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[Fallon]

<h1><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested_7;_ylt=AgcTLN34MPyCicmZZ19uMq1s aMYA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--" target="_blank"> Astronaut charged with kidnap attempt</a></h1><p>Put the members of the love triangle and a camera crew in the space station for one month and you have a hit reality show. </p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>Crazy <em><strong>ASTRONAUT</strong></em> girl sex?&nbsp; Now we're talking about a story that will never fail to impress.</p><p>Sign me up.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

She was wearing diapers . HOT !!!

[KC2OSO]

<p>&quot;She was denied bail.&quot;</p><p>Apparently a flight risk?&nbsp; Doh!&nbsp;</p>

[cupcakelove]

She wore diapers so she didn't have to stop?! I'm sure she had to refill her gas tank on the way, couldn't she have just waited until then.&nbsp; And even if she had to stop a few extra times, sitting in her own filth for a few hours only saved her like 15 minutes.&nbsp; This is one of the craziest stories I've ever heard.

[Yerdaddy]

Boy! That chick really blew an O-Ring!

[TheMojoPin]

<img src="http://www.newsaskew.com/va5/moonraper.jpg" border="0" width="624" height="468" />

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">I think that chick is <u>Astro-NUTS</u>!</font></p><p>Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!! <p>through this whole kidnapping article they just thow in </p><p>&quot;Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.&quot;</p><p>umm...yeah.&nbsp; thanks for letting us know.&nbsp; </p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Chicks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You really have to relax.&nbsp; Sheeesh!</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!! <p>through this whole kidnapping article they just thow in </p><p>&quot;Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.&quot;</p><p>umm...yeah.&nbsp; thanks for letting us know.&nbsp; </p><p>You never saw The Right Stuff?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>what a space oddity</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!! <p>through this whole kidnapping article they just thow in </p><p>&quot;Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.&quot;</p><p>umm...yeah.&nbsp; thanks for letting us know.&nbsp; </p><p>You never saw The Right Stuff?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yup.&nbsp; good flick.&nbsp; </p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Breaking News:</p><font size="2"><p>-- Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak to face new charge of attempted first-degree murder, jail spokesman in Orlando says</p></font>

[torker]

What a luna~chick.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!!<p>&nbsp;you see her mug shot?&nbsp; holy shit does she look nice and hot.&nbsp; </p>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!! <p>&nbsp;you see her mug shot?&nbsp; holy shit does she look nice and hot.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/afp/was735886.rp350x350.jpg" border="0" width="277" height="350" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She cleans up pretty well.</p><p><img src="http://www.spacefacts.de/more/astronauts/photo/nowak_lisa_1.jpg" border="0" width="268" height="331" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Recyclerz on 2-6-07 @ 1:29 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

<span class="471523218-06022007"><font face="Arial" size="2">An Inanimate Carbon Rod would have prevented that mess.</font></span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!! <p> you see her mug shot? holy shit does she look nice and hot. </p><p> <img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/afp/was735886.rp350x350.jpg" border="0" width="277" height="350" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She cleans up pretty well.</p><p><img src="http://www.spacefacts.de/more/astronauts/photo/nowak_lisa_1.jpg" border="0" width="268" height="331" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Recyclerz on 2-6-07 @ 1:29 PM</span><p>&nbsp;it doesnt even look like the same person.&nbsp; Mugshot: always hotter.&nbsp; </p>

[Crispy123]

I got to agree. Psycho killer look is hotter than the proud astronut

[Furtherman]

<p>BREAKING NEWS:</p><font size="2"><p>-- Judge sets bond at $10,000 for NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak at a Florida court hearing where she was charged with attempting to murder an alleged love rival.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This story is going to get better and better!</p><p>Movie Of The Week in 5.....4.....3.......</p></font>

[Jughead]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />She was wearing diapers . HOT !!! <p> you see her mug shot? holy shit does she look nice and hot. </p><p> <img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/afp/was735886.rp350x350.jpg" border="0" width="277" height="350" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She cleans up pretty well.</p><p><img src="http://www.spacefacts.de/more/astronauts/photo/nowak_lisa_1.jpg" border="0" width="268" height="331" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Recyclerz on 2-6-07 @ 1:29 PM</span><p> it doesnt even look like the same person. Mugshot: always hotter. </p><p>&nbsp;I thought that was one of those before and after meth pics????Man going from astronaut to meth head...Im staying away from that shit!!! </p>

[high fly]

