~ Nick Swardson ~

[spoon]

<p>Gotta say I love this guy too!&nbsp; Never heard he's gay, but he sure does play the role a lot.&nbsp; And Grandma's Boy is fucking top notch as well.&nbsp; He's a great writer on top of everything too.</p><p><img src="http://www.talkingcomedy.com/fall02-winter03/standup-fa02wi03/NS03-STUP-fa02wi03.jpg" border="0" width="213" height="267" /></p><p>&quot;Shhhhh!&nbsp; Don't tell anyone I'm dating Fez.&quot;</p>

[spoon]

<p>Could be box office gold!&nbsp; Who isn't looking for an figure skating film!?</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445934/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445934/</a></p>

[spoon]

<p><img src="http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/cinemovi_films/20060119/14/1713144943.jpg" border="0" width="550" height="357" /></p><p>My sister thinks I should get a cb radio so I can talk to other car beds.&nbsp; I was thinking about getting new rims and an alarm.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I didn't know who this swardson guy was. Through the stories I thought it was actually on the left of Spoons photo.</p><p>That guy is real talent.</p><p>I'll have to check this guy out, he could be gay, he sure is pretty enough.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

He's Terry on <em>Reno: 911!</em>, the rollerskating male prostitute, and he's awesome.

[cupcakelove]

<p>I thought he was great in Reno 911, and completely hillarious in Grandma's Boy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;..but she did invent the finger in the ass during a blow job.&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=16795 92956">Check out his work in &quot;Gay Robot&quot;.&nbsp; And he's not even the robot!</a>

[Furtherman]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/cinemovi_films/20060119/14/1713144943.jpg" border="0" width="550" height="357" /></p><p>My sister thinks I should get a cb radio so I can talk to other car beds.&nbsp; I was thinking about getting new rims and an alarm.</p><p>What is that, a Silver Spoons update?</p>

[grlNIN]

<p>I've been hooked on him for a couple of years. Ever since i saw his standup on Comedy Central. </p><p><em>&quot;These aren't words we say in front of Grandma, you know that.....we....don't....use...those...words..&quot;&nbsp;</em></p><p>Never seen Grandma's Boy but he steals the entire show whenever he's on Reno 911.</p><p><em>&quot;A handjob is still a job&quot;&nbsp;</em></p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Don't watch <em>Grandma's Boy</em>.&nbsp; There's this bizarre and puny rabid following it has, and I am completely baffled as to where it came from.&nbsp; I love a good retarded comedy as much as the next person, but GB somehow makes <em>Little Nicky</em> seem like <em>Citizen Kane</em>.&nbsp; Of course, when dreck like <em>Epic Movie</em> somehow manges to be the #1 film in the country, maybe I've already got my answer.</p><p>Take it away, Patton:</p>&quot;How'd I die? In the fuckin' apocalypse! Oh my God, it was awesome! I'm in the velvet rope section of eternity! You should've fuckin' been there man, fuckin' volcanoes came out of the ground and spewed menstrural blood into the sky, and then it formed into Avril Lavigne's face, and she recited the 'Good Will Hunting' screenplay, then the words turned into sentient razors and they bored into your flesh, George Bush was president and mediocrity held sway!&quot; <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 2-1-07 @ 1:20 PM</span>

[Badinia]

He was also a shining spot in the disappointment that was &quot;Art School Confidential&quot;, as the fashion major.&nbsp; I'm a fan.

[JustJon]

He definitely steals the show whenever he is on Reno 911

[Aggie]

<p>He just came on my radar screen last year and I find him quite funny. I'll have to check out some of his other stuff.</p><p>Yes Grandma's Boy is stupid but it has its moments. </p>

[IamFogHat]

I can't speak for his movies, but the guy actually is a really good stand up comic.&nbsp; And his recurring Reno 911 role is hilarious.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />He's Terry on <em>Reno: 911!</em>, the rollerskating male prostitute, and he's awesome. <p>he sells oranges.</p>

[burrben]

he's a funny, funny bastard

[Doctor Z]

I saw him on Conan way back, maybe 5 or 6 years ago, and I remember he was hilarious.&nbsp; I remember a joke about how he just wants to get through life without being stabbed.&nbsp; And another joke about how he feels super strong when he's around his grandmother, because he can open jars and lift things for her.

[K.C.]

<p>Fez is jacking to this thread right now. </p>

[spoon]

I stand by my love for Grandma's Boy!&nbsp; All you other peeps are fucking crazy.&nbsp;

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />He's Terry on <em>Reno: 911!</em>, the rollerskating male prostitute, and he's awesome. <p>he sells oranges.</p><p>&quot;Oranges.&quot;</p>

[Patches]

<p>I just remember from his standup-</p><p>Grandma after he opens a jar: &quot;oooh, Nicholas!&nbsp; You must be the strongest boy in the world!&quot;</p><p>Hilarious stuff.</p>

[IamPixie]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />He's Terry on <em>Reno: 911!</em>, the rollerskating male prostitute, and he's awesome.<p>&nbsp;I forgot ALL about that... </p>

[IamPixie]

<strong>Badinia</strong> wrote:<br />He was also a shining spot in the disappointment that was &quot;Art School Confidential&quot;, as the fashion major. I'm a fan.<p> That movie was the worst pile of garbage i have ever wasted $8.50 on. I thought it might be worth a try because I liked ghost world (the graphic novel) ...art school confidential was definately a disappointment. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by IamPixie on 2-2-07 @ 11:56 AM</span>