Guitarists suck!

[Tater]

I play in a Charlie Daniels tribute band, and we are trying out new guitarists in the Orlando area. Every one of them are stuck up asses who think that they are gods gift. I never met a guitarist who wasnt an asshole! I play drums by the way.

[DonInNC]

The devil should have won.

[reeshy]

"I like to play guitar"...signed....Baby Jesus!!!!

[Hottub]

<p align="center"><img src="http://myspace-073.vo.llnwd.net/00740/37/07/740037073_l.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p align="center"><img src="http://myspace-073.vo.llnwd.net/00740/37/07/740037073_l.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /></p><p>gvac is an angel not an asshole!&nbsp; </p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p><img src="http://myspace-880.vo.llnwd.net/00480/08/87/480797880_l.jpg" border="0" width="422" height="317" /></p><p><img src="http://myspace-365.vo.llnwd.net/01359/56/36/1359516365_l.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /></p>

[booster11373]

<p>You might be the coolest guy around</p><p>Ladies this guy is quite the catch!</p>

[reillyluck]

doug, you're bad ass!!!!! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" />

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p align="center"><img src="http://myspace-073.vo.llnwd.net/00740/37/07/740037073_l.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">Can I audition??? I usta play in Blodwyn Pig... here I am w/ the both of them!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboSitarSamPigGhastleeSm.jpg" border="0" width="422" height="300" /></p>

[torker]

<strong>Tater</strong> wrote:<br />I play in a Charlie Daniels tribute band <p>That's the funniest thing anybody has posted around here in ages.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 1-29-07 @ 5:15 PM</span>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tater</strong> wrote:<br />I play in a Charlie Daniels tribute band <p>That's the funniest thing anybody has posted around here in ages.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by torker on 1-29-07 @ 5:15 PM</span> <p>Does this mean Charlie Daniels is finally going to die?</p>

[Gvac]

Guitar players are egotistical dick heads.&nbsp; Can't stand 'em.

[Death Metal Moe]

I've met far more stuck up drummers, and I am a drummer.

[Wallower]

<p>I see guitarists every single day where I work and I don't think they are as bad as you say.</p><p>Except the pansy christian rock ones with their girl pants, who should all be melted like that Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark.<br /> </p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Guitar players are egotistical dick heads.&nbsp;&nbsp; <p>I was that way BEFORE I started playing the guitar.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />doug, you're bad ass!!!!! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" /> <p>not really, but i try to act that way when trying out for charlie daniels tribute bands! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p align="center"><img src="http://myspace-073.vo.llnwd.net/00740/37/07/740037073_l.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="450" /></p><p>is that drummer's dick broken?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MasterSoySauce on 1-30-07 @ 9:51 AM</span>

[angelinad128]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000080">Can I audition??? I usta play in Blodwyn Pig... here I am w/ the both of them!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboSitarSamPigGhastleeSm.jpg" border="0" width="422" height="300" /></p><p>I know I'm probably wrong but is that a Mandolin?</p>

[angelinad128]

Bass players are actually the cool guys in the band.

[A.J.]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I know I'm probably wrong but is that a Mandolin? <p>That's Bobo's sitar gently weeping.</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I know I'm probably wrong but is that a Mandolin? <p>That's Bobo's sitar gently weeping.</p><p>I always thought a Sitar was more like a standing bass, real big that needed to be rested on the floor to play. </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>My parents bought me a quitar for christmas when I was 12. It's this blue thing with a black border, it's shaped like a z kinda thing. I think it's zz special or something to that effect.</p><p>I took lessons when I was 15 but the family was short money at the time so I decided to drop them. I've never started up but I want to.</p><p>That guitar sure looks good under my bed!!!!</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I know I'm probably wrong but is that a Mandolin? <p>That's Bobo's sitar gently weeping.</p><p>I always thought a Sitar was more like a standing bass, real big that needed to be rested on the floor to play. </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">The classical way to play sitar is to sit cross legged on the floor and the sitar is cradled in the arch of an upturned foot, the only thing is I don't have any class!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.cosmopolis.ch/images/music/ravi_shankar/foto_ravi_shankar.jpg" border="0" width="383" height="383" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My parents bought me a quitar for christmas when I was 12. It's this blue thing with a black border, it's shaped like a z kinda thing. I think it's zz special or something to that effect.</p><p>I took lessons when I was 15 but the family was short money at the time so I decided to drop them. I've never started up but I want to.</p><p>That guitar sure looks good under my bed!!!!</p><p>can you show us a picture? im intrigued!</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" border="0" alt="img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="500" height="362" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>Tater</strong> wrote:<br />I play in a Charlie Daniels tribute band, and we are trying out new guitarists in the Orlando area. Every one of them are stuck up asses who think that they are gods gift. I never met a guitarist who wasnt an asshole! I play drums by the way.<p>&nbsp;<font color="#ff00ff"><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="4">fuck you buddy, you just wish you were talented enough to be the lead in your band. i take offense and now hate you.. . . . . ... AND I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE!!!</font></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" /> </p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" border="0" alt="img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="500" height="362" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p><p>Your wife is short.</p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" border="0" alt="img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="500" height="362" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p><p>&nbsp;<font color="#ff00ff"><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="4">AWW!! that's adorable . . . .<br /></font></font></font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" border="0" alt="img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="500" height="362" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p><p>&nbsp;<font color="#ff00ff"><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="4">AWW!! that's adorable . . . .<br /></font></font></font></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">What she said, cute as a bug's ear.</font></strong></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I needed a model. My wife is napping, my son was outside playing hockey shooting a tennis ball against the fence, my youngest daughter was watching the cartoon in the background (in her panties) and through the process of elimination I went with her.</p><p>She never passes up an opportunity to get infront of a camera...</p>

[Jughead]

I should have came over here and checked this out earlier some real good stuff...Great pic ram...By the way bass players and singers are ass holes too......

