Humorous Vandalism and Other Acts of Mischief

[AgnosticJihad]

<p>When I was in my late teens-early twenties, whenever me and my two best friends got bored (usually when we didn't have any drugs), we would go out and perform acts of vandalism. These were usually funny innature and resulted in no permanent damage to anyone's property, they were just playful. For example, we used to rearrange the letters on signs at gas stations and the such when they were closed (we change &quot;Luck of the Irish&quot; to &quot;Fuck the Irish&quot;, &quot;We Have Brats&quot; to &quot;We Have Rats&quot;). Once, there was a home in town on a heavily-trafficked road whose mailbox post was designed to look like legs and the owners put a pair of blue jeans on it, so we made a fake penis from stuffed pantyhose and rigged it to look like it was popping out of the zipper. My all time favorite though was when we were driving around, trying to find the sign for a street that beared my friends last name; we couldn't find it, so instead I stole a &quot;Nieghborhood Watch&quot; sign from the middle of a nieghborhood in broad daylight (hopefully everyone sees the irony in this).</p><p>I'm curious if anyone else has any good stories (or better yet pictures) of any pranks like this.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>&nbsp;We&nbsp;never did much in the way of vandalizing, but we did our fair share of mischief. One of our favorites was to go joy riding in golf carts at the local country club. One time we decided to steal the maintenance cart (gas powered) and try to take it to some nearby shale pits. We crossed a bridge over the creek and were only about 15 yards from getting out of the golf course, when we hit a tree. The thing stalled. We tried to get it started again, and it kept backfiring. The bangs gave us away. Next thing we knew, there was a pickup truck full of maintenance people coming over the hill at us. We ran for our lives. We also did&nbsp;a lot of pool hopping at the country club.</p><p>&nbsp;Sometimes, we'd string the tape from old 8 tracks across the road to piss off drivers. We also would throw crab apples at the ice cream man. Most of this stuff was done with the sole purpose of getting chased. If were too lazy to actually do something, we'd go to the country club and just start running when we saw their thugs. They'd assume we were up to something and chase us.</p>

[reeshy]

I shot a man in Reno once.....just to watch home die....is that funny?????

[Reynolds]

10 years ago I lit a pile of trash bags on fire outside a train station in my hometown.&nbsp; The town drunk (and also convicted pyro) admitted to it, and is still in jail to this day.

[ralphbxny]

I was a NYC kid in the 80's and 90's. I spray painted and markered my name all over, I used to throw eggs, charcoal, or any small projectile from our 11th floor balcony at passing people and cars. We started trash bin&nbsp;fires and alot of stupid shit.&nbsp; Youth.

[NortonRules]

<p>What's a nieghborhood?</p>

[Don Stugots]

we would drive around and shot out the glass in the bus shelters.

[johnniewalker]

<p>I don't know if this is humorous, its probably an other...&nbsp; One night me and 3 friends after drinking whiskey went out to this field next to a road that gets little traffic.&nbsp; Maybe 1 or 2 cars every 20 minutes.&nbsp;&nbsp; We were in a field that was about the size of a football field under some brush next to the ditch against the road.&nbsp; We were lined up with 3 of us about 10 feet away from each other and a spotter looking for cars about 40 feet away with walkie talkies.&nbsp;&nbsp; We all have our pump action bbguns and we spend the night shooting cars a past time in wisconsin.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; So my friend calls in car on the walkie talkie and we all shoot.&nbsp; All of the sudden this jeep laces on the brakes.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>My friends take off and i get up to get moving.&nbsp; I put my foot in a sinkhole and lose my shoe.&nbsp; So i have to say fuck the shoe and take off.&nbsp; Now behind the field is the subdivision where my friend lives.&nbsp; Im trailing them by a ways i see them get accross the road intersecting the field the and the subdivision.&nbsp; I almost get there and the cop throws on his lights and gets out the car with a spotlight.&nbsp; Im freeze holding my rifle in the prone position and don't move.&nbsp; Im about 80 feet away in camo scared shitless.&nbsp; What seemed like forever he held the spotlight and kept shining it back and forth and i slowly rolled in the ditch still holding that gun like hell.&nbsp; I swear it was hours before he finally gave up, luckily he didn't go down the side road or he would have caught me for sure.&nbsp; Eventually he whipped the jeep around and went back to town.&nbsp;&nbsp; Of course all my friends got away and left me for my life with a gun in a ditch and a very angry cop. &nbsp;</p><p>Later on we read a police report about a cop getting his windows shot out.&nbsp; It was a very small town so it wasn't too hard to put it together. &nbsp; I guess one of us shot too high and got em.&nbsp; I always think about what the hell would have happened if he catches me clutching a gun to my chest. &nbsp; Perhaps shot me? &nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

