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Doctor Z
03-08-2007, 04:32 PM
<p>I need $1000, fast.&nbsp; I owe someone and they're really turning up the heat, so I need it asap... I'll probably only be able to pay about half of it back.&nbsp; PM me if you can drop a G without hurting your wallet.</p><p>Hey, it's worth a shot.</p>

Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 04:34 PM
<p>i would do it for ya, but i would probably be worse to owe money too than whoever you're paying back.</p><p>im doing you a favor...trust me.</p>

Bulldogcakes
03-08-2007, 04:37 PM
<p>If I wanted to lose half of it I could buy stock in XM. </p><p>Again. &nbsp;</p>

OGC
03-08-2007, 04:39 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I need $1000, fast.&nbsp; I owe someone and they're really turning up the heat, so I need it asap... I'll probably only be able to pay about half of it back.&nbsp; PM me if you can drop a G without hurting your wallet.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">Hey, it's worth a shot.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I wish I had thought of it.</font></p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:39 PM
<p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money&nbsp;</p>

Hottub
03-08-2007, 04:45 PM
<p>Sorry. You do not want to get involved with me when it comes to finance.</p><p>The juice will kill you.</p>

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:47 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money&nbsp;</p><p>you dont need money.&nbsp; i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p>

Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 04:47 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry. You do not want to get involved with me when it comes to finance.</p><p>The juice will kill you.</p><p>i didnt know you were jewish hottub?!?!</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:48 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p>&nbsp;propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9&nbsp;</p>

Kevin
03-08-2007, 04:49 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p>&nbsp;propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9&nbsp;</p><p>She ment your other wad of shall we say, plant, that was worth 700 bucks.</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:51 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p> propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9 </p><p>She ment your other wad of shall we say, plant, that was worth 700 bucks.</p><p>i dont get it</p>

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:52 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>can i get in on this too</p><p>i need some money </p><p>you dont need money. i saw that wad you were carrying at bar 9!</p><p>propaganda and lies</p><p>i had like 30 bucks at bar 9 </p><p>She ment your other wad of shall we say, plant, that was worth 700 bucks.</p><p>i dont get it</p><p>that wonderful picture you showed me from your phone</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

AngelAmy
03-08-2007, 04:52 PM
<p>this is what happens when you skip jury duty z</p><p>tisk tisk</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:53 PM
that musta been planted....i know nothing of this

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:54 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />that musta been <strong>planted....</strong>i know nothing of this <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

Doctor Z
03-08-2007, 04:56 PM
<p>I actually haven't skipped jury duty... I'm on a case that's going well into next week.</p><p>I owe this money to an actual individual.&nbsp;</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:56 PM
let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 04:57 PM
<p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 04:58 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p>&nbsp;something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p>

Sheeplovr
03-08-2007, 04:58 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p><p>&nbsp;Anti Semite<br /> </p>

SatCam
03-08-2007, 05:00 PM
it may be interesting to note that everyone <i>but</i> the rich members of the board have posted in this thread

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:00 PM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p><p> Anti Semite<br /> </p><p>&nbsp;jon can take it, just like that girl across the street wanted to take it from you, sissy boy</p>

Hottub
03-08-2007, 05:01 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />it may be interesting to note that everyone <em>but</em> the rich members of the board have posted in this thread <p>Not true Mr. sat. I am rich.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>With LOVE!!</p>

reeshy
03-08-2007, 05:02 PM
You couldn't afford my Vig!!!!!

Friday
03-08-2007, 05:03 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people<p>&nbsp;What the hell happened to those things you have courtesy of ME?&nbsp; Make some money jerky! </p>

Dougie Brootal
03-08-2007, 05:03 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />it may be interesting to note that everyone <em>but</em> the rich members of the board have posted in this thread <p>not true...my real name is elmer j fudd, millionairre. i have a mansion and a yacht.</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:05 PM
<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people<p> What the hell happened to those things you have courtesy of ME? Make some money jerky! </p><p>&nbsp;shhhhh</p><p>why is everyone blowin up my spot tonight</p><p>JUST LET ME GET MY FREE MONEY&nbsp;</p>

AngelAmy
03-08-2007, 05:08 PM
id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:08 PM
<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself<p>&nbsp;that's so fucked up</p>

ralphbxny
03-08-2007, 05:09 PM
I am a broke ass too!! Being a non working fuck stinks!

AngelAmy
03-08-2007, 05:10 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself <p>&nbsp;that's so fucked up</p><p>i know, i wish i were rich too.</p>

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 05:11 PM
i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans.

