Where did you hide your stash?

[Judge Smails]

<p>Firstly, I had a lock on my room door which I locked everytime I wasn't in it. &nbsp;I knew that my parents regularly picked it and went snooping around in there but I never let on that I knew.&nbsp; I had a T.V. and VCR in my room.&nbsp; I had a plastic videotape case labeled &quot;Late Night with David Letterman&quot;&nbsp; that I kept my contraband in.&nbsp; I knew my parents couldn't stand Letterman so they weren't likely to pick it up by accident.&nbsp; I kept that case right out in the open, on a shelf with the rest of my videotapes and no one ever touched it.&nbsp; I also kept my pornos in a similar manner.&nbsp; I think my mother may have come across a porno once and then went nowhere near the videotapes after that.</p><p>What hoops, if any, did you have to jump through to have any kind of privacy in your house growing up?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>in pockets of the jackets i had hanging in the closet</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

Up my ass....like Papillion!!!!! me and Steve McQueen are bro's!!!!!!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>i was too predictable.&nbsp; i kept it under my mattress or in a book that i cut out a inner section of.</p><p>irronically, many years later i ran college dorms and i could find stash instantly.&nbsp; all my staff thought i was clairvoyant</p>

[cupcakelove]

I changed it up every time I stashed something until I got my first car, then I just kept whatever I didn't want my mom to find in there.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 2-25-07 @ 10:00 PM</span>

[DoubleJ]

I kept most of my contraband underneath my bottom dresser drawer, but it was a pain having to pull the drawer out everytime I wanted something. I didn't really hide porn because I wanted to keep it more accessible, and I just didn't care if it was discovered.

[reillyluck]

my box of tampons.

[PapaBear]

<p>I could never remember, because I'd hide it while stoned.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Only users lose drugs.</p>

[MrPink]

I taped stuff to the bottom of dresser drawers. In college, when there was alot of heat on me, I would put my shit in an empty soda can, crush it up, and throw it away. When the cop or RA leaves, just cut the can open.

[PapaBear]

<p>&nbsp;Pink's mention of the cops just reminded me of a story. About 14 years ago, I was visiting some friends at Shepherd University in WV. One of our buddies had been jumped outside a bar, so he called the cops before coming back to the apartment. We had been smoking it up before the cops (there were only two cops on duty in the little town) showed up.</p><p>&nbsp;As the cops were standing in the living room interviewing the victim, I looked at the coffee table and noticed we had left a freshly packed bowl right out in the open. I coolly removed my fedora, and dropped on the table, covering up the pipe. It's a good thing I was smooth, and the cops were flunkies.</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

where DID i keep my stash?&nbsp; shit, i still smoke, homie.&nbsp; i keep it in an old cassette carrying case.&nbsp; it used to be in my closet, more or less out in the open b/c i don't think my parents snoop around.&nbsp; one day my mom came up outta nowhere while i was in the middle of getting ready... that involved grabbing a bowl and all that.&nbsp; on the way out of my room she was like &quot;i smell pot&quot; -- they already knew i smoked.&nbsp; anyway, i keep it in the same case, only i moved it.&nbsp; long story but as you can see by my avatar and sig pic, i think pot is wonderful.

[Ritalin]

Ironically, once you don't have to hide your stash, you don't feel like smoking so much anymore.

[Wallower]

upper lip

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p> Pink's mention of the cops just reminded me of a story. About 14 years ago, I was visiting some friends at Shepherd University in WV. One of our buddies had been jumped outside a bar, so he called the cops before coming back to the apartment. We had been smoking it up before the cops (there were only two cops on duty in the little town) showed up.</p><p> As the cops were standing in the living room interviewing the victim, I looked at the coffee table and noticed we had left a freshly packed bowl right out in the open. I coolly removed <span style="background-color: #ffff00">my fedora</span>, and dropped on the table, covering up the pipe. It's a good thing I was smooth, and the cops were flunkies.</p><p>&nbsp;you must have been one cool cat.&nbsp; reminds me of the only time i ever came close to cops while having anything on me:</p><p> a few summers back i spent a summer in belgium taking classes.&nbsp; went to amsterdam on a weekend trip (fun times but for another story).&nbsp; figured i would take a couple grams back to belgium with me on the train.&nbsp; riding on the train, at the last stop in the netherlands before crossing into belgium two guys get on the train with a german shepard.&nbsp; neither guy was in uniform and the dog simply had a rope for his collar but i was shitting my pants.&nbsp; after twenty minutes of the guys standing about 20 feet from me and my buddays, they start bringing the dog around sniffing for shit.&nbsp; i had my bag in between my legs and i was pretending to read my book, trying not to shake because i was so nervous.&nbsp; dog comes up and sniffs my bag for a few seconds, looks up stares me in the eyes for about 2 secs, then walks off.&nbsp; the two officers ended up nabbing like 5 guys,&nbsp; i saw some pretty big stashes being yanked out of bags.&nbsp; i couldn't fucking believe the dog didnt bark at me and do me in.&nbsp; i was scared shitless for hours after that. </p>