[AgnosticJihad]

<strong>NortonRules</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What's a nieghborhood?</p><p>oops</p>

[raulfd4]

<p><strong>disclaimer: this is long but worth it. crazy story.<br /></strong></p><p>when my friends and i were in high school we would get drunk and then roam around the local streets commiting various acts of vandalism. </p><p>pissing on the door handles of cars was always a favorite. i can also remember running around in my sandals one night and borrowing my friends shoe in order to kick over a line of those little lights that go along the side of a path/walkway.</p><p>this all did come to an unfortunate head though:</p><p>one night, drunk again, me and my friend jack walked our other buddy home. on the way back i decided it would be funny to piss on his neighbor's front door and light a little scarecrow they had on fire in the middle of the street. we watched it for a bit and then went back to jack's house. we took out his video camera, as we had become fond of doing while drinking, and i can remember we heard the fire truck go by to deal with the scarecrow. we were making fun of how long it took them to respond.</p><p>later that night after a bunch of shots of sambuca, we took to the streets again...with fire on the mind. brought the camera, too. it was early november so there were still lots of halloween decorations out. first we lit jack's neighbor's hay-stack on fire. and then peed on it to put it out. then we went further down another street and set up a huge road block with lumber from a house that was under construction. it had cones, a ton of leaves and probably some urine, too. further down the street i stole another scarecrow. bigger this time. we lit it on fire and i was waving it all around and then threw it into a big pile of leaves. HUGE fire.&nbsp; all on camera. </p><p>out of the corner of my eye i see headlights. i bolt. i hear the cop car plow through the road block. wish i could have seen it. it sounded awesome. i spend the next four or five hours dodging police flashlights and sleeping in the bushes of someone's front yard. i kept on going back to jack's house periodically but he wasn't there. i knew he got caught. and he had the camera. at around six in the morning im camped out in his back yard, waiting. his dad and him come down the driveway. i go see what happened. jack got caught hiding behind a tree. dumbass. still rag him saying i got away and only got in trouble because of him.<br /> </p><p>jack was a minor and i was recently 18. i got off way easier than him after turning myself in. just a fine and some watered down charge. jack had to go to all these classes and shit. one of the guys conducting the class was his old boy scout leader. jack said watching the video with the cops was the most embarassing thing ever. they were all laughing at him and busting his balls. he was barfing at one point on the tape and they made a lot of fun of him for that. and when we were making fun of the fire truck early in the video they had a good time with that, too.</p><p>i guess im a bit of a pyro. never did get to see that video. i would love to see it. definitely the stupidest/craziest thing ive ever done. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by raulfd4 on 3-5-07 @ 1:55 AM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

My friend used to hate his neighbor who lived three houses away.&nbsp; One night at 2 AM, we snuck over to their house and my friend used their garden hose and put it into the top of their car window that was open a few inches.&nbsp; He turned on the water and we took off.&nbsp; It must have filled that car to the top!

[PapaBear]

<p>I once vandalised a photo, to make it MUCH, <font size="2">MUCH </font>better.</p><p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/march2034.jpg" border="0" width="425" height="319" /></p>

[TooLowBrow]

I'd drop bowling balls from the third story window of our apartment. We lived at the top of a hill and they would keep bouncing higher and further away until they hit something or someone. The fact that they were black made them pretty much invisible at nighttime.