I was scared of a mouse

[AngelAmy]

<p>So if a few days ago&nbsp;you were to tell me that a tiny little mouse would freakme out to the point of where I'd still be shaking minutes after putting it outside after 15 minutes of just staring and trying to figure out what to do and how to get rid of it I probably would have laughed in your face.&nbsp; This morning i was awoken to the sounds of rustling and I knew it was the mouse because I saw it the other night....when i finally figured out where it was i paniced.&nbsp; I saw it and it saw me and I froze, i didnt move a muscale as if it were a t-rex going to swallow me whole.....no it was a tiny fucking mouse and i was petrafied.&nbsp; there was no way i was going back to sleep with that thing in my room.&nbsp; i waiting until it jumped back into this box i had on a shelf and i closed up the box real quick and went outside.</p><p>i then proceeded to stand out on&nbsp;my back patio with bare feet, pj pants, and a&nbsp;tshirt holding this stupid box now panicking of what im&nbsp;actually going to do&nbsp;with it.&nbsp; i couldnt just open the box and throw the mouse out, what if&nbsp;it came back inside?&nbsp; i didnt&nbsp;wanna&nbsp;throw the box far&nbsp;into the backyard,&nbsp;the box had my name on it....surely id be questioned.&nbsp; so right now this box is sitting&nbsp;on the side of my patio sorta out of site with a rock on top of it and the mouse still in the box. i really hope this mouse just dies in there, i don't know what else to do.&nbsp; i dont want&nbsp;it finding it's way&nbsp;back in here.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>so this was my&nbsp;wakeup call to throw everything in my room out.&nbsp; im just fucking skeeved by the whole thing.&nbsp; i&nbsp;really hope there isnt more because not only will i cry myself to sleep&nbsp;but i&nbsp;wont know how to get&nbsp;rid of them....my mom would kill me if she found out my room somehow attracted mice.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>AND IM STILL FUCKING SHAKING!!! i may not even go back to sleep.....eh who am i kidding. night peeps.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dan 'Hampton]

When&nbsp; me and my wife were first going out we hopped in my car to go to the store or something and a mouse ran across her foot.&nbsp; Who screamed like a lil bitch? Me.&nbsp; Apparently a bunch of mice had taken up residence in the trunk of my car.&nbsp; Took about two weeks of trapping them to get them finally all out.

[OGC]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Give Earl a call, he will make the mouse freeze.</font>

[walking joint]

unfortunately where there is one mouse, there are usually others.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i think it's pretty amazing you caught the mouse so easily...&nbsp; </p><p>i would try to shake the box up pretty good, get the mouse disoriented and flush him down the toilet</p><p>44FFE</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><br /> <p>i would try to shake the box up pretty good, get the mouse disoriented and flush him down the toilet</p><p>&nbsp;wow i didnt know you were so mean<br /> </p>

[sailor]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Give Earl a call, he will make the mouse freeze.</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><br /></font><p>&nbsp;<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><font size="2">i only clicked on this thread to make that joke.&nbsp; damn you.&nbsp; </font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"><font size="2">take the mouse away from your house and let it go.<br /></font></font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>i would try to shake the box up pretty good, get the mouse disoriented and flush him down the toilet</p><p>&nbsp;wow i didnt know you were so mean</p><p>hey at least i don't break kid's cameras</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<img src="http://www.ironicsans.com/images/jerry2.jpg" border="0" width="176" height="120" />

[AngelAmy]

<p>it's still outside, i wonder if it froze to death yet....im kinda scared to check on it</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i feel bad, it had cute little eyes but his cute little eyes will be the reason my rent goes up or my mom goes apeshit on me or kicks me out or something</p>

[Reephdweller]

<p>I think it happened because they probably left the door open to the back to let the dogs out and Stuart Little decided to scurry in. </p><p>Either that or the little guy was attracted to the crumbs around Bobs mouth.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>build a mouse'death'trap like my brother Gorgeous George</p><p>we had mice for a little bit growing up in our apt in jersey city. one night my eldest brother calls me into his room to show me his mouse'death'trap contraption. for a couple nights he's been hearing a mouse in the corner of his room so what he does is:</p><p>He leans a folding chair up against the wall in the corner where he's hearing the noise and the top of the chair is barely holdin up a 2 1/2 pound weight against the wall. So George tells me &quot;watch this&quot;. He jumps in bed, under the covers, and he has a slipper. He throws the slipper across the room, hits the chair, and the weight drops. He was very proud of himself but never got the mouse...</p>

[MrPink]

