Fucking helicopters are getting out of control!

[Judge Smails]

<p>It seems like every other day there's some insanely low flying helicopter buzzing my neighborhood.&nbsp; The times that I've been outside, it's usually a different one every time.&nbsp; The thing is, we're not really near any airports.&nbsp; I know that Fort Dix is about 100 miles down the road and I have occassionaly seen convoys of helicopter gunships flying a little too low for my liking.&nbsp; Also, we're not too far from the Johnson and Johnson headquarters and I think on occasion it might be their chopper heading to and from NYC.</p><p>Well, today I was in my den doing some work on the PC when I heard the approaching helicopter.&nbsp; Next thing you know my whole house starts shaking.&nbsp; I'd swear I'd think&nbsp;it was an earthquake if I didn't know better.&nbsp; Then I hear a crash.&nbsp; The rattling knocked a valance off the wall over our front window which in turn knocked a Lenox vase off a pedestal.&nbsp; My wife's going to shit a brick when she gets home.&nbsp; It was a wedding gift and I think it costs around $500.</p><p>At this point I know its not even worth complaining to anyone.&nbsp; I wasn't outside and didn't see what it looked like (not that I think it would make any difference).&nbsp; But who would I call?&nbsp; FAA?&nbsp; Local police?&nbsp; Eh, fuck it.&nbsp; I'll suck it up and get my wife another vase if she gets pissy.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>A couple of years ago a black helicopter landed on the road in front of my car.&nbsp; A man in black got out, walked over to my car, asked to see my I.D., then punched me in the face and whispered in my ear: &quot;<em>You saw a weather balloon.&nbsp; You saw a weather balloon.</em>&quot;&nbsp; So guess what?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I saw a weather balloon.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A couple of years ago a black helicopter landed on the road in front of my car.&nbsp; A man in black got out, walked over to my car, asked to see my I.D., then punched me in the face and whispered in my ear: &quot;<em>You saw a weather balloon.&nbsp; You saw a weather balloon.</em>&quot;&nbsp; So guess what?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I saw a weather balloon.</p><p>Is this the same time they told you that you joined ronfez.net in April 2002?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

Yes.&nbsp; Absolutley.&nbsp; No doubt about it.&nbsp; Correct.

[suggums]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It seems like every other day there's some insanely low flying helicopter buzzing my neighborhood. The times that I've been outside, it's usually a different one every time. The thing is, we're not really near any airports. I know that Fort Dix is about 100 miles down the road and I have occassionaly seen convoys of helicopter gunships flying a little too low for my liking. Also, we're not too far from the Johnson and Johnson headquarters and I think on occasion it might be their chopper heading to and from NYC.</p><p>Well, today I was in my den doing some work on the PC when I heard the approaching helicopter. Next thing you know my whole house starts shaking. I'd swear I'd think it was an earthquake if I didn't know better. Then I hear a crash. The rattling knocked a valance off the wall over our front window which in turn knocked a Lenox vase off a pedestal. My wife's going to shit a brick when she gets home. It was a wedding gift and I think it costs around $500.</p><p>At this point I know its not even worth complaining to anyone. I wasn't outside and didn't see what it looked like (not that I think it would make any difference). But who would I call? FAA? Local police? Eh, fuck it. I'll suck it up and get my wife another vase if she gets pissy.</p><p>&nbsp;agreed. these pricks are flying later at night than they used to and lower (or at least louder).&nbsp; if its a law enforcement copter, who are usually the low fliers, every flight eats up several thousand in taxpayer money, so in essence you're paying for this to happen</p><p>also, im talking out of my ass&nbsp;</p>

[boobieman]

<p>Funny, a weather ballon landed on my front lawn..a guy got out and punched me in the face and said &quot; You saw a helicopter you saw a heilcopter&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You know what I saw...a big fucking fist coming right at me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>SEE YA!!&nbsp;</p>

[Wallower]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...The rattling knocked a valance off the wall over our front window which in turn knocked a Lenox vase off a pedestal. My wife's going to shit a brick when she gets home. It was a wedding gift and I think it costs around $500.</p><p>Your lie sounds too elaborate. She'll never buy it. Be a man, chew some altoids, send the prostitutes home and fess up to breaking the vase. <br /> </p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Did someone say helicopter?</p><p><img src="http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/Ray_liotta_dui.jpg" border="0" width="420" height="300" /></p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

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