Stupid story

[Reynolds]

My wife is a CNA at an elderly home.  She was taking care of an elderly woman a few nights ago, along with a coworker who happens to be black.  The elderly woman (not wearing her glasses at the time) looks at the black lady and says "wow, you've got a beautiful tan, been out in the sun a lot lately"?  My wife then helps her put her glasses on, when she looks at her again and says " Oh you're a nigger ".  She passed away this morning at the age of 101.

[walking joint]

she still had the sense of humor at 101.  amazing lady.  RIP

[burrben]

i miss my grandma

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>mudeater</strong> wrote:<br />My wife is a CNA at an elderly home.&nbsp; She was taking care of an elderly woman a few nights ago, along with a coworker who happens to be black.&nbsp; The elderly woman (not wearing her glasses at the time) looks at the black lady and says &quot;wow, you've got a beautiful tan, been out in the sun a lot lately&quot;?&nbsp; My wife then helps her put her glasses on, when she looks at her again and says &quot; Oh you're a nigger &quot;.&nbsp; She passed away this morning at the age of 101. <p>Anyone who says they didn't chuckle at that is a goddamn liar.&nbsp; </p><p>I heard my grandpa use a few choice words, and was always afraid he might use them while in his nursing home, being waited on by a mostly black staff.&nbsp; But I guess that's where you really find out what kind of person you are.&nbsp; He couldn't have been nicer to all the people there and never uttered a bad word about any of them.&nbsp; I guess he really was a good Christian man down deep.</p><p>So how black was this lady?</p>

[Reynolds]

<p>Im not sure how black she was.&nbsp; Reminds me of another story though.&nbsp; Once I went to visit my great grandmother in the nursing home, and </p><p>She says to me &quot;Jack&quot;? (My name's mark) </p><p>Me &quot;Yes&quot;</p><p>G Grandma: Know what Im doing right now</p><p>Me : What?</p><p>G Grandma: Peeing&nbsp;</p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>I think Sparkling Wiggle may have been more appropriate...</p><p>Both very amusing stories.&nbsp; Thank you sir.</p>

[torker]

<p>I thinks ol' granny may have met the business end of a pillow.</p>

[Febreeze]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mudeater</strong> wrote:<br />My wife is a CNA at an elderly home. She was taking care of an elderly woman a few nights ago, along with a coworker who happens to be black. The elderly woman (not wearing her glasses at the time) looks at the black lady and says &quot;wow, you've got a beautiful tan, been out in the sun a lot lately&quot;? My wife then helps her put her glasses on, when she looks at her again and says &quot; Oh you're a nigger &quot;. She passed away this morning at the age of 101. <p>Anyone who says they didn't chuckle at that is a goddamn liar. </p><p>I heard my grandpa use a few choice words, and was always afraid he might use them while in his nursing home, being waited on by a mostly black staff. But I guess that's where you really find out what kind of person you are. He couldn't have been nicer to all the people there and never uttered a bad word about any of them. I guess he really was a good Christian man down deep.</p><p>So how black was this lady?</p><p>&nbsp;Chuckle? I'm downright pissing myself.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>As long as we're sharing inappropriate racist stories:</p><p>I'm watching the Superbowl with my dad and my nine-year-old son.&nbsp; My son says: &quot;Grandpa, who are you rooting for? Chicago or Indianapolis?&quot; &nbsp;My dad considers it for a while and then blurts out &quot;There's too many Puerto Ricans living in Chicago.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>The comment seems to go over my son's head.&nbsp; I give my dad a stare down and a look that says &quot;Shut up.&nbsp; Don't say another word.&quot;</p><p>My dad then goes: &quot;What?&nbsp; I didn't say anything wrong.&nbsp; All I said was that there are too many Puerto Ricans in Chicago.&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<p>My grandmother CONSTANTLY refered to them as &quot;colored&quot; to which I always replied - what color grandma?&nbsp; Drove her nuts.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I miss her.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think Sparkling Wiggle may have been more appropriate...</p><p>Both very amusing stories. Thank you sir.</p><p>&nbsp;ive watched that clip like 50 times.&nbsp; i laugh every time</p><p>mudeater, that story is great.&nbsp;</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Bill From Yorktown</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My grandmother CONSTANTLY refered to them as &quot;colored&quot; to which I always replied - what color grandma? Drove her nuts.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I miss her.</p><p>&nbsp;my grandma says the same thing.&nbsp; my grandpa pronounces arab like a-rab (like saying the letter a).&nbsp; i usually get a chuckle out of it. </p>

[Reynolds]

<p>I never thought I lived in a racist family until I went back home to visit my grandparents last summer.&nbsp; </p><p>My grandmother asks me &quot;Are there a lot of black people in Florida&quot; </p><p>Me &quot;No more than here, more mexicans though&quot;</p><p>Grandma &quot;Oh, are they nice&quot;</p><p>Me &quot;ummm, sure grandma&quot;</p><p>And later that day</p><p>Grandma &quot;I saw a mountain lion in the backyard last week&quot;</p><p>Me &quot;Are you sure? What color was it?&quot;</p><p>Grandma &quot;It was dark, so it looked black to me&quot;</p><p>Grandpa &quot;Black? What the fuck was it, a jigaboo cat?&quot;</p><p>Me &quot;Ok, i gotta get going here&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<strong>Febreeze</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mudeater</strong> wrote:<br />My wife is a CNA at an elderly home. She was taking care of an elderly woman a few nights ago, along with a coworker who happens to be black. The elderly woman (not wearing her glasses at the time) looks at the black lady and says &quot;wow, you've got a beautiful tan, been out in the sun a lot lately&quot;? My wife then helps her put her glasses on, when she looks at her again and says &quot; Oh you're a nigger &quot;. She passed away this morning at the age of 101. <p>Anyone who says they didn't chuckle at that is a goddamn liar. </p><p>I heard my grandpa use a few choice words, and was always afraid he might use them while in his nursing home, being waited on by a mostly black staff. But I guess that's where you really find out what kind of person you are. He couldn't have been nicer to all the people there and never uttered a bad word about any of them. I guess he really was a good Christian man down deep.</p><p>So how black was this lady?</p><p> Chuckle? I'm downright pissing myself.</p><p>&nbsp;Grandma?</p>

