Best Old School Funny Movie Quotes [Archive]

FezPaul

03-03-2007, 05:18 PM

<pre>If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!</pre>Groucho in A Day at the Races (Movie)<pre>Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. </pre><pre> My alarm clock is set for eight."</pre>Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)<pre>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. </pre><pre>Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. </pre><pre>You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. </pre><pre>But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, </pre><pre>but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.</pre>Groucho in Animal crackers (Movie)<pre>I can see you standing over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove </pre>Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)<pre>Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.</pre>Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie)

This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-3-07 @ 9:20 PM

oh_kee_pa

03-03-2007, 05:30 PM

this isn't russia is it?<div>caddyshack<div> </div><div>not really a line but the Hansel Story from Zoolander when the midget endds it w/ "cool story hansel"</div><div> </div><div>Get a beer, don't cost nothing</div><div>Animalhouse</div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div></div>

burrben

03-03-2007, 05:43 PM

FezPaul wrote: <pre>Groucho in A Day at the Races (Movie)</pre>Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)<pre><pre></pre>Groucho in Animal crackers (Movie)</pre><pre>Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)</pre>Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie)This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-3-07 @ 9:20 PM i think i see a trend

FezPaul

03-03-2007, 05:44 PM

burrben wrote: FezPaul wrote: <pre>Groucho in A Day at the Races (Movie)</pre>Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)<pre><pre></pre>Groucho in Animal crackers (Movie)</pre><pre>Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)</pre>Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie)This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-3-07 @ 9:20 PM i think i see a trendHe said funny.<pre>Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.</pre>Groucho Marx in Monkey Business (movie)

Jughead

03-03-2007, 06:25 PM

"Whats a matter colonel sanders chicken"????..Space Balls  I can not link because I am a dummy..Please go to you tube and put in (ludicrous speed go)....And you will laugh......I Hope  My name is jug and I am drinking Blue Moon.....sorry...

IamFogHat

03-03-2007, 06:35 PM

<img src="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes10/blazingsad162-b.jpg" border="0" width="156" height="108" />"Somebody's gonna have to go back an' get a shit load 'a dimes!"  -Slim Pickens, Blazing Saddles

ralphbxny

03-03-2007, 08:32 PM

This is pot talk and I love it!!

weekapaugjz

03-03-2007, 08:42 PM

"your know, your son looks like a fag to me.  You better re-marry soon or he is gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say jack robinson"anyone know this?

johnniewalker

03-03-2007, 08:45 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: "your know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better re-marry soon or he is gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say jack robinson"anyone know this?  HAHA, one of my favs!   Paul newman at his best!

ralphbxny

03-03-2007, 09:07 PM

Its one of my fav movie scence ever and its on comedy central right now!!!I am a karate man I bleed on the inside!!!It aint cool being a Jive turkey this close to thanksgiving!!Trading Places when Eddie Murphy is in Jail!!

Drunky McBetidont

03-03-2007, 09:25 PM

<table border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#fbf2f7">Topic Title: </td><td bgcolor="#fbf2f7">Best Old School Funny Movie Quotes </td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0002071/">Frank</a>: "We're going streaking." <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000681/">Beanie</a>: "Earmuffs." <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0005561/">Mitch</a>: "Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?" <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0180366/">Cab Driver</a>: "I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat."<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0002071/">Frank</a>: [Crying] "You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy." <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0278248/">Wedding Singer</a>: [singing] "Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever. "<a name="poster" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/73/Topic/57503/currentpage/photogallery" title="Old School"><img src="http://ia.ec.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/01/58/33m.jpg" border="0" alt="Old School" title="Old School" width="98" height="140" /></a>

high fly

03-03-2007, 09:41 PM

"Can I have some more beans, Mr. Taggart?""Ever been in a Turkish prison?""Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb!""That's Frankenschteen!"

This message was edited by high fly on 3-4-07 @ 2:38 AM

hedges

03-10-2007, 12:35 AM

"Oswald was a fag."

