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Tenbatsuzen

03-01-2007, 05:44 PM

Bill Simmons posed this theory a while back:There are two women in entertainment that women despise no matter what.  Jennifer Love Hewitt and Mariah Carey. Now, my chick is completely cool.  So cool, in fact, that she has a wallpaper of Jenna Jameson.  But, I was looking at a pic of JLH from the Oscars and she LOST HER SHIT.Just started going off about her nose.  I was like, "Holy Jeesus..."  From Simmons:  Q: In your "Midseason Form" column, you write about how your wife hates Mariah Carey and that most women do. Try this: Tell your wife that you find Jennifer Love Hewitt attractive and you enjoy her acting. You may even be able to squeeze a whole column out of her reaction and the pure bile that women spit when hearing her name. Ask any sisters, sisters-in-law, other female friends; they all hate her universally, and it is unexplainable. --Jack, Cleveland SG: Just for the record, I tried this with the Sports Gal this week ... she reacted like George Brett in the Pine Tar Game. Highest of high comedy. Somebody needs to film the pilot, "Everybody Hates Jennifer." In response to why women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt: First, who told her to be an actress, because someone LIED to her. Obviously her acting skills are not why she is so popular (among men). Did she learn nothing from Pam Anderson? Just pose in Playboy, that is if she hasn't already, and shut your mouth. Who actually watched "VIP" or "Barb Wire" with the mute off? NO ONE!! and no one watched "Heartbreakers" or "I know what you did last summer" for the Oscar award-winning acting or story lines. Put America out of its misery and stop with the pathetic attempts at acting or singing. Second, if I have to see her on the cover of MAXIM/STUFF/FHM one more time talking about her humanitarian efforts to save little pink bunnies. I swear on my 1998 Yankees World Series tape that I will do not so nice things to her. And finally, it should be illegal to be that skinny and have breasts that large, literally a walking, talking, real-life barbie doll. Not that I'm jealous or anything. Seriously. That pretty much sums up why we hate her. Hey Jennifer, "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!" -- Isabella M.  Liz, comment?

DarkHippie

03-01-2007, 05:47 PM

she makes me wanna shoop

Tenbatsuzen

03-01-2007, 05:49 PM

The picture in question. <a href="http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc26&image=86036__celeb_city_122_26lo .JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc26/th_86036__celeb_city_122_26lo.JPG" border="0" /></a> 

This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-1-07 @ 9:49 PM

Midkiff

03-01-2007, 05:50 PM

I'm just waiting for the inevitable day when she unleashes her puppies to the world and makes me fall in love.

DarkHippie

03-01-2007, 05:51 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: The picture in question. <a href="http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc26&image=86036__celeb_city_122_26lo .JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc26/th_86036__celeb_city_122_26lo.JPG" border="0" width="115" height="160" /></a> This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-1-07 @ 9:49 PM damn! you could fit a summer squash between those tits

Midkiff

03-01-2007, 05:54 PM

Bulldogcakes

03-01-2007, 05:59 PM

Women hate her for 3 reasons 1) She's comes across as very nice, and a generally happy person. This drives bitter, unhappy women nuts.2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. 3) She has bigger tits than they do, and its not fair. To make matters worse they're not even fake.

epo

03-01-2007, 05:59 PM

One day Jennifer and I will meet.  I will then ruin her like K-Fed ruined Britney.  Except I'll keep her. 

Tenbatsuzen

03-01-2007, 05:59 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 1) She's comes across as very nice, and a generally happy person. This drives bitter, unhappy women nuts.2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. 3) She has bigger tits than they do, and its not fair. To make matters worse they're not even fake.  Her ass and hips are very underrated.  You don't know what you're missing if you focus on the tits.

FUNKMAN

03-01-2007, 06:00 PM

flavopop

03-01-2007, 06:00 PM

Soooooooo hot!  Want to touch the boobies!

