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busybeeman

02-20-2007, 07:57 AM

<img src="http://www.threestoogesonline.com/images/CurlyPortraitShad2.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="168" /><img src="http://www.rtshirts.com/RTshirts.com%202006%20Fundraiser%20Catalog-New/Page%2006/Images/JTP-8955.jpg" border="0" width="233" height="256" /> No, not Britney.  We're talking 'bout a real stooge.  Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!  Why, Coitanly!

This message was edited by busybeeman on 3-4-07 @ 1:39 PM

K.C.

02-20-2007, 12:54 PM

Owwwwwwwww....a wise guy, eh...pick two...

Fezticle98

02-20-2007, 05:31 PM

No! Not fat Tim McVeigh! He's come back from the dead to eat us all!

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 06:21 AM

Moe as Chief of StaffLarry as Veep<img src="http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/articles/stooges/images/three-stooges.jpg" border="0" width="342" height="425" />

BLZBUBBA

02-21-2007, 06:45 AM

No.  Moe should be Secretary of Defense.  Could plan to take out all the insurgents in Iraq with that fingers to the eye bit.  Then,  while they're blinded the troops could pull out the hammer to the cranium.  Those insurgents would be too stupid to do the hand up the bridge of the nose to block the double eye poke.  The news reports on Iraq would slowly change from explosions to a constant ouuuuch/CLANG!  Oooowww/CLANG!  CLANG CLANG CLANG!Of course,  as Sec. of Defense he wouldn't actually be doing it.  He could teach the technique to the generals,  and they'd pass it down and make it a priority in training.  Maybe they should teach it to the troops who are part of the surge.

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 06:57 AM

I'm thinking they all pitch in for that kind of work...Oh, yeah...the title of the Department would change back to "War" instead of "Defense"and nukes instead of "police actions"<img src="http://www.thenyuknyukshoppe.com/stooges%20police%20mem.jpg" border="0" width="253" height="179" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 07:00 AM

...but as the saying goes, "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely"<img src="http://www.thenyuknyukshoppe.com/dictators.jpg" border="0" width="596" height="465" />

BLZBUBBA

02-21-2007, 07:06 AM

BUSYBEEMAN...Rudy Ray Moore?  How about that cover art for THIS AIN'T NO WHITE CHRISTMAS?  Christmas at Earl's place...IN HIS DREAMS.

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 07:39 AM

Ummm...were you referring to this:<img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005RFJ8.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 07:41 AM

This is my fave Rudy Ray Moore photo (from an Altoids ad):<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/blogpics/dec03/pusher.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="309" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 08:42 AM

MAJOR improvement on Secretary of State:Buckwheat<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/dcfive1964/images/009_220-318.jpg" border="0" width="344" height="425" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 01:10 PM

A Curly Administration would have built-in checks and balances<img src="http://www.thaddeusmatthews.com/uploaded_images/ThreeStooges_2-732515.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="600" />

high fly

02-21-2007, 01:13 PM

With Curly as president, we could adopt a whole new military strategy.Imagine "Whatta" Dick B. Cheney and Saddam squaring off.Cheney tries the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam cagily puts up the "Moe Block."So Cheney tries the two-handed index finger eye-poke, but Saddam is way ahead of him and ducks as Cheney buries two fingers in drywall.Cheney reaches in his bag of tricks and holds out one hand like a karate chop, and wiggles it up and down, up and down; then side to side, side to side, to mesmerize the Butcher of Baghdad, then he goes for the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam is ready with the "Moe Block"....

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 03:49 PM

high fly wrote: With Curly as president, we could adopt a whole new military strategy.Imagine "Whatta" Dick B. Cheney and Saddam squaring off.Cheney tries the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam cagily puts up the "Moe Block."So Cheney tries the two-handed index finger eye-poke, but Saddam is way ahead of him and ducks as Cheney buries two fingers in drywall.Cheney reaches in his bag of tricks and holds out one hand like a karate chop, and wiggles it up and down, up and down; then side to side, side to side, to mesmerize the Butcher of Baghdad, then he goes for the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam is ready with the "Moe Block"....Classic stuff.  "Moe Block"...didja make that up on the fly.  Pure genius.  Good stuff.

