Ask Drunken Hippie!!!

[DarkHippie]

I just went through half a botle of captain morgans and I'm gonna do the other half.  My fingers feel like tasty tasty marshmalloes.  I hold the secrets of the universe in my skull, come let me pontinficate for you!!!!!!!!!

[Don Stugots]

what is the secret to rubic's cube?

[J.Clints]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />what is the secret to rubic's cube? <p>Take all stickers off and replace them.</p>

[Hottub]

Give me the real low-down on retard strength.

[DarkHippie]

Well, if you put it together the right way, it turns into a magic cartoon creature that can grant wishes, and you and your gang of friends will have adventures with it and solve mysteries.&nbsp; 80s cartoons were teh shit!1!!!!11111

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Give me the real low-down on retard strength. <p>my boss said that they are so strong because they can't control their adrenaline like we can.&nbsp; they are always running at full on super retard power.&nbsp; I once saw a retard drinking a pina colada at trader vicks . . . his hair was perfect&nbsp; (because he had one of those short ass bowl cuts)</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />what is the secret to rubic's cube? <p>Take all stickers off and replace them.</p><p>that is cheating and cheating is <font size="6">Wrong!!!!!!!!</font></p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />what is the secret to rubic's cube? <p>Take all stickers off and replace them.</p><p>that is cheating and cheating is <font size="6">Wrong!!!!!!!!</font></p><p>no it is improviseing</p>

[Don Stugots]

i call is adapting and overcoming.

[J.Clints]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i call is adapting and overcoming. <p>Thats it. Anything to do the job</p>

[DarkHippie]

it is against the rules of the multiverse!!!&nbsp; Would Spiderman cheat at a rubix cube?&nbsp; would superman?&nbsp; would plastic man?&nbsp; I say nay!!! plastic man would not cheat, he would merely form a giant penis and wack you in the face with it.&nbsp; then he would bang hula hula in the nostril

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DarkHippie on 3-1-07 @ 8:54 PM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

Hippie, I'm looking for a low paying job where I can get shit thrown at me and occasionally get my eyes gouged out. Can you recommend anything?

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />Hippie, I'm looking for a low paying job where I can get shit thrown at me and occasionally get my eyes gouged out. Can you recommend anything? <p>Monkey researcher . . . sorry earl</p>

[Don Stugots]

drunk hippie is 100 times funnier than horsepants.

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />drunk hippie is 100 times funnier than horsepants. <p>my drunk makes horsepantses drunk my drunks bitch!!!!!!</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Steve Earle vs. Jay Farrar in a knife fight.</p><p>Who ya got?</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Where'd you get the idea for this thread?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Steve Earle vs. Jay Farrar in a knife fight.</p><p>Who ya got?</p><p>Oh jesus christ!!!!!</p><p>I'd say steve cause he did 5 years in jail and all heroin addicts know how to use a knife.&nbsp; i think its a law somewhere.&nbsp; Plus he hung out with townes van zandt who was fucking insane</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Where'd you get the idea for this thread?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Now its mine!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p>

[Captain Rooster]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Where'd you get the idea for this thread?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Now its mine!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p><p>&nbsp;Please answer the Question, Mr. Tipsy. <br /> </p>

[reeshy]

why is my taint on sidewise????

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Where'd you get the idea for this thread?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Now its mine!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p><p>&nbsp;Please answer the Question, Mr. Tipsy. </p><p>some cock . . . get it? cock!!!!</p><p>I love yah rooster.&nbsp; yes you were the innovater, but i think alkey brought it to an art form while you were gone.</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>What do you do to get back on your feet after a night of drunken answering?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />why is my taint on sidewise???? <p>you just blew my mind....&nbsp;&nbsp; so is the cock on one hip and the asshole on the other, if so, it would make it much eaiser to wipe.</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What do you do to get back on your feet after a night of drunken answering?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Mastubate to Lazytown</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>Who's the mayor of Lazytown?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Who's the mayor of Lazytown?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the blad puppet who kinda looks like one of my consumers</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>If you met Britney in rehab, what would you say?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you met Britney in rehab, what would you say?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>can i jizz on the top of your head?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I meant you rooster</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you met Britney in rehab, what would you say?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffff00">can i jizz on the top of your head?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I meant you rooster</p><p>&nbsp;No. Now do a shot. &nbsp; </p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you met Britney in rehab, what would you say?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffff00">can i jizz on the top of your head?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I meant you rooster</p><p>&nbsp;No. Now do a shot. &nbsp; </p><p>Don't&nbsp; you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.&nbsp; dont you wish your girlfriend was raw like me.&nbsp; Don't ya</p>

[DarkHippie]

holy shitt i didn realize how homo ghey i ecome when i wam drunk.&nbsp;