Stephen Baldwin "Usual Suspects"

thepaulo

03-10-2007, 01:01 AM

i'm walking here...i'm walking hereall that cowboy shit is strictly for fagswell if it's free then i ain't stealingjohn wayne! you trying to tell me he's a faghere i am going to florida, my leg hurts,my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts and like that ain't enough I gotta pee all over myselfyou know in my own place my name aint ratzo i mean, it just so happens in my own place my name is enrico salvatore rizzo

Leticia

03-10-2007, 02:01 AM

DonInNC

03-10-2007, 02:20 AM

"This is U.S. History. I see the globe right there." -Jeff Spicoli / Fast Times at Ridgemont High"And that's it and that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball... And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair." -Navin Johnson / The Jerk"Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God, I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me." -Eric Stratton / Animal House"You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great." -Bill Lumbergh / Office Space"You ever seen a grown man naked?" Captain Over / Airplane

ralphbxny

03-16-2007, 07:22 AM

Put the lotion in the basket!!!

EliSnow

03-16-2007, 07:27 AM

FezPaul wrote: <pre>If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!</pre>Groucho in A Day at the Races (Movie)<pre>Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. </pre><pre> My alarm clock is set for eight."</pre>Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)<pre>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. </pre><pre>Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. </pre><pre>You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. </pre><pre>But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, </pre><pre>but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.</pre>Groucho in Animal crackers (Movie)<pre>I can see you standing over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove </pre>Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)<pre>Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.</pre>Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie)This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-3-07 @ 9:20 PM FezPaul, I agree wholeheartedly.  BTW, if anyone thinks "old school" means '70's and '80's (or '90's) movies, I think we have a failure to communicate.

kevcala

03-16-2007, 07:34 AM

"No thanks. I take it black, like my men" EDIT: I'll think of 4 more "Sparky, Wild Animal""I know, I'm gonna go for it honey"  3 more 

This message was edited by kevcala on 3-16-07 @ 11:36 AM

Knowledged_one

03-16-2007, 07:35 AM

1.  Fletch:  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0001841/">Fat Sam</a>: I got some reds. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000331/">Fletch</a>: You don't mean communists, do you, Sam?2.  Caddyshack:  So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. 3.  American Psycho:  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0798164/">Waiter</a>: Would you like to hear today's specials? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000288/">Patrick Bateman</a>: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

hedges

03-16-2007, 10:18 AM

"A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp, out-of-the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of the cosmic-unconciousness."

"Did you eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?"

Repo Man

weekapaugjz

03-16-2007, 05:52 PM

DonInNC wrote: "This is U.S. History. I see the globe right there." -Jeff Spicoli / Fast Times at Ridgemont High"And that's it and that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball... And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair." -Navin Johnson / The Jerk  wow, you picked two of my favorite lines ever.  being a history teacher in training, the spicoli line is an all time favorite.  and that scene from the jerk is classic.  another one from the jerk: "the cans, stay away from the cans!"

Bellyfullasnot

03-16-2007, 07:09 PM

"Take a seat (sit down?) Francis"  Sgt Hulka to Psycho.  I can't say it's the best but it's stuck in my head for 20 years.

reformed

03-16-2007, 09:36 PM

"Toyota salesman from all around the country.  Orientals and even those suspected of being Orientals.  Stacked on the thirty yard line.  Watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face.  The Gallo brothers.  Ernest and Julio.  Party guys, who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders, down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colliseum.  The Pepsi and Coke Bottlers of America.  Coke adds life.  It's the real thing.  Bombarded by missles.  Flying, flaming matchbook covers.  The waterheads from General Motors, up in the top seats where they belong, getting the worst of the pollution..."B. Murray

bigredd

03-16-2007, 10:21 PM

Bellyfullasnot wrote: "Take a seat (sit down?) Francis"  Sgt Hulka to Psycho.  I can't say it's the best but it's stuck in my head for 20 years.Lighten up, Frances.

bigredd

03-16-2007, 10:28 PM

Hawaii?!? God dammit, man I'm supposed to be in California.    Hot ShotsAre you trying to tell me our lord and savior Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?      Harris-Major LeagueDo you do drugs, Danny?   Ty WebbDad says get up! You're gonna be late again you butthole!   Spicoli's lil brother Excuse me, miss but I speak jive.   Barbara Billingsly (June Cleaver)

patsopinion

03-16-2007, 10:41 PM

gunga la gunga- caddy shack

This message was edited by patsopinion on 3-17-07 @ 2:45 AM

shittyhambrgers

03-16-2007, 11:24 PM

Chip Douglas: It was my treat. Steven Kovacs: What do you mean it was your treat? Chip Douglas: You know, I bought this time. You buy next time... Don't let your eggs get cold. Steven Kovacs: Buy what? Chip Douglas: What do you mean 'buy what'? The women. Steven Kovacs: [after pause] Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute? Chip Douglas: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?!<img src="http://www.daveyd.com/cguy.gif" border="0" width="216" height="212" /> 