<p>It's not the mouse you gotta worry about, its the mouse shit.</p><p>I found 2 mice at my house growing up, one was killed by my cat and she dropped it next to my bed one night. Another time there was one inside a 40 gallon trashcan in my garage, I'll never figure out how the fuck he got in there.</p>

[Soupy_Dreck]

<p>I hate to be the bearer of bad news but depending on the type of box, the mouse may have chewed his way out already.&nbsp; So he's either moved on to another place or is trying to get back in to your place.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">You think you were scared, imagine how the mouse felt!</font></p><p><font size="2">You should either&nbsp;get a snake or a cat.&nbsp; They'll both keep the mice away.</font></p>

[RoseBlood]

<p>So it's safe to assume your giggle fest is now over?</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think it happened because they probably left the door open to the back to let the dogs out and Stuart Little decided to scurry in. </p><p><strong>Either that or the little guy was attracted to the crumbs around Bobs mouth.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

[ralphbxny]

God Id kill for a mouse right now...Im starvin!

[Jujubees2]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />God Id kill for a mouse right now...Im starvin! <p><font size="2">Not today.&nbsp; No meat on Friday!</font></p>

[AngelAmy]

fuck i have another one, this is just not funny

[sr71blackbird]

You may have a few in there then, and they made babys.&nbsp; Or, it's the same mouse that got back in and he likes bearded dragon poo

[dukester]

<p>my old apartment was right next to a junkyard. the rats that would hitch rides in the dumpsters were infesting the place. some of them would make thier way to my apartment. i tried everything to get rid of them, poison traps, nothing worked.</p><p>&nbsp;one night after some heavy drinking, i came home to find a large rat&nbsp;(10-12 inches head to tail), still alive with his head caught in a rat trap. he was flipping around like a fish. i'm glad my&nbsp;cuz was there&nbsp;and i had&nbsp;some bottled bravery in me. otherwise i would never have been able to do what i did next.</p><p>&nbsp;i put on some leather gloves on and picked it up by the rattrap end. carried the vermine outside to the driveway, and crushed his skull with a cinder block.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>just thought i'd share</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dukester on 3-4-07 @ 9:57 AM</span>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>OK as someone who has a bakery and has to stay on top of things like this, here's what you should be doing.</p><p>1) Pull out all furniture and clean the place thoroghly. Use bleach. Any crumbs of food on the floor is what they're going for, and why they keep coming back. </p><p>2) Look for any mouse holes around the walls. If you find any, put a cube/package of mouse bait in the hole, then fill the hole with steel wool (they cant chew thru it) and patch them up.</p><p>3) Call an exterminator, but you need to do 1 and 2 for it to be effective.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you do all of the above, you will get rid of them. &nbsp;</p>

[AngelAmy]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OK as someone who has a bakery and has to stay on top of things like this, here's what you should be doing.</p><p>1) Pull out all furniture and clean the place thoroghly. Use bleach. Any crumbs of food on the floor is what they're going for, and why they keep coming back. </p><p>2) Look for any mouse holes around the walls. If you find any, put a cube/package of mouse bait in the hole, then fill the hole with steel wool (they cant chew thru it) and patch them up.</p><p>3) Call an exterminator, but you need to do 1 and 2 for it to be effective.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you do all of the above, you will get rid of them. &nbsp;</p><p>the exterminator part is what im afraid of, my mom will kill me if she finds out there are mice in here especially after thousands of times telling me to clean up my room.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>last night i couldnt find the bugger so hes still in here somewhere, so creepy.&nbsp; i started my clean up but have a long way to go before i can start moving furniture....this sucks, im moving</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Rodents all look for stuff to use for nesting material. Shreded paper, fluffy stuff, anything soft. They need food, nesting material, shelter, water. If your room is messy and you have any of these things around, they will think it is a paradise. Clean it down to the barest level, like Bulldog said. It is kind of gross, but if there is an Agway near you, you can get this stuff called <a href="https://www.critter-repellent.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Session_ID=6a9861de2bc127c85de4fd2b88 44e760&amp;Screen=PROD&amp;Product_Code=S20RP" target="_blank">Bobcat urine</a>, which is what it is - and put a few drops near the walls on the floor. The mice will assume this is a very dangerous place and take off.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 3-4-07 @ 10:38 AM</span>

[shittyhambrgers]

<p><img src="http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper679/stills/8w94ch3d.jpg" border="0" width="275" height="236" /></p><p>i got a moush in my housh!&nbsp; who is this, doctor suess? </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by shittyhambrgers on 3-4-07 @ 1:53 PM</span>

[Bossanova]

You can also buy the same things that an exterminator would use at Agway or HomeDepot. You can get baits in a container.&nbsp; I know snap traps work the best.