[bobrobot]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">I cut a hole in my closet wall &amp; raised &amp; lowered the dope w/ a string... For some reason this reminds me of a tragic drug&nbsp;storing story;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Once I bought a buncha crank which I carried in my wallet in foil, it was August in Baltimore &amp; very hot, like 100 degrees.&nbsp;I had been walking all over the city all day and finally I got back to my place and prepared to indulge myself, but the crank had completely dissolved in the heat, it had actually soaked into the leather of my wallet. I tried to blow off the disaster, chalk it up to experience... but w/in 15 minutes I was actually sucking on my wallet to try &amp; get high!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p>

[reeshy]

Holly shit, bobo

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">I cut a hole in my closet wall &amp; raised &amp; lowered the dope w/ a string... For some reason this reminds me of a tragic drug&nbsp;storing story;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Once I bought a buncha crank which I carried in my wallet in foil, it was August in Baltimore &amp; very hot, like 100 degrees.&nbsp;I had been walking all over the city all day and finally I got back to my place and prepared to indulge myself, but the crank had completely dissolved in the heat, it had actually soaked into the leather of my wallet. I tried to blow off the disaster, chalk it up to experience... but w/in 15 minutes I was actually sucking on my wallet to try &amp; get high!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>probably not as bad as eating your coke snots the following morning </p>

[raulfd4]

<p>when i was in high school and still living at home i would hide my pipe and my weed inside my guitar amp.&nbsp; i used to keep it in my backpack, but my mom found it there somehow...who knows. </p><p>now it stays in the coffee table drawer.&nbsp; speaking of which... </p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>raulfd4</strong> wrote:<br /><p>when i was in high school and still living at home i would hide my pipe and my weed inside my guitar amp. i used to keep it in my backpack, but my mom found it there somehow...who knows. </p><p>now it stays in the coffee table drawer. speaking of which... </p><p>&nbsp;i just packed one up too....</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Pink's mention of the cops just reminded me of a story. About 14 years ago, I was visiting some friends at Shepherd University in WV. One of our buddies had been jumped outside a bar, so he called the cops before coming back to the apartment. We had been smoking it up before the cops (there were only two cops on duty in the little town) showed up.</p><p>As the cops were standing in the living room interviewing the victim, I looked at the coffee table and noticed we had left a freshly packed bowl right out in the open. I coolly removed <span style="background-color: #ffff00">my fedora</span>, and dropped on the table, covering up the pipe. It's a good thing I was smooth, and the cops were flunkies.</p><p>&nbsp;you must have been one cool cat.&nbsp; reminds me of the only time i ever came close to cops while having anything on me:</p><p>a few summers back i spent a summer in belgium taking classes.&nbsp; went to amsterdam on a weekend trip (fun times but for another story).&nbsp; figured i would take a couple grams back to belgium with me on the train.&nbsp; riding on the train, at the last stop in the netherlands before crossing into belgium two guys get on the train with a german shepard.&nbsp; neither guy was in uniform and the dog simply had a rope for his collar but i was shitting my pants.&nbsp; after twenty minutes of the guys standing about 20 feet from me and my buddays, they start bringing the dog around sniffing for shit.&nbsp; i had my bag in between my legs and i was pretending to read my book, trying not to shake because i was so nervous.&nbsp; dog comes up and sniffs my bag for a few seconds, looks up stares me in the eyes for about 2 secs, then walks off.&nbsp; the two officers ended up nabbing like 5 guys,&nbsp; i saw some pretty big stashes being yanked out of bags.&nbsp; i couldn't fucking believe the dog didnt bark at me and do me in.&nbsp; i was scared shitless for hours after that. </p><p>I was a cool cat. I always wore a fedora and a blazer. I miss that damn hat!</p>

[burrben]

<p>it sits on my desk</p>

[MrPink]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">I cut a hole in my closet wall &amp; raised &amp; lowered the dope w/ a string... For some reason this reminds me of a tragic drug&nbsp;storing story;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Once I bought a buncha crank which I carried in my wallet in foil, it was August in Baltimore &amp; very hot, like 100 degrees.&nbsp;I had been walking all over the city all day and finally I got back to my place and prepared to indulge myself, but the crank had completely dissolved in the heat, it had actually soaked into the leather of my wallet. I tried to blow off the disaster, chalk it up to experience... but w/in 15 minutes I was actually sucking on my wallet to try &amp; get high!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>probably not as bad as eating your coke snots the following morning </p><p>boy is my face red</p>

