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Fat_Sunny
03-11-2007, 12:44 PM
<p><font size="2">Fat Came Across This Quiz Which Is Supposed To Rate You On The Liberal/Conservative Spectrum, And Then Match You Up With A Politician.</font></p><p><font size="2">It Is Borderline Lame, But As Fat's Result Of 29 Matched Him Up With Jack Kemp, He's Happy.&nbsp; Here Is The Quiz:</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><a href="http://franz.org/quiz.htm"><font size="2">http://franz.org/quiz.htm</font></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">And, Oh Yeah, Fat Does Trust The Post Office More Than The Pentagon!</font></p><p><font size="2">What's Your Score, And Do You Think It Is Close To&nbsp;Reality?</font>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

Death Metal Moe
03-11-2007, 12:49 PM
Wow, I got a 21.&nbsp; This test put me a little more middle of the road then I expected.

epo
03-11-2007, 12:56 PM
<p>I got a 7.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/jpeg/tedkennedy.jpg" border="0" width="252" height="310" /></p><p>You are right Uncle Teddy...the dream will never die.</p>

lleeder
03-11-2007, 12:59 PM
<font size="3">I got a 21 too</font>

Kevin
03-11-2007, 01:00 PM
14

Jujubees2
03-11-2007, 01:01 PM
<p>EPO<font size="2">,</font></p><p><font size="2">I'm with you.&nbsp; A seven.&nbsp; Puts&nbsp;me right between Ted and Jesse!</font></p>

DonInNC
03-11-2007, 01:02 PM
I'm a 12, between the Clintons. That's about right philosophically, although I shudder at the thought of being there physically.

HBox
03-11-2007, 01:04 PM
<p>[color=navy]<font size="2">I do not like that quiz. Not that any of them are great but this one seems to play way too much on extreme stereotypes.</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;So, do you want to give bags of money to welfare queens or let children starve to death in the streets?&quot;</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 3-11-07 @ 5:05 PM</span>

MHasegawa
03-11-2007, 01:09 PM
16 one past bubba

epo
03-11-2007, 01:10 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I do not like that quiz. Not that any of them are great but this one seems to play way too much on extreme stereotypes.</font></font><font color="#000080"> <p><font size="2">&quot;So, do you want to give bags of money to welfare queens or let children starve to death in the streets?&quot;</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by HBox on 3-11-07 @ 5:05 PM</span> <p>I agree with you HBox.&nbsp; The one that pissed me off was #10 about curbing violence with either: gun control or jail.&nbsp; I was looking for the OTHER box.</p></font>

Fez4PrezN2008
03-11-2007, 01:13 PM
17, hello Colin Powell.

Fat_Sunny
03-11-2007, 01:29 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I do not like that quiz. Not that any of them are great but this one seems to play way too much on extreme stereotypes.</font></font><font color="#000080"> <p><font size="2">&quot;So, do you want to give bags of money to welfare queens or let children starve to death in the streets?&quot;</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by HBox on 3-11-07 @ 5:05 PM</span> <p><font size="2" color="#000000">What A Freaking Baby You Are.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2" color="#000000">Fat Can Tell You That You Would Have Scored &quot;ZERO&quot;.&nbsp; Only An Out And Out 100% Liberal Could Be So Devoid Of Any Sense Of Fun.</font></p></font>

SarahImpact
03-11-2007, 01:36 PM
I got a 24... which kind of surprised me.

oh_kee_pa
03-11-2007, 01:39 PM
i scored a 10, which shocked me becuase i definetly feel like i am more in the middle.... interesting, i feel like i should protest something now

Bob Impact
03-11-2007, 01:46 PM
31

K.C.
03-11-2007, 01:47 PM
<p>I ended up&nbsp;with a 10 which pegs me as Hillary Clinton.</p><p>I think the quiz was weak, though...far too black and white on the answers...it was easy to tell what would be calculated as a conservative answer and what as a liberal. </p><p>In real life, I'm probably overall left of the Clintons, but I'm all over the map on many issues. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by K.C. on 3-11-07 @ 5:48 PM</span>

Kevin
03-11-2007, 01:48 PM
<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />31&nbsp;Who cares... How much did Sarah get??&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

bigtim666
03-11-2007, 01:50 PM
i am a 14 but i am more liberal then this quiz i guess

Bob Impact
03-11-2007, 01:51 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />31 Who cares... How much did Sarah get?? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Read the thread.&nbsp; Butthead.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry to be so hurtful.&nbsp;</p>