[JPMNICK]

all you need a shovel, kill and dig a hole

[ralphbxny]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />all you need a shovel, kill and dig a hole <p>In my old Hood that was a tool of the trade.</p>

[AngelAmy]

<p>its totally back</p><p>justice4all and lecitia (i hope i spelled that right) were in chat as i was freaking out until 6am about the mouse.................it was like right next to me onmy desk, i tried to get it in a box but it jumped down and now i dunno where it is.&nbsp; i gotta get traps i guess as many people have suggested.&nbsp; </p><p>so yeah i got no sleep last night cause look im awake! and my bearded dragon is going crazy and i cant go back to sleep.&nbsp; i hate being&nbsp; a light sleeper</p>

[Leticia]

<p>I hope you got some sleep before you went to work!! get mousetraps!! and glue traps!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> The exterminator came today and showed us a shit load of holes we didn't know we had. So you should take a good look at your room. glue traps are the way to go and fold the sides of them against the wall....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(giving you the exterminator's advice :) )&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

Have you tried the bobcat urine?&nbsp; Dont you have dogs?&nbsp; Keep them in your room for a while, the mouse can smell a preditor and want to leave (thats why the bobcat urine works).&nbsp; You put the urine in these little bottles near the floor and they mice will run away fast.<br />

[Leticia]

lol.. and bobcat urine is sold where?

[AngelAmy]

dude i went to bed at 6 and woke up at 9 and could not get back to sleep...tonight shall be fun on the mic...............people sure did miss some entertaining freak outage didnt they????&nbsp; and your damn bf slept through the whole thing and snored his ass off hhahahhaha

[Leticia]

lol... he even slept through my laughing. danm... well you got the same sleep as me.. almost... i shpould have gotten up at 10 but got up at the time i was supposed to leave for school,lol. Worth it.

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Leticia</strong> wrote:<br />lol.. and bobcat urine is sold where? <p>From some very unhappy bobcats!</p>

[Bossanova]

I worked in pest control during the summer months when I was in college.&nbsp; For starters, the fearing predators things is false.&nbsp; Mice would consider humans a predator and clearly its made it self known.&nbsp; The glue traps will only work if you put them along the wall.&nbsp; You must put it near the center of the walls.&nbsp; The mouse/mice need the wall for assistance, and with the glue board being near the center they will have plenty of speed&nbsp; going into it.&nbsp; Otherwise it can feel its way around the trap. Traditionao snap traps with a little dab of peanut butter is the best was to get rid of the quickly. Baits in containers are the other option.&nbsp; Leticia is correct, check for entry holes.

[Enabler]

I am not a man. Last night confirmed that when a mouse scurried along the perimeter of my living room and I sat there frozen with panic. I knew I had a mouse, but I never thought it would be ballsy enough to show itself when the lights were on and the music was going. Anyway, the hunt is on! I bought $62 worth of every trap/poison the hardware store had to offer. Baited the traps with peanut butter. Now we play the waiting game...

My question is, do I tell my landlord that I have mice? Ive been here almost 3 years and never saw a mouse. The lady downstairs moved out about 8months ago and her place has been vacant ever since. Im thinking the mice are working their way upstairs due to that and the cold. Do I fess up and hope he pays for an exterminator? Or do I torch the place, fake my own death, and start anew someplace else?

[boosterp]

I am not a man. Last night confirmed that when a mouse scurried along the perimeter of my living room and I sat there frozen with panic. I knew I had a mouse, but I never thought it would be ballsy enough to show itself when the lights were on and the music was going. Anyway, the hunt is on! I bought $62 worth of every trap/poison the hardware store had to offer. Baited the traps with peanut butter. Now we play the waiting game...

My question is, do I tell my landlord that I have mice? Ive been here almost 3 years and never saw a mouse. The lady downstairs moved out about 8months ago and her place has been vacant ever since. Im thinking the mice are working their way upstairs due to that and the cold. Do I fess up and hope he pays for an exterminator? Or do I torch the place, fake my own death, and start anew someplace else?

Pussy. Oh, and do ell the landlord. For example: if in Texas the landlord has an obligation to exterminate pests or face the health department, etc. This also means when the tenant reports a pest sighting.

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[Chigworthy]

You're not a real man until you've smashed a Norway rat's head in with a hammer after the rat trap didn't finish the job in the middle of the night.

[Enabler]

2 confirmed kills so far. Old school wooden snap traps the only thing that has worked.

[Ritalin]

I got some traps around, too. Mother fucker was scurrying around my bedroom.