size="1" color="#000000">1.&nbsp; thats gotta hurt. </font><p>Not if you have no open sores or cuts. </p><p>Well done, AKA and Leticia. Number 4 is indeed the lie.&nbsp;</p><p>sweet!</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I guess that was way too easy</font><p>&nbsp;Not to many coker's who dont eat meat..tehtehetet</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>1.&nbsp; i once told queen latifa to go fuck herself</p><p>2.&nbsp;&nbsp;i smoked a blunt with snoop dogg</p><p>3.&nbsp; alex fixed richard bey's surround sound</p><p>3. i grabbed justin timberlakes ass.&nbsp; </p>

[lleeder]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i once told queen latifa to go fuck herself</p><p>2.&nbsp;&nbsp;i smoked a blunt with snoop dogg</p><p>3.&nbsp; alex fixed richard bey's surround sound</p><p>3. i grabbed justin timberlakes ass.&nbsp; </p><p>1</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. i once told queen latifa to go fuck herself</p><p>2. i smoked a blunt with snoop dogg</p><p>3. alex fixed richard bey's surround sound</p><p>3. i grabbed justin timberlakes ass. </p><p>&nbsp;I'll take 3, i got a 50/50 shot then. </p>

[reillyluck]

youre both wrong.

[keithy_19]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i once told queen latifa to go fuck herself</p><p>2.&nbsp;&nbsp;i smoked a blunt with snoop dogg</p><p>3.&nbsp; alex fixed richard bey's surround sound</p><p>3. i grabbed justin timberlakes ass.&nbsp; </p><p>2. </p>

[lleeder]

4

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Hey theres two 3's you cheated</font>

[reillyluck]

<p>you know whats phunny? i realized i wrote the numbers wrong.&nbsp; but you got the idea,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The correct answer is 2.&nbsp; i never smoked with snoop dogg.&nbsp; </p><p>I told queen latifa to go fuck herself when she owned a video store in dickson mills in jersey city.&nbsp; &nbsp; </p><p>alex did fix richard beys surround sound last summer.&nbsp; </p><p>i grabbed justin timberlakes ass in florida at the crow bar in miami.&nbsp; </p>

[AKA]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i once told queen latifa to go fuck herself</p><p>2.&nbsp;&nbsp;i smoked a blunt with snoop dogg</p><p>3.&nbsp; alex fixed richard bey's surround sound</p><p>3. i grabbed justin timberlakes ass.&nbsp; </p><p>Well played - you knew I was on a #4 streak, and you removed the option!</p><p>I'd go for the second #3, then.</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">What happened no more game?</font>

[keithy_19]

<p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p>

[lleeder]

1

[AKA]

<p>As easily as it came, it went...the streak that is.</p><p>Ok..I've got one more:</p><p>1 - I once swam in shark infested water</p><p>2 - I told Mike Mussina he was an asshole</p><p>3 - I once rode in the back of a Jaguar with Tipper Gore</p><p>4 - I am listed in IMDB</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>&nbsp;3...</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>1.&nbsp; </p><p>but if it is true, thats pretty phucking phunny</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As easily as it came, it went...the streak that is.</p><p>Ok..I've got one more:</p><p>1 - I once swam in shark infested water</p><p>2 - I told Mike Mussina he was an asshole</p><p>3 - I once rode in the back of a Jaguar with Tipper Gore</p><p>4 - I am listed in IMDB</p><p>4</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As easily as it came, it went...the streak that is.</p><p>Ok..I've got one more:</p><p>1 - I once swam in shark infested water</p><p>2 - I told Mike Mussina he was an asshole</p><p>3 - I once rode in the back of a Jaguar with Tipper Gore</p><p>4 - I am listed in IMDB</p><p>&nbsp;3</p>

[AKA]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>Going with my standard answer - #4</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As easily as it came, it went...the streak that is.</p><p>Ok..I've got one more:</p><p>1 - I once swam in shark infested water</p><p>2 - I told Mike Mussina he was an asshole</p><p>3 - I once rode in the back of a Jaguar with Tipper Gore</p><p>4 - I am listed in IMDB</p><p>3.&nbsp; im guessing it was a different car.&nbsp; i dunno.</p><p>&nbsp;good ones though. </p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>1 is true. I got peed on by a female tiger at cape may county zoo. A big black lady exclaimed, &quot;that tiger just peed on that little white boy.&quot; </p><p>2 is true. I met Montel at a barnes and noble at a book signing. The book was about MS which I have. He was a real cool guy.</p><p>3 is true. I simply forgot to rbetahe as a kid. The start of a life of medical failures and stupidity.</p><p>4 is the lie. I've never been to a green day concert. </p>

[AKA]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>1 is true. I got peed on by a female tiger at cape may county zoo. A big black lady exclaimed, &quot;that tiger just peed on that little white boy.&quot; </p><p>2 is true. I met Montel at a barnes and noble at a book signing. The book was about MS which I have. He was a real cool guy.</p><p>3 is true. I simply forgot to rbetahe as a kid. The start of a life of medical failures and stupidity.</p><p><strong>4 is the lie. I've never been to a green day concert.</strong> </p><p>I phucking rule!</p><p>That's hysterical about the tiger</p>

[lleeder]

<ol><li><font size="3">I pretended to be a producer on the daytime drama Passions to impress a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with the America's Next Top Model winner at a concert</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with Playmate of The Year 2002</font></li><li><font size="3">I touched the Mona Lisa</font></li></ol>

[keithy_19]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>1 is true. I got peed on by a female tiger at cape may county zoo. A big black lady exclaimed, &quot;that tiger just peed on that little white boy.&quot; </p><p>2 is true. I met Montel at a barnes and noble at a book signing. The book was about MS which I have. He was a real cool guy.</p><p>3 is true. I simply forgot to rbetahe as a kid. The start of a life of medical failures and stupidity.</p><p><strong>4 is the lie. I've never been to a green day concert.</strong> </p><p>I phucking rule!</p><p>That's hysterical about the tiger</p><p>It's amazing how far the female tiger can pee. I was a good 30 feet away from the fence of heir pen. She opened fire and it hit me dead on. I just stood there and took it. You can't move in a situation like that...</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I pretended to be a producer on the daytime drama Passions to impress a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with the America's Next Top Model winner at a concert</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with Playmate of The Year 2002</font></li><li><font size="3">I touched the Mona Lisa</font></li></ol><p>&nbsp;This is a tough one but .....#2..I have not hit one yet...</p>

[ralphbxny]

This could be the fastest afternoon ever with the addition of this fine thread.

[AKA]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. A tiger peed on me.</p><p>2. Montel Williams shook my hand and told others to hold there horses as he conversed with me.</p><p>3. As a baby, I&nbsp; stopped breathing simply because I forgot to rbeathe.</p><p>4. I once got into a fist fight at a Green Day concert. </p><p>1 is true. I got peed on by a female tiger at cape may county zoo. A big black lady exclaimed, &quot;that tiger just peed on that little white boy.&quot; </p><p>2 is true. I met Montel at a barnes and noble at a book signing. The book was about MS which I have. He was a real cool guy.</p><p>3 is true. I simply forgot to rbetahe as a kid. The start of a life of medical failures and stupidity.</p><p><strong>4 is the lie. I've never been to a green day concert.</strong> </p><p>I phucking rule!</p><p>That's hysterical about the tiger</p><p>It's amazing how far the female tiger can pee. I was a good 30 feet away from the fence of heir pen. She opened fire and it hit me dead on. I just stood there and took it. You can't move in a situation like that...</p><p>lol! When I worked at Smithsonian i was part of a behind the scenes tour of the National Zoo, and we were in the private area, just feet from the white tigers, and one of them really didn't like me and let it be known (which was VERY odd, since I was standing in the back of the group not doing anything). I almost peed myself. </p>

[reillyluck]

<p>1.&nbsp; i had wood caught in my finger on the 4th of july and had to get surgery when i was 8</p><p>2.&nbsp; i was bitten by a skunk when i was 11 and had to go to the emergency room and get a shot. </p><p>3.&nbsp; i fell out of my uncles car while he was&nbsp;driving on route 46 on my sisters wedding day when i was 6&nbsp;because i was drunk.</p><p>4.&nbsp;&nbsp;i fell into the ice rink when it cracked and i almost drowned to death when i was 5.&nbsp; </p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I pretended to be a producer on the daytime drama Passions to impress a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with the America's Next Top Model winner at a concert</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with Playmate of The Year 2002</font></li><li><font size="3">I touched the Mona Lisa</font></li></ol><p>I say 2</p>