FUNKMAN

03-01-2007, 06:01 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 1) She's comes across as very nice, and a generally happy person. This drives bitter, unhappy women nuts.2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face.3) She has bigger tits than they do, and its not fair. To make matters worse they're not even fake.  Her ass and hips are very underrated.  You don't know what you're missing if you focus on the tits. <img src="http://www.timlink.com/images/jlh/images/jennifer%20love%20hewitt%20c-thru%20dress%20wearing%20a%20thong%20(A.M.V.jpg" border="0" width="344" height="488" />

Bulldogcakes

03-01-2007, 06:02 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 1) She's comes across as very nice, and a generally happy person. This drives bitter, unhappy women nuts.2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. 3) She has bigger tits than they do, and its not fair. To make matters worse they're not even fake.  Her ass and hips are very underrated. You don't know what you're missing if you focus on the tits.  True. And the 'girl next door' average face make her seem more fimiliar and/or attainable for most guys. So the face is actually a plus in her case.   

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-1-07 @ 10:03 PM

FUNKMAN

03-01-2007, 06:03 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 1) She's comes across as very nice, and a generally happy person. This drives bitter, unhappy women nuts.2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face.3) She has bigger tits than they do, and its not fair. To make matters worse they're not even fake.  Her ass and hips are very underrated. You don't know what you're missing if you focus on the tits.  True. And the 'girl next door' average but pretty face make her seem more fimiliar and/or attainable for most guys. So the face is actually a plus in her case. <img src="http://www.justinrossetti.com/albums/JenniferLoveHewitt/JenniferLoveHewitt_r08a.sized.jpg" border="0" width="439" height="640" />

Bulldogcakes

03-01-2007, 06:06 PM

Funk, they all look like Martians when they roll outta bed. You're married, you know this.

DarkHippie

03-01-2007, 06:08 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Funk, they all look like Martians when they roll outta bed. You're married, you know this. I love me some martian pussy

HBox

03-01-2007, 06:09 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: The picture in question. <a href="http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc26&image=86036__celeb_city_122_26lo .JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc26/th_86036__celeb_city_122_26lo.JPG" border="0" /></a>  This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-1-07 @ 9:49 PMShe's looking especially hot here.Every chick at her center has a vicious, envious black hole of hate. The only difference is the amount of hotness needed to activate the cat claws.

walking joint

03-01-2007, 06:24 PM

she annoys the hell out of me, but she is hot enough to like her....especially the boobs.

Kevin

03-01-2007, 06:41 PM

1 I am utterly flabbergasted that there was no Anti Arod or Yankee mention anywhere there, Being that its Simmons.2 Its the same shit with what we guys do to Men who are successful and get a ton of women. We call them gay. For the same reason why women hate JLH, Jealousy, pure jealousy. They can't get what she can get and they hate her for it. Its human nature. We call guys gay because its the ultimate insult for a guy. And for chicks its being called an un talented whore who got there because she is a whore.... Am i making any sense?? I do not know if that came out right. I always loved JHL because of 1 her cans2 She just seems like a happy go lucky chick that you would just have fun with, in and out of the bedroom. Somtimes a bit annoying, but, who gives a shit with that body? 

This message was edited by Kevin on 3-1-07 @ 10:43 PM

Dudeman

03-01-2007, 06:45 PM

ralphbxny

03-02-2007, 11:11 AM

As long as she doesnt speak I love her!!

DoubleJ

03-02-2007, 12:06 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: 2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. I'm a big fan, and I have to disagree with the average face/girl-next-door comments above. If she's legitimately average in your opinion, then I need to move to Sheepy's Point, wherever that is.

JPMNICK

03-02-2007, 12:17 PM

DoubleJ wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: 2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. I'm a big fan, and I have to disagree with the average face/girl-next-door comments above. If she's legitimately average in your opinion, then I need to move to Sheepy's Point, wherever that is.I agree, she may be average in terms of celeb's, but you can not walk into any bar and see a bunch of girls who look like her.  and tenbats is right on one thing, the ass and hips and legs, all magnificient. They almost have a beyonce/J-lo feel to them, but you can safely bring it home to your italian grandparents.

led37zep

03-02-2007, 12:18 PM

Dude...she's hot.  Lets just leave it at that.

SinA

03-02-2007, 12:34 PM

Tenbatsuzen

03-02-2007, 12:39 PM

I think it's very telling that not a single woman has posted on this thread yet.

torker

03-02-2007, 12:39 PM

epo wrote: One day Jennifer and I will meet.  I will then ruin her like K-Fed ruined Britney.  Except I'll keep her.  You have a beautiful soul.

