My Love Affair With "Aunt Bea"

[The Blowhard]

I loved the Andy Griffith Show, and I always had a "thing" for Aunt Bea. She was always making pies, she was always getting her hair done and she wore those sexy house dresses. Andy had Helen,
Barney had Thelma Lou, I wanted Aunt Bea!

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[Sheeplovr]

and you peopole thought i was crazy when i posted simpley JUST MAKING PIES

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[radio junkie]

I thought her friend Clara, the one who played piano, was the hottest on that show. She had a sexy smile.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[The Blowhard]

Aunt Bea, Clara and me..what a fantasy! ;)

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[Gvac]

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[The Blowhard]

Imagine this threesome: Me, Aunt Bea and Aunt Harriet from Batman. Nice.

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[radio junkie]

How bout Shirley Booth from "Hazel".
I would have loved getting a lap dance from her.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[reeshy]

How 'bout Alice from "The Brady Bunch"? I like my chicks skinnier!!!

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[The Blowhard]

I can't wait until the Nick at Night Marathon featuring "The Andy Griffith Show". That Aunt Bea, oh baby!

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[Tall_James]

Here's 2 women whose "Spank Factor" is off the charts...

Mrs. Garrett and Cousin Geri from "The Facts of Life".

Yum Yum, give me some.

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[The Blowhard]

Ron mentioned "Mrs. Garrett the other night. Mmmm.."Edna's Edibles"! ;)

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[The Blowhard]

Thank you, TV LAND, I need my Aunt Bea fix, and you supply the goods. Ahhhhh..sweet!

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[The Blowhard]

I had to post about the lovely Bea AGAIN!
I was watching "The Andy Griffith Show" last week and in this one particular episode Bea was dressed up in her "Sunday best", a tight little number exposing her tight buttocks and her sexy gams. Thank God I had a fresh box of Kleenex nearby.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

Not to mention her BIG cans accented by that apron that cinched her waist like a corset.

[Death Metal Moe]

DAMN IT! I started reading this thread, and I thought Reeshy was back! Then I saw the posted on date. DAMN IT!

And wasn't there an episode where some bikers rolled into town, beat the shit out of the cops, and passed Aunt Bea around like a cheap bottle of booze?

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