[AKA]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I pretended to be a producer on the daytime drama Passions to impress a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with the America's Next Top Model winner at a concert</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with Playmate of The Year 2002</font></li><li><font size="3">I touched the Mona Lisa</font></li></ol><p>#4 - again</p><p>Unless you meant you touched the plexiglass around it...</p><p>I hope #1 is true.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I pretended to be a producer on the daytime drama Passions to impress a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with the America's Next Top Model winner at a concert</font></li><li><font size="3">I hung out with Playmate of The Year 2002</font></li><li><font size="3">I touched the Mona Lisa</font></li></ol><p>i say four.&nbsp; all of the above sounds like something you would do....lol</p>

[AKA]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i had wood caught in my finger on the 4th of july and had to get surgery when i was 8</p><p>2.&nbsp; i was bitten by a skunk when i was 11 and had to go to the emergency room and get a shot. </p><p>3.&nbsp; i fell out of my uncles car while he was&nbsp;driving on route 46 on my sisters wedding day when i was 6&nbsp;because i was drunk.</p><p>4.&nbsp;&nbsp;i fell into the ice rink when it cracked and i almost drowned to death when i was 5.&nbsp; </p><p>Dang - this is a good one.</p><p>I'll mix it up and say #3 - it was route 66!</p><p><strong>BTW - no one got my last one right!</strong></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AKA on 3-12-07 @ 5:00 PM</span>

[Jughead]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. i had wood caught in my finger on the 4th of july and had to get surgery when i was 8</p><p>2. i was bitten by a skunk when i was 11 and had to go to the emergency room and get a shot. </p><p>3. i fell out of my uncles car while he was driving on route 46 on my sisters wedding day when i was 6 because i was drunk.</p><p>4. i fell into the ice rink when it cracked and i almost drowned to death when i was 5. </p><p>&nbsp;Im going with 3#..But I had wood caught in my finger made me giggle..Sorry R...</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i had wood caught in my finger on the 4th of july and had to get surgery when i was 8</p><p>2.&nbsp; i was bitten by a skunk when i was 11 and had to go to the emergency room and get a shot. </p><p>3.&nbsp; i fell out of my uncles car while he was&nbsp;driving on route 46 on my sisters wedding day when i was 6&nbsp;because i was drunk.</p><p>4.&nbsp;&nbsp;i fell into the ice rink when it cracked and i almost drowned to death when i was 5.&nbsp; </p><p>id say 2 lets keep it even</p>

[lleeder]

<ol><li><font size="3">I was at a Baby Phat party and told these money hungry bitches I was a producer and my friend was a vampire on the show.</font></li><li><font size="3">I met Naima from ANTM and hung out with her manager, sister, and their friend at Ozzfest while they did coke.</font></li><li><font size="3">I won a contest to go to a playboy party at the China Club and drank with Playmate of the year.</font></li><li><font size="3">I don't know where the Mona Lisa is<strong> LIE</strong></font></li></ol>

[reillyluck]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I was at a Baby Phat party and told these money hungry bitches I was a producer and my friend was a vampire on the show.</font></li><li><font size="3">I met Naima from ANTM and hung out with her manager, sister, and their friend at Ozzfest while they did coke.</font></li><li><font size="3">I won a contest to go to a playboy party at the China Club and drank with Playmate of the year.</font></li><li><font size="3">I don't know where the Mona Lisa is<strong> LIE</strong></font></li></ol><p>hahaha! i knew it!</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i had wood caught in my finger on the 4th of july and had to get surgery when i was 8</p><p>2.&nbsp; i was bitten by a skunk when i was 11 and had to go to the emergency room and get a shot. </p><p>3.&nbsp; i fell out of my uncles car while he was&nbsp;driving on route 46 on my sisters wedding day when i was 6&nbsp;because i was drunk.</p><p>4.&nbsp;&nbsp;i fell into the ice rink when it cracked and i almost drowned to death when i was 5.&nbsp; </p><p><font size="3">I say 1</font></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; i had wood caught in my finger on the 4th of july and had to get surgery when i was 8</p><p>2.&nbsp; i was bitten by a skunk when i was 11 and had to go to the emergency room and get a shot. </p><p>3.&nbsp; i fell out of my uncles car while he was&nbsp;driving on route 46 on my sisters wedding day when i was 6&nbsp;because i was drunk.</p><p>4.&nbsp;&nbsp;i fell into the ice rink when it cracked and i almost drowned to death when i was 5.&nbsp; </p><p>the correct answer is 2.&nbsp; i was never bitten by a skunk.&nbsp; but i was sprayed by one.&nbsp; yuk!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[AKA]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As easily as it came, it went...the streak that is.</p><p>Ok..I've got one more:</p><p>1 - I once swam in shark infested water</p><p><strong>2 - I told Mike Mussina he was an asshole</strong></p><p>3 - I once rode in the back of a Jaguar with Tipper Gore</p><p>4 - I am listed in IMDB</p><p>So sad I have to quote myself.</p><p>I did tell Mussina &quot;it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice,&quot; which made me laugh, because he deserved nothing mroe than&nbsp;a hack line. </p><p>#1 - Happened in high school, when I was on a school trip that took us to the San Blas islands</p><p>#3 - 1987; in college I interviewed Tipper, who I hated because of the PMRC crap, but by the time her car got to the airport I was won over</p><p>#4 - I have two listings - one for my doc, and another for somethign I did in someoen else's underground movie. </p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As easily as it came, it went...the streak that is.</p><p>Ok..I've got one more:</p><p>1 - I once swam in shark infested water</p><p><strong>2 - I told Mike Mussina he was an asshole</strong></p><p>3 - I once rode in the back of a Jaguar with Tipper Gore</p><p>4 - I am listed in IMDB</p><p>So sad I have to quote myself.</p><p>I did tell Mussina &quot;it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice,&quot; which made me laugh, because he deserved nothing mroe than&nbsp;a hack line. </p><p>#1 - Happened in high school, when I was on a school trip that took us to the San Blas islands</p><p>#3 - 1987; in college I interviewed Tipper, who I hated because of the PMRC crap, but by the time her car got to the airport I was won over</p><p>#4 - I have two listings - one for my doc, and another for somethign I did in someoen else's underground movie. </p><p>damn! i was going for that one too. but i thought the other one sounded too convincing. </p>

[lleeder]

<ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol>

[AKA]

<p>More star phucking...</p><p>1 - Patton Oswald called me on the phone last September</p><p>2 - I am friends with the woman who was the little girl from the original &quot;Night of the Living Dead&quot;</p><p>3 - I once swam with Colin Powell in his pool</p><p>4 - Tony Curtis once flirted with me</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>1.</p>

[AKA]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>I really hope it is #1</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>More star phucking...</p><p>1 - Patton Oswald called me on the phone last September</p><p>2 - I am friends with the woman who was the little girl from the original &quot;Night of the Living Dead&quot;</p><p>3 - I once swam with Colin Powell in his pool</p><p>4 - Tony Curtis once flirted with me</p><p><font size="3">Colin Powell is black he can't swim 3 is the lie</font></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>More star phucking...</p><p>1 - Patton Oswald called me on the phone last September</p><p>2 - I am friends with the woman who was the little girl from the original &quot;Night of the Living Dead&quot;</p><p>3 - I once swam with Colin Powell in his pool</p><p>4 - Tony Curtis once flirted with me</p><p>hahaahaha&nbsp; please be number 3, but i have to say 4.&nbsp; that would be great</p>

[Aggie]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>#4 is believable&nbsp;but I'm saying it's a lie because it would be sad if you haven't.</p><p>Here are mine:</p><p>1. I've hooked up with more than one board member.</p><p>2. I have won five football Pick Em leagues.</p><p>3. I almost drowned while tubing down a river.</p><p>4. Once got a grave plot for a birthday present.</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p><strong>1.&nbsp; I met Al Sharpton,&nbsp; he&nbsp; shook my hand like he knew me , then introduced me to someone as his Main Man.</strong></p><p><strong>2. I hid in a Trunk during an Acid Trip.&nbsp;&nbsp;wasnt my friends car, car started driving,&nbsp; I screamed for my life.</strong></p><p><strong>3.&nbsp; I got away with Pretending to be my Twin Bro on a Date, even though I was 40 lbs Heavier </strong></p><p><strong>4.&nbsp; I found a Wallet ,&nbsp;which was filled with $400 Dollars, I returned the Wallet to the Owner, in where he demanded that he had $500, a verbal fight ensued,&nbsp; almost a fist fight</strong></p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>I was thinking on the my way home from work that I should state, for the record, that the chick in the SoCo on the penis bit was not affiliated in any way, shape, or form with RonFez.net; nor would I discuss any exploits I have had, or have been rumoured to have had (if any of those exist), with any of the members here, male or female, without first clearing it with them and of course naming names.</p><p>That being said, Hippo, I'm taking number 3.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-12-07 @ 5:33 PM</span>

[Aggie]

<strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>1.&nbsp; I met Al Sharpton,&nbsp; he&nbsp; shook my hand like he knew me , then introduced me to someone as his Main Man.</strong></p><p><strong>2. I hid in a Trunk during an Acid Trip.&nbsp;&nbsp;wasnt my friends car, car started driving,&nbsp; I screamed for my life.</strong></p><p><strong>3.&nbsp; I got away with Pretending to be my Twin Bro on a Date, even though I was 40 lbs Heavier </strong></p><p><strong>4.&nbsp; I found a Wallet ,&nbsp;which was filled with $400 Dollars, I returned the Wallet to the Owner, in where he demanded that he had $500, a verbal fight ensued,&nbsp; almost a fist fight</strong></p><p>I'm sorry but #2 is hilarious, if it's not true you have a good imagination.</p><p>I'd say #3 is a lie just cuz that would have to be a pretty stupid chick.</p>

[AKA]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>More star phucking...</p><p>1 - Patton Oswald called me on the phone last September</p><p>2 - I am friends with the woman who was the little girl from the original &quot;Night of the Living Dead&quot;</p><p>3 - I once swam with Colin Powell in his pool</p><p>4 - Tony Curtis once flirted with me</p><p><font size="3">Colin Powell is black he can't swim 3 is the lie</font></p><p>Since I have to leave, and you and Reilly are the only two who played, and you got it right, I might as well award you the big winner award. He does have a pool, and i have seen pics of him in his pool by a mutual friend, but I've only met CP a couple of times, and he'd have no idea who i was.</p><p>to be honest, I stretched a couple of the other ones to make it more fun...</p><p>1 - Patton called me in relation to a project I was hoping to work on when he was in town; that didn't work out, but he did pass my number to comic book writer Steve Niles, who is a better fit for the project - very cool talking w/ both of them.</p><p>2 - Kyra knows me when she sees me, and she's a lot of fun when together, but I'm guessing she wouldn't know my name w/out some prodding of where she knows me from.</p><p>4 - Once again, I met Tony Curtis when I worked at The AFI Theatre. The first time, I held back and didn't say anything, but a couple of years later I introduced myself when he was in town to promote a book. &quot;Flirt&quot; is how I describe it, but it was more just teasing - when he heard my first name, he actually said, &quot;If we got married, you'd be 'Curtis Curtis.'&quot; I actually did manage to get a reply, and told him he could always change his last name. I didn't feel too threatened, as his stunningly hot girlfriend was standing near by. </p>

[Aggie]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br />I was thinking on the my way home from work that I should state, for the record, that the chick in the SoCo on the penis bit was not affiliated in any way, shape, or form with RonFez.net; nor would I discuss any exploits I have had, or have been rumoured to have had (if any of those exist), with any of the members here, male or female, without first clearing it with them and of course naming names. <p>Boo! Disclaimers suck. Dish the dirt, I say!</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>1. I almost got arrested for touching the liberty bell</p><p>2. walked pennsylvania ave after it was shut down by the FBI for the inauguration parade</p><p>3. Am a member of the polar bear club</p><p>4. walked from the atlantic ocean to the gulf of mexico</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>1.&nbsp; I met Al Sharpton,&nbsp; he&nbsp; shook my hand like he knew me , then introduced me to someone as his Main Man.</strong></p><p><strong>2. I hid in a Trunk during an Acid Trip.&nbsp;&nbsp;wasnt my friends car, car started driving,&nbsp; I screamed for my life.</strong></p><p><strong>3.&nbsp; I got away with Pretending to be my Twin Bro on a Date, even though I was 40 lbs Heavier </strong></p><p><strong>4.&nbsp; I found a Wallet ,&nbsp;which was filled with $400 Dollars, I returned the Wallet to the Owner, in where he demanded that he had $500, a verbal fight ensued,&nbsp; almost a fist fight</strong></p><p>I'm sorry but #2 is hilarious, if it's not true you have a good imagination.</p><p>I'd say #3 is a lie just cuz that would have to be a pretty stupid chick.</p><p>I say 4 cause I can see it happening</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>1.&nbsp; I met Al Sharpton,&nbsp; he&nbsp; shook my hand like he knew me , then introduced me to someone as his Main Man.</strong></p><p><strong>2. I hid in a Trunk during an Acid Trip.&nbsp;&nbsp;wasnt my friends car, car started driving,&nbsp; I screamed for my life.</strong></p><p><strong>3.&nbsp; I got away with Pretending to be my Twin Bro on a Date, even though I was 40 lbs Heavier </strong></p><p><strong>4.&nbsp; I found a Wallet ,&nbsp;which was filled with $400 Dollars, I returned the Wallet to the Owner, in where he demanded that he had $500, a verbal fight ensued,&nbsp; almost a fist fight</strong></p><p><font size="2">I'll go with #2.&nbsp; It probably happened to someone you knew.</font></p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I almost got arrested for touching the liberty bell</p><p>2. walked pennsylvania ave after it was shut down by the FBI for the inauguration parade</p><p>3. Am a member of the polar bear club</p><p>4. walked from the atlantic ocean to the gulf of mexico</p><p>Let's see.&nbsp; How about #3.</p>

[Aggie]

Everyone skipped mine. I hate you all.

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>#4 is believable&nbsp;but I'm saying it's a lie because it would be sad if you haven't.</p><p>Here are mine:</p><p>1. I've hooked up with more than one board member.</p><p>2. I have won five football Pick Em leagues.</p><p>3. I almost drowned while tubing down a river.</p><p>4. Once got a grave plot for a birthday present.</p><p><font size="2">Sorry Aggie, I tend to ignore the Aggies since you guys put a beatin' on my Rams during the season</font></p><p><font size="2">I say #4.&nbsp; No one is that cold.</font></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>#4 is believable&nbsp;but I'm saying it's a lie because it would be sad if you haven't.</p><p>Here are mine:</p><p>1. I've hooked up with more than one board member.</p><p>2. I have won five football Pick Em leagues.</p><p>3. I almost drowned while tubing down a river.</p><p>4. Once got a grave plot for a birthday present.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry I missed it. but I say #3</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Aggie]

<p>Yay, responses! </p><p>I'll just say both of the choices so far are WRONG! They're both true. </p><p>The only reason I got a grave plot was because I went to a really old church with a graveyard surronding it and they were running out of room so my mom bough it for one of my 13th birthday presents.</p><p>I almost drowned going down the Guadalupe river becuase my dad was stupid enough to let a 6 year old in a tube with no life jacket. Yeah, mom loved that one.</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>1. As a child I was so sickly and infirm that I was allergic to pretty much everything except goats' milk and it was suggested that I be bathed in rain water.</p><p>2. My mother had sex with Cat Stevens.</p><p>3. I have been referred to by more than one person of note, not just a couple of ham n' eggers - people whose opinions actually mean something, as a genius after they read some of my poetry.</p><p>4. I went to Junior High with the kid in the clown suit from Halloween 5. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-12-07 @ 5:49 PM</span>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>#4 is believable&nbsp;but I'm saying it's a lie because it would be sad if you haven't.</p><p>Here are mine:</p><p>1. I've hooked up with more than one board member.</p><p>2. I have won five football Pick Em leagues.</p><p>3. I almost drowned while tubing down a river.</p><p>4. Once got a grave plot for a birthday present.</p><p>am sorry&nbsp; caught the&nbsp; tail end of the&nbsp; thread Aggie</p><p>I&nbsp; Say&nbsp; # 2</p>

[Aggie]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I almost got arrested for touching the liberty bell</p><p>2. walked pennsylvania ave after it was shut down by the FBI for the inauguration parade</p><p>3. Am a member of the polar bear club</p><p>4. walked from the atlantic ocean to the gulf of mexico</p><p>I'll say #2 beause Jack Bauer would have caught you. </p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yay, responses! </p><p>I'll just say both of the choices so far are WRONG! They're both true. </p><p>The only reason I got a grave plot was because I went to a really old church with a graveyard surronding it and they were running out of room so my mom bough it for one of my 13th birthday presents.</p><p>I almost drowned going down the Guadalupe river becuase my dad was stupid enough to let a 6 year old in a tube with no life jacket. <strong><em>Yeah, mom loved that one.</em></strong></p><p><font size="2">Guess that's why she bought you that grave plot.</font></p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. As a child I was so sickly and infirm that I was allergic to pretty much everything except goats' milk and it was suggested that I be bathed in rain water.</p><p>2. My mother had sex with Cat Stevens.</p><p>3. I have been referred to by more than one person of note, not just a couple of ham n' eggers - people whose opinions actually mean something, as a genius after they read some of my poetry.</p><p>4. I went to Junior High with the kid in the clown suit from Halloween 5. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-12-07 @ 5:49 PM</span> <p>Got to be #1.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Aggie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I am Fat_Sunny</font></li><li><font size="3">I cryed during Cocoon</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never had sushi</font></li><li><font size="3">I've never seen The Godfather</font></li></ol><p>#4 is believable&nbsp;but I'm saying it's a lie because it would be sad if you haven't.</p><p>Here are mine:</p><p>1. I've hooked up with more than one board member.</p><p>2. I have won five football Pick Em leagues.</p><p>3. I almost drowned while tubing down a river.</p><p>4. Once got a grave plot for a birthday present.</p><p>Okay, how about #2.&nbsp; You probably only won four football Pick Em leagues.</p>