Kevin
03-08-2007, 05:11 PM
<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />id give you some snoogans but i see you guys only want money from rich people so i guess ill just have to keep it to myself <p> that's so fucked upi</p><p> know, i wish i were rich too.</p><p>&nbsp;Damn it your all making Jersey Rich more obnoxious than he already is.</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:12 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans.<p>&nbsp;ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p>

MobtownDiver
03-08-2007, 05:12 PM
this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb?

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 05:13 PM
<strong>MobtownDiver</strong> wrote:<br />this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb? <p>ummm....eh nevermind.</p>

MobtownDiver
03-08-2007, 05:13 PM
how apropriate

Hottub
03-08-2007, 05:15 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>I spend all of my &quot;mod dollars&quot; on various panties.</p><p>Broke as a spoke, mate.</p>

Kevin
03-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Dr Z i am sure ChickenHawk can Loan you a couple shekels.

boeman
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<p>I think you should all pay me for allowing you to bask in the greatness that is me. </p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>MobtownDiver</strong> wrote:<br />this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb?<p>&nbsp;its actually pretty simple. Al you need to know is that you can PM me with how to get me the money<br /> </p>

reillyluck
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>&nbsp;ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>nice!!! Thanks.&nbsp; gotta love the love!!!!</p>

boeman
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
<strong>MobtownDiver</strong> wrote:<br />this board is god damn confusing. or am i just dumb? <p>yes...</p>

Reephdweller
03-08-2007, 05:17 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />let's stay focused on whats important here, and that's me needing money from rich people<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I just want to point out that I am needing money from rich people and poor people equally. If you're giving, I'm taking!!&nbsp;</p>

boeman
03-08-2007, 05:18 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>&nbsp;ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:19 PM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p> ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p>&nbsp;yours aren't free</p>

Doctor Z
03-08-2007, 05:31 PM
Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up.&nbsp; I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much.

SatCam
03-08-2007, 05:37 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br>Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up. I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much.<p></p>

maybe you can come back under a different name again?

boeman
03-08-2007, 05:39 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up.&nbsp; I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much. <p>if you want it to be taken seriously, I'd suggest that's life next time</p>

Kevin
03-08-2007, 05:39 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, it's all REEEAAAL funny isn't it... Laugh it up. I hope you people don't enjoy having me around too much. <p>&nbsp;</p>maybe you can come back under a different name again? <p>Well if you go by his posts it should be DR ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</p>

boeman
03-08-2007, 05:40 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p>&nbsp;yours aren't free</p><p>I'll pay, I got a couple bucks and a box of stale crappy cookies.</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:42 PM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p> yours aren't free</p><p>I'll pay, I got a couple bucks and a box of stale crappy cookies.</p><p>&nbsp;yea that's not quite gonna get it done, who do you think I am, Mojo?</p>

Snoogans
03-08-2007, 05:43 PM
and Hawk, if you need to hideout a little longer, I'll let you take my Dr Zizmore character, no one will know

boeman
03-08-2007, 06:06 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>ill give you a couple for free, don't worry</p><p>Can I get one, too??</p><p>yours aren't free</p><p>I'll pay, I got a couple bucks and a box of stale crappy cookies.</p><p>&nbsp;yea that's not quite gonna get it done, who do you think I am, Mojo?</p><p>I threw in some cookies.</p>

Fez4PrezN2008
03-08-2007, 07:37 PM
<strong>Doctor Z</strong> wrote:<br /><p><u>I need $1000, fast</u>.&nbsp; I owe someone and they're really turning up the heat, so I need it asap... <u>I'll probably only be able to pay about half of it back.</u>&nbsp; (By about half you mean none, and then you will come back to the well for more) &nbsp;PM me if you can drop a G without hurting your wallet.</p><p>Hey, it's worth a shot.</p><p>Wow Doc, that is<em> SUCH</em> a tempting proposition you offer there. Does this have anything to do with that Texas Ebay debacle you mentioned before? Are you afraid he will give you a negative feedback? </p><p><font color="#ffffff">With my bags and bags of money, I can't be bothered with this...</font> </p>

Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 07:43 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry. You do not want to get involved with me when it comes to finance.</p><p>The juice will kill you.</p><p>&nbsp;10 points every Friday regardless of when you go the money.&nbsp; if i gave it to you now you wold have to have $100 by Friday morning.&nbsp; you have to pay it.&nbsp; got hit by a car?&nbsp; fuck you pay me.&nbsp; your dog died?&nbsp; fuck you pay me.&nbsp; your house got struck by lightening?&nbsp; fuck you pay me.&nbsp; you cant pay this week?&nbsp; oh its ok.&nbsp; let me see your hand for a minute. &nbsp; </p>

Andomray
03-08-2007, 07:44 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i would contribute my mod dollars, but then i wont have any lap dance dollars for snoogans. <p>I spend all of my &quot;mod dollars&quot; on various panties.</p><p>Broke as a spoke, mate.</p><p>I'm only rich from Tubby's money.&nbsp; I split the profit with Mikeyboy.</p>

Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 07:47 PM
He isnt Tubby, he is Husky.