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 03:51 PM

Every politician is a windbag<img src="http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/TTS/pdSITTS0009.jpg" border="0" width="554" height="450" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 03:54 PM

Ambassador-at-large for the Curly Administration:<img src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://graphics.ink19.com/issues/march2003/peeWeeHerman.jpeg&usg=__w7k1msjjZQ-_9vi4bEWZqnVzds8=" border="0" width="200" height="225" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 03:58 PM

Can't forget Flip Wilson as Geraldine asthe Curly Administration's Secretary of the Interior:<img src="http://www.goodbyemag.com/nov98/Wilson1.jpg" border="0" width="214" height="280" />

torker

02-21-2007, 03:59 PM

doghouse

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 04:02 PM

Richard Pryor in charge of the Joint Chiefs of Staff<img src="http://www.soul-patrol.com/newsletter/2005/news14/pryor.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="284" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 04:04 PM

Jonathan Winters as Press Secretary:<img src="http://www.citybeat.com/2001-10-18/todo-1.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="198" />

busybeeman

02-21-2007, 04:05 PM

Steve Martin asSpecial Assistant to the President:<img src="http://www.woundedbird.com/martin_steve/3477.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="299" />

epo

02-21-2007, 05:42 PM

<img src="http://www.kensocrates.com/shemp.gif" border="0" width="180" height="215" />The whole plan fails as Shemp runs on a third party!

ralphbxny

02-21-2007, 06:17 PM

busybeeman wrote: Ummm...were you referring to this:<img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005RFJ8.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" />Hysterical!!

busybeeman

02-22-2007, 05:52 AM

epo wrote: <img src="http://www.kensocrates.com/shemp.gif" border="0" width="180" height="215" />The whole plan fails as Shemp runs on a third party!  Every Family has a rat.<img src="http://www.godfatherfilms.com/films_images/mikeoffer-pic.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />

This message was edited by busybeeman on 2-23-07 @ 9:33 AM

busybeeman

02-23-2007, 05:32 AM

busybeeman wrote: This is my fave Rudy Ray Moore photo (from an Altoids ad):<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/blogpics/dec03/pusher.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="309" /><img src="http://graphicexpectations.com/posterimg/sendfile.jpg" border="0" width="157" height="222" />

busybeeman

02-26-2007, 03:44 PM

Jerome Lester Horwitz for President: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Lester_Horwitz">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Lester_Horwitz</a>

high fly

02-26-2007, 07:47 PM

busybeeman wrote: high fly wrote: With Curly as president, we could adopt a whole new military strategy.Imagine "Whatta" Dick B. Cheney and Saddam squaring off.Cheney tries the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam cagily puts up the "Moe Block."So Cheney tries the two-handed index finger eye-poke, but Saddam is way ahead of him and ducks as Cheney buries two fingers in drywall.Cheney reaches in his bag of tricks and holds out one hand like a karate chop, and wiggles it up and down, up and down; then side to side, side to side, to mesmerize the Butcher of Baghdad, then he goes for the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam is ready with the "Moe Block"....Classic stuff.  "Moe Block"...didja make that up on the fly.  Pure genius.  Good stuff. Thanks, man.Nothing made up on the fly, I've just remembered the routine for ages and have been looking for a place to post it.Back in 7th grade, me and a buddy could do that routine for what seemed like hours...

This message was edited by high fly on 2-26-07 @ 11:50 PM

FUNKMAN

02-26-2007, 07:50 PM

Curly Fries for everybody!  covered with Old Bay  Yumzy!<img src="http://www.photophonic.com/album/092004puyallupfair27.jpg" border="0" width="432" height="324" />

busybeeman

02-27-2007, 06:39 AM

high fly wrote: busybeeman wrote: high fly wrote: With Curly as president, we could adopt a whole new military strategy.Imagine "Whatta" Dick B. Cheney and Saddam squaring off.Cheney tries the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam cagily puts up the "Moe Block."So Cheney tries the two-handed index finger eye-poke, but Saddam is way ahead of him and ducks as Cheney buries two fingers in drywall.Cheney reaches in his bag of tricks and holds out one hand like a karate chop, and wiggles it up and down, up and down; then side to side, side to side, to mesmerize the Butcher of Baghdad, then he goes for the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam is ready with the "Moe Block"....Classic stuff.  "Moe Block"...didja make that up on the fly.  Pure genius.  Good stuff. Thanks, man.Nothing made up on the fly, I've just remembered the routine for ages and have been looking for a place to post it.Back in 7th grade, me and a buddy could do that routine for what seemed like hours...This message was edited by high fly on 2-26-07 @ 11:50 PM <img src="http://www.rtshirts.com/RTshirts.com%202006%20Fundraiser%20Catalog-New/Page%2006/Images/JTP-8955.jpg" border="0" width="233" height="256" />