[Aggie]

<p>DING DING DING - King Hippo wins the Aggie lie. I have won ONE Pick Em league and been in the top 5 of many.</p><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. As a child I was so sickly and infirm that I was allergic to pretty much everything except goats' milk and it was suggested that I be bathed in rain water.</p><p>2. My mother had sex with Cat Stevens.</p><p>3. I have been referred to by more than one person of note, not just a couple of ham n' eggers - people whose opinions actually mean something, as a genius after they read some of my poetry.</p><p>4. I went to Junior High with the kid in the clown suit from Halloween 5. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-12-07 @ 5:49 PM</span> <p>#1 is just too crazy. I say BS..</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>1.&nbsp; I met Al Sharpton,&nbsp; he&nbsp; shook my hand like he knew me , then introduced me to someone as his Main Man.</strong></p><p><strong>2. I hid in a Trunk during an Acid Trip.&nbsp;&nbsp;wasnt my friends car, car started driving,&nbsp; I screamed for my life.</strong></p><p><strong>3.&nbsp; I got away with Pretending to be my Twin Bro on a Date, even though I was 40 lbs Heavier </strong></p><p><strong>4.&nbsp; I found a Wallet ,&nbsp;which was filled with $400 Dollars, I returned the Wallet to the Owner, in where he demanded that he had $500, a verbal fight ensued,&nbsp; almost a fist fight</strong></p><p><strong>1.&nbsp; Happened&nbsp; when i worked with my Friend, who was assistant Campaign manager for&nbsp; William Thompson,&nbsp; Comptroller of NYC</strong></p><p><strong>2.&nbsp; It happened&nbsp; in 1996, the&nbsp; year of the Cicada,&nbsp; thank god&nbsp; it was other kids, not&nbsp; older adults in the&nbsp; Car</strong></p><p><strong>3: Lie&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>4:&nbsp; Happened, and I would have got my Ass Beat , if the person was stronger,&nbsp;&nbsp; Weak People get Angry and thrn dont fight. I was ready to brawl and take the $$ </strong></p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Okay, I'll join in&quot;</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I met the group REM</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I appeared in a television show with Sarah Jessica Parker</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I drove Pistol Pete Maravich to a basketball game</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I shook hands with President Clinton but didn't give him a blow job.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>ok JUJU the fellow bronx guy got me.</p><p>I did touch the liberty bell and was asked out of the building and then held for about 15 min before I was told I could leave.</p><p>I did walk it the night before we got george w a second term</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the last one is a trick question...In key west... duval st boarders the atlantic on one side and the gulf of mexico on the other.</p><p>I cant stand when the weather gets below 40 degrees so I could never&nbsp;be a polar bear.&nbsp;</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Okay, I'll join in&quot;</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I met the group REM</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I appeared in a television show with Sarah Jessica Parker</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I drove Pistol Pete Maravich to a basketball game</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I shook hands with President Clinton but didn't give him a blow job.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>4. You gave&nbsp; Clinton a Blow Job, and then Swallowed his presidental Semen</strong></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. As a child I was so sickly and infirm that I was allergic to pretty much everything except goats' milk and it was suggested that I be bathed in rain water.</p><p>2. My mother had sex with Cat Stevens.</p><p>3. I have been referred to by more than one person of note, not just a couple of ham n' eggers - people whose opinions actually mean something, as a genius after they read some of my poetry.</p><p>4. I went to Junior High with the kid in the clown suit from Halloween 5. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by blakjeezis on 3-12-07 @ 5:49 PM</span> <p>i go with 4</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ok JUJU the fellow bronx guy got me.</p><p>I did touch the liberty bell and was asked out of the building and then held for about 15 min before I was told I could leave.</p><p>I did walk it the night before we got george w a second term</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the last one is a trick question...In key west... duval st boarders the atlantic on one side and the gulf of mexico on the other.</p><p>I cant stand when the weather gets below 40 degrees so I could never&nbsp;be a polar bear.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">I knew that walk from the Atlantic Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico one was a trick.&nbsp; though I did have an elementary school science teacher who once walked around the perimeter of the <span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">continental </span>U.S.</font></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Okay, I'll join in&quot;</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I met the group REM</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I appeared in a television show with Sarah Jessica Parker</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I drove Pistol Pete Maravich to a basketball game</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I shook hands with President Clinton but didn't give him a blow job.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I say 3 cause pistol pete does the driving the rest of us just watch.</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>The correct answer to mine is number 2 ... I think. I mean, as far as I know my mother never had sex with Cat Stevens. </p><p>I was a sickly child; I am a poetic genius; and Jeff Landman was a douchebag. &nbsp;</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Okay, I'll join in&quot;</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span> </span>I met the group REM</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span> </span>I appeared in a television show with Sarah Jessica Parker</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3.<span> </span>I drove Pistol Pete Maravich to a basketball game</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span> </span>I shook hands with President Clinton but didn't give him a blow job.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;3 without a doubt... That would be the coolest thing ever if true... </p>

[Aggie]

<p>It's funny that not ONE person thought hooking up with more than one board member could be a lie. Girls on this board have a bad rep, huh?</p><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Okay, I'll join in&quot;</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I met the group REM</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I appeared in a television show with Sarah Jessica Parker</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I drove Pistol Pete Maravich to a basketball game</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I shook hands with President Clinton but didn't give him a blow job.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#3 - that sounds off</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Okay, I'll join in&quot;</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I met the group REM</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I appeared in a television show with Sarah Jessica Parker</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I drove Pistol Pete Maravich to a basketball game</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I shook hands with President Clinton but didn't give him a blow job.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>4. You gave&nbsp; Clinton a Blow Job, and then Swallowed his presidental Semen</strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Got me King:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">1.&nbsp; I worked &quot;security&quot; in graduated school in Houston when REM was doing a college tour and got to work the side of the stage where the band enters and got to talk to them.&nbsp; Nice guys.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">2.&nbsp; While visiting friends in So Cal, we went to dinner where they where shooting an episode of Equal Justice, a short-lived law show.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana"></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">3</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">.&nbsp; When in grad school, I worked in the Sports info office and one day I had to go pick up Pete and Don Criqui at their hotel and drive then to the game.&nbsp; Pete was a health nut.&nbsp; Brought all his own food and drinks to the game.</span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">4.&nbsp; I did have dinner with Clinton (along with about 1,000 other people) but never shook his hand.</span></p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 3-12-07 @ 6:03 PM</span>

[lleeder]

<ol><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be retarded to annoy a friend</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sleepwalking to grope a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sober to avoid a DWI</font></li><li><font size="3">I was sober and pretended to be drunk to annoy a friend</font></li></ol>

[AKA]

<p>1 - I went to see &quot;Kill Bill&quot; with Yerdaddy</p><p>2 - I went to see &quot;King Kong&quot; with Bobo</p><p>3 - I went to see &quot;Star Wars: Episode 3&quot; with Kathleen from the Bronx</p><p>4 - I went to see &quot;Walk the Line&quot; with Mikeyboy&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be retarded to annoy a friend</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sleepwalking to grope a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sober to avoid a DWI</font></li><li><font size="3">I was sober and pretended to be drunk to annoy a friend</font></li></ol><p><font size="2">No. 1.&nbsp; Just by being drunk I'm sure you can annoy anyone.</font></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be retarded to annoy a friend</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sleepwalking to grope a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sober to avoid a DWI</font></li><li><font size="3">I was sober and pretended to be drunk to annoy a friend</font></li></ol><p><font size="2">No. 1.&nbsp; Just by being drunk I'm sure you can annoy anyone.</font></p><p>no no no its 4 he is never sober so he cant pretend.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1 - I went to see &quot;Kill Bill&quot; with Yerdaddy</p><p>2 - I went to see &quot;King Kong&quot; with Bobo</p><p>3 - I went to see &quot;Star Wars: Episode 3&quot; with Kathleen from the Bronx</p><p>4 - I went to see &quot;Walk the Line&quot; with Mikeyboy&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">Tough one but I'll say #3</font></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1 - I went to see &quot;Kill Bill&quot; with Yerdaddy</p><p>2 - I went to see &quot;King Kong&quot; with Bobo</p><p>3 - I went to see &quot;Star Wars: Episode 3&quot; with Kathleen from the Bronx</p><p>4 - I went to see &quot;Walk the Line&quot; with Mikeyboy&nbsp;</p><p>I say 4 he was makin baby love then!!!</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><ol><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be retarded to annoy a friend</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sleepwalking to grope a girl</font></li><li><font size="3">I was drunk and pretended to be sober to avoid a DWI</font></li><li><font size="3">I was sober and pretended to be drunk to annoy a friend</font></li></ol><p><font size="2">No. 1.&nbsp; Just by being drunk I'm sure you can annoy anyone.</font></p><p>no no no its 4 he is never sober so he cant pretend.</p><p><font size="3">Actually I try to be sober for 6 months at a clip. One time during that span I would go to bars and pretend to be wasted. I had it down perfectly. 3 is the answer I never DWI, I take cabs.</font></p>

[johnniewalker]

lleeder = thread killer,&nbsp; what was the answer aka???

