View Full Version : To Any Rich People On The Board
Doctor Z
03-08-2007, 04:32 PM
<p>I need $1000, fast. I owe someone and they're really turning up the heat, so I need it asap... I'll probably only be able to pay about half of it back. PM me if you can drop a G without hurting your wallet.</p><p>Hey, it's worth a shot.</p>
Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 04:34 PM
<p>i would do it for ya, but i would probably be worse to owe money too than whoever you're paying back.</p><p>im doing you a favor...trust me.</p>
Bulldogcakes
03-08-2007, 04:37 PM
<p>If I wanted to lose half of it I could buy stock in XM. </p><p>Again. </p>
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I need $1000, fast. I owe someone and they're really turning up the heat, so I need it asap... I'll probably only be able to pay about half of it back. PM me if you can drop a G without hurting your wallet.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Hey, it's worth a shot.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I wish I had thought of it.</font></p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:39 PM
<p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p>
Hottub
03-08-2007, 04:45 PM
<p>Sorry. You do not want to get involved with me when it comes to finance.</p><p>The juice will kill you.</p>
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:47 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p>
Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 04:47 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry. You do not want to get involved with me when it comes to finance.</p><p>The juice will kill you.</p><p>i didnt know you were jewish hottub?!?!</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:48 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p> propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9 </p>
Kevin
03-08-2007, 04:49 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p> propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9 </p><p>She ment your other wad of shall we say, plant, that was worth 700 bucks.</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:51 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p> propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9 </p><p>She ment your other wad of shall we say, plant, that was worth 700 bucks.</p><p>i dont get it</p>
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:52 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p>propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9 </p><p>She ment your other wad of shall we say, plant, that was worth 700 bucks.</p><p>i dont get it</p><p>that wonderful picture you showed me from your phone</p><p> </p>
AngelAmy
03-08-2007, 04:52 PM
<p>this is what happens when you skip jury duty z</p><p>tisk tisk</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:53 PM
that musta been planted....i know nothing of this
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:54 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />that musta been <strong>planted....</strong>i know nothing of this <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>
Doctor Z
03-08-2007, 04:56 PM
<p>I actually haven't skipped jury duty... I'm on a case that's going well into next week.</p><p>I owe this money to an actual individual. </p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:56 PM
let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:57 PM
<p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:58 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p>
Sheeplovr
03-08-2007, 04:58 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p><p> Anti Semite<br /> </p>
SatCam
03-08-2007, 05:00 PM
it may be interesting to note that everyone <i>but</i> the rich members of the board have posted in this thread
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:00 PM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p><p> Anti Semite<br /> </p><p> jon can take it, just like that girl across the street wanted to take it from you, sissy boy</p>
Hottub
03-08-2007, 05:01 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />it may be interesting to note that everyone <em>but</em> the rich members of the board have posted in this thread <p>Not true Mr. sat. I am rich.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>With LOVE!!</p>
reeshy
03-08-2007, 05:02 PM
You couldn't afford my Vig!!!!!
Friday
03-08-2007, 05:03 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people<p> What the hell happened to those things you have courtesy of ME? Make some money jerky! </p>
Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 05:03 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />it may be interesting to note that everyone <em>but</em> the rich members of the board have posted in this thread <p>not true...my real name is elmer j fudd, millionairre. i have a mansion and a yacht.</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:05 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people<p> What the hell happened to those things you have courtesy of ME? Make some money jerky! </p><p> shhhhh</p><p>why is everyone blowin up my spot tonight</p><p>JUST LET ME GET MY FREE MONEY </p>
AngelAmy
03-08-2007, 05:08 PM
id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:08 PM
<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself<p> that's so fucked up</p>
ralphbxny
03-08-2007, 05:09 PM
I am a broke ass too!! Being a non working fuck stinks!
AngelAmy
03-08-2007, 05:10 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself <p> that's so fucked up</p><p>i know, i wish i were rich too.</p>
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 05:11 PM
i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans.
Kevin
03-08-2007, 05:11 PM
<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself <p> that's so fucked upi</p><p> know, i wish i were rich too.</p><p> Damn it your all making Jersey Rich more obnoxious than he already is.</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:12 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans.<p> ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p>
MobtownDiver
03-08-2007, 05:12 PM
this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb?
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 05:13 PM
<strong>MobtownDiver</strong> wrote:<br />this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb? <p>ummm....eh nevermind.</p>
MobtownDiver
03-08-2007, 05:13 PM
how apropriate
Hottub
03-08-2007, 05:15 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>I spend all of my "mod dollars" on various panties.</p><p>Broke as a spoke, mate.</p>
Kevin
03-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Dr Z i am sure ChickenHawk can Loan you a couple shekels.
boeman
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<p>I think you should all pay me for allowing you to bask in the greatness that is me. </p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>MobtownDiver</strong> wrote:<br />this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb?<p> its actually pretty simple. Al you need to know is that you can PM me with how to get me the money<br /> </p>
reillyluck
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p> ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>nice!!! Thanks. gotta love the love!!!!</p>
boeman
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>MobtownDiver</strong> wrote:<br />this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb? <p>yes...</p>
Reephdweller
03-08-2007, 05:17 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people<p> </p><p>I just want to point out that I am needing money from rich people and poor people equally. If you're giving, I'm taking!! </p>
boeman
03-08-2007, 05:18 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p> ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:19 PM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p> ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p> yours aren't free</p>
Doctor Z
03-08-2007, 05:31 PM
Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up. I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much.
