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Drunky McBetidont

02-10-2007, 03:39 PM

I ampretty goddasm drunk.  hope you are having a nice day! beer is proof that the good lord loves us and he wants us all to be happy.  benjamin franklin

MrPink

02-10-2007, 03:41 PM

Sounds like you need a shot.

Bossanova

02-10-2007, 03:44 PM

Bet- I stole your idea and am drinking along with ESD to the power hour on the file library. Im about half way through.

This message was edited by Bossanova on 2-10-07 @ 7:44 PM

MrPink

02-10-2007, 03:49 PM

Bossanova wrote: Bet- I stole your idea and am drinking along with ESD to the power hour on the file library. Im about half way through. This message was edited by Bossanova on 2-10-07 @ 7:44 PM I did that yesterday around 3PM.

Gvac

02-10-2007, 03:51 PM

You're 24 hours late, but I'm glad you kept your promise to post while drunk.Happy Birthday weekend, brother.

johnniewalker

02-10-2007, 03:52 PM

I don't think i've ever had a goddasm before.

Billy Staples

02-10-2007, 08:40 PM

betidont wrote: beer is proof that the good lord loves us and he wants us all to be happy.  Benjamin franklin Hi...my name in Benjamin and I'm an alcoholic Hi Benjamin I think I belong here.  My drinking has gotten so bad, I was actually out the other night in a fucking thunderstorm flying a frigging kite.  Ironically the last time I did this, I was so wasted, I locked myself out of my house, so I put the house key on the string for the kite.  well with my luck, a lightning bolt comes down and hits the key!!!.....its this little small key for Christs sake and lightning hits it. Well, my Tri-cornered hat blew right off my head, buckles shot off my shoes like scud missiles ( a new idea I have) and had a vision of some tall geeky guy claiming he invented more stuff than me.  In fact, he claimed he invented almost everything in radio and why was a slave girl with him laughing at everything?  Even my house slaves are not allowed to kiss ass that much It is than I knew I had a problem with the stout. I mean pompous and arrogant Thomas Jefferson who insisted on doing everything himself, even let a couple of us get in a line or 2 in his draft of the Declaration of Independence.  Something that most of us thought that slave banger would never do.I regret that also will not be able to visit my old friend Sam Adams anymore either as he is quite the lush and a back stabber as his company will show centuries later.  The way that man drinks, you would swear he had a wooden leg to match Washington's wood teeth.  Oops, shh don't say anything, its the beerskies talking.  No one knows that or that he really dies of VD. Damn thyself Benjamin, keep your drunken mouth shut or you too may end up diddling inappropriately some young fair maiden in a colony of drunkenness ( we weren't states yet, so it couldn't be a state of drunkeness...kapeesh?) I vow to swear off the devils brew...starting Monday.....you can't quit on a weekend....not with this great party going on up in Boston Saturday night.  First we all get bombed...shots and stuff and than go throw tea or some worthless drink off a boat...oh such fun...I love Boston parties. So Monday it is and what is a middle aged man like myself doing with a kite anyway? Benny So after all that, I knew I could not afford another night of such over indulgence

IamFogHat

02-10-2007, 08:43 PM

Add me to the pfd litst

BoondockSaint

02-10-2007, 08:46 PM

Ditto.  These 16oz vodka 7's are creeping in real nice.

FezPaul

02-10-2007, 08:52 PM

Billy Staples wrote: betidont wrote: beer is proof that the good lord loves us and he wants us all to be happy.  Benjamin franklin Hi...my name in Benjamin and I'm an alcoholic Hi Benjamin I think I belong here.  My drinking has gotten so bad, I was actually out the other night in a fucking thunderstorm flying a frigging kite.  Ironically the last time I did this, I was so wasted, I locked myself out of my house, so I put the house key on the string for the kite.  well with my luck, a lightning bolt comes down and hits the key!!!.....its this little small key for Christs sake and lightning hits it. Well, my Tri-cornered hat blew right off my head, buckles shot off my shoes like scud missiles ( a new idea I have) and had a vision of some tall geeky guy claiming he invented more stuff than me.  In fact, he claimed he invented almost everything in radio and why was a slave girl with him laughing at everything?  Even my house slaves are not allowed to kiss ass that much It is than I knew I had a problem with the stout. I mean pompous and arrogant Thomas Jefferson who insisted on doing everything himself, even let a couple of us get in a line or 2 in his draft of the Declaration of Independence.  Something that most of us thought that slave banger would never do.I regret that also will not be able to visit my old friend Sam Adams anymore either as he is quite the lush and a back stabber as his company will show centuries later.  The way that man drinks, you would swear he had a wooden leg to match Washington's wood teeth.  Oops, shh don't say anything, its the beerskies talking.  No one knows that or that he really dies of VD. Damn thyself Benjamin, keep your drunken mouth shut or you too may end up diddling inappropriately some young fair maiden in a colony of drunkenness ( we weren't states yet, so it couldn't be a state of drunkeness...kapeesh?) I vow to swear off the devils brew...starting Monday.....you can't quit on a weekend....not with this great party going on up in Boston Saturday night.  First we all get bombed...shots and stuff and than go throw tea or some worthless drink off a boat...oh such fun...I love Boston parties. So Monday it is and what is a middle aged man like myself doing with a kite anyway? Benny So after all that, I knew I could not afford another night of such over indulgence    Nice parody Billy, reminds me of the National Lampoon.Did you write it yourself?I know I give you a lot of grief sometimes but I'm being sincere.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 2-11-07 @ 12:53 AM