My Date with EffMeBoobs (Or Why I'm The Luckiest Motherfucker On Earth)...

[Pootertoot]

Well, despite my frightening drunk appearance at Friday's bar crawl (it seems so far away now, lol) the one, the only, the fabulous Ms. EffMeBoobs, our very own Leeeeeesah, allowed this disgusting individual to take her out for a night on the town this past monday...and again this Sunday!!!

As if anyone couldn't tell from the pictures, Lisa is the cutest woman on the face of the earth. However, what you can't tell is that she is one of the tiniest human beings alive. I had to help the little pixie over the sidewalk cracks, to the point that eventually I just carried her around in my pocket.

We went to Paesano's down in Little Italy (no, we're not WNEW consumers, swear), which looked NOTHING like we expected. It's just another italian restaurant..paint peeling off the walls, a tiny little room...the food was GREAT though. We spent at least three hours there, the time just flew. It's always nice when the cutest human being ever to have existed is someone you can talk to without pause or boredom. Not that I ever stop talking anyway.

We also went to Ferrara's down the street and closed that place. We were there so long they finally just came to the table and gave us the check, a slight hint to get the fuck out. It was fun feeding my Leeeesah raspberry cheesecake!

Amongst the many highlights of the night was that, while in my car with the fabulous Lisa, a garbage truck pouring the contents of a dumpster into itself, dumped about 100 gallons of what can only be described as poorly stored Elephant Cum on my car. NOTHING says romance like elephant cum on a cold autumn evening.

So to all you out there wondering what the fabulous Ms. Boobs is like...let me just say...NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH POO POO! She's better than you could ever dream. And she's mine (for now)! Deeks!

Green Lights are the bane of our existence my Leeeeesah...one more second, that's all I ask!

And "Kingpin" is my new favorite movie. ;P

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This message was edited by Pootertoot on 11-6-01 @ 1:41 AM

[Gvac]

Congratulations, Pootertoot, on what can only be described as the crime of the 21st century. How in God's name you bamboozled this sweet innocent creature is beyond me, but I assure you, I am watching.

Boobsie is one of mine, amigo, comprende? One false move.....

Seriously, though, I hope that you two crazy kids have a lot of fun together, and that the future holds good things for the both of you.

You guys rock!

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[Pootertoot]

I think it was the modship. Chicks dig the suit.

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[PanterA]

ummm care? lol ;)

Well looks like our little pootertoot finally got himself a girl. After months of child banging jokes and that fairy costume at the bar crawl i swear i thought you were a twinkie. lol i think i watched to many frier club reruns today.

way to go big man.

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[IrishAlkey]

Can someone tie this noose for me?

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[TheGameHHH]

Pootertoot, I just wanna continue the flow and say congrats. I am sure she is a real gem, treat her well.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

[Amuse2KAOS]

Hold on alkey, I'll join you...



I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

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[IrishAlkey]

You hold the rope...I'll kick the chair.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[HordeKing1]

Well, I think it's cute.

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[Amuse2KAOS]

Can't reply, hanging...damn it, this isn't working...sigh...oh well, guess it's back to good ol' being me...damn...



I would love to be funny, but I keep getting stuck on the fact that I suck...wow, that rhymes...

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[Dirtybird11]

i can hear it now:
"do you ,Effmeboobs, take Pootertoot, to ,,,,," u get the picture har har har-
congrats =) what will the kids be called? pooterboobs?
effmetoot? -sorry, not funny..i stink-

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This message was edited by PanterA on 11-6-01 @ 11:43 AM

[IrishAlkey]

Actually, pooterboobs is friggin hysterical!

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Gwen]

Jeez, you guys are lil cuties, well Lou you're not so little but well you get the idea! And knock it off with all the wedding jokes to me...looks like you two are the ones looking to get hitched. =)

And Perry, again comeing thru with pure comedy I vote for Pooterboobs also.

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[Jennitalia]

That's funny, I thought JustJon was the luckiest Motherfucker on Earth... ;)

Good for you, Pooter, EMB is a sweetheart.

[Hosp]

Just a tip, you just might want to keep your private business private. Do you really want these people commenting on it? Just go ask Angel Amy how well that works out.

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[Pootertoot]

To all those about to commit suicide...once again, NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH POO POO.

Hosp, I've shared information about me far worse than this (everyone loves a penis operation story). This is a fucking blessing, of course I'm gonna share. Besides...unlike Angel Amy, I'm willing to hunt down and kill the naysayers. Nothing like kids coming home from school to play "Follow Mommy and Daddy's Blood Trails".

Pooterboobs...I like the sound of that. Give that man a cigar.