Kevin
03-11-2007, 01:52 PM
<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />31 Who cares... How much did Sarah get?? <p>&nbsp;</p><p> Read the thread. Butthead.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry to be so hurtful. </p><p>&nbsp;No your not</p>

TheMojoPin
03-11-2007, 01:52 PM
<p>That quiz was WAY too broad in its very limited questions.</p><p>I know it's fucked up because I got a 12 and there's no way I'm in the double digits as a Lucy Lefty.</p>

phixion
03-11-2007, 01:53 PM
<font size="2" color="#000000">Fat Can Tell You That You Would Have Scored &quot;ZERO&quot;.&nbsp; Only An Out And Out 100% Liberal Could Be So Devoid Of Any Sense Of Fun.</font><font size="2" color="#000000"> <p><font size="1">do urself a favor and compare the colbert report and fox news upcoming comedy half hour and tell me which one is completely devoid of fun. thank u.</font></p></font>

TheMojoPin
03-11-2007, 01:57 PM
<strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Fat's Result Of 29 Matched Him Up With Jack Shit</font> </p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>Fixed.</p>

Fat_Sunny
03-11-2007, 01:58 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">That quiz was WAY too broad in its very limited questions.</font></p><p>I know it's fucked up because I got a 12 and there's no way I'm in the double digits as a Lucy Lefty.</p><p><font size="2">It's A &quot;Quick And Dirty&quot; Little Survey, Dillweed, Not The SAT's!</font></p><p><font size="2">Fat Thinks It Got Most People Pretty Much In The Right <strong><em>RANGE</em></strong>.</font></p><p><font size="2">You Ended Up As Hilary Clinton.&nbsp; She's Practically A Commie In Fat's Book.&nbsp; What More Could You Ask For?</font></p>

TheMojoPin
03-11-2007, 01:59 PM
<strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">That quiz was WAY too broad in its very limited questions.</font></p><p>I know it's fucked up because I got a 12 and there's no way I'm in the double digits as a Lucy Lefty.</p><p><font size="2">It's A &quot;Quick And Dirty&quot; Little Survey, Dillweed, Not The SAT's!</font></p><p><font size="2">Fat Thinks It Got Most People Pretty Much In The Right <strong><em>RANGE</em></strong>.</font></p><p><font size="2">You Ended Up As Hilary Clinton.&nbsp; She's Practically A Commie In Fat's Book.&nbsp; What More Could You Ask For?</font></p><p>I'm WAY more decisively pinko than Hillary.&nbsp; I'm insulted.</p>

HBox
03-11-2007, 01:59 PM
<strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I do not like that quiz. Not that any of them are great but this one seems to play way too much on extreme stereotypes.</font></font><font color="#000080"> <p><font size="2">&quot;So, do you want to give bags of money to welfare queens or let children starve to death in the streets?&quot;</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by HBox on 3-11-07 @ 5:05 PM</span> <p><font size="2" color="#000000">What A Freaking Baby You Are. </font></p><p><font size="2" color="#000000">Fat Can Tell You That You Would Have Scored &quot;ZERO&quot;. Only An Out And Out 100% Liberal Could Be So Devoid Of Any Sense Of Fun.</font></p></font><p>So taking online political tests is your idea of fun? Even for a board character you are a loser. </p>

Kevin
03-11-2007, 01:59 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Fat's Result Of 29 Matched Him Up With Jack Shit</font> </p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>Fixed.</p><p><strong><font size="6">Maybe</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">The</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Dingo</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Ate</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Your</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Results</font></strong></p>

TheMojoPin
03-11-2007, 02:04 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Fat's Result Of 29 Matched Him Up With Jack Shit</font> </p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>Fixed.</p><p><strong><font size="6">Maybe</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">The</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Dingo</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Ate</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Your</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="6">Results</font></strong></p><p>FUCK ME!!!</p><p>I hate it when people steal my stolen bit and do it better than me.</p><p>Nice.</p>

narc
03-11-2007, 02:04 PM
<p>25, which is about right. </p><p>It was a little too black and white but it's hard to capture the subtle nuances of ideological thought in a stupid little internet quiz. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Fat_Sunny
03-11-2007, 02:07 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">So taking online political tests is your idea of fun? Even for a board character you are a loser.</font></font> <p><font size="2">You Just Proved Fat's Point With That Comment.&nbsp; You Take Yourself So Seriously That You Boycott A Silly Little Survey Rather Than Play Along.&nbsp; What Has Life Done To You To Make You So Bitter?</font></p>