Death Metal Moe

03-02-2007, 12:39 PM

SinA wrote: <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/video?yt=vWIz831Y50w&w=600&h=500&info=Jennifer%20L ove%20Hewitt%20Bra%20Commercial%20Video" target="_blank">love</a> Thank you.

led37zep

03-02-2007, 12:40 PM

No shit...Ron and Fez need hot lesbian listeners!  Well said!!!!!

Don Stugots

03-02-2007, 12:40 PM

i love her.  we share the same last name.

Drunky McBetidont

03-02-2007, 12:42 PM

I was channel surfing a while back and came across a show on VH1 (I think) called jennifer love hewitt - love chain.for some reason i could not change the channel till it was over.  she is mesmerizing and seems like she could still learn a few things.  just doesn't come across as a whore at all, yet she has been with tons of celebrities.the combo of nievity and total hotness make her desireable.  the fact she doesn't show her funbags makes her forbidden and even hotter.  as much as i would love to see her naked, I get the feeling it would cheapen her.  like only a select few get to see her and i could be one of them (at least i can fantasize that way)

Bulldogcakes

03-02-2007, 03:45 PM

Don Stugots wrote: i love her. we share the same last name. Jennifer Love Stugots?

Don Stugots

03-02-2007, 03:51 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Don Stugots wrote: i love her. we share the same last name. Jennifer Love Stugots?   yes, of course.  i dont know what i was thinking.

jenfenn

03-02-2007, 07:00 PM

She's hot, but I hate her "acting."  She knows she's got a bod & is perfectly happy with it getting her gigs.  A distraction from the fact that all she has to do is smile & gets casted.  As long as the media focuses on her breasts, the rest can fly under the radar.  But yeah, she's hot & I'm a chick saying that....<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

TjM

03-03-2007, 03:20 AM

Can I go with I despise Bill Simmons above all???

cowbell_killer

03-03-2007, 04:35 AM

i like her and think she is hot. Is it too much to ask her to get nekkid every once in awile.. How long has she been around, not even one nip slip. It's like she's not even trying.    FUCKIN A.  SHEEPY POINTS.  well, i feel really warm and fuzzy inside now...thanks sheepster.

This message was edited by cowbell_killer on 3-3-07 @ 8:36 AM

cougarjake13

03-03-2007, 06:23 AM

i liked her more in the i know what you di and party of five days

JimBeam

03-03-2007, 09:39 AM

JPM I can't believe you're comparing this chicks naturally hot/gorgeous self to of all people Beyonce & Jennifer Lopez.Those 2 are just pushup bras, airbrushing and fat asses while Hewitt is damn near perfect ( although sometimes her head looks a little big for her body but to realign just look at that rack )I've always thought 2 of the most naturally beutiful women were Hewitt and Shania Twain.They have been replaced at 1-2 or 1A & 1B by Marissa Miller.

cougarjake13

03-03-2007, 12:06 PM

JimBeam wrote: JPM I can't believe you're comparing this chicks naturally hot/gorgeous self to of all people Beyonce & Jennifer Lopez.Those 2 are just pushup bras, airbrushing and fat asses while Hewitt is damn near perfect ( although sometimes her head looks a little big for her body but to realign just look at that rack )I've always thought 2 of the most naturally beutiful women were Hewitt and Shania Twain.They have been replaced at 1-2 or 1A & 1B by Marissa Miller.never heard of marisa miller before, so i googled her and i have to say shes nothing specialshe doesnt look much different than the thousands of other skinny blondes in hollywood or entertainment

epo

03-04-2007, 10:39 AM

torker wrote: epo wrote: One day Jennifer and I will meet.  I will then ruin her like K-Fed ruined Britney.  Except I'll keep her.  You have a beautiful soul.I've argued that point for years to no avail.  It's nice to be recognized for my humanitarian efforts.

Doogie

03-04-2007, 10:46 AM

Enough said:<img src="http://www.jenniferlovehewittfans.com/images/jennifer_love_hewitt_9.jpg" border="0" alt="JLH looking sooooooo hot." title="JLH looking sooooooo hot." width="240" height="410" />

drjoek

03-04-2007, 10:51 AM

Those puppies are all real too, right?