[EffMeBoobs]

<p>I'll play!&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll go with the celebrity list:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; Met Patton Oswalt, shook his hand, got his autograph, who then proceeded to tell me that Eugene Mirman has AIDS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2.&nbsp; Met Whoopi Goldberg in the city while trying to take my dad to the nearest hospital for falling down the steps of the Satue of Liberty during a school trip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3.&nbsp; Met Jon BonJovi in the mall and told him he has the same bday as me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4.&nbsp; Was in the same elevator as Gene Simmons at WNEW.&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll play!&nbsp;&nbsp; I'll go with the celebrity list:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; Met Patton Oswalt, shook his hand, got his autograph, who then proceeded to tell me that Eugene Mirman has AIDS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2.&nbsp; Met Whoopi Goldberg in the city while trying to take my dad to the nearest hospital for falling down the steps of the Satue of Liberty during a school trip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3.&nbsp; Met Jon BonJovi in the mall and told him he has the same bday as me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4.&nbsp; Was in the same elevator as Gene Simmons at WNEW.&nbsp;</p><p>I say 2!</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1 - I went to see &quot;Kill Bill&quot; with Yerdaddy</p><p>2 - I went to see &quot;King Kong&quot; with Bobo</p><p>3 - I went to see &quot;Star Wars: Episode 3&quot; with Kathleen from the Bronx</p><p>4 - I went to see &quot;Walk the Line&quot; with Mikeyboy </p><p>&nbsp;I'm gonna say #1 is a lie!</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll play! I'll go with the celebrity list:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1. Met Patton Oswalt, shook his hand, got his autograph, who then proceeded to tell me that Eugene Mirman has AIDS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2. Met Whoopi Goldberg in the city while trying to take my dad to the nearest hospital for falling down the steps of the Satue of Liberty during a school trip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3. Met Jon BonJovi in the mall and told him he has the same bday as me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4. Was in the same elevator as Gene Simmons at WNEW. </p><p>I say 2!</p><p>&nbsp;No sorrrry sorrrry. </p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll play! I'll go with the celebrity list:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1. Met Patton Oswalt, shook his hand, got his autograph, who then proceeded to tell me that Eugene Mirman has AIDS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2. Met Whoopi Goldberg in the city while trying to take my dad to the nearest hospital for falling down the steps of the Satue of Liberty during a school trip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3. Met Jon BonJovi in the mall and told him he has the same bday as me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4. Was in the same elevator as Gene Simmons at WNEW. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#1 seems embellished to me. I say #1. &nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll play! I'll go with the celebrity list:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1. Met Patton Oswalt, shook his hand, got his autograph, who then proceeded to tell me that Eugene Mirman has AIDS.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2. Met Whoopi Goldberg in the city while trying to take my dad to the nearest hospital for falling down the steps of the Satue of Liberty during a school trip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3. Met Jon BonJovi in the mall and told him he has the same bday as me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4. Was in the same elevator as Gene Simmons at WNEW. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#1 seems embellished to me. I say #1. </p><p>&nbsp;No...sorry....sorrrrry.</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">4 cause it seems the most normal</font>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">4 cause it seems the most normal</font><p>&nbsp;No sorry!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yay, I fooled you all!&nbsp; #3 was the lie, I never met JBJ, but I did meet Davey Jones at the mall and told him the same thing.&nbsp; Everything else on my list happened for real, some crazy stuff!&nbsp;</p>

[Jughead]

1# Ive won 4 trips to Hawaii selling automobiles&nbsp; 2#&nbsp; My dad in the Government(Very High) in D.C....3#I sang in front of 43,000 people @ Monument Circle In indianapolis....I would love nothing more than to be excepted as a&nbsp; buddy with all R&amp;F.net members........and to be a better typer...

[Planty]

<font face="terminal,monaco" size="2" color="#00ff00">Planty thinks its number three. It seems like a lie to me.</font>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>jughead46041</strong> wrote:<br />1# Ive won 4 trips to Hawaii selling automobiles 2# My dad in the Government(Very High) in D.C....3#I sang in front of 43,000 people @ Monument Circle In indianapolis....I would love nothing more than to be excepted as a buddy with all R&amp;F.net members........and to be a better typer...<p>&nbsp;#4 you don't seem that needy </p>

[Jughead]

Mid summer food&nbsp; fest 1980..We were headline act have pictures&nbsp; Bodacious band hot days cool nights was out regional hit at the time...wfbq home grown album.1#,,..knowledge one... should be able to verify...It was a long time ago...

[Jughead]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jughead46041</strong> wrote:<br />1# Ive won 4 trips to Hawaii selling automobiles 2# My dad in the Government(Very High) in D.C....3#I sang in front of 43,000 people @ Monument Circle In indianapolis....I would love nothing more than to be excepted as a buddy with all R&amp;F.net members........and to be a better typer...<p> #4 you don't seem that needy </p><p>&nbsp;Always loved the johnny....but thats true...</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>1. I wear womens slippers</p><p>2. I am a chef in an upscale resturant</p><p>3. I flew to Minnesota to visit a mall</p><p>4. I never saw the movie ET&nbsp;</p>

[AKA]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />what was the answer aka??? <p>No one got it right.</p><p>* Bobo and I have driven 100s of miles together, but have never been to a movie.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Jughead]

My dad&nbsp; retired from keebler cookies...and a band..

[Basedow]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I wear womens slippers</p><p>2. I am a chef in an upscale resturant</p><p>3. I flew to Minnesota to visit a mall</p><p>4. I never saw the movie ET </p><p>&nbsp;you never saw E.T.</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I wear womens slippers</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff99">2. I am a chef in an upscale resturant</font></p><p>3. I flew to Minnesota to visit a mall</p><p>4. I never saw the movie ET&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Hmmmm....Define &quot;Upscale&quot;.&nbsp; Then Fat Will Vote!</font></p>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>Getting it jumpstarted again:</p><p>1.&nbsp; I did over 3 grams of coke on New Years 2 years ago and thought i would die</p><p>2.&nbsp; I dated a girl who was up for Miss International </p><p>3.&nbsp; I smoked blunts with members of Wu Tang during the Wu/Rage tour</p><p>4.&nbsp; I was arrested once while tripping on Acid but the cops never knew it</p>

[Basedow]

<strong>Knowledged_one</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Getting it jumpstarted again:</p><p>1. I did over 3 grams of coke on New Years 2 years ago and thought i would die</p><p>2. I dated a girl who was up for Miss International </p><p>3. I smoked blunts with members of Wu Tang during the Wu/Rage tour</p><p>4. I was arrested once while tripping on Acid but the cops never knew it</p><p>&nbsp;I think that it is 2 or 3, I will say that 3 is untrue. </p>

[Knowledged_one]

Nope keep trying

[Basedow]

<p>well then i will guess #2.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this game has the same speed as a game of chess by US Mail&nbsp;</p>

[Knowledged_one]

Wrong again, do you want to try for double jeopardy where the scores can really change

[Basedow]

#4, cowboy.

