Gwen
11-05-2001, 04:42 AM
I've recently learned to tap in to my clairvoyant powers and so now Im going to give you all a little glimpse into some futures here on ronfez.net. A few may be current, a few may in the distance, but I think I'm right on:
Gwen will eventually reach 1,000 posts and relinquish her bowling title after she kicks Pootertoots ass one last time.
Hordeking will have a change of heart and pick up a new career as a talkshow psychologist, to get his message to the masses
Heckler, TomPoo and all the rest of the yankees fans will dry their tears and get over it, eventually
TooCute will go on to use her uncanny ability to have men at her beck and call to become the RonFez.Net Madame and hook the board up with first class call girls and fund all the board parties with her newfound wealth
Pootertoot will find his true love who shares his affinity for kidtouching, religious zeal and the never ending story
Effmeboobs will find herself experiencing the Deja Vu when she becomes smitten by a little yellow bear in a red shirt bearing the name of someone she's met before =)
Sheeplover will evenutally complete his education and earn his degree as an english major at which time he will argue his case for poor punctuation use and spelling to the MLA and *it* will become the standard.
GirlGerms will do wonderful things for the NOW, finally getting equality for women everywhere and at the same time making it seem less dykey.
Erin Moran, Scott Baio and Barry Williams will all return to their former careers and begin to get work again after Ron Howard reads the board and acknowledges their comic genius.
Rooster, Reeshy and Gvac will go on a top secret government mission in the mountains of afghanistan and snipe Osama Bin Laden and instantly become America's heroes, 'cause they're already the board heroes.
But, now my brain is drained my powers are fading....more readings to come later.
<b>In a last-ditch effort to get Lou to finish my new sig I've reverted back to this one!</b>
<img src=http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/iabsolutangeli/images/superkitty.gif>
If you put a tin can to your ear, you can hear the subway - deez
This message was edited by Gwen on 11-5-01 @ 9:13 AM
Gwen will eventually reach 1,000 posts and relinquish her bowling title after she kicks Pootertoots ass one last time.
Hordeking will have a change of heart and pick up a new career as a talkshow psychologist, to get his message to the masses
Heckler, TomPoo and all the rest of the yankees fans will dry their tears and get over it, eventually
TooCute will go on to use her uncanny ability to have men at her beck and call to become the RonFez.Net Madame and hook the board up with first class call girls and fund all the board parties with her newfound wealth
Pootertoot will find his true love who shares his affinity for kidtouching, religious zeal and the never ending story
Effmeboobs will find herself experiencing the Deja Vu when she becomes smitten by a little yellow bear in a red shirt bearing the name of someone she's met before =)
Sheeplover will evenutally complete his education and earn his degree as an english major at which time he will argue his case for poor punctuation use and spelling to the MLA and *it* will become the standard.
GirlGerms will do wonderful things for the NOW, finally getting equality for women everywhere and at the same time making it seem less dykey.
Erin Moran, Scott Baio and Barry Williams will all return to their former careers and begin to get work again after Ron Howard reads the board and acknowledges their comic genius.
Rooster, Reeshy and Gvac will go on a top secret government mission in the mountains of afghanistan and snipe Osama Bin Laden and instantly become America's heroes, 'cause they're already the board heroes.
But, now my brain is drained my powers are fading....more readings to come later.
<b>In a last-ditch effort to get Lou to finish my new sig I've reverted back to this one!</b>
<img src=http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/iabsolutangeli/images/superkitty.gif>
If you put a tin can to your ear, you can hear the subway - deez
This message was edited by Gwen on 11-5-01 @ 9:13 AM