Once on a Date....

[OneEyeJack]

<p><strong>One night ,on a date, with an old girlfriend ,I decided to bring along some beer to drink in my car before entering the bar. The bar was the Binghamton ferry nite club and restaurant very popular in its time because it is anchored on the hudson river and looks out on new york.It was expensive back then and we decided to catch our buzz first in the car. Well the beer Ibought did not have twist caps so I went out to my bumper and pried the caps off like I did countless times before. The beer started to suds up so I told my girl to stick her finger in the bottle to stop the spill.She did put her finger in the bottle only to turn to me and say she thinks it cut her finger tip off. It did and I PANICKED, Iwrapped her finger tip which was still attached with napkins and electric tape and drove back home. Eventually it stopped bleeding but healed funny. She never let me forget that she never had a scar on her (beautiful} body till she started dating me.</strong></p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<font size="2">Did You Drink The Beer She Plugged Up With The Bloody Finger-Stump?</font>

[Marc with a c]

what kind of beer was it?

[Snoogans]

why didnt you just use a lighter?

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I would have dropped her at the emergency room and gone back in the parking lot to finish the beers.</font>

[J.Clints]

Did you get some that night?

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>I believe the beer was heineken,and NO we did not drink the beer because of all the blood, it was all over the place and how do you open a beer bottle with a lighter?</strong>

[Marc with a c]

i've seen a guy open a bottle of wine with a lighter

[JPMNICK]

you should have let her jam it up your ass to stop the bleeding

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Did you get some that night? <p><strong>not that night!!!</strong></p>

[Snoogans]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>I believe the beer was heineken,and NO we did not drink the beer because of all the blood, it was all over the place and how do you open a beer bottle with a lighter?</strong><p>&nbsp;its tough to explain on a board but its actually pretty easy</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>I believe the beer was heineken,and NO we did not drink the beer because of all the blood, it was all over the place and how do you open a beer bottle with a lighter?</strong><p>&nbsp;Use the bottom of the lighter and apply some torque.&nbsp; Its smoother than losing a part of your girls finger. </p><p>http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/bottlelighter4ny.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[Snoogans]

good call JW

[J.Clints]

<strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Did you get some that night? <p><strong>not that night!!!</strong></p><p>Damn wasted Beer and still didnt get some THAT SUCKS</p>

[OneEyeJack]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>I believe the beer was heineken,and NO we did not drink the beer because of all the blood, it was all over the place and how do you open a beer bottle with a lighter?</strong> <p>&nbsp;Use the bottom of the lighter and apply some torque.&nbsp; Its smoother than losing a part of your girls finger. </p><p><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/bottlelighter4ny.jpg" border="0" width="353" height="361" />&nbsp;doesnt look like it would work.your fingers would move from the torque.</p>

[Snoogans]

well considering thousands of people do it, im pretty sure it works

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>OneEyeJack</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>I believe the beer was heineken,and NO we did not drink the beer because of all the blood, it was all over the place and how do you open a beer bottle with a lighter?</strong> <p>&nbsp;Use the bottom of the lighter and apply some torque.&nbsp; Its smoother than losing a part of your girls finger. </p><p><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/bottlelighter4ny.jpg" border="0" width="353" height="361" />&nbsp;</p><p>Just never try it with the cheap shit clear lighters.&nbsp; I had one blow up in my hand doing that and it scared the shit out of everyone in my car.&nbsp; I used to open them with my teeth too, but I chipped a molar once and have never done that since.</p><p><img src="http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vendopen_1896_1799658" border="0" width="301" height="182" /></p><p>and even though snopes says the old story about a spark hitting a bic and kiling dude was a fake, they do admit disposable lights to explode and many pay-offs have been made to keep it quiet.</p><p><a href="http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/lighters.asp">http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/lighters.asp</a></p>

[Snoogans]

yea it has to be with a thick plastic bic lighter

[PapaBear]

...or a Djeep. I always loved those things. They were nice and flat, so you could cover the bowl on the bong when needed.

[Snoogans]

and they last forever, but the bad thing about them is there is no way to disable the child lock. You just always have to keep pushing it