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ChimneyFish
02-16-2007, 12:20 PM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">November 2007</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You play as Darth Vaders' apprentice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I think I just came.</font></em></strong></p>
Tall_James
02-16-2007, 12:20 PM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">November 2007</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You play as Darth Vaders' apprentice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I think I just came.</font></em></strong></p><p>There is much fear...and jizz in this one.</p>
MadMatt
02-16-2007, 12:22 PM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">November 2007</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You play as Darth Vaders' apprentice.</font></em></strong></p><p>Does he teach you to be whiney and P-whipped?</p>
ChimneyFish
02-16-2007, 12:24 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">November 2007</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You play as Darth Vaders' apprentice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I think I just came.</font></em></strong></p><p>There is much fear...and jizz in this one.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Between this and the Rachel Ray/Joker post, you're 2 for 2, Tj.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></em></strong></p>
ChimneyFish
02-16-2007, 12:24 PM
<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">November 2007</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">You play as Darth Vaders' apprentice.</font></em></strong></p><p>Does he teach you to be whiney and P-whipped?</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">He also teaches you how to overact.</font></em></strong></p>
MadMatt
02-16-2007, 12:28 PM
I really wish I hadn't seen the "first" 3 movies. I wish I could remember Darth Vader as a complete badass and one of the best villains ever, but I just can't get the image of that whiney douchebag anakin out of my head. Ruined it for me.
ChimneyFish
02-16-2007, 12:33 PM
<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />I really wish I hadn't seen the "first" 3 movies. I wish I could remember Darth Vader as a complete badass and one of the best villains ever, but I just can't get the image of that whiney douchebag anakin out of my head. Ruined it for me. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">First two I would agree, I actually liked the last one.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Especially becuase they "hinted that he slaughtered all the little Jedi children. Now that's badass.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"> </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Anyway, this takes place after 3. Your mission is to hunt down and kill all the remaining Jedi.</font></em></strong></p>
MadMatt
02-16-2007, 12:37 PM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />I really wish I hadn't seen the "first" 3 movies. I wish I could remember Darth Vader as a complete badass and one of the best villains ever, but I just can't get the image of that whiney douchebag anakin out of my head. Ruined it for me. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">First two I would agree, I actually liked the last one.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Especially becuase they "hinted that he slaughtered all the little Jedi children. Now that's badass.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Anyway, this takes place after 3. Your mission is to hunt down and kill all the remaining Jedi.</font></em></strong></p><p>There were too many plot holes in 3 for me. He went from zero to Hannibal in nothing flat. I would have been happier if they created a "montage" where he joins up with Sidious and starts fighting against the Jedi. He gradually becomes more violent and unhinged, he begins to relish the hunt and battle a little more, then he finally snaps and kills all the Jedi in the temple - kids and all. Padme could have been in hiding but Anakin thinks the Jedi "stole" her, then Anakin finally finds her, she tries to turn him back to the light, he smacks her, etc. (what happened in the movie).</p><p>I might have to give it a shot though. Hunting down Jedi might be cool...</p><span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 2-16-07 @ 4:42 PM</span>
cougarjake13
02-17-2007, 07:02 PM
<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br />I really wish I hadn't seen the "first" 3 movies. I wish I could remember Darth Vader as a complete badass and one of the best villains ever, but I just can't get the image of that whiney douchebag anakin out of my head. Ruined it for me. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">First two I would agree, I actually liked the last one.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Especially becuase they "hinted that he slaughtered all the little Jedi children. Now that's badass.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Anyway, this takes place after 3. Your mission is to hunt down and kill all the remaining Jedi.</font></em></strong></p><p>There were too many plot holes in 3 for me. He went from zero to Hannibal in nothing flat. I would have been happier if they created a "montage" where he joins up with Sidious and starts fighting against the Jedi. He gradually becomes more violent and unhinged, he begins to relish the hunt and battle a little more, then he finally snaps and kills all the Jedi in the temple - kids and all. Padme could have been in hiding but Anakin thinks the Jedi "stole" her, then Anakin finally finds her, she tries to turn him back to the light, he smacks her, etc. (what happened in the movie).</p><p>I might have to give it a shot though. Hunting down Jedi might be cool...</p><span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by MadMatt on 2-16-07 @ 4:42 PM</span> <p>id definitely get it </p>
<p> </p><p>I'm waiting for the game where you get to play Darth Vader's intern.</p>
badorties
02-17-2007, 07:48 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>I'm waiting for the game where you get to play Darth Vader's intern.</p><p>the drycleaning/coffee challenge alone is worth the wait</p><p> </p><p>the prequels served to destroy any childhood mythology, and negate the coolest entrance of any film icon</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3b/Vadertantive.jpg/180px-Vadertantive.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="249" /></p>
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