Bad Movie Alert Center

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Post your bad movie alerts here. Help fellow board members avoid seeing bad movies. I saw Smokin' Aces tonight. It was not smokin. It did contain alot of aces. If you like alot of shooting with no plot see it. If you like plot or if you like to see<font style="background-color: #ffffff">&nbsp; </font><font color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">Ben Afelleck get killed early on for no reason<font color="#000000">&nbsp; then this is the movie for you.</font></font></font>

[Brad_Rush]

<p>Date Movie...&nbsp; The woman wanted to give it&nbsp;a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p>

[Gaia]

<p>Oh my god. You are too funny. I was going to post and ask if anyone PLANNED to see it, because it got a horrrrrible review on Tv. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[thepaulo]

you had to reveal the big secret in your special hidden area you evil mother

[Chigworthy]

Hannibal Rising.&nbsp; Holy shit, what a whore of a movie.&nbsp; Judging just by the commercials, the little prick they've got playing young Hannibal Lechter has never read a Thomas Harris book in his life.&nbsp; It looks like he's trying to play the polydactylous cannibal as some&nbsp;Patrick Bateman&nbsp;style asshole with his evil&nbsp;and extra-hammy grins.&nbsp;

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Date Movie... The woman wanted to give it a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p><p>blasphemy!&nbsp; who doesn't get at least a laugh out of this?</p><p>http://homepage.mac.com/hellbind/.Public/Sausage.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[docgoblin]

I just got home from picking up my daughter and her friends after they saw Epic Movie. She said it was so bad that she was dozing off during it.... And she's 15! The perfect demo for such a movie. She a sucker for all those &quot;Scary Movie&quot; gimmicks too. She usually loves that crap, but she hated this one, and all her friends did as well... So&nbsp; I suggest you stay away!

[Brad_Rush]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Date Movie... The woman wanted to give it a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p><p>blasphemy!&nbsp; who doesn't get at least a laugh out of this?</p><p><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/hellbind/.Public/Sausage.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="253" />&nbsp;</p><p>Alright, maybe a few chuckles were had.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Movie still sucked.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

I gotta disagree on <em>Smokin' Aces</em>.&nbsp; It's completely vapid and insanely derivative, but I really enjoyed the hell out of it.&nbsp; Very stylishly shot, really impressive gunfights, some decent performances, some really funny actors...a good time.&nbsp; It's nowhere near being a &quot;good&quot; film, but I'd reccomend it, and the filmmaker's last flick, <em>Narc</em>.&nbsp; Now THAT was a good movie.

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Date Movie... The woman wanted to give it a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p><p>gotta watch Freddy a few times before it catches on.</p>

[Coach_Mac]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Date Movie... The woman wanted to give it a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p><p>gotta watch Freddy a few times before it catches on.</p><p>Only movie I ever walked out of and I honestly believe anyone who liked it has something wrong with them.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Well Done lleeder. You might have found your 'epic' thread.</p><p>Bravo!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by The Midnight Ramrod on 1-28-07 @ 1:18 AM</span>

[newport king]

<p>i just watched these screeners and they blew....</p><p>the good shepard</p><p>apocalypto</p><p>pursuit of happiness...ok but not my cup of tea</p><p>only good thing i saw was blood diamond.</p>

[Deadshot87]

<p>Date movie was just awful i saw it in the theaters when it was released saw it with some girl<br />It was like watching a train run into an orphanage driven by Eddie Griffin<br />I just hope that no one will have to sit through teh horrible Eddie Murphy movie coming up soon<br />Norbit<br />Eddie Murphy was great that he picked up a trannie and his career tanked </p>

[spoon]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Date Movie... The woman wanted to give it a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p><p>blasphemy!&nbsp; who doesn't get at least a laugh out of this?</p><p><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/hellbind/.Public/Sausage.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="253" />&nbsp;</p><p>You tell'em!&nbsp; I've got you FGF back!</p>

[cougarjake13]

it came out last year but the descent sucked balls. i couldnt care less whether or not any of those british bitches ever got out of the cave

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Date Movie... The woman wanted to give it a watch.</p><p>I've haven't hated a movie that much since 'Freddy Got Fingered'</p><p>blasphemy! who doesn't get at least a laugh out of this?</p><p><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/hellbind/.Public/Sausage.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="253" /> </p><p>You tell'em! I've got you FGF back!</p><p>&nbsp;Fredd got Fignered is going to be a hit in years to come</p><p>much like pootie tang but it took shorter for pootie tang ot be loved but everyone hated pootie tang when it first showed up&nbsp;</p>

[lleeder]

<font size="3">I can't believe the love that Aces got today on the show. I called to bash it but was promptly hung up on.</font>

[Furtherman]

<p>Seraphim Falls</p><p>The movie starts out <em>awesome</em>.&nbsp; There I was, on the edge of my seat, thinking this is going to be a kick ass western.</p><p>By the end I was practicaly on the floor struggling to stay awake.</p><p>It had&nbsp;some moments but don't waste your money in the theater on this one.</p>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i just watched these screeners and they blew....</p><p><strong>the good shepard</strong></p><p>....</p><p>I have got to take issue with the King on this one.&nbsp; I thought The Good Shepard was a very good, just a little shy of great, movie.&nbsp; It is slowly paced and there is not a lot of stuff blowing up on screen for a &quot;spy&quot; movie, I'll grant you.&nbsp;&nbsp;But it is a&nbsp;superb fictionalized history of the CIA and captures the vibe of the ruling class in this country in the 2nd half of the 20th century wonderfully.&nbsp; I'll give it&nbsp;8.5 out of 10 with the biggest disappointment being Angelina Jolie keeping her clothes on.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>I'm gonna go retro since I haven't seen a bad movie in some time. </p><p>Anaconda. Garbage. My parents insisted on going out to see it with me. The bad sex talk and cheap horror gimmicks really had me cringing.&nbsp; </p><p>Final Fantasy: Spirits Within. Complete total bullshit badly written nonsensical bucket of jizzum. The company that made it spent over 100 million making this beautiful piece of absolute nothingness. Nearly went bankrupt, and they deserve it! That was probably the biggest shit sandwhich I payed for at the movies.</p><p>Tomb Raider. First movie I ever walked out on. My friend insisted on watching it to the end, so I took a spin in my car, had something to drink, then went back and sat in the arcade waiting for the movie to end. I'm sure I missed some real gem scenes.</p><p>SWAT. Another shit movie. Every scene was generally 1 minute long for the first half of the movie, then they have these extended scenes of showing the SWAT team sitting in the sewers, listening for clues. The action scenes were boring, and nothing exciting took place. Same hackeyed action movie. Bad Boys II was better.</p><p>More reviews later.&nbsp;</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i just watched these screeners and they blew....</p><p><strong>the good shepard</strong></p><p>....</p><p>I have got to take issue with the King on this one.&nbsp; I thought The Good Shepard was a very good, just a little shy of great, movie.&nbsp; It is slowly paced and there is not a lot of stuff blowing up on screen for a &quot;spy&quot; movie, I'll grant you.&nbsp;&nbsp;But it is a&nbsp;superb fictionalized history of the CIA and captures the vibe of the ruling class in this country in the 2nd half of the 20th century wonderfully.&nbsp; I'll give it&nbsp;8.5 out of 10 with the biggest disappointment being Angelina Jolie keeping her clothes on.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Good movie, just too long and not edited very well.&nbsp; And Jolie was woefully miscast.</p>