Aggie

03-05-2007, 11:19 AM

That's interesting because I love hating chick celebs and Mariah is one of my MOST hated...but I like J Love.Partly is probably due to the fact that a friend of mine is in the band that played in her music video a few years back and they were cool with her. She would hang out with them and give him and my best friend (when she lived in LA) lots of free stuff that she would get at different events. Like cameras, $800 shoes, clothes all sorts of stuff. Apparently her mom completely ruled her career until recently and never let her do provacative roles or anything like that. I say more J-Love. Sorry Liz.

yomudder21

03-05-2007, 11:22 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face.  She has a face?

drjoek

03-05-2007, 11:30 AM

yomudder21 wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. She has a face?I hadn't noticed either

EliSnow

03-05-2007, 11:31 AM

I can't stand her.  Yes, she has incredible tits and a good body and face, but I find her to be so annoying.   Maybe if she wasn't as big as she is (celebrity-wise), I wouldn't dislike her so much.

reillyluck

03-05-2007, 11:32 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: I think it's very telling that not a single woman has posted on this thread yet. I like her.

cougarjake13

03-05-2007, 03:35 PM

drjoek wrote: yomudder21 wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Women hate her for 3 reasons 2) Guys drool over her, and yet she has an average face. The guys, however, aren't looking at her face. She has a face?I hadn't noticed eithershit when the hell did that happen ???

keithy_19

03-05-2007, 04:41 PM

reillyluck wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I think it's very telling that not a single woman has posted on this thread yet. I like her.  But Reilly, do you like her like her?

Don Stugots

03-05-2007, 04:44 PM

keithy_19 wrote: reillyluck wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I think it's very telling that not a single woman has posted on this thread yet. I like her. But Reilly, do you like her like her?  reilly's a chick?

Bulldogcakes

03-05-2007, 04:47 PM

Don Stugots wrote: keithy_19 wrote: reillyluck wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: I think it's very telling that not a single woman has posted on this thread yet. I like her. But Reilly, do you like her like her? reilly's a chick? Pssst Don. She's your sister, remember?

Wallower

03-12-2007, 02:08 PM

Here's a body check update from <a href="http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2019" target="_blank">wwtdd.com</a> <img src="http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1097/2344jlh11st6.jpg" border="0" width="650" height="999" />

Golfman

03-12-2007, 02:18 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: The picture in question. <a href="http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc26&image=86036__celeb_city_122_26lo .JPG" target="_blank"><img src="http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc26/th_86036__celeb_city_122_26lo.JPG" border="0" width="115" height="160" /></a> This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 3-1-07 @ 9:49 PM Pretty Hot, I'ma motorboatin son of a bit*&!!!!  Where's her little sis Lacy from Party o five, she's pretty smoin too!

A.J.

03-13-2007, 04:50 AM

I think I could be happy with her.

Bulldogcakes

12-03-2007, 05:35 PM

The notorious JLH bikini photos making the rounds lately. Yeah, she put on a few, but I still dig her in a big way.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_05.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_06.jpg

WHERE IS THE LOVE?

Hottub

12-03-2007, 05:39 PM

All day, every day!
Grrowl!

Chigworthy

12-03-2007, 05:41 PM

Better than some skinny skank. But they're ok too.

underdog

12-03-2007, 05:46 PM

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_05.jpg

Is she balding?

DolaMight

12-03-2007, 06:07 PM

Her ass and hips are very underrated.  You don't know what you're missing if you focus on the tits. 

yeah they are
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_06.jpg

I've never got the obsession with her. Maxim's hottest girl alive for all those years. She was just plain ordinary and any guy who obsessed about her seemed gay to me. Like you have to be told what is hot, because those feelings don't come naturally to you.

A.J.

12-04-2007, 04:22 AM

Love that ass.

Don Stugots

12-04-2007, 04:35 AM

Hot Hot Hot for me. plus, she has the same last name as me. cant go wrong there.

NortonRules

12-04-2007, 04:40 AM

Jenna Jameson? Your chick has bad taste.

Furtherman

12-04-2007, 05:39 AM

I still Love JLH.

Dougie Brootal

12-04-2007, 05:46 AM

how could anyone hate her? she's cute as a lil button!:wub:

led37zep

12-04-2007, 05:57 AM

I'm still a fan of JLH. If she's getting fatter that just means I have a better chance....right?

