Chewbacca Arrested!

[Furtherman]

<p><img src="http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-02/27711443.jpg" border="0" width="254" height="156" /></p><p><a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-hollywood3feb03,0,1452234.story" target="_blank">A Hollywood wookiee impersonator is accused of head-butting a tour guide. A witness: Superman.</a></p><p>Superman.&nbsp; The only witness that doesn't have to worry about getting his arms ripped off by the other wookiees.</p><p>And don't mess with the L.A.P.D., they took that wookiee's head right off!</p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>What was he charged with?</p><p>Hair-rassment?</p><p>Oh, I just gave myself the douche chills.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

He heard Lumpy got kicked out of school and lost it.

[Fallon]

<p>Great, now who's gonna be our lefty out of the pen?!</p><p><img src="http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4476/mtfh07547nootri70534240yk8.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3">Best awful line in a story:</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;&quot;Nevertheless, we are disappointed that someone dressed as Chewbacca would behave in this way.&quot;<br /></font></p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoID=98990 0053">http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoID=98990 0053</a></p><p>may be one of the greatest songs ever created.&nbsp; long live the wookies.</p><p><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=679 93694" target="_blank"><img src="http://myspace-919.vo.llnwd.net/00873/91/94/873454919_s.gif" border="0" width="80" height="80" /></a></p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p><img src="http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-02/27711443.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="338" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I thought Wookies were bigger?</p>

[Captain Rooster]

Wookie quoted as replying to officers: &quot;AAhhhrrgg ... errg errrg.&quot;

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-02/27711443.jpg" border="0" width="254" height="156" /></p><p>I remember the Storm Troopers' uniforms looking a lot cooler.</p>

[ralphbxny]

Is there a wookie al sharpton or is al sharpton a wookie?