cougarjake13
03-11-2007, 02:56 PM
20

Bulldogcakes
03-11-2007, 03:09 PM
<p>Before I took the test, I would have glady told you I am a Jack Kemp conservative. I scored a 31. </p><p>BTW-Those choices were hideous on almost every question. &nbsp;</p>

sr71blackbird
03-11-2007, 04:01 PM
<p>29</p><p><img src="http://franz.org/jkemp.gif" border="0" width="55" height="70" /> &lt;&nbsp; I dont know who this is though&nbsp;</p>

sr71blackbird
03-11-2007, 04:03 PM
By the way, look at Fat getting all uppidy!

HBox
03-11-2007, 04:12 PM
<strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">So taking online political tests is your idea of fun? Even for a board character you are a loser.</font></font> <p><font size="2">You Just Proved Fat's Point With That Comment. You Take Yourself So Seriously That You Boycott A Silly Little Survey Rather Than Play Along. What Has Life Done To You To Make You So Bitter?</font></p><p>HBox Gets Your Point. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /> [color=yellow]HBox Has Been Too Much Of A Sourpuss. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /> [color=red]HBox Needs To Take A Drill To His Skull And Get Himself Retarded So He Can Enjoy All These New Fucking Retarded Threads Started By Braindead Board Character Trolls Like Yourself! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> [color=black]It's Not As If HBox Remembers Anyone Posting These Stupid Polls Before! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> [color=green] Gee Gosh Golly Darn!!!!!!&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you are so fucking interested I got a 12.</p>

Bob Impact
03-11-2007, 04:15 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">So taking online political tests is your idea of fun? Even for a board character you are a loser.</font></font> <p><font size="2">You Just Proved Fat's Point With That Comment. You Take Yourself So Seriously That You Boycott A Silly Little Survey Rather Than Play Along. What Has Life Done To You To Make You So Bitter?</font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">HBox Gets Your Point. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /> <font color="Yellow">HBox Has Been Too Much Of A Sourpuss. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /> <font color="Red">HBox Needs To Take A Drill To His Skull And Get Himself Retarded So He Can Enjoy All These New Fucking Retarded Threads Started By Braindead Board Character Trolls Like Yourself! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> <font color="Black">It's Not As If HBox Remembers Anyone Posting These Stupid Polls Before! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> <font color="Green"> Gee Gosh Golly Darn!!!!!!</font></font> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" /></font></font></font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2"><font color="Yellow"><font color="Red">&nbsp;</font></font></font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2"><font color="Yellow"><font color="Red">If you are so fucking interested I got a 12.</font></font></font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2"><font color="Yellow"><font color="Red">&nbsp;Wow, Bob thinks HBox is a little sick of Fat Sunny. </font></font></font></font></p>

Enabler
03-11-2007, 04:16 PM
11...surprised i wasnt more in the middle

WhistlePig
03-11-2007, 04:28 PM
25

Gvac
03-11-2007, 04:34 PM
<p>20....right in line with Colin Powell.</p><p><img src="http://franz.org/cpowell.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

CaptClown
03-11-2007, 04:36 PM
24.

Landblast
03-11-2007, 04:37 PM
<p>8. </p><p>In question 24 they spelled Woman with an a. Kinda blew it for me. </p>

keithy_19
03-11-2007, 04:54 PM
21. I wasn't shocked about it though. I have a lot of core conservative beliefs but I don't follow the party line by any stretch of the imagination.

Badinia
03-11-2007, 05:08 PM
7, but I kind of knew that's where&nbsp;I was.&nbsp; I ride a bike to work and don't eat animals.

Cleophus James
03-11-2007, 05:09 PM
<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I do not like that quiz. Not that any of them are great but this one seems to play way too much on extreme stereotypes.</font></font><font color="#000080"> <p><font size="2">&quot;So, do you want to give bags of money to welfare queens or let children starve to death in the streets?&quot;</font></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by HBox on 3-11-07 @ 5:05 PM</span> </font>Not in the streets.&nbsp; 22 bye the way &nbsp;&nbsp;

razorboy
03-11-2007, 05:40 PM
Lucky seven. Not a big surprise.