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[The Blowhard]

Congrats guys..you kids have fun, and happy fisting! ;)

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[Jennitalia]

I have to agree with my buddy, Hosp, Pooter.
And that's fine if you're cool with sharing information about your life, no matter how private it is, but you should probably respect the privacy of EMB. If she wants to broadcast her life on the message board, she should do it, not anyone else.

[Dan]

Awwww....Talk about two people meant for each other! Congrats! Is Fezzie gonna walk effme down the aisle?

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[Pootertoot]

'Twas her idea, Jen, I may be retarded, but I'm not...er...retarded? Oh well...

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[Sheeplovr]

pooter said this
I definitely want to see this. Coen Brothers=Creamy Goodness. All I need is someone to go with. You wanna be my date, Sheep?


I thought we had something

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[TooCute]

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[TomPoo]

A post by effmeboob 5/29
I hide in the bushes of PooterToot's house because his ass is a magnet. His perfect buns keep pulling me back and I can't fight the urge. His anal aroma is very addicting. The smell of balsamic vinegar combined with stale copper is the best description of his tantalizing ass scent. So Poot if you hear moaning coming from your bushes and if you hear jars being open and closed, it's just me in pure delight. I'm also succeeding in catching the aroma that floats to the window because it's so overpowering. I just hold a jar up for a minute, trap all the scent in the jar and close it tightly. So far, I currently have 384 jars of Poot's Anal Scent. I could make a profit one of these days.
And Pooters' reply
All you have to is ask,and you may partake in my anal vapors any time you want. I must warn you, however, that I am an anus tease, contracting the sphincter, expanding the sphincter, contracting, expanding until you are in a frenzy of anal bliss. I may even crack a rat for you, adding the wonderous smell of a gas station to the vinegar and pennies.

I'm so flattered that, you, Effmeboobs (not FukMeBoobs, she doesn't appreciate my anus), will have complete control over who visits my Anus Wonderland. Consider yourself President of My Ass.


I for one am very happy to see these two finnaly get together



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[Big Jim]

AH DAMMIT POOTER, Now my crush is spoiled, your str8. Jeeeeez....next please.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Lou you forgot one very important detail of the DATE (which I don't mean to downplay it but that's what it was....no wedding bells here..jeez people it was just a DATE..lol) is when we were driving through Chinatown in search of my favorite Asian boy. Kiwi is taking early retirement at the ancient age of eight years old. His contribution to our anal fistings and then becoming best friends with Herbert have far surpassed my expectations and he wants to move up in his lil Asian boy career. So we had a quest and Lou picked up this little slanty-eyed hunk of fresh meat at the tender age of five. His name is Jung. Jung will prevail in his lessons of anal fistings. Lou presented Jung to me as a gift, just like when you give flowers to your date. I was so flattered. Jung has even started his learnings a bit early by collecting some of the elephant cum that landed on Lou's car and put it in a jar for later use. That Jung will make us proud.

Louiiiieeee you are the BESTEST and it was a great time all around. Pooterboobs walking down Mulberry Street was a fuckin riot.

Hosp and Jennitalia I appreciate your thoughts about keeping it private but he did ask me first before he posted it and I said it was cool. It's only a description of a fun time we had together, just like any two compatible people or friends would describe. There is a history between us on this board and just like Tom Poo pointed out in a post on 5/29, it was fun to talk about it and looking back on how our friendship started.

Alkey you can't put the noose around your neck, the McEars are in the way. ;)

It was a fun time Louuuiiiieee and thank you so much for being the perfect gentleman. Puppet penis show and sushi next! ;)

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[TooCute]

You guys are the CUTEST!!!
I love you both!


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[Hosp]

I guess I've been through too many message board battles and I automaticly put up the defenses. Enjoy guys. It's good when people find each other.

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[Se7en]

I don't really know you, Pootertoot...

But I hate you. You son of a bitch.

Why am I so LONELY?

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[The mighty Thor]

Love at first sight and still going strong. :-) <P> <P>


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[EffMeBoobs]

:::::sniffle::::: That was so cute! Thor you made my day! You are the best. Hmmm...now if only I can ride on the back of a harley with a hot Norwegian hunk......guess it will only stay in my dreams....

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[RF Godfather]

Ahhh... bringing back old memories.... you two guys, God love ya!

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[Pootertoot]

Just call me Fagmaster Flex.

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[Green Lantern]

Did you get a chance to F her Boobs You lucky son of a bitch?

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[Zipgun]

Did you get a chance to F her Boobs You lucky son of a bitch?



That's a good question.

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[The mighty Thor]

I just had to bring it back, it was too cute. EMB we can go for a ride on the bike, I'll just have to get a sidecar for Pooter (fagmasterflex). :-) <P>


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[The mighty Thor]

Awwwwwwwwww look at that pic, Pooter beeing fed by mommy. For a second I thought it was a pic of Chistopher Reeve having dinner with his wife. :-) <P>


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