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lleeder
02-18-2007, 11:16 AM
<font size="3">Today my boss and I were at this diner and we asked the waitress about the <font color="#ff0000">Buffalo Burger</font> on the menu. She said how it wasn't right and all this stuff how the <font color="#ff0000">Buffalo</font>'s are mistreated. My boss then asked how are the regular <font color="#ff0000">burgers</font>. She didn't like that either.&nbsp;If she's a waitress shouldn't she fake it and not push her agenda on me while I'm trying to order something? Or is she trying to convert people one at a time to <font color="#99cc00">vegetarianism</font>? </font>

Death Metal Moe
02-18-2007, 11:20 AM
<p>I like getting my Daily lleeder on the weekends too.&nbsp; He he he.</p><p>Anyway, she should be let go.&nbsp; Why is she working against the place as she servers the customers?&nbsp; If you have a problem with meat, don't work at a place the profits from it's sale.</p><p>If you're anti-abortion you're not going to work at a clinic.&nbsp; If you're left wing you're not going to work for a Republican canidate's re-election.&nbsp; It makes no sense for her to be there.&nbsp; And if it's the only game in town, she should keep her yap shut.&nbsp; You didn't go there for a fucking speech or even a debate, you want your server to be polite, prompt and refill your drinks.</p><p>I'd have tipped her a fucking penny and bounced it off her thick skull.</p>

weekapaugjz
02-18-2007, 11:20 AM
<p>man, im starving, we got any mistreated buffalo back there?</p><p>in all honesty though, buffalo meat is fantastic especially for a burger.&nbsp; did your boss still order the buffalo burger?&nbsp; cause i would have, just in spite of that cunt, i probably would have ordered two.&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
02-18-2007, 11:21 AM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">If she feels that strongly about it she shouldn't work in places that serve meat.</font></strong>

lleeder
02-18-2007, 11:23 AM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man, im starving, we got any mistreated buffalo back there?</p><p>in all honesty though, buffalo meat is fantastic especially for a burger.&nbsp; did your boss still order the buffalo burger?&nbsp; cause i would have, just in spite of that cunt, i probably would have ordered two.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">We split it up. I had a <font color="#ff0000">buffalo burger</font><font color="#ffff00"> </font><font color="#ff9900">with cheese</font><font color="#000000"> and he had a </font><font color="#ff9900">cheeseburger.</font></font></p>

Marc with a c
02-18-2007, 11:25 AM
sheepy is a waitress?

jetdog
02-18-2007, 11:27 AM
<p>I say good for her! She's trying to change the world one meat eater at a time. What a great cause to devote your time and energy to, someone has to do, and you have to start somwhere!</p><p>Okay, I'm gonna go grab some veal parm and a side of fois gras now. Later.&nbsp;</p>

DarkHippie
02-18-2007, 11:43 AM
Like diners use real&nbsp;cow anyway

PapaBear
02-18-2007, 11:45 AM
If a waitress told me that the buffalo was mistreated, I'd say, &quot;at least it's not suffering anymore&quot;.

Kevin
02-18-2007, 11:45 AM
<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br />Like diners use real&nbsp;cow anyway <p>MOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE.</p>

A.J.
02-18-2007, 11:51 AM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">She said how it wasn't right and all this stuff how the <font color="#ff0000">Buffalo</font>'s are mistreated. </font><p>You should have told the waitress to inform Rev. Sharpton so he could organize a protest.</p>

NortonRules
02-18-2007, 11:59 AM
You should have told her you're just trying to help fight global warming, since gas from cows hurts the environment.

cougarjake13
02-18-2007, 12:27 PM
<p>you know what i hate about these people, some have no problem with us eating the meat just how they are treated before they are slaughtered</p><p>who the fuck cares, we need to eat to survive, i just dont get these people if it were up to them we'd have no clothes, eating only vegetarian </p><p>but wait they are living things too so maybe we shouldnt eat them either maybe we should all starve and freeze to death b/c we're hurting other living things</p><p>fuck that its darwinism at its best</p><p>sometimes they get us but most often we get them ( by they i mean other living things )</p>

burrben
02-18-2007, 12:31 PM
<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man, im starving, we got any mistreated buffalo back there?</p><p>sorry, we're fresh out</p>

Bulldogcakes
02-18-2007, 04:12 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<font size="3">She said how it wasn't right and all this stuff how the <font color="#ff0000">Buffalo</font>'s are mistreated. </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If she wasn't a Vegetarian, did she look like this?</p><p><img src="http://www.xenafan.com/rosie/rosie05.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="353" /><br />&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe she's just sensitive to the plight of Buffalo. Since . . . well you figure it out.&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
02-18-2007, 04:17 PM
<p>I just wanted to let you know that after this thread I ordered two bacon cheeseburgers for lunch. </p><p>DELICIOUS. &nbsp;</p><p>Of course I threw out the lettuce and pickles. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

cupcakelove
02-18-2007, 04:24 PM
If she's really that passionate about that stuff, then why does she work there?