[angelinad128]

<strong>jughead46041</strong> wrote:<br />I should have came over here and checked this out earlier some real good stuff...Great pic ram...<font style="background-color: #ffff00">By the way bass players and singers are ass holes too</font>...... <p>Can you agree that at least not ALL of them?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I don't think you'll get too many arguments about singers being assholes.&nbsp; It's in their DNA to be egotistical douchebags.&nbsp; They can't help it.&nbsp; Asking a singer to be humble is like asking a dog to stop licking himself.&nbsp; Ain't gonna happen.</p><p>Bass players, on the other hand, are a strange lot.&nbsp; They're usually the nice, quiet guys that everyone thinks are the most &quot;normal&quot; in the band.&nbsp; They usually turn out to be axe murderers.&nbsp; Or worse. &nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br><p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" border="0" alt="img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="500" height="362" /></a></p><p> </p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p><p></p>

And I bet she thinks she's God's Gift too!!!

just kidding man... cool kid

[DarkHippie]

I play guitar at work for 4 to 5 hours a day, but I'm not an asshole.&nbsp; Maybe you have to be on stage?

[Chigworthy]

I'll slap the shit out of an Oud player.

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And I bet she thinks she's God's Gift too!!! just kidding man... cool kid </p><p>She will... soon enough, she will.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>Guitarists Suck!</strong> <br /><p><img src="http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/ZakkWylde.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="318" />&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously, with their demands for chariots pulled by white stallions.&nbsp; They gotta understand that we're gonna make all the money back on the royalties! </p>

[Freakshow]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br><p>I don't think you'll get too many arguments about singers being assholes.ÿ It's in their DNA to be egotistical douchebags.ÿ They can't help it.ÿ Asking a singer to be humble is like asking a dog to stop licking himself.ÿ Ain't gonna happen.</p><p>Bass players, on the other hand, are a strange lot.ÿ They're usually the nice, quiet guys that everyone thinks are the most "normal" in the band.ÿ They usually turn out to be axe murderers.ÿ Or worse. ÿ</p><p></p>

Axe murderer here, checking in.

<img width=200 src=http://myspace-408.vo.llnwd.net/00035/80/49/35679408_l.jpg>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Here you go Doug, sorry about the quality, my digital won't work and I had to resort to the camera phone.</p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" border="0" alt="img62/2818/ronfezguitarxj6.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="500" height="362" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If nothing else I learned I need to dust under my bed.</p><p>NICE! how much you want for it?</p><p>and how much for the guitar?<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seriously tho, if you wanna sell that guitar, i'll buy it.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p><img src="http://www.cinematographic.net/images/post.jpg" border="0" width="465" height="700" /></p><p><img src="http://www.cinematographic.net/images/post.jpg" border="0" width="465" height="700" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 2-1-07 @ 10:15 AM</span>

[bobrobot]

<strong>Chigworthy</strong> wrote:<br />I'll slap the shit out of an Oud player. <p><strong><font color="#000080">HEYYY!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.hamzaeldin.com/images/press_photo.jpg" border="0" width="430" height="308" /></p><p>that's just mean!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Chigworthy]

<p>I mean, I'll slap the shit out of a L' Oud player.</p><p><img src="http://www.lso.co.uk/catalogue/images/Sting_lute.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="154" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>Chigworthy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I mean, I'll slap the shit out of a L' Oud player.</p><p><img src="http://www.lso.co.uk/catalogue/images/Sting_lute.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="154" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">OH... a lute... OK, carry on!!!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[high fly]

<strong>Tater</strong> wrote:<br />I play in a Charlie Daniels tribute band, <p><font size="2">You take requests?</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

[Bob Impact]

<strong>high fly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tater</strong> wrote:<br />I play in a Charlie Daniels tribute band, <p><font size="2">You take requests?</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p>&nbsp;I know my request...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>please stop playing Charlie Daniels songs.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JerseyRich]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't think you'll get too many arguments about singers being assholes. It's in their DNA to be egotistical douchebags. They can't help it. Asking a singer to be humble is like asking a dog to stop licking himself. Ain't gonna happen.</p><p>Bass players, on the other hand, are a strange lot. They're usually the nice, quiet guys that everyone thinks are the most &quot;normal&quot; in the band. They usually turn out to be axe murderers. Or worse. </p><p>I know where you live!</p><p>Why do guitar players think they can wear goofy hats and get away with it?&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://richstillwell.com/RF/crankcaseBAB03.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="600" />&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why do guitar players think they can wear goofy hats and get away with it?&nbsp; </p><p>Beats me.</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/hu/thumb/4/44/Hendrix_title.jpg/300px-Hendrix_title.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="413" /></p><p><img src="http://pennylaneprod.com/images/dpa00006.jpg" border="0" width="344" height="415" /></p><p><img src="http://www.guitarraonline.com.ar/guitar/slash.jpg" border="0" width="207" height="225" /></p>

[ralphbxny]

&nbsp;

[Freakshow]

http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/buckethead-thumb.jpg

Can't top this guy (sorry, bad pun)

[patrick187]

<p>I know the feeling bro. I play in a Kenny Rogers tribute band in Tulsa,&nbsp;and we are trying out new&nbsp;beards. They're all a bunch of assholes</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />Bass players are actually the cool guys in the band. <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Coolest girl on RonFez.net.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Hands down.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" /></font></em></strong></p>