ten bucks

[sailor]

<font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font>

[A.J.]

<p>Same thing happened to me when I went to the movies.&nbsp; I gave the lady a twenty and she thought I gave her a ten.&nbsp; I opened my wallet and said &quot;See all these twentys?&nbsp; I just came from the ATM.&nbsp; I gave you a twenty because I needed the&nbsp;change.&quot;&nbsp; She didn't care.</p><p>So much for the customer always being right.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Not one to cause&nbsp;a scene?</p><p>Walked away?</p><p>Boycott?</p><p>Sounds like you are looking for any reason you can find to be more like Fez.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sailor, If I asked you to drill my anus, would you?</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>you should have yelled &quot;count out that fucking register right now&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>in reality, i would have done the same. walked away, because it is only 10 bucks. but there is no way i would ever go in there again. </p>

[sailor]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one to cause a scene?</p><p>Walked away?</p><p>Boycott?</p><p>Sounds like you are looking for any reason you can find to be more like Fez.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sailor, If I asked you to drill my anus, would you?</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">um, no, thanks for the offer tho'!&nbsp; the thought of a &quot;boycott&quot; did remind me of fez, but not being on roosevelt island i can find a pizza joint on every corner.&nbsp; if it was some big impersonal place, like a b&amp;n it would not bother me so much.&nbsp; that would just be some retard at a check-out.&nbsp; this was the owner, who has seen my face for many years.&nbsp; in fact, he used to live on my block before i moved.&nbsp; at that point, he has to care about the customer.&nbsp; that's supposedly the benefit of these mom-and-pop places. </font></p>

[terry1979]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>GIS for <a href="http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1T4DMUS_enUS209US209&amp;q=ten%20bucks&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi">ten bucks</a> (NSFW) </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p><p>the midnight rider is sailor!!!</p>

[feralBoy]

<p>The other day I was at the deli I always go to, and I paid with a twenty, and the guy gave me back change for a ten, and I was like, I paid with a 20.&nbsp; He didn't even question it, just handed me a 10 back.&nbsp; That was pretty cool.</p><p>When I was a kid, working in mcdonalds, this guy tried to run a scam on me.&nbsp; He had someone pay with a 50 before him.&nbsp; Then he came to my register, gave me a ten, and when i gave him back change, said he gave me a 50.&nbsp; Now a 50 was in the register, and he knew that.&nbsp; My manager asked me, if I was sure he gave me a 10.&nbsp; I said yes, and the manager counted out the entire register.&nbsp; He told the customer, to get out when it counted right.&nbsp; After that, my manager told me to always keep the bill on top,&nbsp;of the register, until after you give change.&nbsp; This way the customer can't claim they gave you a different amount than they actually did.&nbsp; </p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>This has happened to me several times over the years especially in the case where you might give the cashier $21 for a $15.75 bill.&nbsp; (Obviously bec I have a $20 bill and some singles) The assumption is that a $5 and a quarter back.&nbsp; It's actually sort of a favor to them.</p><p>Anyway, I always say the amount I'm giving to the person out loud now.</p>

[sailor]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza. i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty. the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single. i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10. he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten. i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left. i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks. so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p><p>the midnight rider is sailor!!!</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i wish i was that cool.&nbsp; and bradshaw, it's the 21st century.&nbsp; i use a debit card for everything EXCEPT going to get pizza or such.&nbsp; if i took out more, it would rot in my wallet, or i'd end up buying drugs. </font></p>

[ralphbxny]

Do you need me to speak to this person? Don Stu may know the owner? What place is it? Will this keep Bo from eating after a couple drinks?

[torker]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Boycott?</p><p><font size="2"><em><font face="impact,chicago">You're gonna boycott me? You haven't got the balls to boycott me. Here, here's your boycott, up your ass, you've got a boycott.</font></em> <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0141.jpg" border="0" width="175" height="145" /></font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 2-14-07 @ 3:27 PM</span>

[WhistlePig]

I did the opposite of this once and boy did I feel like a retard! I gave the
person at a McDonald's drive thru a $20 bill but I thought I'd given them a
ten so when they tried to give me change back from a twenty I wouldn't
take it, insisting I gave them a ten. When I found that ten in my wallet
later, I couldn't believe how stupid I was.

