Anyone else do this?

[Chigworthy]

Sometimes, if I'm using mouthwash and taking a leak at the same time, I spit the moutwash into the toilet.  It has been known to make a pretty color.

[yomudder21]

Is this the green mouthwash or the blue kind?

[angelinad128]

no, although it would be interesting

[BrentfromTN1]

I do that everyday.  I love it, it mixes with well my pee.

[Team_Ramrod]

I used to do that but since I've been having this green discharge I like to see the 'natural' colours I can make.

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="2">i think it's called &quot;snowballing&quot;...</font>

[DJEvelEd]

My cock is too big, I always hit the head.

[MHasegawa]

i pee mouthwash, its fantastic

[Gvac]

<strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />I used to do that but since I've been having this green discharge I like to see the 'natural' <span style="background-color: #ffff00">colours</span> I can make.<p>I heard a rumo<em>u</em>r that your neighbo<em>u</em>r does the same thing. </p><p>You canucks kill me!&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial">I don&rsquo;t do that, but sometimes when I&rsquo;m taking a pee I kick the piss.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial"></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial">I know that sucks, but I was going to go with &ldquo;mouthwash in my butt&rdquo;<span>&nbsp; </span>so consider yourselves lucky.</span> </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 1-26-07 @ 6:46 PM</span>

[cupcakelove]

I try to keep my hygiene and my bodily functions seperate.

[cozzie]

do that all tje time, every now and again i'll brush my teeth while taking the Cosby kids to the pool

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />do that all tje time, every now and again i'll brush my teeth while taking the Cosby kids to the pool <p>OH MAN thats fucked up.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[riverofpiss]

<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cozzie</strong> wrote:<br />do that all tje time, every now and again i'll brush my teeth while taking the Cosby kids to the pool <p>OH MAN thats fucked up.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Taking time management to a new all time high(low?).</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I did that once and hit my dick with mouthwash.&nbsp; It burned bad!&nbsp; Never again.

[Chigworthy]

<p>I like to mouthwash with Frank's red hot while I'm pissing, and spit it out into the toilet, but there's shit in the toilet, and an enema bag full of piss and shit and hot sauce, and then I spit out the hot sauce and it goes in my dick and then I have to enema my dick with shit but I press too hard and it breaks my dick and all the shit and hot sauce and piss and cum comes out and lands in the toilet next to the other shit and the enema bag, and it hurts like an ass so I have to take some Ibuprofen, but I drop the last ibuprofens into the toilet bowl with the shit and piss and hot sauce and cum so I have to get down on my hands and knees with a straw and try to snort the ibuprofen up into my nose but I bang my broken dick on the floor and the broken end part is just hanging on by skin and a pice of cummy cartilege actually breaks through the veiny, black and blue dick skin, so more shit and hot sauce comes out and I end up snorting piss and cum but not finding the ibuprofen, and the pain is like first degree burns and the room stinks so I spray febreeze and it definitely makes me&nbsp;goat out&nbsp;and my head falls right in the toilet and the lid for the tank falls down and cracks on my head and cuts it open and peels the back of my head like a grape or a testicle and then shit and pissy hot sauce cum gets in the wound on my head and I'm passed out for a day with my head in the nasy toilet and when I wake up there's all this dried and concentrated nasty toilet mess attached to my face and I go for like two weeks without a shower, other than just showering in human shit and regurgitated bile with a loofa and a falafel and then Bill O'Reilly shits on my head with a used enema bag and by this point there's maggots and shit flys having an interacial orgy on my rotting 2-week-old open wound on my head that's still covered with dried shit and mouthwash so the shit actually goes into my brain and tries to get into my blood stream but gets hung up on the back side of the blood brain barrier, so I end up with a log jam of cum and blood inside my head with maggot eggs and fly piss, and its all depressing so I decide to go have a bowl of chili, but it's secretly just shit and minced donkey dick in a can, with extra veins, and when I'm eating it pieces of my rotting scalp and dried piss particles are sprinkling and seasoning&nbsp;the donkey dick and shit chili which I decide to snort up my nose instead of eating it because all my forks are shoved up my ass and actually stabbed through the scabby ass walls, but little do I know that there are maggot eggs and shitworm larvae in the chili, which I later find out is just scooped fresh from a&nbsp;<font size="1">dhiarreic</font> pit toilet in Lassen National Forest and then lightly heated to promulgate a healthy culture of anonymous people's E. Coli, so the only thing I can do is go slice myself all over with razorblades that have been smothered in fish shit and half-congealed snot pieces from the eyes of cancerous dogs and then volunteer at the AIDS clinic as the guy who puts his mouth over the nostrils of terminal AIDS patients and suck out all the half dried, half wet boogers that are a mixture of dead white blood cells and steamed cat shit seasoned with bloody urine.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Someone please forward this to Earl.</p>