BoondockSaint
02-18-2007, 04:27 PM
EvelEd's a waitress?

epo
02-18-2007, 04:50 PM
<p>I like to tell people like that that my family owns a meat processing plant.&nbsp; </p><p>But honestly how dumb was that waitress?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

lleeder
02-18-2007, 04:52 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just wanted to let you know that after this thread I ordered two bacon cheeseburgers for lunch. </p><p>DELICIOUS. &nbsp;</p><p>Of course I threw out the lettuce and pickles. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">YESSSS!!!! The power of threads on the appetite continues. What about the tomatoes?</font></p>

Kevin
02-18-2007, 04:54 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just wanted to let you know that after this thread I ordered two bacon cheeseburgers for lunch. </p><p>DELICIOUS. &nbsp;</p><p>Of course I threw out the lettuce and pickles. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>I enjoy tomatos on My cheeseburgers, But, i too throw my lettuce out.</p>

sr71blackbird
02-18-2007, 05:11 PM
Let me tell you something, if there was no market for buffalo or cow meat, do you really think there would be as many cows or buffalos as there are?&nbsp; Do you kow that there are actually more cows in the United States than people?&nbsp; If these ultra environmentalists got their way, instead of looking at animals as if they were human, there would be only cows and buffalos in zoos.&nbsp; Look at the elephant.&nbsp; It is illegal to trade in ivory, and so that makes ivory rare.&nbsp; People that want ivory for some reason then will be willing to pay the extra money necessary&nbsp;to&nbsp;obtain something that is banned.&nbsp; So, this higher cost and lucrative potential encourages poachers to kill elephants to get their ivory.&nbsp; So now, we may lose the elephant to extinction.<br />Because of the market for buffalo meat, which is better for you than cow meat, and buffalo leather is better quality than cow leather too, there are many more buffalo in the US right now than there has been in a hundred years.&nbsp; In the 70's they almost went extinct!

cupcakelove
02-18-2007, 05:17 PM
<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br />Let me tell you something, if there was no market for buffalo or cow meat, do you really think there would be as many cows or buffalos as there are? Do you kow that there are actually more cows in the United States than people? If these ultra environmentalists got their way, instead of looking at animals as if they were human, there would be only cows and buffalos in zoos. Look at the elephant. It is illegal to trade in ivory, and so that makes ivory rare. People that want ivory for some reason then will be willing to pay the extra money necessary to obtain something that is banned. So, this higher cost and lucrative potential encourages poachers to kill elephants to get their ivory. So now, we may lose the elephant to extinction.<br />Because of the market for buffalo meat, which is better for you than cow meat, and buffalo leather is better quality than cow leather too, there are many more buffalo in the US right now than there has been in a hundred years. In the 70's they almost went extinct!<p>&nbsp;You're right, just look at how many buffalo there were before we got here.&nbsp; Now you can't turn around with out stepping in a pile of buffalo dung. </p>

King Hippos Bandaid
02-18-2007, 05:18 PM
<p><font size="3">Why would a Vegetarian Fucking work&nbsp; with Meat.&nbsp; I would have told that Waitress,&nbsp; youre not paid&nbsp; to fucking think&nbsp;.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="3">Now Since you&nbsp;opened your Plant&nbsp; Filled Mouth .I want Bacon added&nbsp; to My Burger, also place&nbsp; some &nbsp;All Meat Chili on&nbsp; the Fries Toots!!!!</font></p>

Yerdaddy
02-19-2007, 01:42 AM
I'm trying to give a rat's ass about the whole pro-vegetarianism/anti-vegetarianism divide in the country but I just can't find a good tofu rat's ass substitute that actually tastes like a real rat's ass. Actually I did find a nice carrot-gruel-paste one at the Whole Foods Market once but the texture wasn't right - it just didn't <em>feel</em> like a rat's ass in my mouth. So until I can get a halfway decent imitation rat's ass I just say we kill everybody.

patsopinion
02-19-2007, 04:10 AM
<p>my favorite meat so far is osteritch</p><p>what is it about me that i want to eat anything that might be remotely existinct</p><p>soon we will all be eating matrix oatmeal mash and when that happenes these rubes will be wishing that they ate more great white shark and ect&nbsp;</p>

cupcakelove
02-19-2007, 04:16 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br />I'm trying to give a rat's ass about the whole pro-vegetarianism/anti-vegetarianism divide in the country but I just can't find a good tofu rat's ass substitute that actually tastes like a real rat's ass. Actually I did find a nice carrot-gruel-paste one at the Whole Foods Market once but the texture wasn't right - it just didn't <em>feel</em> like a rat's ass in my mouth. So until I can get a halfway decent imitation rat's ass I just say we kill everybody. <p>I think the mistake a lot of people make when they try out vegetarianism is to seek out meat replacements.&nbsp; Its really impossible to find something that taste and has the texture of meat.&nbsp; You really have to branch out, and try foods you have never eaten before.&nbsp; Authentic Chinese and Indian foods are loaded with vegetarian options that are really good.&nbsp; It took me a few months to figure out how to cook tofu so it taste decent, and it still doesn't compare to how I can get it at the Thai place down the street. </p>

