Words That Are Perfect For What They Define [Archive]

Doctor Z

03-06-2007, 03:51 PM

Some words just SOUND perfect for the thing they describe...Mucus.

J.Clints

03-06-2007, 03:52 PM

BITCH says it all

Gvac

03-06-2007, 03:56 PM

Panties. Lock it up.

Reephdweller

03-06-2007, 03:58 PM

Cunt

johnniewalker

03-06-2007, 03:58 PM

pneumothorax

weekapaugjz

03-06-2007, 04:00 PM

i would be called a racist if i typed of what first came to mind...

Snacks

03-06-2007, 04:04 PM

Reephdweller wrote: Cunt and this word seems to be the one word that will make a women wanna kill.

high fly

03-06-2007, 04:05 PM

Not so fast, Gvac,  Smegma    

This message was edited by high fly on 3-6-07 @ 8:09 PM

weekapaugjz

03-06-2007, 04:07 PM

Snacks wrote: Reephdweller wrote: Cunt and this word seems to be the one word that will make a women wanna kill. thats why its so great.  now we just need douggrasso to post his infamous cunt pic.

FUNKMAN

03-06-2007, 04:08 PM

nipple

J.Clints

03-06-2007, 04:09 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: i would be called a racist if i typed of what first came to mind... Do you mean Wiggle

high fly

03-06-2007, 04:10 PM

While "smegma" is my fave, I've always likedturgid

MrPink

03-06-2007, 04:23 PM

drunk

FUNKMAN

03-06-2007, 04:37 PM

teabag

sr71blackbird

03-06-2007, 04:37 PM

Onomotopia

Bossanova

03-06-2007, 04:40 PM

jerkoff.                Yeah I had to combine it

Bulldogcakes

03-06-2007, 04:42 PM

Shell ShockYou can almost hear the cannons going off as you say it.

FUNKMAN

03-06-2007, 04:47 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: Onomotopia <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="margin: 10px 18pt 23px 35px"><tbody><tr><td><h2>Onomatopoeia</h2></td><td><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/57611/currentpage/1/messageid/onomatopoeia.print.html"></a></td></tr><tr><td width="80%" valign="top">Onomatopoeia every time I see ya My senses tell me hubba And I just can’t disagree I get a feeling in my heart that I can’t describe It’s sort of lub, dub, lub, dub A sound in my head that I can’t describe It’s sort of zoom, zip, hiccup, drip Ding, dong, crunch, crack, bark, meow, whinnie, quack Onomatopoeia in proximity ya Rearrange my brain in a strange cacophony I get a feeling somewhere that I can’t describe It’s sort of uh, uh, uh, uh A sound in my head that I can’t describe It’s sort of whack, whir, wheeze, whine Sputter, splat, squirt, scrape Clink, clank, clunk, clatter Crash, bang, beep, buzz Ring, rip, roar, retch Twang, toot, tinkle, thud Pop, plop, plunk, pow Snort, snuk, sniff, smack Screech, splash, squish, squeek Jingle, rattle, squeel, boing Honk, hoot, hack, belch </td></tr></tbody></table>

Gaia

03-06-2007, 04:48 PM

high fly wrote: Not so fast, Gvac,  Smegma DING DING DING DING!!!!!WE HAAAVE A WINNER!!!By the way, the word "cunt" doesnt bother me AT ALL. If someone were to call me that I would laugh in thier face, and that would ENRAGE them. 

This message was edited by Gaia on 3-6-07 @ 8:50 PM

WRESTLINGFAN

03-06-2007, 04:50 PM

moist

Landblast

03-06-2007, 04:57 PM

fart.

johnniehardrock

03-06-2007, 04:58 PM

DOUCH NUFF SAID

Bellyfullasnot

03-07-2007, 04:48 PM

bloodfart.

BLZBUBBA

03-07-2007, 04:51 PM

JIZZ

raulfd4

03-07-2007, 04:52 PM

spank

Doctor Z

03-07-2007, 05:04 PM

slabcourse (like course hair, not race course)

Fat_Sunny

03-07-2007, 05:06 PM

PimplePlus What's Inside ItPus

BLZBUBBA

03-07-2007, 05:12 PM

Quim,  twerp, taint,  dingleberry.

eeroomnhoj

03-07-2007, 05:15 PM

Turgid gets my voteMy boss likes to say the word<a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=Concomitantly">Concomitantly</a>

FezPaul

03-07-2007, 05:27 PM

For our favorite Lutheran Fez: Antidisestablishmentarianism.