Earlshog

12-04-2007, 06:06 AM

I'm still a fan of JLH. If she's getting fatter that just means I have a better chance....right?

http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/preview/story.html?id=f70efd3b-19c5-4356-93a5-183f6df63eb4

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets engaged

ralphbxny

12-04-2007, 06:09 AM

She looks very nice. She just looks normal!

hurlmon

12-04-2007, 06:10 AM

nice tits and face but huge ass and really long neck.

If it wasn't for the tit's would we know her name?

buzzard

12-04-2007, 06:16 AM

she's foine to look at,her lack of acting ability makes her show unwatchable (IMO):annoyed:

Freitag

12-04-2007, 06:16 AM

Jenna Jameson? Your chick has bad taste.

The pic in question is before her husband got to her and then Tito finished her off. Probably from 99-2001.

It's funny. She stayed decent looking for a long, long time, and then hit the wall, rolled over, and burst into flames.

led37zep

12-04-2007, 06:17 AM

http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/preview/story.html?id=f70efd3b-19c5-4356-93a5-183f6df63eb4
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets engaged

its a bit.

Earlshog

12-04-2007, 06:24 AM

its a bit.

you know A & E will have the Jennifer Love Hewitt just married reality show... Party of two or some other awful horrific tie in name...

Inane babble between her and her husband over which candlesticks to buy, and the only reason anyone (with a penis) is watching is because she has on a halter top...

Death Metal Moe

12-04-2007, 07:00 AM

I saw this over on Wackbag. Sure, she got a little wide in the hips and ass. I'd still hit it, every night, all year.

TheMojoPin

12-04-2007, 09:20 AM

Sorry, but we don't hire dirty centaurs here.

What is up with that kind of bikini top? I've never seen them not look hideous. They make even the best racks look like saggy grandma boobs. Why would any woman want to wear those?

Fallon

12-04-2007, 09:24 AM

TheMojoPin

12-04-2007, 09:27 AM

No shoulder strap tan lines?

Yeah, that's the only reason I could think of, too. But the other tanlines from that kind of top look awful.

In short, that's the worst bikini of all time. Whoever made it should be beaten.

grlNIN

12-04-2007, 09:57 AM

She's a Pisces, the weight gain was only a matter of time.

ChimneyFish

12-04-2007, 11:33 AM

Love that ass.

I second that emotion.

A.J.

12-05-2007, 08:50 AM

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/1128_jennifer_love_hewitt_bikini_06.jpg

JLH: "A size 2 is not fat". (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2007/12/05/hammer.jennifer.fights.cnn)

I repeat: "Love that ass". It's nice that she finally has one.

TheMojoPin

12-05-2007, 08:59 AM

Size 2?

Uh, OK.

JPMNICK

12-05-2007, 09:05 AM

Size 2?

Uh, OK.

if you made enough money for people to cut the labels out of your clothes and sew in a size 2 you would be dillusional as well.

either way i think she looks great.

RAAMONE

12-05-2007, 09:08 AM

i really dont think that ass looks bad...i mean the size doesnt bother me but i guess a little of the cottage cheese could go...i'd bury my face in that

EliSnow

12-05-2007, 09:10 AM

i really dont think that ass looks bad...i mean the size doesnt bother me but i guess a little of the cottage cheese could go...i'd bury my face in that

Agreed.

A.J.

12-05-2007, 09:12 AM

Size 2?

Uh, OK.

"Two? TWO? Good Golly Miss Molly!"

http://www.premiereradio.com/vimage/2005/08/254_show_portrait.jpg

Death Metal Moe

12-05-2007, 09:37 AM

OK, her legs got kinda tree trunky and her ass spread out. Compared to how she looked a few years ago, it's a stark contrast.

If you hadn't seen her before to compare her, I'd say a vast majority of us would totally be into her.

Thebazile78

12-05-2007, 09:42 AM

The pic in question is before her husband got to her and then Tito finished her off. Probably from 99-2001.

It's funny. She stayed decent looking for a long, long time, and then hit the wall, rolled over, and burst into flames.

So THAT'S what happened!

I saw her on an episode of L.A. Ink and she looked TOTALLY busted. Her face was all cheekbones and jawline, her once-curvy figure was all skeletal. . .she looked like an anorexic heroin addict. (Which, all things considered, is probably an oxymoron.)