[riverofpiss]

<p><font size="5">Bravo!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Bravo!!</font></p><p><a onclick="return fitsInWindow();"><img src="http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8457/applausecrowdnz8.jpg" border="0" alt="img222/8457/applausecrowdnz8.jpg" title="Click to visit ImageShack for Image Hosting!" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Chigworthy</strong> wrote:<br />Sometimes, if I'm using mouthwash and taking a leak at the same time, I spit the moutwash into the toilet.&nbsp; It has been known to make a pretty color. <p>And it leaves the bowl smelling minty fresh.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>The Midnight Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />I used to do that but since I've been having this green discharge I like to see the 'natural' <span style="background-color: #ffff00">colours</span> I can make. <p>I heard a rumo<em>u</em>r that your neighbo<em>u</em>r does the same thing. </p><p>You canucks kill me!&nbsp;</p><p>You are correct. The <em><strong>rumour</strong></em> is true! My <em><strong>neighbour</strong></em> is infact the one who infected me with this terrible infection....</p><p>She was 5 years older than I...That fateful summer. She wanted to do some landscaping work on her yard and heard I was quite handy. She hired me to do some <em><strong>labour</strong></em>, I didn't mind cause she was a high <em><strong>calibre</strong></em> broad. She paid me very well; All in post dated&nbsp;<strong><em>cheques</em></strong> at first. After a few weeks hard work she felt as though she needed to pay more....in other ways. That's where the infection came from.</p><p>It's not as though I mind, the time with her really helped to <em><strong>centre</strong></em> and balance my chi. You know, the woman had the greatest <strong><em>demeanour</em> </strong>about her so I didn't mind doing her the <em><strong>favour</strong></em> of my company.</p><p>Once I finished the job I had to break it off; I had no reason to be there and my wife would wonder what was going on. To this day she still <em><strong>habours</strong></em> hard feelings against me, I can't say I blame her cause I was the only guy able to get her to gush a <em><strong>litre</strong></em> of fluids every session. I've never humped with the same <em><strong>vigour</strong></em> since that summer. To this day I can't say I've ever experienced another woman with such wonderful <strong><em>flavour</em></strong>.</p>

[Jughead]

Somtimes I tuck and wear lip stick....

[Fallon]

I have white mouthwash (no homo) and usually use it when either pissing, washing my face or q-tipping my ears. It seems so boring to do by itself.

[Gvac]

<p>Bravo, Ramrod!</p><p>Bravo!</p>

[SatCam]

I always floss when I'm on the shitter

mouthwash requires my full undivided attention

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/154528.jpg

fuckin torture

[Clutch]

I can't piss and swish at the same time... way to early in the morning for me ..

[johnniewalker]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I always floss when I'm on the shitter mouthwash requires my full undivided attention <img src="http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/154528.jpg" border="0" /> fuckin torture<p>&nbsp;At least your moutwash looks like it should be in the shitter.&nbsp; </p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>i ocassionally swig the moutwash while peeing</p><p>mainly b/c my cats like to drink from the bathroom sink and i dont want to spit the mouthwash in the sink and then they go to lick it up</p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

my cat drinks out of toilet so i piss in the shower. i like to spit mouthwash back into the bottle, i figure all those germ fighters clean it.&nbsp; reduce reuse recycle.

[yojimbo7248]

I used Listerine for years and would get bad coffee stains. One day I switched to a good dentist who told me to stop with the Listerine. It immediately stopped my teeth from staining.

[Chigworthy]

I used Listerine for years and would get bad coffee stains. One day I switched to a good dentist who told me to stop with the Listerine. It immediately stopped my teeth from staining.

You've got to gut the Listerine with some piss, and it won't stain.

[STC-Dub]

Once in a while.