Andomray
03-08-2007, 07:49 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />He isnt Tubby, he is Husky. <p>Big Boned? (heh heh heh...)</p>

CofyCrakCocaine
03-08-2007, 07:50 PM
<p>There's a rich jackoff in Wyckoff. He has a brown convertible parked outside his house. Steal the car or at least the wheels, and sell 'em. They've got to be worth at least 1 G. Probly more. Whatever u cant take with you, torch.</p><p>He wont menace the roadways of Jersey anymore if you do this- so you would be saving whatever u saving and making Joe Commuter's life that much safer and happier.</p><p>&nbsp;Just my suggestion.</p><p>I have 200 dollars in my ATM account. So's I'm no good for ya.&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
03-08-2007, 07:50 PM
<strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />He isnt Tubby, he is Husky. <p>Big Boned? (heh heh heh...)</p><p>&nbsp;why, yes i am.&nbsp; thanks for noticing.&nbsp; </p>

Andomray
03-08-2007, 07:58 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />He isnt Tubby, he is Husky. <p>Big Boned? (heh heh heh...)</p><p>&nbsp;why, yes i am.&nbsp; thanks for noticing.&nbsp; </p><p>SCHWINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1191~Dick-s-Sausage-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="350" /></p>

Yerdaddy
03-08-2007, 08:29 PM
<p><img src="http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/lebowski/biglebowski05.jpg" border="0" width="640" height="480" /></p><p>&quot;JustJon can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.&quot;</p>

Gaia
03-08-2007, 09:04 PM
<p>You people are too fucking funny. Im&nbsp; totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WHAT???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Everyone else is asking btw, I thought it was &quot;broke as a joke&quot;.......?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY</a></p>

RoseBlood
03-09-2007, 03:17 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You people are too fucking funny. Im&nbsp; totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I would gladly donate mine but I think you should leave your little mammaries as they are.. believe me!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

mendyweiss
03-09-2007, 03:30 AM
<img src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2001/222/lanskymeyer.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="325" />Did someone say the 6 for 5 ? ah sweet memories !!!

walking joint
03-09-2007, 04:27 AM
<p>this sounds like quite a deal.&nbsp; you promise i wouldn't get half of it back.&nbsp; where do i sign?&nbsp; </p>

reillyluck
03-09-2007, 06:26 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You people are too fucking funny. Im&nbsp; totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WHAT???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Everyone else is asking btw, I thought it was &quot;broke as a joke&quot;.......?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyZ4owNTvyY</a></p><p>HOW MUCH DID THAT MUSTACHE COST HUH?&nbsp; HAHAHAHA!!! THATS MY FAVORITE FAMILY GUY SCENE!!</p>

Don Stugots
03-09-2007, 06:32 AM
<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You people are too fucking funny. Im totally down for someone who has the sheckles to pay for a good tit job for me.</p>&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;i think you are perfect just the you are.&nbsp; </p>

Recyclerz
03-09-2007, 06:34 AM
<p>It seems to me that Gaia's proposal is offering the best return on invested capital (ROIC) of all the&nbsp;bids offered thus far.&nbsp; When's the deadline?&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

PapaBear
03-09-2007, 06:38 AM
I won two dollars in the Mega Millions game last week. I'll let you know about a loan.

Doctor Z
03-09-2007, 09:01 AM
<strong>walking joint</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this sounds like quite a deal. you promise i wouldn't get half of it back. where do i sign? </p><p>&nbsp;That's the whole point.&nbsp; I am asking for free money... Which is why I directed it at RICH PEOPLE who don't care if they lose a thousand bucks.</p>

JustJon
03-09-2007, 09:27 AM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i heard justjon sleeps with his money under his pillow in a little ziplock bag.</p><p> something tells me thats true, but its a bag of pennies</p><p>&nbsp;Yes, and my pillow is made of barer bonds and swiss bank account information </p>