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Reynolds
03-03-2007, 03:13 AM
Who would you rather fuck?
Bulldogcakes
03-03-2007, 04:36 AM
This is easy. The one you never got. Most people's "firsts" aren't as romantic as they're cracked up to be. In fact, most of them are varying degrees of distaster. Which of course, makes them funny.
cowbell_killer
03-03-2007, 04:47 AM
this is a good question. As far as the first goes....man i really would like a second crack at that. I didnt really get it like it should have been gotten and i like to clean up old messes before i make new ones on new women. On the other hand "the one that got away" would have been really nice and could have been one of those life fulfilling moments. The good news about this question is that fantasy you is getting some ass no matter what. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" />
Don Stugots
03-03-2007, 06:06 AM
without a doubt, the one i never got. i dont know who she is but my first was some 32 year (i was 19) old drunk neighbor of mine on Bay 11th street. I dont remember her name but i know she was a cop on desk duty due to her drunkeness. NICE.
<p>Without a doubt, the one I never got. </p><p>She was a friend, but I never realized I loved her until it was too late. </p>
Don Stugots
03-03-2007, 06:27 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Without a doubt, the one I never got. </p><p>She was a friend, but I never realized I loved her until it was too late. </p><p> where is she now? maybe its not too late. did you ever tell her how you felt? </p>
J.Clints
03-03-2007, 06:30 AM
Sometime I would like to have my first back cause I hate that bitch and I would just grudge F her........But the one I never had would be much better.
King Hippos Bandaid
03-03-2007, 07:43 AM
<p>13-0 in Votes , looks like this poll was a Brain Buster.</p><p> Not to be Mean , but seriously, you had your first, you havent had the person you can never get, This isnt a tough Question.</p>
JPMNICK
03-03-2007, 07:47 AM
make that 14-0. i had my first again about 5 years later, and it was not worth it the second time, or the first actually.
Sarge
03-03-2007, 07:54 AM
Without a question, the one I never got.
ChimneyFish
03-03-2007, 08:05 AM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Since I've been told my first has become "a tank", this is pretty easy.</font></em></strong>
cougarjake13
03-03-2007, 12:11 PM
<p>definitely the one i never got</p><p>i still think about her and what could have been and its been 11 years since i last spoke to her </p>
reeshy
03-03-2007, 12:16 PM
Wish I had my first!!!!
Reynolds
03-03-2007, 12:22 PM
The one you never got, im talking from like high school days, don't they usually turn out to be a pig, living in a trailer with 8 kids? I think I'd go for a do over on my first for the grudge fuck / show her how much better i got . 13 - 0 ? damn i suck.
cougarjake13
03-03-2007, 12:24 PM
its 22-1 now
MHasegawa
03-03-2007, 12:31 PM
<p>I cant remember my first (I cant remember my last either). </p><p> </p><p>I have too many "never gots" </p>
Team_Ramrod
03-03-2007, 02:03 PM
<p>My first...</p><p> </p><p>It's been 9 years and to be honest, I think I still have feelings for her....I haven't seen her in 7 years.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Bulldogcakes
03-03-2007, 03:21 PM
<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Since I've been told my first has become "a tank", this is pretty easy.</font></em></strong><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /> </p>
ralphbxny
03-03-2007, 03:35 PM
The Biatch that got away!!
MrPink
03-03-2007, 04:09 PM
one that got away, my first cost too much
bigtim666
03-03-2007, 04:10 PM
i am calling her now
SatCam
03-03-2007, 05:46 PM
1. Your first, again
2. The one you never got.
For virgins, you may answer both a and b
Midkiff
03-03-2007, 05:49 PM
<font size="3">I guess the one I never got, because my sister is fat now.</font>
lleeder
03-03-2007, 05:50 PM
<font size="3">The one that got away, the first cost too much.</font>
Midkiff
03-03-2007, 05:55 PM
<font size="3">somebody copied somebody</font>
Kevin
03-03-2007, 05:55 PM
<p>I GOT WHO EVER I WANTED</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.frontrowking.com/comedians/andrew%20dice%20clay/1088881073diceclay.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="512" /></p><p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....</p><p> </p><p>Seriously though, Defiantly the one i never got, Its always the one you didn't get.</p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I guess I am one of the minority. </font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">My first was quite a good experience. We stayed together for only a few weeks and I haven't seen her since. I'd love a chance to be with her again.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">I think the old saying " better the devil you know than the devil you don't ". The one you never had might not be such a great experience. </font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">But my first was.</font></p>
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