I'm in a Good Mood.....So try and Kill It!!!

[reeshy]

<p>For the first time in a month.....I feel good.....I went to work and things went fine .....my family is doing good....and I won 50 bucks on a scratch off.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I just want life to be better for me and I want to see the flowers grow!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How would you like your life to be...faggots????&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'd like to be sitting across from you in a dimly lit restaraunt. Gazing into each others eyes, holding hands and sharing words of affection. After our meal we would have a nice glass of wine and sneak into the bathroom at which time you'd give me a reach around.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You did mention something about faggots, did you not?</p>

[burrben]

<p>i was walking home one night after classes and there was this really cute girl standing next to bentley hall. she said &quot;hey&quot; and i said &quot;hi&quot; long story short we went to this party and later she gave me a blow up. then she said &quot;it's your turn&quot; i said cunnilingus is cool and i went down and there was a big dick in my face. i thought fair is fair so i took it like a man</p><p>edit: aren't we sharing our gay stories?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by burrben on 2-17-07 @ 1:18 AM</span>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i was walking home one night after classes and there was this really cute girl standing next to bentley hall. she said &quot;hey&quot; and i said &quot;hi&quot; long story short we went to this party and later she gave me a blow up. then she said &quot;it's your turn&quot; i said cunnilingus is cool and i went down and there was a big dick in my face. i thought fair is fair so i took it like a man</p><p>edit: aren't we sharing our gay stories?</p><p>Did she have a set of boobies? Cause that would make the difference between it being gay and extemely erotic.</p>

[burrben]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i was walking home one night after classes and there was this really cute girl standing next to bentley hall. she said &quot;hey&quot; and i said &quot;hi&quot; long story short we went to this party and later she gave me a blow up. then she said &quot;it's your turn&quot; i said cunnilingus is cool and i went down and there was a big dick in my face. i thought fair is fair so i took it like a man</p><p>edit: aren't we sharing our gay stories?</p><p>Did she have a set of boobies? Cause that would make the difference between it being gay and extemely erotic.</p><p>man tits, i'm a chubby chaser</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Man tits hey????</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hmmm, upon further review council has decided that you are in fact posting in the correct thread.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>spoliler...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>esd is going to fight earl during the big ass bash...</p>

[led37zep]

<p>I was in Budapest at the hot spring bath house when I noticed these nipples through the steam.&nbsp; Kinda turned me on, they didn't look like the biggest boobs in the world but hey...if I'm getting a free peek at tits I'm not going to look a gift horse in the teeth.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Then the steam cleared up a bit and I realized I was checking out a mans tits.&nbsp; Felt pretty stupid, my friends helped remind me how gay I was checking out a mans tits.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Reesh...glad you're doing good brotha.&nbsp;</p>

[burrben]

<p>i titty fucked myself with a pringles can</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

I did something much much different with a pringles can.

[burrben]

are we done being gay?

[moochcassidy]

<img src="http://www.historyplace.com/specials/portraits/presidents/g-w-bush.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="557" />

[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/02/15/ap3431486.html"><span class="mainarttitle"><strong>Inspectors Blast Coast Guard Contractors</strong></span><br /></a></p><p>The Department of Homeland Security's inspector general concluded in a report released Wednesday that Lockheed Martin (nyse: <a href="http://finapps.forbes.com/finapps/jsp/finance/compinfo/CIAtAGlance.jsp?tkr=LMT">LMT</a> - <a href="http://www.forbes.com/markets/company_news.jhtml?ticker=LMT">news </a>- <a href="http://www.forbes.com/peopletracker/results.jhtml?startRow=0&amp;name=&amp;ticker=LMT">people </a>) installed - without Coast Guard approval - hundreds of cables required to meet &quot;low smoke&quot; standards in the event of a fire. The company also installed hundreds of electronic components for the exterior of the 123-foot cutters &quot;knowing that they either did not meet contract performance requirements,&quot; or had not verified their compliance, investigators said.</p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p>I thinking watching a 24 Hour Marathon of CBS Sitcom Programing Ranging From Dave's World to Designing Women would ruin anyones good mood</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezhaspeaked on 2-17-07 @ 3:20 PM</span>

[SatCam]

i went down and there was a big dick in my face.

were you expecting a small dick?

[feralBoy]

<p>Ok, so my gay story.</p><p>I was in a bar last night, and I go into the bathroom to pee.&nbsp; So I start peeing, and this guy walks in and pees at the urinal next to mine, and&nbsp;he's like &quot;it's pretty cold in here.&quot;&nbsp; I was like, yeah, that's because there is a door to the street right next to the bathroom.&nbsp; And he is like, &quot;No, I think they make it cold so people don't stay in the bathroom too long.&quot;&nbsp; I'm like, ok.&nbsp; So, then he is like, &quot;They don't want to have people fucking in the bathroom.&quot;&nbsp; I was so fucking creeped, out, I just ran out of the bathroom.&nbsp; Who has a fucking conversation like that with a stranger in the bathroom?</p>

[burrben]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />i went down and there was a big dick in my face. were you expecting a small dick? <p>i was expecting a vagina</p>