Yerdaddy
02-19-2007, 04:31 AM
<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br />I'm trying to give a rat's ass about the whole pro-vegetarianism/anti-vegetarianism divide in the country but I just can't find a good tofu rat's ass substitute that actually tastes like a real rat's ass. Actually I did find a nice carrot-gruel-paste one at the Whole Foods Market once but the texture wasn't right - it just didn't <em>feel</em> like a rat's ass in my mouth. So until I can get a halfway decent imitation rat's ass I just say we kill everybody. <p>I think the mistake a lot of people make when they try out vegetarianism is to seek out meat replacements.&nbsp; Its really impossible to find something that taste and has the texture of meat.&nbsp; You really have to branch out, and try foods you have never eaten before.&nbsp; Authentic Chinese and Indian foods are loaded with vegetarian options that are really good.&nbsp; It took me a few months to figure out how to cook tofu so it taste decent, and it still doesn't compare to how I can get it at the Thai place down the street. </p><p>(Tee hee. Ssshhh! Nobody tell him.)</p><p>Why do you think I'm in Bangkok? All the rat assmeat I can eat and for a small fee the waitress will shoot it into my mouth with her pussy. What a country!</p>

cupcakelove
02-19-2007, 04:43 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br />I'm trying to give a rat's ass about the whole pro-vegetarianism/anti-vegetarianism divide in the country but I just can't find a good tofu rat's ass substitute that actually tastes like a real rat's ass. Actually I did find a nice carrot-gruel-paste one at the Whole Foods Market once but the texture wasn't right - it just didn't <em>feel</em> like a rat's ass in my mouth. So until I can get a halfway decent imitation rat's ass I just say we kill everybody. <p>I think the mistake a lot of people make when they try out vegetarianism is to seek out meat replacements. Its really impossible to find something that taste and has the texture of meat. You really have to branch out, and try foods you have never eaten before. Authentic Chinese and Indian foods are loaded with vegetarian options that are really good. It took me a few months to figure out how to cook tofu so it taste decent, and it still doesn't compare to how I can get it at the Thai place down the street. </p><p>(Tee hee. Ssshhh! Nobody tell him.)</p><p>Why do you think I'm in Bangkok? All the rat assmeat I can eat and for a small fee the waitress will shoot it into my mouth with her pussy. What a country!</p><p>I just want to point out I don't actually think yerdaddy is looking for a rat's ass substitute.&nbsp; I just thought your joke was a good lead in to what I wanted to say. </p>

Yerdaddy
02-19-2007, 05:03 AM
<p>There is no substitute!</p><p>Good save.</p>

mendyweiss
02-19-2007, 05:59 AM
<img src="http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/shows/pictures/Andrew_Dice_Clay_Show/andrewdiceclay.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="150" />Honey, just bring me the fuckin burger, or I'llmistreat your pussy !!

Sheeplovr
02-19-2007, 06:15 AM
i like your boss more then you <br />

lleeder
02-19-2007, 06:24 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i like your boss more then you <br /><p><font size="3">Sorry buddy I try but I love my meat too much to give it up</font></p>

RoseBlood
02-19-2007, 06:46 AM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man, im starving, we got any mistreated buffalo back there?</p><p>in all honesty though, buffalo meat is fantastic especially for a burger.&nbsp; did your boss still order the buffalo burger?&nbsp; cause i would have, just in spite of that cunt, i probably would have ordered two.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">We split it up. I had a <font color="#ff0000">buffalo burger</font><font color="#ffff00"> </font><font color="#ff9900">with cheese</font><font color="#000000"> and he had a </font><font color="#ff9900">cheeseburger.</font></font></p><p>Crazy lady probably spit in those burgers big time.</p>

lleeder
02-19-2007, 06:53 AM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man, im starving, we got any mistreated buffalo back there?</p><p>in all honesty though, buffalo meat is fantastic especially for a burger.&nbsp; did your boss still order the buffalo burger?&nbsp; cause i would have, just in spite of that cunt, i probably would have ordered two.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">We split it up. I had a <font color="#ff0000">buffalo burger</font><font color="#ffff00"> </font><font color="#ff9900">with cheese</font><font color="#000000"> and he had a </font><font color="#ff9900">cheeseburger.</font></font></p><p>Crazy lady probably spit in those burgers big time.</p><p><font size="3">you know, now that you mention it I thought I tasted some menopausal saliva in there</font></p>

lleeder
02-19-2007, 06:58 AM
<font size="3">Awww man this thread got me knocked down to negative Sheepy Points. </font>

weekapaugjz
02-19-2007, 07:09 AM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Awww man this thread got me knocked down to negative Sheepy Points. </font><p>&nbsp;some things in this life are not all about impressing sheepy, sometimes its about eating delicious mistreated buffalo patties and talking about it on a message board.</p>