[JPMNICK]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">I cut a hole in my closet wall &amp; raised &amp; lowered the dope w/ a string... For some reason this reminds me of a tragic drug&nbsp;storing story;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Once I bought a buncha crank which I carried in my wallet in foil, it was August in Baltimore &amp; very hot, like 100 degrees.&nbsp;I had been walking all over the city all day and finally I got back to my place and prepared to indulge myself, but the crank had completely dissolved in the heat, it had actually soaked into the leather of my wallet. I tried to blow off the disaster, chalk it up to experience... but w/in 15 minutes I was actually sucking on my wallet to try &amp; get high!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>probably not as bad as eating your coke snots the following morning </p><p>that made me gag </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I used to hide stuff in the back of my closet. i was never really into drugs, so I did not have to worry to much. I basically hid condoms and porno's. my parents def knew what was going on. </p>

[Reynolds]

<p>My mom used to punish me by taking the door off the hinges to my bedroom.</p><p>When she got married, someone gave her a joint as a gift, so she gave it to me, little did she know I had a QP in the trunk of my car.&nbsp; I would keep my stash in the trunk, and take the screws out of the back speaker so I could reach in the trunk.&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

I aint tellin nothin to nobody.

[cupcakelove]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p> <strong><font color="#000080">I cut a hole in my closet wall &amp; raised &amp; lowered the dope w/ a string... For some reason this reminds me of a tragic drug storing story;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"> Once I bought a buncha crank which I carried in my wallet in foil, it was August in Baltimore &amp; very hot, like 100 degrees. I had been walking all over the city all day and finally I got back to my place and prepared to indulge myself, but the crank had completely dissolved in the heat, it had actually soaked into the leather of my wallet. I tried to blow off the disaster, chalk it up to experience... but w/in 15 minutes I was actually sucking on my wallet to try &amp; get high!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>probably not as bad as eating your coke snots the following morning </p><p>Or cutting the straw open so you can lick the inside...man I had some gross friends. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 2-27-07 @ 10:34 AM</span>

[MrPink]

<p>I've eaten coke snots, cut straws open, cut my tongue on razor blades, licked my finger slid it across the tile floor and rubbed my gums with the finger, and licked my desk. Cocaine really is a hell of drug.</p><p>One night when I was convinced that the cops were gonna come searching my room with dogs, I took a couple grams over to the lobby of my dorm and hid it inside a couch cushion. Everyone thought I was too paranoid, but I was the only one in the drug group that never got caught with drugs!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MrPink on 2-27-07 @ 12:49 PM</span>

[blackiehugehand]

whatever you do, don't keep it in an empty box of lever 2000 soap. It'll make the whole bag taste like soap, and of course you are gonna smoke it anyway. The weird part is, the next ten bags I bought tasted like it, It was like I&nbsp;couldn't erase the taste from my memory. ugh.

[JustJon]

<p><img src="http://www.robozone.com/images/tck018.gif" border="0" width="270" height="336" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://teisoa.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/images/tick3.JPG" border="0" width="100" height="133" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In college, that sat on the hutch above my desk.&nbsp; Hit the button on the top of the gray box, the stuff flipped out and open, and there was my stuff on the orange seat.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000080">I cut a hole in my closet wall &amp; raised &amp; lowered the dope w/ a string... For some reason this reminds me of a tragic drug storing story;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Once I bought a buncha crank which I carried in my wallet in foil, it was August in Baltimore &amp; very hot, like 100 degrees. I had been walking all over the city all day and finally I got back to my place and prepared to indulge myself, but the crank had completely dissolved in the heat, it had actually soaked into the leather of my wallet. I tried to blow off the disaster, chalk it up to experience... but w/in 15 minutes I was actually sucking on my wallet to try &amp; get high!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>probably not as bad as eating your coke snots the following morning </p><p>Or cutting the straw open so you can lick the inside...man I had some gross friends. </p><span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited"></span><p>or unrolling and then licking the bill</p>

[Hottub]

<p>2 words...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Rat Hole.</p>

[andywhat?]

two main places. the first place was in the cassette deck of a cheap stereo no one used. and in my teenage days. it was when cds started coming around. and my second place was behind the books on my book shelf. pulled them out far enough to fit what i needed behind them.