[Knowledged_one]

correct

[J.Clints]

<p>1) I make Mouthwash at work.</p><p>2) I was born in NY</p><p>3) I hate Country Music.</p><p>4) I&nbsp;hate Rap Music.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jclintsma on 3-13-07 @ 3:20 PM</span>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1) I make Mouthwash at work.</p><p>2) I was born in NY</p><p>3) I hate Country Music.</p><p>4) I&nbsp;hate Rap Music.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jclintsma on 3-13-07 @ 3:20 PM</span> <p><font size="2">I'll say #4</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2)&nbsp;Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p>

[tenaciousc]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2) Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p><p>&nbsp;I'm guessing #1</p><p>&nbsp;The one time I met you I wouldn't have thought you were 35. Could have been the lollipop and beanie you were wearing though.&nbsp; </p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2)&nbsp;Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p><p>#4. you read comic books...no sports for you!!</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>tenaciousc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2) Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p><p>&nbsp;I'm guessing #1</p><p>&nbsp;The one time I met you I wouldn't have thought you were 35. Could have been the lollipop and beanie you were wearing though.&nbsp; </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nope.&nbsp;Are you sure we met?&nbsp; I've only been to one R&amp;F event.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">In looking back at the game, I may have jumped in with my truth/lie too early before the previous person finished.&nbsp; If so, I apologize.</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2)&nbsp;Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p><p>#4. you read comic books...no sports for you!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nope,&nbsp; I did play college football.&nbsp;&nbsp; But I did figure that my obsession with comic books would make people think otherwise.</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1) I make Mouthwash at work.</p><p>2) I was born in NY</p><p>3) I hate Country Music.</p><p>4) I&nbsp;hate Rap Music.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by jclintsma on 3-13-07 @ 3:20 PM</span> <p><font size="2">I'll say #4</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'll say #3.</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2)&nbsp;Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p><p>#4. you read comic books...no sports for you!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nope,&nbsp; I did play college football.&nbsp;&nbsp; But I did figure that my obsession with comic books would make people think otherwise.</font></p><p>its 3!!&nbsp; youre trying to trick us!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>please dont tell me that you dont really have a 17 year old sister, that would sooo ruin it all!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-13-07 @ 3:48 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">1) Am 35 years old</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2)&nbsp;Have a 17 year old sister</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) Am a Stargate SG1 fan</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) Played college football</font></p><p>#4. you read comic books...no sports for you!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nope,&nbsp; I did play college football.&nbsp;&nbsp; But I did figure that my obsession with comic books would make people think otherwise.</font></p><p>its 3!!&nbsp; youre trying to trick us!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>please dont tell me that you dont really have a 17 year old sister, that would sooo ruin it all!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by douggrasso on 3-13-07 @ 3:48 PM</span> <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ding, ding, ding.&nbsp; #3 is correct.&nbsp; I hate SG1.&nbsp; You go to the EliSnow Prize Closet.&nbsp; </font></p>

[J.Clints]

Ding Ding #3

[J.Clints]

<p>I suck at this game.</p><p>I am good at this game </p><p>I enjoy this game</p><p>I was home sick today</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I suck at this game.</p><p>I am good at this game </p><p>I enjoy this game</p><p>I was home sick today</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm going to go with #2.&nbsp; You enjoy the game but suck at it.&nbsp; A little bit too ironic, don't you think?</font></p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I feel giving some more info, this time about my romatic life:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">1) I've been romantic with my home town next door neighbor.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2) I've gone on a date with Toots Shor's granddaughter.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) I've gone on a date with a woman who inspired a comic book character.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) I've been romantic with a woman who later became a Tommy Hilfiger/Victoria Secret Model, and appeared in&nbsp;a Hollywood movie.</font></p>

[AKA]

<p>1 - I had Justine Bateman's home phone number and once drunk called her</p><p>2 - I can bend my pinky finger all the way back.</p><p>3 - I yelled at William Kennedy Smith &quot;RAPIST!&quot; when I saw him walking on the street.</p><p>4 - I performed the marriage for one of my god sons last year.</p>

[AKA]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I feel giving some more info, this time about my romatic life:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">1) I've been romantic with my home town next door neighbor.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2) I've gone on a date with Toots Shor's granddaughter.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) I've gone on a date with a woman who inspired a comic book character.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) I've been romantic with a woman who later became a Tommy Hilfiger/Victoria Secret Model, and appeared in&nbsp;a Hollywood movie.</font></p><p>#4</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1 - I had Justine Bateman's home phone number and once drunk called her</p><p>2 - I can bend my pinky finger all the way back.</p><p>3 - I yelled at William Kennedy Smith &quot;RAPIST!&quot; when I saw him walking on the street.</p><p>4 - I performed the marriage for one of my god sons last year.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">#2</font></p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1 - I had Justine Bateman's home phone number and once drunk called her</p><p>2 - I can bend my pinky finger all the way back.</p><p>3 - I yelled at William Kennedy Smith &quot;RAPIST!&quot; when I saw him walking on the street.</p><p>4 - I performed the marriage for one of my god sons last year.</p><p>Number 3</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I feel giving some more info, this time about my romatic life:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">1) I've been romantic with my home town next door neighbor.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">2) I've gone on a date with Toots Shor's granddaughter.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">3) I've gone on a date with a woman who inspired a comic book character.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">4) I've been romantic with a woman who later became a Tommy Hilfiger/Victoria Secret Model, and appeared in&nbsp;a Hollywood movie.</font></p><p>#4</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nope, the woman in question is Joy Bryant, who I knew in college.&nbsp; She was in Antoine Fisher, Badassssss!, and the 50 Cent movie.&nbsp;&nbsp; Very beautiful woman.&nbsp; </font></p>

[AKA]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1 - I had Justine Bateman's home phone number and once drunk called her</p><p>2 - I can bend my pinky finger all the way back.</p><p>3 - I yelled at William Kennedy Smith &quot;RAPIST!&quot; when I saw him walking on the street.</p><p>4 - I performed the marriage for one of my god sons last year.</p><p>Number 3</p><p>Correct.</p><p>I did pass him on the street, but didn't know who he was until I heard a woman further down the sidewalk screaming &quot;RAPIST&quot; at him. </p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>K, my turn.</p><p>1. has had really bad diarrhea for the last 2 days</p><p>2. once won the county spelling be</p><p>3. shreds on the dimebag tribute dean ML</p><p>4. once won a wrestling tournament in summer camp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...</p><p>GO!!</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>K, my turn.</p><p>1. has had really bad diarrhea for the last 2 days</p><p>2. once won the county spelling be</p><p>3. shreds on the dimebag tribute dean ML</p><p>4. once won a wrestling tournament in summer camp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...</p><p>GO!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I believe #1 would be&nbsp;correct (given what you say you like in the dirty talk thread).&nbsp; I'll believe #2 because it's perfectly ironic that you spelt bee wrong.&nbsp; I can see you liking to wrestle, so I'll go with #3.</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>K, my turn.</p><p>1. has had really bad diarrhea for the last 2 days</p><p>2. once won the county spelling be</p><p>3. shreds on the dimebag tribute dean ML</p><p>4. once won a wrestling tournament in summer camp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...</p><p>GO!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I believe #1 would be&nbsp;correct (given what you say you like in the dirty talk thread).&nbsp; I'll believe #2 because it's perfectly ironic that you spelt bee wrong.&nbsp; I can see you liking to wrestle, so I'll go with #3.</font></p><p>no, sorrry..</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<img src="http://a888.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_a93fb6c153ad6deef8905ea65796b397.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" />

[EliSnow]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>K, my turn.</p><p>1. has had really bad diarrhea for the last 2 days</p><p>2. once won the county spelling be</p><p>3. shreds on the dimebag tribute dean ML</p><p>4. once won a wrestling tournament in summer camp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...</p><p>GO!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I believe #1 would be&nbsp;correct (given what you say you like in the dirty talk thread).&nbsp; I'll believe #2 because it's perfectly ironic that you spelt bee wrong.&nbsp; I can see you liking to wrestle, so I'll go with #3.</font></p><p>no, sorrry..</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">#2</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

nope, i won the spelling bee and i got a set of encyclopedia brittanicas and $100

[Jujubees2]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>K, my turn.</p><p>1. has had really bad diarrhea for the last 2 days</p><p>2. once won the county spelling be</p><p>3. shreds on the dimebag tribute dean ML</p><p>4. once won a wrestling tournament in summer camp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...</p><p>GO!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I believe #1 would be&nbsp;correct (given what you say you like in the dirty talk thread).&nbsp; I'll believe #2 because it's perfectly ironic that you spelt bee wrong.&nbsp; I can see you liking to wrestle, so I'll go with #3.</font></p><p>no, sorrry..</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">#2</font></p><p><font size="3">#4?</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><p>K, my turn.</p><p>1. has had really bad diarrhea for the last 2 days</p><p>2. once won the county spelling be</p><p>3. shreds on the dimebag tribute dean ML</p><p>4. once won a wrestling tournament in summer camp</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND...</p><p>GO!!</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I believe #1 would be&nbsp;correct (given what you say you like in the dirty talk thread).&nbsp; I'll believe #2 because it's perfectly ironic that you spelt bee wrong.&nbsp; I can see you liking to wrestle, so I'll go with #3.</font></p><p>no, sorrry..</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">#2</font></p><p><font size="3">#4?</font></p><p><img src="http://www.giamusic.com/doit/percussion/images/cowbell.gif" border="0" width="208" height="129" /></p><p>WINNER!! </p><p>i was in the tournament and i hyper extended my elbow, so i did not win. excuse me, i gotta go shit now.</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">BTW, the answer to my last 4 was #1.&nbsp; I never got romantic with my next door neighbor.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I did have a date with Toots Shor's granddaughter, and in college I dated a girl who had interned at Marvel and knew Fabian Necieza(sp?).&nbsp; Fabian created a comic book character, Laura Dunham, based on her.&nbsp; The character was a girlfriend of the superhero Nova in the book New Warriors for a time in the early '90s. </font></p>

