What Old Song Makes You Cringe?

[The Blowhard]

For starters: "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka. Ahhhhhhh!!!

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[reeshy]

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[Gvac]

Any Phil Ochs hippie anthem. He almost permanently made folk music douchy.

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[deckert]

Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock'n'Roll"

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[RF Godfather]

The Candy Man song and anything Ricky Martin.

My butt hurts already thinking about it.

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[Dirtybird11]

that im too sexy song has driven me to insanity

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[Jennitalia]

This hurts to say it, since i'm such a huge Madonna fan, who covered "American Pie"
It's just awful!

[F Wad]

My Heart Will Go On (the song from titanic )

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[The Blowhard]

Muskrat Love by The Captain and Tennille!

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[MikeyRutgers]

Freebird

BluePerna Rules!

[RF Godfather]

What about ymca?

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[Tazz1376]

Anything by Rod Stewart

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[The Blowhard]

Honey, by Bobby Goldsboro

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"We Built this City" by
whatever incarnation of
Jefferson Starship that was!

It's like nails on a chalkboard!


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[radio junkie]

I don't remember who sang this one, but it came out in either 1971 or 1972. "Oh Babe, What Would You Say?" If anyone remembers that one, you'll know what I mean. Also, Wayne Newton's "Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"

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[Se7en]

They all do. I can't stand most music made before I was born (circa 1979).

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[Tazz1376]

I can't stand most music made before I was born (circa 1979)


There is not that much good music made after that date. Most good music was made before I was born (1976).

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[The Blowhard]

I vomit when I hear that awful Kajagoogoo song, and that "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive.

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[RF Godfather]

Surprised no one has mentioned this... what about that God awful screeching banshee known as Macy f'n Gray. I consider her "Old School." They should have been booing her before she even started singing the National Anthem.

Also what about "Gloria" or "Do the Hustle? Anyone!
Can't get any worse than that!

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-8-01 @ 8:23 AM

[BrandonKattel]

Safety Dance, Electric Slide, Sinead O'Connor and the Eddie Murphay song She wants to party all the time.

[TomPoo]

Chumbawamba--- I get knocked down

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[Gvac]

what about that God awful screeching banshee known as Macy f'n Gray. I consider her "Old School."
First off, explain why you consider her "Old School", Mark. Second, I happen to think she is one of the brightest new talents I have heard in a long time. There has not been an honest-to-goodness soul singer in a LONG time, and I think she rocks!

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[The Blowhard]

As Mr. Hand might say: "What is Macy Gray, on dope"?


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[Jennitalia]

every time i hear macarena, i just want to kill somebody

[jafter]

definitely
electric slide
macarena
feelings
the pina colada song
i like dreaming

[RF Godfather]

Hey gvac. I'll retract my statement.

When I consider old I refer to the past. She started before therefore I consider her old. If you want me to negate her then fine its your perogative. If you like her voice then its your problem.

Her voice still makes me cringe either way you toss the coin.

jafter's got a point there... anything made for party songs are just so damn cringe worthy!

What about the Mexican Hat Dance or that song about not being friends if we don't dance?

What is the name of that song?

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[The Blowhard]

Remember "Popcorn"?

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[jafter]

Heckler you know what is sad I have popcorn on a 45...


My parents were taking disco classes back in 76 and i have a bunch of crappy 45's.
the fifth of bethoven, popcorn, the hustle, and probably others.... ahhhhh.

I know this isnt old school but that 4 non blondes song makes me want to kill that singer.

[Mary]

I was in PA this weekend.
Heard "Me and you and a dog named Boo" three times. Ahhhhh

[Mary]

I was in PA this weekend.
Heard "Me and you and a dog named Boo" three times. Ahhhhh

[The Blowhard]

Jafter: Remember "Space Race" by Billy Preston?
Mary: want some "Afternoon Delight" by The Starland Vocal Band? ;)

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[Mary]

My place or yours? ;)

[The Blowhard]

Wow Mary, this message board thing really does work when ya wanna meet chicks! Let's find a nice Motel 6 with the vibrating beds..I have rolls of quarters, and I'll bring some Boone's Farm and my 8 Track player. You just bring your fine self!;)

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[nellie]

there is a really crapy song from the eighties that incorperated freebird. every time i hear it, i want to take a hammer to my mom's radio. :(

see ya, diane

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[JimBeam]

I absolutely, positively can not stand " Bad To The Bone ".
I hate the song, the video, the guy in it, and his parents for bringing him into this world.
There are plenty of shitty songs out there, but for some reason that one sets me off.

I have balls !!!

[Snackboy]

I Write The Songs

[The Blowhard]

The theme from "Friends".
The song AND the show both suck.It's not really old, but it's worth a mention.

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[veganpunk1]

Anything by the Grateful Dead. I hate that Hippie Shit.





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[The Blowhard]

"Da Da Da" by Trio..ugh!

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"Merry Christmas? Here's your Merry Christmas."

[sketchy]

shaun cassidy's do run run

and debbie boone you lite up my life.

heckler, not that it gets played but I still captain and and tennille on vinyl.

sketchy

[jafter]

i dont remember space race heckler.

how about "putting on the ritz" by taco..

shoot me now.

[The Blowhard]

"Torn Between Two Lovers"..Yuck!

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[Gwen]

"All 4 Love" by Color Me Badd
"Relax, dont do it"
"Wake me up before ya go go" - wham!
"More than a feeling"- (its either boston or chicago)
"The Leader of the Pack"

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[Dudeman]

"werewolves of london"- warren zevon
the most sappy party/ wedding song- "i had the time of my life"

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[The Blowhard]

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"..it was funny when it first came out but now..Zzzz.