KnoxHarrington

03-07-2007, 05:28 PM

Cumbersome.

Even the word is cumbersome.

nevnut

03-07-2007, 05:41 PM

SHIT

Fez4PrezN2008

03-07-2007, 05:43 PM

Sluggard

Jughead

03-07-2007, 05:45 PM

Block

Landblast

03-07-2007, 05:46 PM

redneck.

Gaia

03-07-2007, 05:47 PM

pompass

Jughead

03-07-2007, 05:48 PM

Gas

FUNKMAN

03-07-2007, 05:49 PM

rimming

boeman

03-07-2007, 05:55 PM

Cha De Bugre

shittyhambrgers

03-07-2007, 06:00 PM

Reephdweller wrote: Cuntthaaank you.

BLZBUBBA

03-07-2007, 06:19 PM

geriatric,  slobber,  snot,  booger,  loaf,  parasite,  pelvis,  clavicle,  skull,  earlobe,  jaw, pinkie,  viper,  gazelle,  monkey,  breakfast,  sandwich

reeshy

03-07-2007, 06:21 PM

reeshy

Marc with a c

03-07-2007, 06:24 PM

blackearl

raulfd4

03-07-2007, 06:25 PM

Doctor Z wrote: slabcourse (like course hair, not race course)  you mean like coarse hair?

sr71blackbird

03-07-2007, 06:25 PM

SHATTER<img src="http://www.ifoapplestore.com/photos/hi-fi_window.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="471" />

lleeder

03-07-2007, 06:26 PM

ginger

PapaBear

03-07-2007, 06:30 PM

Orange (the fruit)Least perfect word... Yellow (the trucking company) The fucking trucks are orange!

Bellyfullasnot

03-07-2007, 06:40 PM

humpstain.

sr71blackbird

03-07-2007, 06:44 PM

<img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PUDwg98jWkdLpM:http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/original/badonkadonk-3367.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="161" />  badonkadonk 

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-7-07 @ 10:45 PM

feralBoy

03-07-2007, 06:49 PM

lollygag

Gaia

03-07-2007, 06:52 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: <img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PUDwg98jWkdLpM:http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/original/badonkadonk-3367.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="161" />  badonkadonk This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-7-07 @ 10:45 PM WOW. Now thats a "goal ass"....my goal, is to have an ass like that.

Midkiff

03-07-2007, 06:55 PM

speculumswarthysmarmylozengesurethratesticularbulbousventricles

PapaBear

03-07-2007, 07:07 PM

grope<img src="http://www.romestate.it/discoimg/normal_22_il%20bOLIdE%20ricambia%20le%20attenzioni %20delle%20sue%20conigliette%20con%20un%20bel%20ba cio.._853.jpg" border="0" width="459" height="363" />

Midkiff

03-07-2007, 07:13 PM

scuttlebutt!

FUNKMAN

03-07-2007, 08:59 PM

Gaia wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: <img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PUDwg98jWkdLpM:http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/original/badonkadonk-3367.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="161" />  badonkadonk This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-7-07 @ 10:45 PM WOW. Now thats a "goal ass"....my goal, is to have an ass like that. yours and every man on the planet

tele7

03-07-2007, 09:38 PM

jdmidkiff wrote: speculumswarthysmarmylozengesurethratesticularbulbousventriclesNice job.  I'm torm between swarthy and bulbous though.

Doctor Z

03-07-2007, 10:21 PM

raulfd4 wrote: Doctor Z wrote: slabcourse (like course hair, not race course) you mean like coarse hair? Good call.

FezPaul

03-07-2007, 10:26 PM

Doctor Z wrote: raulfd4 wrote: Doctor Z wrote: slabcourse (like course hair, not race course) you mean like coarse hair? Good call.Of coarse.

PapaBear

03-07-2007, 10:31 PM

FezPaul wrote: Doctor Z wrote: raulfd4 wrote: Doctor Z wrote: slabcourse (like course hair, not race course) you mean like coarse hair? Good call.Of coarse.Did someone say they wanted some Coors?<img src="http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/06/Smokey_Bandit_Snowman.jpg" border="0" width="387" height="295" />

Golfman

03-08-2007, 06:30 AM

GRAVY

ralphbxny

03-08-2007, 06:40 AM

Cleavage!!