[Jujubees2]

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I worked at a sewage treatment plant while in college.</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I was arrested for buying beer in college</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I rode an elephant in Thailand</font></font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I won $1000 once in the lottery</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I worked at a sewage treatment plant while in college.</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I was arrested for buying beer in college</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I rode an elephant in Thailand</font></font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I won $1000 once in the lottery</font></p><p>2</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I worked at a sewage treatment plant while in college.</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I was arrested for buying beer in college</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I rode an elephant in Thailand</font></font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I won $1000 once in the lottery</font></p><p>2</p><p><font size="2">Nah, actually happened.&nbsp; I was 17 when I started college at USC and went to this store down the street to buy a six-pack (the owner would sell to anyone).&nbsp; As I walk in, I see these two guys in suits talking to the owner but, think nothing of it,&nbsp;I grab a six-pack and go to pay.&nbsp; The owner sells it to me and as I walk outside, the two guys follow me and ask me&nbsp;for ID as they flash their badges (they were in the process of writing the owner up for a previous violation).&nbsp; Since I didn't have any ID and was under 17, they had to take me into the station and fill out all the paperwork and call my mother (which&nbsp;was the worst).&nbsp; If I had been 18 all I would have gotten was a ticket.</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I worked at a sewage treatment plant while in college.</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I was arrested for buying beer in college</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I rode an elephant in Thailand</font></font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I won $1000 once in the lottery</font></p><p>2</p><p><font size="2">Nah, actually happened.&nbsp; I was 17 when I started college at USC and went to this store down the street to buy a six-pack (the owner would sell to anyone).&nbsp; As I walk in, I see these two guys in suits talking to the owner but, think nothing of it,&nbsp;I grab a six-pack and go to pay.&nbsp; The owner sells it to me and as I walk outside, the two guys follow me and ask me&nbsp;for ID as they flash their badges (they were in the process of writing the owner up for a previous violation).&nbsp; Since I didn't have any ID and was under 17, they had to take me into the station and fill out all the paperwork and call my mother (which&nbsp;was the worst).&nbsp; If I had been 18 all I would have gotten was a ticket.</font></p><p>dammit! i thought that you would be old enough in college!! damn.</p><p>ok how bout 4?</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">1.<span>&nbsp; </span>I worked at a sewage treatment plant while in college.</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">2.<span>&nbsp; </span>I was arrested for buying beer in college</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">3.<span>&nbsp; </span>I rode an elephant in Thailand</font></font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.25in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">4.<span>&nbsp; </span>I won $1000 once in the lottery</font></p><p>2</p><p><font size="2">Nah, actually happened.&nbsp; I was 17 when I started college at USC and went to this store down the street to buy a six-pack (the owner would sell to anyone).&nbsp; As I walk in, I see these two guys in suits talking to the owner but, think nothing of it,&nbsp;I grab a six-pack and go to pay.&nbsp; The owner sells it to me and as I walk outside, the two guys follow me and ask me&nbsp;for ID as they flash their badges (they were in the process of writing the owner up for a previous violation).&nbsp; Since I didn't have any ID and was under 17, they had to take me into the station and fill out all the paperwork and call my mother (which&nbsp;was the worst).&nbsp; If I had been 18 all I would have gotten was a ticket.</font></p><p>dammit! i thought that you would be old enough in college!! damn.</p><p>ok how bout 4?</p><p><font size="2">Yep.&nbsp; Never won more than about $40 in the lottery.</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

sweet. i give my turn to whoever posts next.

[Knowledged_one]

<p>1.&nbsp; I gave a presentation in college while tripping on acid</p><p>2.&nbsp; I drank so much at my brothers wedding that i kissed the maid of honors b/f a kiss on the lips and dont remember it</p><p>3.&nbsp; I got banned from a bar for leaving in the tip line the following message:&nbsp; Eat a bag of dicks</p><p>4.&nbsp; I have never met a single person on the board and havent listened to R&amp;F since late 2002</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Knowledged_one</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; I gave a presentation in college while tripping on acid</p><p>2.&nbsp; I drank so much at my brothers wedding that i kissed the maid of honors b/f a kiss on the lips and dont remember it</p><p>3.&nbsp; I got banned from a bar for leaving in the tip line the following message:&nbsp; Eat a bag of dicks</p><p>4.&nbsp; I have never met a single person on the board and havent listened to R&amp;F since late 2002</p><p><font size="2">#4 ?</font></p>

[Snoogans]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>well yes #4 is it.</p><p>Adrian Griffin plays for the bulls, the mavs, rockets and the celts</p><p>D.J. Lanning Was a jobber in the WWF in the late 80's</p><p>I did drive from NY to Memphis to watch 311</p><p>&nbsp;Usually I am of the opinion that Adrian Griffin sucks, but I didn't know until know it was because he is always tired since he plays for 4 teams at once </p>

[Knowledged_one]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Knowledged_one</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1.&nbsp; I gave a presentation in college while tripping on acid</p><p>2.&nbsp; I drank so much at my brothers wedding that i kissed the maid of honors b/f a kiss on the lips and dont remember it</p><p>3.&nbsp; I got banned from a bar for leaving in the tip line the following message:&nbsp; Eat a bag of dicks</p><p>4.&nbsp; I have never met a single person on the board and havent listened to R&amp;F since late 2002</p><p><font size="2">#4 ?</font></p><p>Nope</p>

[Friday]

<p>1. I am adopted</p><p>2. I have no relatives who live in the same state as I do.</p><p>3. I had gastric bypass 2 years ago</p><p>4. I have visted 2 continents, at least 8 islands, and all US timezones.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I am adopted</p><p>2. I have no relatives who live in the same state as I do.</p><p>3. I had gastric bypass 2 years ago</p><p>4. I have visted 2 continents, at least 8 islands, and all US timezones.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I say # 2 </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p><strong><font size="2">1.&nbsp; Was so Drunk&nbsp; at a Comedy Show , I out Heckled everyone, ruined a few young comics, and was left a Threatening message from the MC </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">&nbsp;2.&nbsp; Ran on the Field at a Minor League Baseball Game&nbsp; to No Pop at All</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">3. Had a Gun Pulled on Me </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">4.&nbsp; Saw former Acquintance (fringe friend) holding hands with another guy,&nbsp; we he noticed me , he tried to hide and walked faster</font></strong></p>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>NOt for nothing but you dont do a new list till you are right on what the lie is</p><p>In your case its #2 i bet</p>

[foodcourtdruide]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>1. I am adopted</p><p>2. I have no relatives who live in the same state as I do.</p><p>3. I had gastric bypass 2 years ago</p><p>4. I have visted 2 continents, at least 8 islands, and all US timezones.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I say 4 and the lie is you've never been to mountain!</p>

[Friday]

<p>You phuckers are all wrong.</p><p>The LIE is # 3 - I never had Gastric Bypass.&nbsp; I lost the weight the old fashioned way - by WORKING AT IT.&nbsp; No lazy-person diet for me!</p><p>All others are the TRUTH!&nbsp; wheeee</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="2">1.&nbsp; Was so Drunk&nbsp; at a Comedy Show , I out Heckled everyone, ruined a few young comics, and was left a Threatening message from the MC </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">&nbsp;2.&nbsp; Ran on the Field at a Minor League Baseball Game&nbsp; to No Pop at All</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">3. Had a Gun Pulled on Me </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">4.&nbsp; Saw former Acquintance (fringe friend) holding hands with another guy,&nbsp; we he noticed me , he tried to hide and walked faster</font></strong></p><p><font size="2">#4</font></p>

[AngelAmy]

is it sad that for like 3 days now I've been trying to figure out some stuff about me to post in this thread and I can't come up with anything. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

[Knowledged_one]

<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />is it sad that for like 3 days now I've been trying to figure out some stuff about me to post in this thread and I can't come up with anything. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> <p>awww come on amy you can do just about anything, it doesnt have to be shocking or anything</p><p>Plus we need some new blood to play the bestest game this side of the PAYT</p>

[Jughead]