waltermitty
03-11-2007, 05:50 PM
<font size="3">17... Which is about right...<br /></font>

furie
03-11-2007, 05:51 PM
I got a 21

Yerdaddy
03-11-2007, 06:22 PM
<p>I got a D+. Wow! If this were Yale Law School I could be president! Well... If my daddy were president first that is.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 3-11-07 @ 10:23 PM</span>

Fat_Sunny
03-11-2007, 06:34 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2"><font color="#ffff00"><font color="#ff0000"><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">If you are so fucking interested I got a 12.</font></p><p><font color="#000000">That's More Like It!</font></p><p><font color="#000000">What Do You Say, <strong><em>Best Friends Forever</em></strong>?</font></p><p><font size="1" color="#000000"></font></p></font></font></font></font>

PapaBear
03-11-2007, 06:45 PM
<p>14</p>

foodcourtdruide
03-11-2007, 06:56 PM
<p>I got a 10, but I think the questions are a bit too broad.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

MrPink
03-11-2007, 07:09 PM
I got a 33. That puts me with Bob Dole. The questions were kind of fucked up. Some of them had 2 answers and I didn't like any of them. I don't even know where being libertarian puts me on that scale.

badorties
03-11-2007, 07:54 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>fifteen ...</p>

legroommusic
03-11-2007, 08:10 PM
I got a 32, but I do get along with alot of liberals. I think the test was a bit biased and that mutiple choice questions followed by a number rating can't give you an accurate description of someone's politics. I bet that '''d know what answers to pick to get close to a zero.

legroommusic
03-11-2007, 08:16 PM
i took it again and got a 5. i didn't even look at the questions.

JPMNICK
03-11-2007, 08:50 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>20....right in line with Colin Powell.</p><p><img src="http://franz.org/cpowell.gif" border="0" width="55" height="70" />&nbsp;</p><p>exactly my score. I was suprised I was not closer to 30, i consider myself more right leaning, until we start getting into abortion, unions, and taxing the wealthy did i realize how middle of the road I really am. </p>

PapaBear
03-11-2007, 09:24 PM
<strong>legroommusic</strong> wrote:<br />i took it again and got a 5. i didn't even look at the questions. <p>I just performed a semi scientific coin flipping version of this test. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">I came up with 21</font>.</p><p>For anyone who wants to vote, but doesn't really have an opinion, you may want to keep this in mind.</p><p>For the record, the test rules were...</p><p>1: On questions where there were two choices, &quot;heads&quot; went to the choice on top.</p><p>2: When there were three choices, and the third was &quot;both or neither&quot; I used rule number 1.</p><p>3. On the questions where you could pick multiple answers, &quot;heads&quot; was checked and &quot;tails&quot; was left blank.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*edit*</p><p>I tried it again, but this time I used an online random number generator. The generator picked numbers between 0 and 30. I used the same rules as the coin test. In this one, an even number represented &quot;heads&quot;. An odd number represented &quot;tails&quot;. The result...</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">I came up with 21</font>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My conclusion...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Though this test probably isn't accurate for figuring out if you are Democrat or Republican, the &quot;random&quot; version is probably accurate for how people (who don't really have opinions of their own, but still go to the polls) tend to vote in elections.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 3-12-07 @ 2:04 AM</span>

ralphbxny
03-11-2007, 09:35 PM
<p>11 but i also thought the questions were too broad. Thought id be in the middle.</p>

spoon
03-11-2007, 11:17 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">So taking online political tests is your idea of fun? Even for a board character you are a loser.</font></font> <p><font size="2">You Just Proved Fat's Point With That Comment. You Take Yourself So Seriously That You Boycott A Silly Little Survey Rather Than Play Along. What Has Life Done To You To Make You So Bitter?</font></p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">HBox Gets Your Point. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /> <font color="#ffff00">HBox Has Been Too Much Of A Sourpuss. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> <font color="#ff0000">HBox Needs To Take A Drill To His Skull And Get Himself Retarded So He Can Enjoy All These New Fucking Retarded Threads Started By Braindead Board Character Trolls Like Yourself! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /> <font color="#000000">It's Not As If HBox Remembers Anyone Posting These Stupid Polls Before! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> <font color="#008000">Gee Gosh Golly Darn!!!!!!</font></font>&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></font></font></font></font><font color="#000080"><font size="2"><font color="#ffff00"><font color="#ff0000"> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you are so fucking interested I got a 12.</p><p><font color="#000000">Wow, spoony is loving the new Hbox.&nbsp; Suck it Fatty, boxy H is back and better then ever!</font></p></font></font></font></font>

spoon
03-11-2007, 11:22 PM
<p>Oh and I scored a Dan Fouts!!</p><p><img src="http://www.go4thestars.com/3503df.JPG" border="0" width="288" height="360" /></p>

narc
03-11-2007, 11:23 PM
<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />25<p>&nbsp;I love you WP. </p>

