Finally! An Interview!

[Bob Impact]

<p>Finally scored an interview with a major corporation after months of putting in resumes! FEEEEEL THE EXCITEMENT!&nbsp; HOO-FUCKING-RAY! Sorry, I've been in a six month drought, at least now i'm getting a shot now!</p>

[Hottub]

Good luck with it, Budday! I hope you get something.

[Don Stugots]

good luck.&nbsp; when you go in for it, be sure not to curse and if they ask &quot;do you have a myspace page?&quot; be sure to say no.&nbsp;

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Good luck with it, Budday! I hope you get something.<p>&nbsp;So do I! Like Hottub's panties!</p><p>BTW Buddy, I didn't mean to post this in That's Life, think you can move it for me?&nbsp; Thanks sweetie.&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />good luck. when you go in for it, be sure not to curse and if they ask &quot;do you have a myspace page?&quot; be sure to say no. <p>&nbsp;I usually say &quot;yes, and I also routinely visit this ronfez.net website, Check out what i've written on that.&quot;</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p>Good Luck Bob</p><p>I guess once you have a Job Again, you will be Robert Impact III</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Bring Sarah with you on the interview so they like you more</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>just kidding, best of luck. if it has to do with tech stuff, and you want to bounce some ideas of answers off someone, PM me and we can run through some of them</p>

[Midkiff]

<font size="2">good luck with the interview</font>

[MrPink]

Do a few shots to loosen up before you go in.

[Marc with a c]

bring your web cam

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />bring your web cam<p>&nbsp;&quot;Oh what, this? I'm in the chat room, Riiphii and Horsepants absolutely HAVE to see how I do here.&quot; </p>

[SarahImpact]

<p>Just tell them that your chick is a serious whore and she spends all of your money so you need the job so you can make more money in hopes to try and save some for yourself!&nbsp; </p><p>Wow, what a bitch!!&nbsp; You should make her get her own job or just get rid of her if she keeps taking advantage of you like that.&nbsp; That's just not cool.</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>SarahImpact</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Just tell them that your chick is a serious whore and she spends all of your money so you need the job so you can make more money in hopes to try and save some for yourself! </p><p>Wow, what a bitch!! You should make her get her own job or just get rid of her if she keeps taking advantage of you like that. That's just not cool.</p><p>&nbsp;She really is a cuntbucket.&nbsp; A bucket full of cunt if you will.</p>

[Basedow]

<p>good luck tomorrow budday. </p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000080">Good Luck &amp; don't wear any pants!!!</font></strong>

[Hottub]

<p>Bob, don't forget to trim your eyebrows before the interview.</p><p>And Sarah, don't forget your bikini area. Nothing to do with his interview, just because.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p>

[reillyluck]

<p>good luck bob.&nbsp; remember if you dont agree with something they say do not scream out LIES!!!!!!!</p><p>thats once you get your phoot in the door.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oooh and try to keep your shirt on during the interview.&nbsp; </p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>good luck bob. remember if you dont agree with something they say do not scream out LIES!!!!!!!</p><p>thats once you get your phoot in the door. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>oooh and try to keep your shirt on during the interview. </p><p>&nbsp;Can I call the interviewer &quot;Ol' cuntface?&quot;</p><p>Just took the phone interview and smashed that fucker out of the park, they're going to call to schedule a sit down within the week, I can only assume they are reworking their budget to allot for what will assuredly be the largest starting salary ever.&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Best of luck to you Bob.&nbsp; I hope they throw obscene amounts of money at you. </p><p>Beware the major corporation, though. </p><p>I speak from experience. &nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Best of luck to you Bob. I hope they throw obscene amounts of money at you. </p><p>Beware the major corporation, though. </p><p>I speak from experience. </p><p>&nbsp;Used to it by now.&nbsp; Anything beats working at the state.</p>

[cougarjake13]

good luck budday

[FUNKMAN]

Best Of Success Budday!