<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />is it sad that for like 3 days now I've been trying to figure out some stuff about me to post in this thread and I can't come up with anything. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /><p>&nbsp;Come on Amy..Give us 4...</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>ok I'll go:</p><p>1. I was dunked on by Kerry Kittles at Darlington Park in Mahwah</p><p>2.I watched Phil Simms curse out his dry cleaner for 2 straight minutes for bringing him the wrong shirts back, then turned back to me as if he was never mad and gave me a 25 dollar tip</p><p>3. I once smoked 4 blunts in under an hour</p><p>4. One time, I was driving in a 40 MPH zone behind a friend of mine who was purposely going 27 to piss me off. So I inced up against his bumper and them pushed his car up to 45 MPH&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ok I'll go:</p><p>1. I was dunked on by Kerry Kittles at Darlington Park in Mahwah</p><p>2.I watched Phil Simms curse out his dry cleaner for 2 straight minutes for bringing him the wrong shirts back, then turned back to me as if he was never mad and gave me a 25 dollar tip</p><p>3. I once smoked 4 blunts in under an hour</p><p>4. One time, I was driving in a 40 MPH zone behind a friend of mine who was purposely going 27 to piss me off. So I inced up against his bumper and them pushed his car up to 45 MPH&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">#2.&nbsp; I can't see Phil getting that pissed off.</font></p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ok I'll go:</p><p>1. I was dunked on by Kerry Kittles at Darlington Park in Mahwah</p><p>2.I watched Phil Simms curse out his dry cleaner for 2 straight minutes for bringing him the wrong shirts back, then turned back to me as if he was never mad and gave me a 25 dollar tip</p><p>3. I once smoked 4 blunts in under an hour</p><p>4. One time, I was driving in a 40 MPH zone behind a friend of mine who was purposely going 27 to piss me off. So I inced up against his bumper and them pushed his car up to 45 MPH </p><p>&nbsp;3.&nbsp; impossible!</p>

[hedges]

2

[foodcourtdruide]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ok I'll go:</p><p>1. I was dunked on by Kerry Kittles at Darlington Park in Mahwah</p><p>2.I watched Phil Simms curse out his dry cleaner for 2 straight minutes for bringing him the wrong shirts back, then turned back to me as if he was never mad and gave me a 25 dollar tip</p><p>3. I once smoked 4 blunts in under an hour</p><p>4. One time, I was driving in a 40 MPH zone behind a friend of mine who was purposely going 27 to piss me off. So I inced up against his bumper and them pushed his car up to 45 MPH&nbsp;</p><p>2</p>

[Snoogans]

<p>The correct answer is actually 3. And not cause it's impossible, but just a dumb waste of money.</p><p>1. Kittles and some buddy of his showed up at the court and asked if we wanted to play 2 on 2, i was with a friend. We said ok thinkin it would just be goofin around.&nbsp; Next thing I know, Kittles is posting me up and pullin reverse dunks and shit. I'm like 5'8, i think he is 6'6 and he was acting like he just lit up Bruce Bowen or something. </p><p>2. Apparently, this was a continuing theme that they brought him the wrong shirts. Cause he looked at the door and just was like &quot;Goddammit, the fuckin dry cleaner brought the wrong fuckin shirts again. Un FUCKIN believable&quot; then turned to me completely happy and smile on his face and was the most polite guy who i ever delivered to. It blew my mind.</p><p>4. I don't really think I need to explain that one.&nbsp;</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>King Hippo's Bandaid</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="2">1.&nbsp; Was so Drunk&nbsp; at a Comedy Show , I out Heckled everyone, ruined a few young comics, and was left a Threatening message from the MC </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">&nbsp;2.&nbsp; Ran on the Field at a Minor League Baseball Game&nbsp; to No Pop at All</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">3. Had a Gun Pulled on Me </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">4.&nbsp; Saw former Acquintance (fringe friend) holding hands with another guy,&nbsp; we he noticed me , he tried to hide and walked faster</font></strong></p><p><font size="2">#4</font></p><p>Correct</p>

[hedges]

let me give this a go:

1. In college, I could shotgun a beer in about a second.

2. I shared a beer with Muddy Water's original guitarist, Jimmy Rogers.

3. I eat a quad-stacker king size value meal from BK at least twice a week.

4. I play drums and harmonica.

[Snoogans]

<strong>hedges</strong> wrote:<br />let me give this a go: 1. In college, I could shotgun a beer in about a second. 2. I shared a beer with Muddy Water's original guitarist, Jimmy Rogers. 3. I eat a quad-stacker king size value meal from BK at least twice a week. 4. I play drums and harmonica. <p>&nbsp;3</p>

[hedges]

You nailed it Snoogans.

[Snoogans]

yea not really tough, cause you would either be dead or too fat to do any of the other shit

[Gvac]

<p>I'll give it a go...</p><p>1) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Dallas&quot;</p><p>2) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Miami Vice&quot;</p><p>3) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Silver Spoons&quot;</p><p>4) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Northern Exposure&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Snoogans]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll give it a go...</p><p>1) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Dallas&quot;</p><p>2) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Miami Vice&quot;</p><p>3) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Silver Spoons&quot;</p><p>4) I have never seen a single episode of &quot;Northern Exposure&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;i've honestly never seen a single episode of any of them, but ill guess 4</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Fuckin' Snoogans.</p><p>What are you, psychic?</p><p>Prick.</p><p>I knew I shouldn't have played. &nbsp;</p>

[hedges]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br>yea not really tough, cause you would either be dead or too fat to do any of the other shit<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

yeah, your right

[hedges]

2 ; darn my computer was too slow

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by hedges on 3-14-07 @ 9:17 PM</span>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>OK</p><p>1.&nbsp; I used to hate Opie and Anthony and champion the cause of Don and Mike</p><p>2.&nbsp; I now love listening to Opie and Anthony and could care less about Don and Mike</p><p>3.&nbsp; I have lived in California</p><p>4.&nbsp; I have worked in Georgia for 3 days before losing my job because of a incorrect drug test&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Knowledged_one</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OK</p><p>1.&nbsp; I used to hate Opie and Anthony and champion the cause of Don and Mike</p><p>2.&nbsp; I now love listening to Opie and Anthony and could care less about Don and Mike</p><p>3.&nbsp; I have lived in California</p><p>4.&nbsp; I have worked in Georgia for 3 days before losing my job because of a incorrect drug test&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">I'll go with #2</font></p>

[Knowledged_one]

<p>Nope</p><p>i am a good liar&nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">#3</font>

[Knowledged_one]

yup, you are a good lie detector

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Okay, since I go that one, I'll throw out some more for me:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#1 - I'm 5'8&quot;&nbsp;</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#2 - I've been in a police lineup.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#3 - I used to own a shotgun.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#5 - Back in college, I was caught by the police while streaking naked across campus.</font></p>

[hedges]

1

[Jujubees2]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Okay, since I go that one, I'll throw out some more for me:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#1 - I'm 5'8&quot;&nbsp;</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#2 - I've been in a police lineup.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#3 - I used to own a shotgun.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">#5 - Back in college, I was caught by the police while streaking naked across campus.</font></p><p>#5</p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">#1 is correct.</font>

[Yerdaddy]

1. I wear skirts.

2. I hang out with ladyboys.

3. Mojo gave me "the signal" in the WJFK bathroom.

4. I have sex with women.

[Jujubees2]

1. I wear skirts.

2. I hang out with ladyboys.

3. Mojo gave me "the signal" in the WJFK bathroom.

4. I have sex with women.

#2

[King Hippos Bandaid]

1. I wear skirts.

2. I hang out with ladyboys.

3. Mojo gave me "the signal" in the WJFK bathroom.

4. I have sex with women.

3

[Yerdaddy]

3

Booyah! NOBODY'S ever seen Mojo!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Booyah! NOBODY'S ever seen Mojo!

mojo is like the Wizard from Wizard of Oz

[PapaBear]

Hippo took too long to put his up, so here I go.

1. I've had assault charges against me dismissed in court... TWICE.
2. I've never been west of Pensacola, Fla.
3. As a bartender, I went home with a girl I didn't know, after she handed me a note asking if I would go home with a stranger.
4. Once had the autographs of Mikey Mantle and Johnny Unitas.

[RodneyHarrison]

I took steroids

I took HGH

I took speed

My name is Steve

[RonMexico]

I hung a dog

I strangled a dog

I drown a dog

I dont have herpes

[BillBelichick]

I will win the Super Bowl

I will win the Super Bowl

I will win the Super Bowl

I am not a transvestite

[RodneyHarrison]

I will win the Super Bowl

I will win the Super Bowl

I will win the Super Bowl

I am not a transvestite

Rodney Harrison guarantee it coach. Inspite of the faggots on the team

[RodneyHarrison]

I hung a dog

I strangled a dog

I drown a dog

I dont have herpes

you didnt tell the feds nothing bout Rodney Harrison, right?

[TeeBone]

1. I play guitar and used to be in a band.
2. I was kicked out of kindergarten for eating the Principal's surprise birthday cake.
3. I spent the summer after college, traveling around Asia.
4. I wrote, directed and filmed a movie in college for my final project in a film-series