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[The Blowhard]

When rock bands like Kiss and Rod Stewart went disco..ugh!

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[The Blowhard]

"The Morning After" from "The Poseidon Adventure. It was a charted hit, always annoyed me.

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[Big Jim]

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime

This One's For The Children-NKOTB

One Bad Apple-Donnie and Marie Osmond

ANY BON JOVI SONG DONE AT KARAOKE!!!

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Safety Dance





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[furie]

anything by Dean Martin



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[irishkb]

I hate when they take songs from 60's,70's,80's,or 90's and place a techno beat behind it... i hate that shi*t... just let the damn songs die....

[JerseyRich]

Anything by Winger

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[Sunrisa]

knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me...
twice on the post..if the answer is NOooo

yikes
that song destroys my day
and thanks to you all i will be singing it
all day!

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[legroommusic]

I don't know the artist or the name of the song, but the one that goes," Nobody gonna breaka my stride. Nobody gonna slow me down. oh no. I got to keep on moovin'."

I also hate that nelly furtado. I knowe she's not old school, but She is far worse than Macy gray.

i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name

[The Blowhard]

The theme from "Frosty The Snowman".

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Any song by culture club.
i ll tumble for ya
but karma chameleon, erererer, makes me cringe.

Dont you weee on the electric fense

[cherry ice]

both 80's songs titled:
"JUMP"
the one performed by the
Pointer Sisters makes me wish
for the sweet release of death
the Van Halen 'hit' is almost
as bad
:) however both artists have
wonderful ditties pre- 1980

[Doogie]

Anything from REO Speedwagon...God do I get goosebumps when I hear them...

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"You have two chocies in life. Get busy living or get busy dying"

[The Blowhard]

"The Streak" by Ray Stevens. I can't believe I liked that song as a kid.

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[furie]

When a man loves a woman.
*shutter*



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[impactplayer2k1]

Whitney Houston's "I'll always love you". God that song is just as annoying as "My heart will go on"




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[The Blowhard]

I hate attending a wedding and hearing "I Will Survive" and having all of the drunken women getting up on the dancefloor and singing it it unison. It's almost as bad as "The Bride Cuts The Cake".

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[FUNKMAN]

Anything Joe Cocker...


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[The Blowhard]

"The Loco-Motion" by Grand Funk. I prefer Little Eva! ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

Now That Hurt :(

And I thought you had taste?
LOL

Must be Jungle Fever :)

Even the guitar solo?


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[Jackie Sloan]

Skyyrockets in flight.....afternoon delight...aaaaafternooon deliiight...click click boom!!

"Guns don't kill people. The government does."

[Prince Neptune]

Disco Duck by some A-Hole

Molester of mermaids and seafairing maidens

[EQ]

'Undercover Angel, Midnight Fantasy..I never had a dream that made sweet love to me, ooh..'
by Alan O'Day.

WHY is it that we often remember the lyrics to songs we hate( including the harmonies, and all ), as much as the ones we LOVE? I think it's because there is usually a cheesy, repetitive tune and/or lyric that sticks in the head - not unlike a commercial jingle. Like 'em or not.
(Also..'Disco Duck' was by Rick Dees)
I really laughed when I someone mentioned 'Me and You and a Dog named Boo', and Knock Three Times ~Groan~~~
:( :(:)

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[The Blowhard]

Anything by Styx.

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[ag]

anything by Elton John! BLECH!

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[The Blowhard]

"You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone. Kill her and her father.

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"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"

[A.J.]

"Brown Eyed Girl", "American Pie", "Only the Good Die Young", "Livin' On A Prayer".

[CowBoyJoka]

I always revert to the fetal position whenever I hear ABBA's "Take a Chance".

Buff n' stuff with my afro puff.

[The Blowhard]

"When I Need You" by Leo Sayer, Gvac's fave!

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"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"

[The Blowhard]

"Runaway" by Bon Jovi. Gay.

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"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone."

[The Blowhard]

Today I heard Rod Stewart's "Do Ya' Think I'm Sexy". UGH.KILL HIM.

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[KC2OSO]

the smiths - you just haven't earned it yet, baby.mp3 // and you really haven't earned it yet baby have you?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

1. 'Toms Diner' *lol*
2. 'Gypsy Woman' - Cece Peniston??
3. 'Been around the world and I, I, I .. I can't find my baby.. ' *lol*

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[hatetreehighway]

HOT CHILD IN THE CITY
BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE
LE FREAK

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[ThePointer]

Let's not forget Alone Again Naturally by Gilbert O'Sullivan

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[WintersEmbers]

going to the chapel....and we're gonna get...marrrrried


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Stuck in the Middle by Steal Wheels-- I get the willies everytime I hear it because of Resevoir Dogs.

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[legroommusic]

Any song about superman. Except for the john williams score, any other song stinks.
There's the disco superman, the song by the spindoctors and that song by that other band with a song called superman during the late 90's. BANDS, IF YOU ARE LISTENING, DO NOT WRITE ANYMORE SONGS ABOUT SUPERMAN.

I'm the saddest man in america.

[Dirt Merchant 03]

I'd have to say "Bad To The Bone".
that whole "babababaaaddddd, bad to the bone" line makes me what to shove burning Q-Tips into my ears. It's even worse in rush hour traffic!

Born To Be wild comes in a close second.

Both should be banned from radio forever.

"Damn I'm Smooth."