Dirty Money

[Furtherman]

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[Don Stugots]

no one is touching that with the skid marks on it.&nbsp; it looks like a motorcycles stopped short on it.&nbsp;&nbsp; lovely.&nbsp;

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>That's better than one of those stupid wallets you hang on your neck when travelling. If I had those I'd stare straight at a chick when I was going for my cash just to see if I could freak her out.</p><p>This gives new meaning to laundering money<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[MrPink]

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[A.J.]

Why order that when I can make my own?

[Chigworthy]

I had a defensive tactics instructor in the LE Ranger academy who had a box of concealed weapons and&nbsp;objects for hiding drugs.&nbsp; He had one of these things and threw it at one of the students who recoiled in horror.&nbsp; I had a little giggle or two.&nbsp; He also planted a fart machine on one of the handcuff dummies.&nbsp; I had another few giggles.