[SarahImpact]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bob, don't forget to trim your eyebrows before the interview.</p><p>And Sarah, don't forget your bikini area. Nothing to do with his interview, just because.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p><p><font size="2">Don't worry, I got it covered! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></p>

[Hottub]

<strong>SarahImpact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bob, don't forget to trim your eyebrows before the interview.</p><p>And Sarah, don't forget your bikini area. Nothing to do with his interview, just because.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p><p><font size="2">Don't worry, I got it covered! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></p><p>Miss Ffuzzy Bob, and Hairy Sarah.</p><p>They were the best!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 3-6-07 @ 9:06 PM</span>

[Bob Impact]

So it's been two weeks since I was told that a follow up would be scheduled, and nothing.&nbsp; I've researched online and found out that this company has a history of &quot;forgetting&quot; about applicants for months on end, so should I start calling and inquiring about what is going on or do I drop it and keep looking?

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />So it's been two weeks since I was told that a follow up would be scheduled, and nothing.&nbsp; I've researched online and found out that this company has a history of &quot;forgetting&quot; about applicants for months on end, so should I start calling and inquiring about what is going on or do I drop it and keep looking? <p>what does sarah think?</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />So it's been two weeks since I was told that a follow up would be scheduled, and nothing. I've researched online and found out that this company has a history of &quot;forgetting&quot; about applicants for months on end, so should I start calling and inquiring about what is going on or do I drop it and keep looking? <p>what does sarah think?</p><p> That you're creepy. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p><p><font size="6">PHACE!&nbsp;</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bob Impact on 3-19-07 @ 2:38 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />So it's been two weeks since I was told that a follow up would be scheduled, and nothing. I've researched online and found out that this company has a history of &quot;forgetting&quot; about applicants for months on end, so should I start calling and inquiring about what is going on or do I drop it and keep looking? <p>what does sarah think?</p><p>That you're creepy. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p><font size="6">PHACE!&nbsp;</font></p><p>ll cool m</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />So it's been two weeks since I was told that a follow up would be scheduled, and nothing. I've researched online and found out that this company has a history of &quot;forgetting&quot; about applicants for months on end, so should I start calling and inquiring about what is going on or do I drop it and keep looking? <p>what does sarah think?</p><p>That you're creepy. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p><font size="6">PHACE! </font></p><p>ll cool m</p><p>&nbsp;You scare me sometimes.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>i thought earl gotta guest-hey hey hey</p><p>good luck to you man</p><p>maybe the momentium will carry over and i can getta job&nbsp;</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>def call them. you never know this might be a part of the interview where they want to see your follow up skills. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><p>def call them. you never know this might be a part of the interview where they want to see your follow up skills. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;I called and left a message, haven't heard back yet. &nbsp; </p>

[Reephdweller]

I'm glad you called. Good luck budday!

[Bob Impact]

Had a great phone interviewer with a recruiter today, hopefully I'll be starting at a new place soon!

[Don Stugots]

i hate recruiters. they promise you this and that and end up wasting your time.

[Bob Impact]

This is a company I've known to work with a couple of friends of mine, so I'm hopeful.

[cupcakelove]

i hate recruiters. they promise you this and that and end up wasting your time.

I'm going to agree with Stu here. I also had one laugh at me over the phone when I told him how much money I wanted for my next job. Two days later I got an offer for more. Fucking asshole.

[cupcakelove]

This is a company I've known to work with a couple of friends of mine, so I'm hopeful.

Good luck Bob, I hope they treat you right.

[Fat_Sunny]

B.I., Feel Free To Use Fat_Sunny As A Reference!

[Bob Impact]

B.I., Feel Free To Use Fat_Sunny As A Reference!

There was a moment where I actually referred to myself in the third person during the interview and thought of Fat Sunny.

[Don Stugots]

i know cut a promo when i go for an interview. i end it with "and watcha gonna do when the stugots goes wild on you"

[Don Stugots]

bumpity. after several no where interviews I have tomorrow morning at 7:00 AM over breakfast. They picked the time and place, since they know I am working nights and do not care that I will be in my work clothes. These guys seem like they are the real deal and are ready to pay (and not just for breakfast). The company itself is a plumbing subcontractor, in need of a hands on type project manager. They are based in Lynbrook, so if i took the gig I would be driving about 15 miles from home against traffic most of the way. I am excited about this one. I will keep yous posted.