[jetdog]

<p>Guitar amp! (for the pot)<br /> </p><p>that and there was a rip in the fabric beneath my bed's box spring.</p><p>later on I just started leaving it &quot;hidden in plain site&quot; on my bookshelf.&nbsp;</p>

[Bossanova]

Under the cap of an empty deoderant container. Now, in a bowl in my game room

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bossanova on 2-27-07 @ 9:17 PM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<p>These are all great ideas people.&nbsp; Keep 'em coming.&nbsp; </p><p>My son's only nine years old now,&nbsp;but I'm sure I'm going to have to start being on the look out for this kind of stuff before I know it.&nbsp; I'm going to print out this thread and keep it for future reference.</p><p>It's great to be a parental hypocrite, isn't it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

My oldest is also nine. Let's compare notes in a couple years, Judge. We will confiscate all the weed from the kids and have an old-fashioned Smoke Out!&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />

[Judge Smails]

<p>You're on!&nbsp; Oh, and I'll bring the beer and chips to your Smoke Out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bigredd]

<strong>blackiehugehand</strong> wrote:<br />whatever you do, don't keep it in an empty box of lever 2000 soap. It'll make the whole bag taste like soap, and of course you are gonna smoke it anyway. The weird part is, the next ten bags I bought tasted like it, It was like I&nbsp;couldn't erase the taste from my memory. ugh. <p>It works the same way with Bounce.</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're on!&nbsp; Oh, and I'll bring the beer and chips to your Smoke Out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" /></p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>These are all great ideas people. Keep 'em coming. </p><p>My son's only nine years old now, but I'm sure I'm going to have to start being on the look out for this kind of stuff before I know it. I'm going to print out this thread and keep it for future reference.</p><p>It's great to be a parental hypocrite, isn't it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;when i still lived at my mom's house, i kept it hidden in my old nintendo game boy carrying case.</p>

[Bossanova]

I also used to tape the bag on the top part of my ceiling fan blade

[Raoul.Duke]

I used to hide it in the old style computer software boxes they used to come in. If you remember there was allways a ton of extra space in there.

[Gaia]

<p>I never really hid a stash in HS. I always dated guys who had endless pot, so they would hide it for me. </p><p>Occasionally I would hide acid or mesc in a little trunk thet was at the foot of my bed. My parents didnt really snoop. When I moved out I kept my stash in a tin can that advertised animal crackers, I hid the tin can up in a very high closet. I lived in a REALLY old house that had like 16 foot ceilings, and on top of my closet there was a seperate cabinet; so I would get the step stool and put it back/ scoop it out. I also hid my bongs/numerous bowls&nbsp;in that cabinet.&nbsp;My Mom came over every week at that time so I had to hide it some place good. When the person I lived with decided to grow it for me, we had to padlock a cheap formica cabinet and make it look normal, and when asked I think we said it was tools or some shit. When it was time to cure/dry it, we had ONE room that had drop ceilings, so we hung it from the original celing&nbsp; above the drop ceiling, and then when it was dried I hid it in a HUGE tupperware case that had wheels that you could slide under a bed. That didnt last long though, we broke up shortly after, then I moved out and sold the rest. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In my car if you pull the ashtray out there is a nice little spot back there for a bowl and some weed, sometimes I hide it there. </p>

[Midkiff]

<p><font size="3">By &quot;stash,&quot; do you mean &quot;cock?&quot;</font></p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />I also used to tape the bag on the top part of my ceiling fan blade <p><img src="http://negrilnotes.com/gallery/g2data/albums/philly/brilliant4.jpg" border="0" width="338" height="262" /></p>

[Landblast]

In the freezer, back in the back behind frozen veggies or tater tots or whatever.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />I also used to tape the bag on the top part of my ceiling fan blade <p><img src="http://negrilnotes.com/gallery/g2data/albums/philly/brilliant4.jpg" border="0" width="338" height="262" /></p><p>that had to be one unleveled ceiling fan. I've leveled fans with no less than a penny or a washer...</p><p>edit: i think i meant &quot;no more&quot; not &quot;no less&quot;...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-28-07 @ 1:28 AM</span>

[Furtherman]

I lived in too much fear of punishment.&nbsp; I never hid anything!

[phixion]

i keep most of my weed in my car, if i have to stash in my house i keep my weed in a video game case you can easily fit like 6 twenty sacks of haze in my madden case. in my car if i have weight i keep it in my passenger air filter compartment.&nbsp;my car doesnt need one, in fact, it didnt come with one. my 2 liter bottle and slide for a gravity bong is up in the crawl space in my attic so hard to get to i dont break it out unless im having a long, long smoke session.

[patrick187]

<p>I hid mine in the celieng of my basement/bedroom. I was away at college when a flood trashed the basement. My parents found my ounce of weed while they were gutting the basement.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I blame god</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">&quot;Your mom's box!!!!&quot;</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[WhistlePig]

My brother used to smoke crack (he's 8 years sober now - woo hoo!) and he told
me his hiding place for his crack & crack pipe was under the headrest in his car.
Cops harassed him a few times but never thought to look there--I thought that
was a great hiding place.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p>Mu Parents were not&nbsp; good at Authority</p><p>In my Desk Draw,&nbsp; just not to shove it in their Faces</p>

[Febreeze]

<p><font><font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/52/topic/57266">Where did you hide your stash?</a></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The same place that I hide it now, in my golf bag.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>on top of my dresser in plain sight.</p><p>I was more worried about hididng my grades then my ish</p>