Excuses

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font>

[bubbadaboo]

Ask Earl he is the king

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font><p></p>

I was in the pool...

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font><p></p>

I'm just nervous, that's all

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Give a situation. There are many excuses for various scenarios.</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font><p></p>

I knew that wasn't the right hole, I was just messin with ya

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font><p></p>

It broke AFTER I took it out, I swear

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font><p></p>

No I was not staring at her ass, I just happened to be day dreaming in that general direction

[SatCam]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><font size="3">Whenever I forget to do something or just plain ignore my wife I have no excuse. I come up with the worst shit. Whats a great excuse you used on your significant other? Or whats a shitty one that was shot down right way?</font><p></p>

Why are you making fun of me? That's the average size for a guy

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'm not too small; You're just too big.</p>

[Marc with a c]

&quot;i was in the pool&quot; made me laugh out loud.

[Don Stugots]

i dont care enough to make up an excuse, work, home where ever.

[weekapaugjz]

if you are ever late for something because you completely forgot about it, simply rub your hands all over your cars tires so they are all black, come in hold up your hands, and say oh, i got a flat tire and had to fix it on the side of the road.&nbsp; then go simply wash your hands and you are off scott free.&nbsp; worked for me on several occasions.

[SatCam]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br>"i was in the pool" made me laugh out loud.<p></p>

what does that say about my other five posts? asshole

[lleeder]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;i was in the pool&quot; made me laugh out loud. <p>&nbsp;</p>what does that say about my other five posts? asshole <p><font size="3">Those he only smirked at <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></p>

[DonInNC]

Sorry,&nbsp;thought I was the only one in here.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;i was in the pool&quot; made me laugh out loud. <p>&nbsp;</p>what does that say about my other five posts? asshole <p>good point i'm sorry.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

why don't you just be honest?<br />

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />why don't you just be honest?<br /><p>Oh sheepy, You have alot of growing up to do....</p>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.&quot;</p>

[Gaia]

<font size="5" color="#ff0000">RUDE</font> and <font size="5" color="#003366">RUDE!!!!!!</font>

[boeman]

<p>Find some way to turn it around... If your good enough, you can get her to apologize for whatever you did.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's the one thing I've learned from Opie.</p>