EliSnow

03-08-2007, 06:47 AM

ralphbxny wrote: Cleavage!!Ralph, are you just looking at things in the office and saying them?

SinA

03-08-2007, 06:50 AM

telecaster7 wrote: jdmidkiff wrote: speculumswarthysmarmylozengesurethratesticularbulbousventriclesNice job.  I'm torm between swarthy and bulbous though. torm

King Hippos Bandaid

03-08-2007, 11:11 AM

Pelvis <img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiC9bfBFUV0AMxGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJ jBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=12scgk5s5/EXP=1173471037/**http%3A//www.becomehealthynow.com/images/organs/skeleton/sacrum_pelvis.jpg" border="0" width="650" height="394" />

Gaia

03-08-2007, 11:24 AM

fezhaspeaked wrote: Pelvis <img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiC9bfBFUV0AMxGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNXZtZnJ jBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTk5OV83Mw--/SIG=12scgk5s5/EXP=1173471037/**http%3A//www.becomehealthynow.com/images/organs/skeleton/sacrum_pelvis.jpg" border="0" width="650" height="394" />Hey! Were doing the pelvic girdle in myo class right now...stop that!!!!!

Mike Teacher

03-08-2007, 11:26 AM

Ointment; if only for its provision of  the very weird syllable/phoneme...OINTMy vote for most obnoxious syllable in the language.OINTOINTOINTOINT

ChimneyFish

03-08-2007, 11:37 AM

In honor of Anthony Cumia, Dawn's brother........Asshat<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/ASSHAT.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="469" />

Dougie Brootal

03-08-2007, 11:41 AM

weekapaugjz wrote: Snacks wrote: Reephdweller wrote: Cunt and this word seems to be the one word that will make a women wanna kill. thats why its so great.  now we just need douggrasso to post his infamous cunt pic.<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/stfucunt.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="336" />

Servo

03-08-2007, 12:10 PM

Gaia wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: <img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PUDwg98jWkdLpM:http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/original/badonkadonk-3367.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="161" />  badonkadonk This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-7-07 @ 10:45 PM WOW. Now thats a "goal ass"....my goal, is to have an ass like that. I also call that a "goal ass"... because I want to shoot on it!

Andomray

03-08-2007, 12:20 PM

Not a real word, but SPLOOGE. HAHAHAHA.

MasterSoySauce

03-08-2007, 12:33 PM

PutridQueef.

ralphbxny

03-08-2007, 12:44 PM

EliSnow wrote: ralphbxny wrote: Cleavage!!Ralph, are you just looking at things in the office and saying them?Maybe....I almost said snatch!!

sailor

03-08-2007, 12:55 PM

PapaBear wrote: FezPaul wrote: Doctor Z wrote: raulfd4 wrote: Doctor Z wrote: slabcourse (like course hair, not race course) you mean like coarse hair? Good call.Of coarse.Did someone say they wanted some Coors?<img src="http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/06/Smokey_Bandit_Snowman.jpg" border="0" width="387" height="295" /> it's spelled curse:<img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/goatboy.jpg" border="0" width="192" height="189" />

sailor

03-08-2007, 12:56 PM

douggrasso wrote: weekapaugjz wrote: Snacks wrote: Reephdweller wrote: Cunt and this word seems to be the one word that will make a women wanna kill. thats why its so great. now we just need douggrasso to post his infamous cunt pic.<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/stfucunt.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="336" /> still one of the hottest images on here.

boeman

03-08-2007, 04:59 PM

PapaBear wrote:  Yellow (the trucking company) The fucking trucks are orange!What do you expect... the company is in the same city that brought us Sprint, Applebee's, Hostess, H&R Block and Hallmark (to name a few)

Dougie Brootal

03-08-2007, 05:00 PM

Andomray wrote: Not a real word, but SPLOOGE. HAHAHAHA.<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/splooge.gif" border="0" width="448" height="272" />

Doctor Z

03-09-2007, 09:13 AM

Thought of a couple more today:fluffplumpflesh

johnniewalker

03-10-2007, 10:20 PM

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/daveantoz9.png Star-fucker

Doctor Z

03-12-2007, 07:32 PM

marshmallow... sounds so soft and fluffy.