KennethC
03-12-2007, 07:02 AM
<p>I scored an 8.</p><p>I've taken some pretty stupid online tests in my day, but this one took the Tastykake. It's painfully obvious that this test is designed to prove that folks are more conservative than they think they are. A particular gem was question 24:</p><p><strong>24. Woman and racial minorities should be given preferences in hiring until we achieve true gender and racial equality in America.</strong></p><p>What a ridiculously&nbsp;ham-fisted reading of affirmative action. Of course I said yes out of spite.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Fat_Sunny
03-12-2007, 07:21 AM
<strong>KennethC</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I scored an 8.</p><p>I've taken some pretty stupid online tests in my day, but this one took the Tastykake. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">It's painfully obvious that this test is designed to prove that folks are more conservative than they think they are.</font> A particular gem was question 24:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Hmmm....Many Of Us On The &quot;Right&quot; Were Surprised That Our Scores Were Not Higher (More Conservative).&nbsp; Fat Thinks This Survey Skewed People Toward The <strong>MIDDLE</strong>!</font></p>

A.J.
03-12-2007, 07:30 AM
<strong>epo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/jpeg/tedkennedy.jpg" border="0" width="252" height="310" /></p><p>You are right Uncle Teddy...the dream will never die. </p><p>Unless the dream happens to be a passenger in Uncle Teddy's car.</p><p>Oh, and I got a 30.</p>

Dougie Brootal
03-12-2007, 07:37 AM
i got a 17. between bill clinton and colin powell. seems right to me.

Yerdaddy
03-12-2007, 08:03 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Oh, and I got a 30.</p><p>JESUS! </p>

A.J.
03-12-2007, 08:06 AM
Well, as others have said the questions were too broad.&nbsp; Most of my responses were no to the government program/spending questions.

Dan 'Hampton
03-12-2007, 10:19 AM
26.&nbsp; I found myself making decisions that I don't think i've actually every thought I agreed with.

AKA
03-12-2007, 11:12 AM
<p>That is the WORST quiz.</p><p>This one is much better, and allows for more shades&nbsp;- <strong><a href="http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html">World's Smallest Political Quiz</a></strong></p>

nate1000
03-12-2007, 11:28 AM
<p><font color="#000000">&quot;A young man who is not a liberal, has no heart...<br />...but an old man who is not a conservative, has no mind!&quot;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>25- I guess I'm starting to figure it out.</p>

ChimneyFish
03-12-2007, 12:08 PM
<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That is the WORST quiz.</p><p>This one is much better, and allows for more shades&nbsp;- <strong><a href="http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html">World's Smallest Political Quiz</a></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">On the first quiz I got a 14, which is a little more liberal than I consider myself.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I love the &quot;who do you trust - pro athletes or team owners????&quot;</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I understand the reasoning behind the question, but that's just stupid.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">On AKA's quiz I'm a &quot;centerist&quot; leaning on the Libertarian side.</font></em></strong></p>

shittyhambrgers
03-12-2007, 12:32 PM
lucky 13... between <img src="http://franz.org/hclinton.gif" border="0" width="55" height="70" /> and <img src="http://franz.org/bclinton.gif" border="0" width="55" height="68" /> -- pretty accurate.

pennington
03-12-2007, 12:44 PM
29. The more distance between me and Kennedy the better.

badmonkey
03-12-2007, 03:11 PM
<p>I found this one awhile back.&nbsp; It gives the overall percentage and breaks it down into social, personal responsibility, fiscal, ethics, and defense and crime. &nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorconservativeareyouquiz/">http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorconservativeareyouquiz/</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Last time I took it I got </p><p><strong>Overall:</strong>&nbsp; 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal</p><p><strong>Social Issues:</strong>&nbsp; 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal</p><p><strong>Personal Responsibility:</strong>&nbsp; 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal</p><p><strong>Fiscal issues:</strong> 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal</p><p><strong>Ethics: </strong>25% Conservative, 75% Liberal</p><p><strong>Defense and Crime:</strong> 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

AgnosticJihad
03-13-2007, 10:55 AM
I got an 8, right inbetween Hillary and Ted Kennedy. Interestingly, I think both Kennedy and Clinton are scum. I loved the question &quot;Who do you trust more, the CIA or the Peace Corps? I mean, what is there not to trust about the Peace Corps&nbsp;and what is there to trust about a spying organization that carries out coups and assassinations?