busybeeman

02-28-2007, 05:17 AM

high fly wrote: busybeeman wrote: high fly wrote: With Curly as president, we could adopt a whole new military strategy.Imagine "Whatta" Dick B. Cheney and Saddam squaring off.Cheney tries the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam cagily puts up the "Moe Block."So Cheney tries the two-handed index finger eye-poke, but Saddam is way ahead of him and ducks as Cheney buries two fingers in drywall.Cheney reaches in his bag of tricks and holds out one hand like a karate chop, and wiggles it up and down, up and down; then side to side, side to side, to mesmerize the Butcher of Baghdad, then he goes for the horizontal-peace-sign eye-poke, but Saddam is ready with the "Moe Block"....Classic stuff.  "Moe Block"...didja make that upon the fly.  Pure genius.  Good stuff. Thanks, man.Nothing made up on the fly, I've just remembered the routine for ages and have been looking for a place to post it.Back in 7th grade, me and a buddy could do that routine for what seemed like hours...This message was edited by high fly on 2-26-07 @ 11:50 PM Here's a little professional advice:  Copyright your good material before somebody steals it. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

busybeeman

03-01-2007, 10:20 AM

busybeeman wrote: Jerome Lester Horwitz for President: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Lester_Horwitz">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerome_Lester_Horwitz</a>  McCain had it right the first time.  Now he's trying to tap dance his way around the Bush:<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070301/ap_on_el_pr/mccain2008">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070301/ap_on_el_pr/mccain2008</a>Curly for President.   All the choices so far are dweebs.

busybeeman

03-02-2007, 07:46 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: This is my fave Rudy Ray Moore photo (from an Altoids ad):<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/jfstrain/blogpics/dec03/pusher.jpg" border="0" width="241" height="309" /><img src="http://graphicexpectations.com/posterimg/sendfile.jpg" border="0" width="157" height="222" />We need to organize the Draft Curly for President committee<img src="http://www.rtshirts.com/RTshirts.com%202006%20Fundraiser%20Catalog-New/Page%2006/Images/JTP-8955.jpg" border="0" width="233" height="256" />

busybeeman

03-02-2007, 08:00 AM

Fonzi says, "Curly Rocks!"<img src="http://www.kerrolisaa.com/kuvat/fonzI.jpg" border="0" width="184" height="229" />

busybeeman

03-04-2007, 09:37 AM

Curly is the Man.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.  Why coitanly! Nyah-ugh.  Moe! Larry! Cheese!   La da dee, da dee, da dee...why, coitanly.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.  Oh, wise guy?  Ruff, Ruff! <img src="http://images.countingdown.com/images/countdowns/movies/3218724/3218724_main.jpg" border="0" width="185" height="190" />

Kevin

03-04-2007, 09:44 AM

Biggest sign that your thread is a failure....    Your posts count for at least 75% of the posts in the thread.......

ralphbxny

03-04-2007, 05:37 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Curly Fries for everybody!  covered with Old Bay  Yumzy!<img src="http://www.photophonic.com/album/092004puyallupfair27.jpg" border="0" width="432" height="324" />Now I am starvin!

busybeeman

03-05-2007, 07:48 AM

Curly fries for all campaign volunteers! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />

busybeeman

03-06-2007, 08:21 AM

I hear they serve a lot of clam soup at State House functions<img src="http://sjl-static1.sjl.youtube.com/vi/D8KjkmgjwdA/2.jpg" border="0" width="130" height="97" />

BLZBUBBA

03-06-2007, 08:44 AM

THIS AIN'T NO WHITE CHRISTMAS album cover rules.  Thanks for throwing that up busybeeman!

busybeeman

03-06-2007, 09:10 AM

BLZBUBBA wrote: THIS AIN'T NO WHITE CHRISTMAS album cover rules.  Thanks for throwing that up busybeeman! "Is It Something I Said?" <img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KDC.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="159" />Richard Pryor

busybeeman

03-06-2007, 09:11 AM

BLZBUBBA wrote: THIS AIN'T NO WHITE CHRISTMAS album cover rules.  Thanks for throwing that up busybeeman! Thank you.  Thankyouverymuch.<img src="http://www.jasonaut.com/uploaded_images/Elvis-SoldOut1976-791556.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="399" />