[KC2OSO]

Get your foot fixed.&nbsp; We'll wait here for ya...

[Reynolds]

<p>One last story I just remembered </p><p>Grandma: Do you get a local news station in Florida?&nbsp; (She never leaves the house, doesn't even have a driver's license btw)</p><p>Me: Umm, yeah a few</p><p>Grandma: That's nice, so you can keep up with things going on in CT</p><p>Me: Not YOUR local news</p><p>Can't believe my grandmother never got her license, and I just found out a few years ago, that her daughter (My aunt) never got hers as well, and she's 40ish, with 3 kids... Im such a hick fuck. As for the toe, i just got my hands on some vicodin, so Ill see how I feel tomorrow.&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<p>My grandmother&nbsp;seems to have&nbsp;a problem with &quot;those damn chinks&quot;.&nbsp; ...quoted for accuracy.&nbsp; It came out of left field, not to mention, I was dating an Asian girl at the time.&nbsp; Thank god she was'nt there.</p>

[Donnie2Buck$]

last&nbsp; night i helld my granma's hand as she passed away at 95. she was an artist and a muscian. i have this natural abilty to draw and play music and i know it came directly from her and i'm inconsolable right now. where do i go from here?

[zentraed]

<strong>Donnie2Buck$</strong> wrote:<br />last night i helld my granma's hand as she passed away at 95. she was an artist and a muscian. i have this natural abilty to draw and play music and i know it came directly from her and i'm inconsolable right now. where do i go from here?<p>to a new thread?<br /> </p>

[sailor]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mudeater</strong> wrote:<br />My wife is a CNA at an elderly home. She was taking care of an elderly woman a few nights ago, along with a coworker who happens to be black. The elderly woman (not wearing her glasses at the time) looks at the black lady and says &quot;wow, you've got a beautiful tan, been out in the sun a lot lately&quot;? My wife then helps her put her glasses on, when she looks at her again and says &quot; Oh you're a nigger &quot;. She passed away this morning at the age of 101. <p>Anyone who says they didn't chuckle at that is a goddamn liar. </p><p>I heard my grandpa use a few choice words, and was always afraid he might use them while in his nursing home, being waited on by a mostly black staff. But I guess that's where you really find out what kind of person you are. He couldn't have been nicer to all the people there and never uttered a bad word about any of them. I guess he really was a good Christian man down deep.</p><p>So how black was this lady?</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">about 15 years ago i lived with my grandmother and i use to get into fights with her over things that i thought were inappropriate.&nbsp; just a different generation.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">semi-related...jenn and i moved 25 blocks north, 4 months ago and there's a bar &quot;ireland's own&quot; around the corner.&nbsp; i've been too responsible being the family guy to go there..&nbsp; i went tonight at 2 a.m. and it was all tupac and b.i.g. the whole time i was there.&nbsp; people commented when i walked in, like i was lost.&nbsp; to me every step of this was hilarious...but, i'm drunk and this post has taken 15 minutes to complete. </font></p>

[sailor]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My grandmother seems to have a problem with &quot;those damn chinks&quot;. ...quoted for accuracy. It came out of left field, not to mention, I was dating an Asian girl at the time. Thank god she was'nt there.</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i used to work overnights at a hotel and on occassion we'd have mexicans come in to clean the brass in the lobby.&nbsp; they used to refer to the asian workers who worked with me every night as &quot;chinos&quot; and it used to super piss me off.<br /></font></p>

[Reynolds]

<strong>Donnie2Buck$</strong> wrote:<br />last night i helld my granma's hand as she passed away at 95. she was an artist and a muscian. i have this natural abilty to draw and play music and i know it came directly from her and i'm inconsolable right now. where do i go from here?<p>&nbsp;So the life cycle for humans goes birth, inspire relatives, get racist, die? I don't see the relevance.&nbsp; But if this toe thing kills me Ill be sure to tell her you said hi. </p>

[sailor]

<strong>mudeater</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Donnie2Buck$</strong> wrote:<br />last night i helld my granma's hand as she passed away at 95. she was an artist and a muscian. i have this natural abilty to draw and play music and i know it came directly from her and i'm inconsolable right now. where do i go from here?<p> So the life cycle for humans goes birth, inspire relatives, get racist, die? I don't see the relevance. But if this toe thing kills me Ill be sure to tell her you said hi. </p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">is your avatar a pixie homage?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Donnie2Buck$]

with her last breath she told me the negras were the reason for all the mixups in the babies swithed at birth.

[Reynolds]

Wow I had no idea baby switching was such an issue.

[Donnie2Buck$]

<strong>mudeater</strong> wrote:<br />Wow I had no idea baby switching was such an issue.<p>&nbsp;go shit in your hat!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /> </p>