favorite way of cheating

[patsopinion]

<p>Im currently wirting a 3000 word paper that due tomorrow and im woderingwhats u guys's favorite way of cheating</p><p>I like rewriting a line from the text or from wikipedia and then writing 3 or 4 lines of explanitory or commentary text(bs text) and then taking another.</p><p>does anyone have a system that they use.</p><p>test taking welcome</p><p>cheating on parter(romantic) welcome&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

<p>Me, I always tell the truth, even when I lie.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I never cheated in school, I guess I'm a goody two shoes when it comes to that.&nbsp; Besides it takes more effort than actually doing the work.&nbsp;</p>

[raulfd4]

<p>when you got to use graphing calculators in math before teachers had any idea you knew anything about them.</p><p>you can type text and numbers together and save them to a file.&nbsp; need to memorize some formulas?&nbsp; no problem.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ticalc.org/images/calcs/83-big.gif" border="0" alt="graphing calc" title="graphing calc" width="404" height="392" />&nbsp;</p>

[BLZBUBBA]

Old school.&nbsp; Steal the test...or rubberneck on the big day.&nbsp; But obviously the rubbernecking won't work for essay questions.

[burrben]

smart kids

[eeroomnhoj]

<p><font size="2">I had a rather large chemistry teacher in&nbsp;high school who couldn't see his feet.&nbsp; We wrote all the answers on the floor and always got away with it.</font></p><p><font size="2">That being said, I now teach and have to figure out ways to prevent kids from cheating.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Favorite way of cheating? - -&nbsp;&nbsp;Foot Wedge</p><p><img src="http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-16047238275276_1940_16590637" border="0" width="451" height="265" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I don't know what it was about a project or book report, but it would open up a special gift I discovered I had.&nbsp; I can just kinda zone out and string together bullshit for paragraphs.&nbsp; But stuff that fits.&nbsp; It;s the weirdest fucking thing ever.</p><p>I have the gift of gab on paper.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 3-7-07 @ 9:15 PM</span>

[flavopop]

I love a good scam and if I ever have a kid Im gonna make that lil monkey eat carrots every damn day of the week so his/her eyes are almost bionic!&nbsp; Good eyesight = better cheatability.

[DoubleJ]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Im currently wirting a 3000 word paper that due tomorrow and im woderingwhats u guys's favorite way of cheating</p><p>I like rewriting a line from the text or from wikipedia and then writing 3 or 4 lines of explanitory or commentary text(bs text) and then taking another.</p><p>does anyone have a system that they use.</p><p>test taking welcome</p><p>cheating on parter(romantic) welcome </p><p>Aren't you the same guy who posts his algebra homework? You're really coasting through life, huh?</p><p>I hate to break it to you, but the system you suggested is actually called research. That is what you should should be doing. As long as you cite your sources, you are in the clear and are just writing a paper like everyone else. I suppose it's slightly more complicated, but structuring your research and thoughts (explanations) will result in a decent and legitimate paper. </p><p>If you are absolutely determined to cheat, then I suggest blatant plagiarism. Why not go all the way?<br /> </p>

[SatCam]

favorite way of cheating

telling her you're hanging out with the guys

[reeshy]

Hey...I'm working over time....shut up!!!!

[patsopinion]

<strong>DoubleJ</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Im currently wirting a 3000 word paper that due tomorrow and im woderingwhats u guys's favorite way of cheating</p><p>I like rewriting a line from the text or from wikipedia and then writing 3 or 4 lines of explanitory or commentary text(bs text) and then taking another.</p><p>does anyone have a system that they use.</p><p>test taking welcome</p><p>cheating on parter(romantic) welcome </p><p>Aren't you the same guy who posts his algebra homework? You're really coasting through life, huh?</p><p>I hate to break it to you, but the system you suggested is actually called research. That is what you should should be doing. As long as you cite your sources, you are in the clear and are just writing a paper like everyone else. I suppose it's slightly more complicated, but structuring your research and thoughts (explanations) will result in a decent and legitimate paper. </p><p>If you are absolutely determined to cheat, then I suggest blatant plagiarism. Why not go all the way?<br /> </p><p>&nbsp;not with the reitorating? bs i poor on<br /> </p>

[MrPink]

<strong>DoubleJ</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Im currently wirting a 3000 word paper that due tomorrow and im woderingwhats u guys's favorite way of cheating</p><p>I like rewriting a line from the text or from wikipedia and then writing 3 or 4 lines of explanitory or commentary text(bs text) and then taking another.</p><p>does anyone have a system that they use.</p><p>test taking welcome</p><p>cheating on parter(romantic) welcome </p><p>Aren't you the same guy who posts his algebra homework? You're really coasting through life, huh?</p><p>I hate to break it to you, but the system you suggested is actually called research. That is what you should should be doing. As long as you cite your sources, you are in the clear and are just writing a paper like everyone else. I suppose it's slightly more complicated, but structuring your research and thoughts (explanations) will result in a decent and legitimate paper. </p><p>If you are absolutely determined to cheat, then I suggest blatant plagiarism. Why not go all the way?</p><p>using wikipedia isn't research. any teacher that lets you use it on a works cited page should be shot. my way of cheating is to have a friend in the same class but different section earlier in the week. when he takes the test, he tells me whats on it. </p>

[blakjeezis]

Being the smartest person in the class. Sometimes it's so easy, it seems like cheating.

[TjM]

<p>IDDQD</p><p>IDKFA</p>

[sailor]

<strong>eeroomnhoj</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">I had a rather large chemistry teacher in high school who couldn't see his feet. We wrote all the answers on the floor and always got away with it.</font></p><p><font size="2">That being said, I now teach and have to figure out ways to prevent kids from cheating. </font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">in bio lab we would write the answers in pencil on the black lab desks.&nbsp; you could only see them if you looked at it at the right angle.<br /></font></p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>I had a proff in college who was in his 60's.</p><p>He would fall asleep during an exam. so all text books and notebooks would come flying out!!</p>

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>when you got to use graphing calculators in math before teachers had any idea you knew anything about them.</p><p>you can type text and numbers together and save them to a file.&nbsp; need to memorize some formulas?&nbsp; no problem.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ticalc.org/images/calcs/83-big.gif" border="0" alt="graphing calc" title="graphing calc" width="404" height="392" />&nbsp;</p><p>My teachers were hip to the abilities of the calculator.&nbsp; They used to walk around before tests and make us delete all of the saved programs.</p><p>Sidenote,&nbsp;you just brought&nbsp;back a nice pieve of nostalgia for me.&nbsp; We used to trade games on our calculators and play them during class all the time in high school.&nbsp; My first computer programming experience was making little games on that thing... Ah, memories.&nbsp; Sorry for going off topic.</p>

[BeerBandit]

Measure from the taint to the tip, full!

[feralBoy]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>when you got to use graphing calculators in math before teachers had any idea you knew anything about them.</p><p>you can type text and numbers together and save them to a file.&nbsp; need to memorize some formulas?&nbsp; no problem.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ticalc.org/images/calcs/83-big.gif" border="0" alt="graphing calc" title="graphing calc" width="404" height="392" />&nbsp;</p><p>The TI-83 is awesome.&nbsp; I used to use the TVM part of it, and it made finance a breeze.&nbsp; Everyone else doing that shit by hand.&nbsp; I also created tons of programs that I used in other math courses.&nbsp; I will never get rid of that calculator.</p>