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Jujubees2
02-26-2007, 02:24 PM
<p><font size="2">Apparently one man claims he's lived to be 107 because he hasn't had sex for over 70 years!</font></p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1"><font size="2">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1</font></a></p><p><font size="2">I don't think I'd want to see 100 if&nbsp;I couldn't still enjoy the company of a woman.</font></p>

PapaBear
02-26-2007, 02:27 PM
<p>This thread depresses me. I don't want to talk about it.</p>

Don Stugots
02-26-2007, 02:28 PM
70 years?&nbsp; he might as well be dead.&nbsp;

OGC
02-26-2007, 02:31 PM
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Apparently one man claims he's lived to be 107 because he hasn't had sex for over 70 years!</font></p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1"><font size="2">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1</font></a></p><p><font size="2">I don't think I'd want to see 100 if&nbsp;I couldn't still enjoy the company of a woman.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Life is too short, I don't have time to read the article. </font><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Did it happen to mention how often he jacked off ?</font></p>

cougarjake13
02-26-2007, 03:23 PM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Apparently one man claims he's lived to be 107 because he hasn't had sex for over 70 years!</font></p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1"><font size="2">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1</font></a></p><p><font size="2">I don't think I'd want to see 100 if&nbsp;I couldn't still enjoy the company of a woman.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Life is too short, I don't have time to read the article. </font><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Did it happen to mention how often he jacked off ?</font></p><p>yeh as long as i can jack it id be ok with it </p>

Kevin
02-26-2007, 03:26 PM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Apparently one man claims he's lived to be 107 because he hasn't had sex for over 70 years!</font></p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1"><font size="2">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1</font></a></p><p><font size="2">I don't think I'd want to see 100 if&nbsp;I couldn't still enjoy the company of a woman.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Life is too short, I don't have time to read the article. </font><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Did it happen to mention how often he jacked off ?</font></p><p><strong>yeh as long as i can jack it id be ok with it </strong></p><p>mod quote!!!</p>

TheGameHHH
02-26-2007, 03:28 PM
my simple answer, no.

reeshy
02-26-2007, 03:42 PM
No....I'm already old....I'm trying to catch up...yumyum!!!!

Yerdaddy
02-26-2007, 10:27 PM
I'm gonna live forever!

MrPink
02-26-2007, 10:38 PM
I can probably live to 80 if I didn't drink or smoke either. I'd rather be dead by 35.

ralphbxny
02-27-2007, 01:44 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />70 years?&nbsp; he might as well be dead.&nbsp; <p>Amen!</p>

Don Stugots
02-27-2007, 01:48 PM
<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />70 years? he might as well be dead. <p>Amen!</p><p>&nbsp;finally, someone picked up on that one.&nbsp; oh, wait, it was ralph.&nbsp; nevermind, sorry everyone. </p>

Wallower
02-27-2007, 01:53 PM
<p>Logically it follows: having spunk inside you increses longevity.</p><p>Ladies, all aboard the fountain of youth. We have to get it in your mouth or it doesn't count.</p>

J.Clints
02-27-2007, 01:58 PM
Hell no

satan-2
02-27-2007, 10:20 PM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Apparently one man claims he's lived to be 107 because he hasn't had sex for over 70 years!</font></p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1"><font size="2">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070225/od_nm/life_hongkong_sex_dc_1</font></a></p><p><font size="2">I don't think I'd want to see 100 if I couldn't still enjoy the company of a woman.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Life is too short, I don't have time to read the article. </font><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Did it happen to mention how often he jacked off ?</font></p><p>&nbsp;hahahaha!!! good one.</p><p>i'd rather live a short life having f-cked many chicks than live a long life having f-cked too few chicks.&nbsp;</p>

JPMNICK
02-27-2007, 10:26 PM
this is not even close for me. I would rather be dead at 70 with a lifetime of sex instead of living to the horrid age of 107. even with a lifetime of sex i have no desire to be 107

Gaia
02-28-2007, 02:02 AM
<p>uck...who wants to be that old anyway? </p><p>I would rather get some ass several times a day and live till 45.</p>

sr71blackbird
02-28-2007, 03:39 AM
I shouldnt have any health problems at all!!<br />

Bill From Yorktown
02-28-2007, 04:46 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>so based on the fact that it's coming up on 4 years, I guess I should live forever.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sheesh.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

LilLibra
02-28-2007, 05:26 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />70 years? he might as well be dead. <p>&nbsp;That's what I'm saying. I have no desire to live that long but there's no way I'd give up sex for it, if I did.</p>

BLZBUBBA
02-28-2007, 05:34 AM
<p>Being able to jack adds to the equation.&nbsp; How about blowjobs?&nbsp; According to Bill Clinton that's not sex.&nbsp; I could get by getting a blowjob every now and then.&nbsp; But as for adding years to one's life?&nbsp; It's all about the quality of the life.</p>

AgnosticJihad
02-28-2007, 07:13 AM
I'd give up sex for longevity if longevity meant immortality. I could then have all eternity to establish myself as God-king of the Earth, and enact my malicious will on all of humanity.