Talk about a Nowhere Man!

[docgoblin]

<p>Check out this Daily News story of a poor lonely soul... I bet the Utility company LIPA is still trying to stick him with the repair bill!</p><p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/498648p-420298c.html" target="_blank">http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/498648p-420298c.html</a>&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

i cant believe that the electric and tv stayed on for a year

[MrPink]

talk about bein a couch potato...

[Zorro]

I would love to go out this way

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><span class="bodytext">the mummified body of a blind man sitting in front of his TV se</span>t</p><p>Why the fuck is a blind guy watching TV?&nbsp;</p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="bodytext">the mummified body of a blind man sitting in front of his TV se</span>t<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why the fuck is a blind guy watching TV? </p><p>I thought that was a little odd too.&nbsp; I smell something rotten here!</p>

[docgoblin]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="bodytext">the mummified body of a blind man sitting in front of his TV se</span>t<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why the fuck is a blind guy watching TV? </p><p>&nbsp;They like to listen...</p>

[Gvac]

<p>The story sounds incredibly far fetched, but if it's true it's a really sad tale.&nbsp; </p><p>I can't imagine having absolutely no one in the world close to you.</p>

[docgoblin]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The story sounds incredibly far fetched, but if it's true it's a really sad tale. </p><p>I can't imagine having absolutely no one in the world close to you.</p><p>&nbsp;That's a very good point... And don't you always hear about a horrible stench coming from a house if there's a dead body inside? Nobody noticed?!?!? It's still a good story though... </p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I am sooo jealous, I really want to be a mummy!!! Come to think of it, I really want to be blind too!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.jabootu.com/images/vctotbdbox.jpg" border="0" width="275" height="401" /></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I loved this part too</p><p><span class="bodytext"> Long Island Power Authority spokesman Burt Cunningham could not say exactly how Ricardo's electric service continued so long after his death.</span>&nbsp;</p><p>The fucking electric company is only wondering why his service wasn't turned off sooner. Not that he died. Classic. &nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I loved this part too</p><span class="bodytext">Long Island Power Authority spokesman Burt Cunningham could not say exactly how Ricardo's electric service continued so long after his death.</span> &nbsp; <p>The fucking electric company is only wondering why his service wasn't turned off sooner. Not that he died. Classic. &nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Yeah, Is there such a thing as an Inhumanitarian Award, cuz he should get it??? The Ignobel&nbsp;Peeps Prize!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.gdbg.org/images/snake_trophy.2000-R.jpg" border="0" width="522" height="804" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

That's the way I want to go -- just like Benny Hill!

[blakjeezis]

Just like Benny Hinn.

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="2">sad but not as sad as dying alone in a nursing home. at least he was home!</font>