This message was edited by shittyhambrgers on 3-17-07 @ 3:26 AM

tele7

03-16-2007, 11:41 PM

<a href="http://imdb.com/name/nm0028647/">Howard</a>: What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... ..No, he's not retarded.  Sixteen Candles <hr width="30%" /><a name="qt0244498"></a>

Mike Teacher

03-17-2007, 01:59 AM

bigredd wrote: Bellyfullasnot wrote: "Take a seat (sit down?) Francis"  Sgt Hulka to Psycho.  I can't say it's the best but it's stuck in my head for 20 years.Lighten up, Frances.From memory in one big brain vomit so its def got mistakes...'My names Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho. If ya call me Francis, I'll Kill You. Now if I catch any of you with your meathooks on my stuff, and I'll Kill You...'Ooooooooo''You Just Made the List. Any of you Homos touch me? I'll Kill Ya...''Listen Up Francis. One of these men might save your life one day.''Then again, maybe one of us wont...'and SCENE.

moochcassidy

03-17-2007, 03:55 AM

FezPaul wrote: <pre>If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!</pre>Groucho in A Day at the Races (Movie)<pre>Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. </pre><pre> My alarm clock is set for eight."</pre>Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)<pre>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. </pre><pre>Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. </pre><pre>You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. </pre><pre>But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, </pre><pre>but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.</pre>Groucho in Animal crackers (Movie)<pre>I can see you standing over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove </pre>Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)<pre>Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.</pre>Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie) This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-3-07 @ 9:20 PM<h1 id="video_title"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyzTI0M8eo">Groucho Marx- Capt Spalding's Adventures in Africa</a></h1>

Sheeplovr

03-17-2007, 06:59 AM

moochcassidy wrote: FezPaul wrote: <pre>If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!</pre>Groucho in A Day at the Races (Movie)<pre>Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. </pre><pre> My alarm clock is set for eight."</pre>Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera (movie)<pre>One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. </pre><pre>Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. </pre><pre>You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. </pre><pre>But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, </pre><pre>but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.</pre>Groucho in Animal crackers (Movie)<pre>I can see you standing over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove </pre>Groucho in Duck Soup (movie)<pre>Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.</pre>Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie) This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-3-07 @ 9:20 PM<h1 id="video_title"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyzTI0M8eo">Groucho Marx- Capt Spalding's Adventures in Africa</a></h1> oooo theres alot of groucho videos on you tube spanx to moochkick ass

Sheeplovr

03-17-2007, 07:10 AM

Can we have a Marx brohters party

Captain Rooster

03-17-2007, 07:23 AM

Weird ScienceWyatt: Gary are you scared?Gary: Wyatt, if I could shoot and egg out of my ass right now I would.

KnoxHarrington

03-17-2007, 01:53 PM

Ambassador de Sadesky: The deciding factor was when we decided your country was working along similar lines, and that we would face a doomsday gap.

President Merkin Muffley: This is preposterous! I've never approved of anything like that!

Ambassador de Sadesky: Our source was the New York Times.

sr71blackbird

03-17-2007, 08:51 PM

Where'd youd git them moccasins, off'n a dead Chinee?You have to play with your hands?  Thats like a baby toy!He can spot a fake ID?  Jesus Christ Powell, the guy could be a fucking bartender for all you know! Shoot - the - glassYou ask me for miracles, I give you the eff bee eye

OldGravyLeg

03-18-2007, 07:39 AM

Hey Whiplash, If I did'nt have puke breath I'd Kiss You,  Strange Brew

drjoek

03-18-2007, 09:44 AM

5 from Full metal Jacket.you could as easy put the whole screenplay <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: What's your excuse? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0397124/">Private Cowboy</a>: Sir, excuse for what, sir? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: I'm asking the fucking questions here private. Do you understand? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0397124/">Private Cowboy</a>: Sir, yes, sir. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0397124/">Private Cowboy</a>: Sir, yes, sir. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000388/">Gunnery Sergeant Hartman</a>: The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

high fly

03-21-2007, 05:57 PM

hedges wrote: "Oswald was a fag." Stephen Baldwin "Usual Suspects" "John Wayne was a fag."    -- from Repo Man

high fly

03-21-2007, 06:04 PM

"Roger, Over."