Dougie Brootal
03-13-2007, 11:00 AM
<strong>AKA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That is the WORST quiz.</p><p>This one is much better, and allows for more shades&nbsp;- <strong><a href="http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html">World's Smallest Political Quiz</a></strong></p><p style="margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3" color="#669900"><strong>ACCORDING TO YOUR ANSWERS,</strong></font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><em><strong><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="5" color="#669900">The</font></strong></em><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="5" color="#669900"><em><strong> political description that <br />fits you best is...</strong></em></font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1" color="#ffffff">.</font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px" align="center"><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="1"><strong><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color="#cc0000"><span style="background-color: #ffff00"></span></font></strong></font><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="6"><strong><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="7" color="#cc0000"><span style="background-color: #ffff00">LIBERTARIAN</span></font></strong></font></p><p style="margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3" color="#cc0000"><strong>LIBERTARIANS</strong></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">&nbsp;support maximum liberty in both personal and </font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">economic matters. They advocate a <em>much</em> smaller government; one</font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.</font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose</font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate</font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px" align="center"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3">diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties.</font></p><p align="center"><strong><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">The <font color="#cc0000">RED DOT</font> on the Chart shows where you fit on the political map.</font></strong></p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Your <font color="#cc0000"><strong>PERSONAL</strong></font> issues Score is <strong>80%</strong>. <br />Your <strong><font color="#cc0000">ECONOMIC</font></strong> issues Score is <strong>80%</strong>. <br /><em><font size="1">(Please note: Scores falling on the Centrist border are counted as Centrist.) </font></em></font></p><p style="margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><em><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="4" color="#cc0000">.................................................. ....................</font></em><br /><br /><font size="5" color="#ffff00"><span style="background-color: #cc0033"><strong>9,145,078</strong></span></font></font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font size="1" color="#ffffff">.</font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="3"><strong style="font-weight: 400">THAT'S HOW MANY TIMES THE QUIZ<br />HAS BEEN TAKEN SO FAR.</strong></font></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-ser

EliSnow
03-13-2007, 11:05 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I got a 14.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">A number of the questions were ridiculously phrased etc., but one question leads me to this question:&nbsp; can anyone really provide a historical basis for why Reagan is a better president than FDR? </font></p>

BrooklynKat
03-13-2007, 11:07 AM
<p>I got a 7. </p><p>I've always wanted to be the meat in a Kennedy/Clinton sandwich! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Fat_Sunny
03-13-2007, 11:09 AM
<font size="2">Geez Douggrasso, It Looks Like You Took A Page From Busybeeman...And Fat Means A FULL Page!</font>

NewYorkDragons80
03-13-2007, 12:29 PM
24, but way too many stereotypes at play there.

RoseBlood
03-13-2007, 12:51 PM
I scored 13 and Liberal on the other questionnaire, lower than I expected.. silly internet quizzes&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

TheMojoPin
03-13-2007, 12:59 PM
I scored waaaaaaay to the left on that 2nd quiz, like 90 out of 100 liberal points.

torker
03-13-2007, 01:22 PM
18.&nbsp; I'm a fucking&nbsp;commie and I didn't even know it.

Bulldogcakes
03-13-2007, 02:36 PM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><br /><em><strong><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="5" color="#669900">How People Have Scored</font></strong></em></font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong style="background-color: #999999">Centrist</strong><span style="background-color: #999999"> 33.48 %</span> </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Right (Conservative)</strong> 8.86 % </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong style="background-color: #999999">Libertarian</strong><span style="background-color: #999999"> 32.61 %</span> </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Left (Liberal)</strong> 17.14 % </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Statist (Big Government)</strong> 7.90 % </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is something I've always suspected, and one of the great tragedies of American politics. Most of the country is Libertarian to Centrist, and yet we are constantly choosing between candidates to the Left and the Right of the public. I've seen other similar polls, and it tells you there's a huge opportunity for a 3rd party (or 4th) if someone could ever build one that could win elections. Unlike the Libertarian party of today. &nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