<p><font size="2">Astronaut?More like astro<strong>NUT!</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="2">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !</font></strong></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><span class="471523218-06022007"><font face="Arial" size="2">An Inanimate Carbon Rod would have prevented that mess.</font></span> <p><font size="2">I can't believe this got <em>NOTHING</em>...&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">I loved it Furtherman!&nbsp; You rock!</font></p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/Time_(Simpsons).jpg/200px-Time_(Simpsons).jpg" border="0" width="200" height="210" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><span class="471523218-06022007"><font face="Arial" size="2">An Inanimate Carbon Rod would have prevented that mess.</font></span> <p><font size="2">I can't believe this got <em>NOTHING</em>...&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">I loved it Furtherman!&nbsp; You rock!</font></p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/Time_(Simpsons).jpg/200px-Time_(Simpsons).jpg" border="0" width="200" height="210" /></p><p>THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK You.</p>

[riverofpiss]

<p>That mug shot makes her look like a tranny hooker that just got busted.</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>riverofpiss</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That mug shot makes her look like a tranny hooker that just got busted.</p><p>It's not too bad, considering the 900 mile drive and all the pooping and peeing, and stuff.</p>

[Furtherman]

Jimmy Norton had a fantastic point about this chick.&nbsp; She's been in space.&nbsp; She circled the Earth in 90 minutes yet she drove through four states wearing a wig and diapers.&nbsp; It doesn't make sense!

[high fly]

<p><font size="2">Let's see, she had:</font></p><p><font size="2">BB gun,</font></p><p><font size="2">Wig,</font></p><p><font size="2">plastic tubing,</font></p><p><font size="2">trench coat,</font></p><p><font size="2">steel mallet,</font></p><p><font size="2">4 inch folding knife,</font></p><p><font size="2">latex gloves,</font></p><p><font size="2">pepper spray,</font></p><p><font size="2">garbage bags,</font></p><p><font size="2">diapers,</font></p><p><em><font size="2">BUT NONE OF IT WAS THE RIGHT STUFF!</font></em></p><p><em><font size="2"></font></em></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>After her Discovery she felt she needed to Challengeher</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...but the whole situation exploded.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-6-07 @ 6:17 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

<p>BREAKING NEWS:</p><font size="2"><p>-- NASA is revising its psychological screening of astronauts after one of them, Lisa Nowak, was charged with attempted murder.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ya think?!</p></font>

[busybeeman]

<p>I ain't gonna try and defend homegirl.&nbsp; She had the weapons, and pepper spray, and Hefty bags, and whatnot.&nbsp; She had a plan.&nbsp; She just had poor execution.&nbsp; That don't make her a bad person.&nbsp; Maybe a would-be murderer...but not a bad person.&nbsp; She had it bad. She was married and had teenage children.&nbsp; She was a two-timer.&nbsp; Her boyfriend was a three-timer.&nbsp; The third chick was a young cutie.&nbsp; You know the drill:&nbsp; red hair, creamy skin, dimples... How could homegirl compete with that?&nbsp; So she just went postal.&nbsp; Even for a highly educated astronaut.&nbsp; Shit happens.</p><p>&nbsp;<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070208/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested;_ylt=AmjR79SWqRc2BvJkaOrjZ9kDW7 oF">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070208/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested;_ylt=AmjR79SWqRc2BvJkaOrjZ9kDW7 oF</a></p>

[busybeeman]

<p>More on the Astronuts:</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested;_ylt=ArLmJvquL3ypdiyrTcq9mBcPLB IF">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested;_ylt=ArLmJvquL3ypdiyrTcq9mBcPLB IF</a></p>

[Mike Teacher]

<p>NASA's not-so-well kept secret is that the Astronuats have been a very weird group historically, outside the astronuat corps, for sure. </p><p>I guess what usually keeps them in check while on flight status was the threat of being pulled from a mission if they f-ed up, which happened. </p><p>But the 12 who walked on the moon, for example, were a weird bunch, by their own admission.</p>

[busybeeman]

<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><p>NASA's not-so-well kept secret is that the Astronuats have been a very weird group historically, outside the astronuat corps, for sure. </p><p>I guess what usually keeps them in check while on flight status was the threat of being pulled from a mission if they f-ed up, which happened. </p><p>But the 12 who walked on the moon, for example, were a weird bunch, by their own admission.</p><p>Weird is cool.&nbsp; I like weird.&nbsp; I am weird.&nbsp; Are you weird?&nbsp; I draw the line at homicidal.&nbsp; Unless there's a very, very good reason for it.&nbsp; Hey.&nbsp; Are with us?&nbsp; Or are you with the terrorists? <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>Seriously, it's a shame but she shoulda known better.&nbsp; A four-timing dude is livin' the life of Riley.</p><p>I'm no hater, though.&nbsp; Don't hate the player, hate the game.&nbsp; Hate the institution.</p><p><img src="http://content.vcommerce.com/products/fullsize/118/5234118.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="196" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by busybeeman on 3-7-07 @ 3:19 PM</span>

[ralphbxny]

I love her !!!!!

[busybeeman]

<p>She just got fired minutes ago:</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070307/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested</a></p>