LOAF

03-21-2007, 06:08 PM

"1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! "<img src="http://www.marcio_carvalho.blogger.com.br/Dr.%20Emmett%20L.%20Brown.JPG" border="0" width="343" height="257" />

Friday

03-21-2007, 09:53 PM

MEAT TOSSER!!!!!<img src="http://www.mutantreviewers.com/pc23.jpg" border="0" alt="meat tossing from PCU" title="meat tossing from PCU" width="288" height="162" />

Bellyfullasnot

03-22-2007, 03:57 AM

hedges

03-22-2007, 08:10 PM

Excuse me, hi, do you mind if I ask you a couple questions for a project I'm working on?

Sure.

Did you vote in the most recent election?

Hell no, I got less important things to do.

What do you do to earn a living?

You mean work? To hell with the kind of work you have to do to earn a living. All that does is fill the bellies of the pigs who exploit us. Hey, look at me, I'm making it, I may live badly, but at least I don't have to work to do it.

What'll it take for you to get a job?

Hey, I'll get a job, when I hear the true call.
You know, the true call, I know when I hear it.

Anthing else you want to add?

Yeah, here's something else. To all you workers out there, every single commodity you produce is a piece of your own death.

What was your relationship like with...

End of interview

Slackers (Linklater)

RicShaw

03-22-2007, 09:09 PM

<a href="http://null/name/nm0000101/">Elwood</a>: You don't like it? <a href="http://null/name/nm0000004/">Jake</a>: No I don't like it... [Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge] <a href="http://null/name/nm0000004/">Jake</a>: Car's got a lot of pickup. <a href="http://null/name/nm0000101/">Elwood</a>: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what? [a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette] <a href="http://null/name/nm0000004/">Jake</a>: Fix the cigarette lighter.

fiestygal..i'mback!

04-02-2007, 05:42 AM

"why do they call you meat? is it because you are so big?"

~porky's

tupper65

04-02-2007, 08:51 AM

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Smokey and the Bandit

BLZBUBBA

04-02-2007, 01:16 PM

LIFE OF BRIAN...
"There's a mess in here alright but there's no Messiah"
"You can't 'av a baby because you aven't got a woooomb"
"Where are you from bignose...NOSE CITY?"
"Awight...Welease Bwian"
"Execution? Good. Line on the left..one cross each."

RogerPodacter

04-02-2007, 02:21 PM

Fletch:

I love your body, Larry.

I have to go to Utah...we can afford it, take it outta my raise.

Common, i'll buy you a new stick of deodorant.

Caddyshack:

Thank you very little.

AgnosticJihad

04-04-2007, 10:48 PM

"I'm gonna pick a fight with your vagina, a pussy doodle do, I stuck my penis, in your beautiful vagina" _Run Ronnie Run  from a song in the characters sang,lol One of my favorite movies of all time. 

Great movie. I was going to use Jeff Goldblum's fairy-rant as one of my quotes. Mr. Show was the shit.

My other 4 quotes are from Dr. Strangelove.

Gen. Turgison: "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops."

Pres. Muffley: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Gen. Ripper: "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the International Communist Conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Gen. Ripper: "Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."

ChimneyFish

04-05-2007, 11:43 AM

"Butt Pie. That's a sequel to the bestseller Butt Cake. A whole magazine about butt........with cake all over it."

"I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!!!! "

"I,I,I,I,I,I,I want the kniiiife........pleeeeease."

"Hey bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'?... Or is it me?"

"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it."

Team_Ramrod

04-05-2007, 12:46 PM

"puttin on the foil"

"fuckin machine stole my quarter"

"Eddie Shore, Toe Blake"

"Suzanne sucks pussy"

"He's not playing; He's suspended"

"His eventual deportation to Canada and that countries refusal to accept him"

"Get me an orange or a grape... but none of that stinkin Rootbeer"

"Way to go! You broke the fuckin car"

"Trade me right fuckin now"

"My allergy to these fan has returned"

"Big deal, I've been shitfaced all week"

"I want some snatch by the pool"

"Makin it look mean"

"Hailing From MooseJaw Saskatchewan...Billy Charlevois"

"Keep your eye on the fruit...Keep your eye on the fruit"