MrPink
03-13-2007, 02:56 PM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I got a 14. </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">A number of the questions were ridiculously phrased etc., but one question leads me to this question: can anyone really provide a historical basis for why Reagan is a better president than FDR? </font></p><p>&nbsp;Better music during the Reagan years. </p>

KennethC
03-13-2007, 03:10 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote: <p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><br /><em><strong><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="5" color="#669900">How People Have Scored</font></strong></em></font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong style="background-color: #999999">Centrist</strong><span style="background-color: #999999"> 33.48 %</span> </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Right (Conservative)</strong> 8.86 % </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong style="background-color: #999999">Libertarian</strong><span style="background-color: #999999"> 32.61 %</span> </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Left (Liberal)</strong> 17.14 % </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px" align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong>Statist (Big Government)</strong> 7.90 % </font></p><hr width="50%" size="1" noshade="true" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is something I've always suspected, and one of the great tragedies of American politics. Most of the country is Libertarian to Centrist, and yet we are constantly choosing between candidates to the Left and the Right of the public. I've seen other similar polls, and it tells you there's a huge opportunity for a 3rd party (or 4th) if someone could ever build one that could win elections. Unlike the Libertarian party of today. &nbsp; &nbsp;</p><p>While I'll agree that most Americans have a libertarian bent, I wouldn't take that percentage too seriously. The Worlds Smallest Political Test was created by the Libertarian party - so it asks leading questions that skew the results. </p><p>That being said, I do think it presents a more nuanced and useful spectrum. For instance, I'm a pretty&nbsp;strident leftist, but I also believe in de-centralized, smaller&nbsp;government. </p>

HBox
03-13-2007, 03:14 PM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I got a 14. </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">A number of the questions were ridiculously phrased etc., but one question leads me to this question: can anyone really provide a historical basis for why Reagan is a better president than FDR? </font></p><p>There are plenty of people out there who cannot wait to shit all over the New Deal.<br /> </p>

led37zep
03-13-2007, 03:25 PM
I'm a 29.&nbsp; Wooo Hoo.&nbsp; Jack Kemp and me!!!!!

led37zep
03-13-2007, 03:28 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I got a 14. </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">A number of the questions were ridiculously phrased etc., but one question leads me to this question: can anyone really provide a historical basis for why Reagan is a better president than FDR? </font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">There are plenty of people out there who cannot wait to shit all over the New Deal.</font></font><br /> </p><p>&nbsp;REAGAN FAN SINCE DAY 1!!!!</p>

FezPaul
03-13-2007, 04:31 PM
<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />31 <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Ha! Ya commie, I got a 33.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">33 is the way to be.</font></strong></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

hedges
03-13-2007, 04:35 PM
I gotta 14

Friday
03-13-2007, 05:11 PM
I got a 17 which is about where I thought Id be&nbsp;&nbsp; :)<br />

A.J.
03-14-2007, 04:06 AM
<strong>AgnosticJihad</strong> wrote:<br />I loved the question &quot;Who do you trust more, the CIA or the Peace Corps? I mean, what is there not to trust about the Peace Corps&nbsp;and what is there to trust about a spying organization that carries out coups and assassinations? <p>I don't trust Mojo's Dad either.</p><p>I scored &quot;Libertarian&quot; on AKA's quiz and the following on badmonkey's:</p><p><table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center" style="color: black" bordercolor="#000000"><tbody><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#cbe5fe"><font style="font-size: 14pt; color: black"><strong>Your Political Profile: </strong></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cce2fe"><strong>Overall</strong>: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cddffe"><strong>Social Issues</strong>: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#cfdcff"><strong>Personal Responsibility</strong>: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#d0d8ff"><strong>Fiscal Issues</strong>: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#d1d5ff"><strong>Ethics</strong>: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#d2d2ff"><strong>Defense and Crime</strong>: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal </td></tr></tbody></table></p>

MasterSoySauce
03-14-2007, 05:52 AM
i got a 17, right in the middle of bill clinton and colin powell, nice i think.

EliSnow
03-14-2007, 05:53 AM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I got a 14. </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">A number of the questions were ridiculously phrased etc., but one question leads me to this question: can anyone really provide a historical basis for why Reagan is a better president than FDR? </font></p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">There are plenty of people out there who cannot wait to shit all over the New Deal.</font></font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Because it create a more socialist and larger federal government, I guess?</font></p>

ralphbxny
03-15-2007, 06:22 PM
my chick got a 6 and I got an 11. We are pinko commies!!