Post Bowel Evacuation: Scrutinize or Blindly Flush

[Rockvillejoe]

<font size="2">In the same vein as to whether you enjoy the&nbsp;keen, sharp aroma of your self induced flatulence,&nbsp;the new question begs to be asked: Do you evaluate your mud prior to flushing, or just assume that you did real good? Pray tell...</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 2-22-07 @ 10:48 AM</span>

[Furtherman]

Everybody looks.&nbsp; Anyone says they don't is a liar!

[ShelleBink]

I always look.&nbsp; I don't know why.

[Don Stugots]

i look.&nbsp; i check for color and texture.

[Soupy_Dreck]

you gotta look.&nbsp; you need to see how fast the corn flies threw the pipes.

[cupcakelove]

Of course everyone looks.&nbsp; I feel a little bit of pride when I manage to break the surface.

[BoondockSaint]

Where is Joe Poo when we need him most?

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i look. i check for color and texture.<p>absolutely.&nbsp; i have pics of my better dumps, the real long ones. </p>

[torker]

<p>I don't flush.&nbsp; I always like to get a second opinion.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p><font size="2">Unfortunitly I have to look at all time,&nbsp; I have wide Craps, thay sometimes have to be chopped so they can&nbsp; fit</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">I have some Monsters, I should&nbsp; take some pics</font></p>

[Hosenunyuns]

It looks at me.....

[WhistlePig]

I look but the poop always disappears into the trap so I can't see it.

[EliSnow]

<strong>Hosenunyuns</strong> wrote:<br />It looks at me..... <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">As Nietzche once said, &quot;if you stare into the shit long enough, the shit stares back at you.&quot;</font></p>

[Marc with a c]

does scrutinize mean taste?

[STC-Dub]

Look

[Doctor Z]

Oh, I scrutinize, no doubt about it.&nbsp; I gotta know what's coming out of me!&nbsp; What if there was blood in my stool... or a diamond ring, etc!&nbsp; What if one day you shat SOLID GOLD, and you never knew 'cuz you flushed before looking... I GOTTA know.

[Furtherman]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hosenunyuns</strong> wrote:<br />It looks at me..... <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">As Nietzche once said, &quot;if you stare into the shit long enough, the shit stares back at you.&quot;</font></p><p>WILL YOU HURRY UP IN THERE ELI!!!!&nbsp; I GOTTA GO!!!</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>fezhaspeaked</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Unfortunitly I have to look at all time,&nbsp; I have wide Craps, thay sometimes have to be chopped so they can&nbsp; fit</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">I have some Monsters, I should&nbsp; take some pics</font></p><p>possible solution: cut down on those corndogs, or let's face it, maybe the bigger, the more triumphant one feels. i love when i have to lay down due to a massive evacuation, post b.m., like i just gave birth. </p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i look. i check for color and texture. <p>absolutely.&nbsp; i have pics of my better dumps, the real long ones. </p><p>but do you keep color charts of the texture, length, girth, and color? that my friend, is real fecal responsibility.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i look. i check for color and texture. <p>absolutely. i have pics of my better dumps, the real long ones. </p><p>but do you keep color charts of the texture, length, girth, and color? that my friend, is real fecal responsibility.</p><p>&nbsp;i keep a mental log</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i look. i check for color and texture. <p>absolutely. i have pics of my better dumps, the real long ones. </p><p>but do you keep color charts of the texture, length, girth, and color? that my friend, is real fecal responsibility.</p><p>HAHA you're a pioneer of feces, my friend.&nbsp; btw, i'm seconds from posting a recent pic but i don't wanna offend anyone. </p>

[raulfd4]

<strong>fezhaspeaked</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Unfortunitly I have to look at all time, I have wide Craps, thay<span style="background-color: #ffff99"> sometimes have to be chopped</span> so they can fit</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">I have some Monsters, I should take some pics</font></p><p>&nbsp;please tell me what you do this &quot;chopping&quot; with.</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i look. i check for color and texture. <p>absolutely. i have pics of my better dumps, the real long ones. </p><p>but do you keep color charts of the texture, length, girth, and color? that my friend, is real fecal responsibility.</p><p><font size="2"><em><strong>HAHA you're a pioneer of feces</strong></em></font>, my friend.&nbsp; btw, i'm seconds from posting a recent pic but i don't wanna offend anyone. </p><p>For such an accolade to be bestowed upon me from someone known as shittyhamburgers is truly an honor. i thank you my liege.</p>

[KC2OSO]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />I look but the poop always disappears into the trap so I can't see it. <p>&nbsp;Women poo?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i take a gander</p><p>i heard if your poop floats it's a healthier poop</p>

[SatCam]

*insert yerdaddy post with pictures of squatholes*

[MrPink]

<p>I always look and then I tell people to come look at it if it's a real good one.</p><p><a href="http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html">Feces Facts!</a></p>

[patsopinion]

courtesy flus pre wipe

[narc]

I always look. I seriously think I have had some of the more fascinating shits known to man. I'm not necessarily talking about size, I'm talking about the WTF factor.

[sr71blackbird]

It depends.&nbsp; At work, if someone walks into the men's room while on the bowl, I will flush right away.&nbsp; But if no one comes in, I will check it out before I flush.&nbsp; At home I always look.&nbsp;