[Gvac]

bumpity. after several no where interviews I have tomorrow morning at 7:00 AM over breakfast. They picked the time and place, since they know I am working nights and do not care that I will be in my work clothes. These guys seem like they are the real deal and are ready to pay (and not just for breakfast). The company itself is a plumbing subcontractor, in need of a hands on type project manager. They are based in Lynbrook, so if i took the gig I would be driving about 15 miles from home against traffic most of the way. I am excited about this one. I will keep yous posted.

Good luck brother man!

Remember - they need you, not the other way around.

Hopefully you won't have to travel 417 miles to work every day anymore.

[Jughead]

Stu you can do it this sounds like the real deal!!!...If not I had a fantastic tent sale i will send ya some cash....JUGGY

[Don Stugots]

haha, thanks jug. it isnt just the money, it is quality of life. my current employer treats me like i am dirty harry, every shit project that comes up ends up mine and i make it work and make them $$$. long hours, longer drives back and forth to the projects, short schedules, bad sub contractors, shitty clients, all in a regular day for me. I am ready to move on and so far these guys seem ready for me.

GVAC, as I told you, I am the free agent that someone wants. My track record speaks for it self, it is time for a company to woo me.

[Bob Impact]

haha, thanks jug. it isnt just the money, it is quality of life. my current employer treats me like i am dirty harry, every shit project that comes up ends up mine and i make it work and make them $$$. long hours, longer drives back and forth to the projects, short schedules, bad sub contractors, shitty clients, all in a regular day for me. I am ready to move on and so far these guys seem ready for me.

GVAC, as I told you, I am the free agent that someone wants. My track record speaks for it self, it is time for a company to woo me.
Just shoot that winning Stugs smile at em and rest your head on their shoulder, gets me every damn time!

[Don Stugots]

interviews suck it.

[Don Stugots]

big phone interview today at 4:00 with a nation wide property management company. they love my resume. I am nervous.

thank you millie for the reference.

[cupcakelove]

big phone interview today at 4:00 with a nation wide property management company. they love my resume. I am nervous.

thank you millie for the reference.

Good luck Stugots!!!

[fohat]

Good luck Stugots!!!

Break a leg!
And theirs if you don't get the job!*





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[cougarjake13]

big phone interview today at 4:00 with a nation wide property management company. they love my resume. I am nervous.

thank you millie for the reference.

so how'd it go ????


and what about the other one you had breakfast with ???

[Bob Impact]

HAD a great interview this morning only to discover it was a 3 month contractor position. :/

[Bulldogcakes]

Good luck to all you guys. I always want to see my fellow RF.netters happy with whatever they do in life.

[Bulldogcakes]

HAD a great interview this morning only to discover it was a 3 month contractor position. :/

Why not go for it? Maybe it could become permanent if you do well, you could meet some people there who hook you up with something down the road, or maybe your boss will start sexually harassing you and you'll have a big payday in litigation.

If nothing else you have something to do for the next 3 mos and you can keep looking in the meantime.

[Bob Impact]

Why not go for it? Maybe it could become permanent if you do well, you could meet some people there who hook you up with something down the road, or maybe your boss will start sexually harassing you and you'll have a big payday in litigation.

If nothing else you have something to do for the next 3 mos and you can keep looking in the meantime.

Oh, come on, theres no WAY Mikeyboy will be my boss.






































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I've seen the way he looks at me.

[Don Stugots]

The interview went well. they will call me next week to set up a face to face. i will keep yous posted.

[Bob Impact]

Got a new job!

Good pay, contracted full time, but its a shot, thank god.

[cupcakelove]

Got a new job!

Good pay, contracted full time, but its a shot, thank god.

Congratulations Bob!!!!