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I'm just shocked the bill was only 9 bucks, everytime I go out for pizza its above a 10 spot.</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />I did the opposite of this once and boy did I feel like a retard! I gave the person at a McDonald's drive thru a $20 bill but I thought I'd given them a ten so when they tried to give me change back from a twenty I wouldn't take it, insisting I gave them a ten. When I found that ten in my wallet later, <strong>I couldn't believe how stupid I was.</strong> <p>not stupid, just honest!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i don't believe I would have walked away if i knew I gave a 20. we would have had to come to some kind of a happy medium. either then or I would be back the next day after he counted the register.</p>

[Mike Teacher]

<p>Sheeesh any cashier should know: leave the money the person gave you on top of the drawer, give the change. That way if there's any dispute, there's the money you gave them right there.</p><p>I sell at flea markets, and whatever they give me stays on that table until the change is given. </p><p>I've heard so many screaming matches at the flea's on this, and it always seems to be about $20.</p><p>'I GAVE YOU THE RIGHT FUCKING CHANGE !!!!!!' </p><p>Are $20 bills evil?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Throw a rock through their window.</p><p>Make that $10 cost them hundreds.</p>

[mdr55]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />I did the opposite of this once and boy did I feel like a retard! I gave the person at a McDonald's drive thru a $20 bill but I thought I'd given them a ten so when they tried to give me change back from a twenty I wouldn't take it, insisting I gave them a ten. When I found that ten in my wallet later, <strong>I couldn't believe how stupid I was.</strong> <p>not stupid, just honest! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i don't believe I would have walked away if i knew I gave a 20. we would have had to come to some kind of a happy medium. either then or I would be back the next day after he counted the register <font color="#ff0000">with a baseball bat and have a little talk.</font> </p><p> Fixed it for you.<br /> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mdr55 on 2-14-07 @ 5:16 PM</span>

[torker]

<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sheeesh any cashier should know: leave the money the person gave you on top of the drawer, give the change. That way if there's any dispute, there's the money you gave them right there.</p><p>It's also helpful to say the denomination of the bill (ie. &quot;Out of twenty...&quot;).&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sheeesh any cashier should know: leave the money the person gave you on top of the drawer, give the change. That way if there's any dispute, there's the money you gave them right there.</p><p>It's also helpful to say the denomination of the bill (ie. &quot;Out of twenty...&quot;).&nbsp;</p><p>i know that cashiers do that to avoid problems but i hate it b/c i know what the fuck i gave you</p><p>just let me pay and be on my way </p>

[King Hippos Bandaid]

<p>Stupid Business Move&nbsp;, Small Businesses are always thinking about the&nbsp; 10 bucks&nbsp; , not the $100s you would spend in the future</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>$10 Bucks = 5 people that Ronnie &quot;Two Bucks&quot;&nbsp; Runs into&nbsp; on any given day </p>

[burrben]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p><p>i did like an hour ago</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p><p>i did like an hour ago</p><p>i usually only take 20 b/c the more i take out the mote im likely to spend</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

did the twenty have big red lips on it?

[burrben]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p><p>i did like an hour ago</p><p>i usually only take 20 b/c the more i take out the mote im likely to spend</p><p>me too. but my mom's putting more in today</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">last night we went out for pizza.&nbsp; i took out 20 bucks from the atm, went to the pizzeria, we had out meal and i gave the counter-guy (also the owner) the twenty.&nbsp; the bill was 9 dollars and he gave me back a lonely single.&nbsp; i informed him that i gave him a 20, not a 10.&nbsp; he opened the register and all the bills were where they belonged so he deduced that i had given him a ten.&nbsp; i'm not one to cause a scene, so i told him he was wrong and turned and left.&nbsp; i've gone to this place for 15 years or more, and now they lost a semi-good customer over a lousy ten bucks.&nbsp; so much for the independent businessman treating ya right. </font><p>Who the hell takes out only $20 from the ATM?</p><p>i did like an hour ago</p><p>i usually only take 20 b/c the more i take out the mote im likely to spend</p><p>me too. but my mom's putting more in today</p><p>wish i had that option </p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not one to cause a scene?</p><p>Walked away?</p><p>Boycott?</p><p>Sounds like you are looking for any reason you can find to be more like Fez.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sailor, If I asked you to drill my anus, would you?</p><p>&nbsp;i think i heard you on o &amp; a earlier today, i think you said something along the lines of, &quot;im gonna fuck you til you love me, faggot!&quot;</p>

[Bossanova]

This is why I never use cash.&nbsp; you can not rely on anyone to compitent.

[Yerdaddy]

You got that blowjob you owe me?

[Fallon]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Throw a rock through their window.</p><p>Make that $10 cost them hundreds.</p><p>&nbsp;Or just get this <a href="http://www.soimmature.com/sub_pages/all_thumb_subs/page_shattered_products.html" target="_blank">gag broken window</a>.</p><p><a href="http://www.soimmature.com/sub_pages/all_thumb_subs/page_shattered_products.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.soimmature.com/images/shatter_rock.gif" border="0" width="377" height="338" /></a>&nbsp;</p>