SatCam
03-08-2007, 05:37 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br>Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up. I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much.<p></p>
maybe you can come back under a different name again?
boeman
03-08-2007, 05:39 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up. I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much. <p>if you want it to be taken seriously, I'd suggest that's life next time</p>
Kevin
03-08-2007, 05:39 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up. I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much. <p> </p>maybe you can come back under a different name again? <p>Well if you go by his posts it should be DR ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</p>
boeman
03-08-2007, 05:40 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p> yours aren't free</p><p>I'll pay, I got a couple bucks and a box of stale crappy cookies.</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:42 PM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p> yours aren't free</p><p>I'll pay, I got a couple bucks and a box of stale crappy cookies.</p><p> yea that's not quite gonna get it done, who do you think I am, Mojo?</p>
Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:43 PM
and Hawk, if you need to hideout a little longer, I'll let you take my Dr Zizmore character, no one will know
boeman
03-08-2007, 06:06 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p>yours aren't free</p><p>I'll pay, I got a couple bucks and a box of stale crappy cookies.</p><p> yea that's not quite gonna get it done, who do you think I am, Mojo?</p><p>I threw in some cookies.</p>
Fez4PrezN2008
03-08-2007, 07:37 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p><u>I need $1000, fast</u>. I owe someone and they're really turning up the heat, so I need it asap... <u>I'll probably only be able to pay about half of it back.</u> (By about half you mean none, and then you will come back to the well for more) PM me if you can drop a G without hurting your wallet.</p><p>Hey, it's worth a shot.</p><p>Wow Doc, that is<em> SUCH</em> a tempting proposition you offer there. Does this have anything to do with that Texas Ebay debacle you mentioned before? Are you afraid he will give you a negative feedback? </p><p><font color="#ffffff">With my bags and bags of money, I can't be bothered with this...</font> </p>
Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 07:43 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry. You do not want to get involved with me when it comes to finance.</p><p>The juice will kill you.</p><p> 10 points every Friday regardless of when you go the money. if i gave it to you now you wold have to have $100 by Friday morning. you have to pay it. got hit by a car? fuck you pay me. your dog died? fuck you pay me. your house got struck by lightening? fuck you pay me. you cant pay this week? oh its ok. let me see your hand for a minute. </p>
Andomray
03-08-2007, 07:44 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>I spend all of my "mod dollars" on various panties.</p><p>Broke as a spoke, mate.</p><p>I'm only rich from Tubby's money. I split the profit with Mikeyboy.</p>
Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 07:47 PM
He isnt Tubby, he is Husky.
Andomray
03-08-2007, 07:49 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />He isnt Tubby, he is Husky. <p>Big Boned? (heh heh heh...)</p>
CofyCrakCocaine
03-08-2007, 07:50 PM
<p>There's a rich jackoff in Wyckoff. He has a brown convertible parked outside his house. Steal the car or at least the wheels, and sell 'em. They've got to be worth at least 1 G. Probly more. Whatever u cant take with you, torch.</p><p>He wont menace the roadways of Jersey anymore if you do this- so you would be saving whatever u saving and making Joe Commuter's life that much safer and happier.</p><p> Just my suggestion.</p><p>I have 200 dollars in my ATM account. So's I'm no good for ya. </p>
Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 07:50 PM
<strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />He isnt Tubby, he is Husky. <p>Big Boned? (heh heh heh...)</p><p> why, yes i am. thanks for noticing. </p>
Andomray
03-08-2007, 07:58 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />He isnt Tubby, he is Husky. <p>Big Boned? (heh heh heh...)</p><p> why, yes i am. thanks for noticing. </p><p>SCHWINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG</p><p> </p><p><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1191~Dick-s-Sausage-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="350" /></p>
Yerdaddy
03-08-2007, 08:29 PM
<p><img src="http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski05.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /></p><p>"JustJon can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."</p>
<p>You people are too fucking funny. Im totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>WHAT???</p><p> </p><p>Everyone else is asking btw, I thought it was "broke as a joke".......?</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY</a></p>
RoseBlood
03-09-2007, 03:17 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You people are too fucking funny. Im totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p><p> </p><p>I would gladly donate mine but I think you should leave your little mammaries as they are.. believe me!</p><p> </p>
mendyweiss
03-09-2007, 03:30 AM
<img src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2001/222/lanskymeyer.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="325" />Did someone say the 6 for 5 ? ah sweet memories !!!
walking joint
03-09-2007, 04:27 AM
<p>this sounds like quite a deal. you promise i wouldn't get half of it back. where do i sign? </p>
reillyluck
03-09-2007, 06:26 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You people are too fucking funny. Im totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>WHAT???</p><p> </p><p>Everyone else is asking btw, I thought it was "broke as a joke".......?</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY</a></p><p>HOW MUCH DID THAT MUSTACHE COST HUH? HAHAHAHA!!! THATS MY FAVORITE FAMILY GUY SCENE!!</p>
Don Stugots
03-09-2007, 06:32 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You people are too fucking funny. Im totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p> <p> i think you are perfect just the you are. </p>
Recyclerz
03-09-2007, 06:34 AM
<p>It seems to me that Gaia's proposal is offering the best return on invested capital (ROIC) of all the bids offered thus far. When's the deadline? <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" /></p><p> </p><p> </p>
PapaBear
03-09-2007, 06:38 AM
I won two dollars in the Mega Millions game last week. I'll let you know about a loan.
Doctor Z
03-09-2007, 09:01 AM
<strong>walking joint</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this sounds like quite a deal. you promise i wouldn't get half of it back. where do i sign? </p><p> That's the whole point. I am asking for free money... Which is why I directed it at RICH PEOPLE who don't care if they lose a thousand bucks.</p>
JustJon
03-09-2007, 09:27 AM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p><p> Yes, and my pillow is made of barer bonds and swiss bank account information </p>
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