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Fezticle98
01-25-2007, 07:56 PM
<p>The bee's knees.</p><p>I doesn't even make sense? What does it mean? I was seeing a girl from Jersey who used to say it and it just annoyed the hell out of me.</p>
MrPink
01-25-2007, 11:31 PM
<p>Here's one I hear on Food Network all the time, "Not too much". I never know what to think because they never tell how much is enough or too much.</p>
JamMaster
01-26-2007, 12:35 AM
<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The bee's knees.</p><p>I doesn't even make sense? What does it mean? I was seeing a girl from Jersey who used to say it and it just annoyed the hell out of me.</p><p>Isn't that like saying it's the cat's meow. </p>
Dan 'Hampton
01-26-2007, 02:28 AM
<p>"It is what it is".</p><p>It reminds me of a co-worker I had a few years back. Excon, dumb as a rock. When he'd screw up that would be his response when he was asked what happend. </p>
nassue
01-26-2007, 02:38 AM
<p>so i'm single and depressed at a bar and this girl walks up to me and asks me for a cigarette</p><p>this makes me happy because she seems to be filrting with me and aside from the metal covering her face a slight case of anorexia she's somewhat attractive</p><p>so i say sure and as i'm giving her the cigarette she says......</p><p><font size="4">COOL BEANS I fucking hate that phrase!!!</font></p><p><font size="4">What does that mean??? </font><font size="1">i don't get it...................</font></p>
sailor
01-26-2007, 02:51 AM
<font size="2">anywho</font>
mendyweiss
01-26-2007, 03:28 AM
<p>"Now that's what I'm talking about !!"</p><p>No, schmuck, that's what I'M talking about !!</p>
moochcassidy
01-26-2007, 04:36 AM
<p>i hate every cliche (sp?)</p><p>i work with cunts who talk purely in little boring sayings that mean absolutely nothing. </p><p>its just a waste of everyones lifeforce engaging in pointless small-talk conversations with them. </p>
newport king
01-26-2007, 04:52 AM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i hate every cliche (sp?)</p><p>i work with cunts who talk purely in little boring sayings that mean absolutely nothing. </p><p>its just a waste of everyones lifeforce engaging in pointless small-talk conversations with them. </p><p>sounds like somone's got a case of the mondays.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by newport king on 1-26-07 @ 8:53 AM</span>
yomudder21
01-26-2007, 04:57 AM
Guesstimate.................ewwwwww.
<p>"Quick question"</p><p>"Working families"</p>
MasterSoySauce
01-26-2007, 05:32 AM
"not for nothing" how does that add anything to what you're saying?
nate1000
01-26-2007, 05:50 AM
<p>"Not tonight, honey. I've had a long day."</p><p>WTF, right? I've had a long day too, honey......PAYING YOUR MORTGAGE. Now STFU and enjoy it. Besides, this ain't gonna take long, anyways.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I keed, I keed (kinda)</p>
Wallower
01-26-2007, 05:55 AM
<p>I hate it when people need to have something repeated and they ask "Do what?". I feel like screaming "Listen douche bag, I was just telling you a fact. I wasn't asking you to <u>do</u> anything." </p>
cougarjake13
01-26-2007, 05:58 AM
<p>down here everyone says good deal</p><p>example</p><p>hey i got that new killswitch engage album</p><p>good deal</p><p> </p><p>or </p><p>hey i just won 50 bucks</p><p>good deal</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>its fucking annoying i tell ya </p>
FezPaul
01-26-2007, 06:16 AM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Step up, step it up, he really stepped it up, they need to step up.</font></strong>
Death Metal Moe
01-26-2007, 06:22 AM
<p>I remember while being a Union carpenter, if I needed to take a day off and knew in advance what day it was I'd walk up to my foreman and talk to him about it. All of them always said the same fucking thin:</p><p> "Do what ya gotta do."</p><p>What the fuck does that mean?! Is it cool or not? Are you gonna hold it against me or not? Just makes it sound like "OK Fuckjob, you go take your little day off, and you'll be down the hall again when you get back. I'll fix ya, FUckjob."</p><p>I fucking hate that saying.</p>
Basedow
01-26-2007, 06:28 AM
<p>tons of people probably hate this one:</p><p> "I could care less" ....that doesnt make any sense. what yuo mean to say is that you "could not care less"</p><p> </p><p>I do, however, love when ron and fez say "anymore" when they mean to say "these days" or "now a days"</p><p> </p><p>example: "Its seems like its all reality shows on Tv anymore Fezzie"</p><p> </p><p>is this a tampa thing? both of them say it even though they grew up in different places. maybe ron picked it up during the tampa days. </p>
kdubya
01-26-2007, 06:32 AM
<p>I Don't like when people say "It's taken on a life of its own."</p><p>Example,</p><p>Opie: "This bit has taken on a life of its own."</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kdubya on 1-26-07 @ 10:33 AM</span>
Wallower
01-26-2007, 07:24 AM
<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><p>tons of people probably hate this one:</p><p> "I could care less" ....that doesnt make any sense. what yuo mean to say is that you "could not care less"</p><p> </p><p>I do, however, love when ron and fez say "anymore" when they mean to say "these days" or "now a days"</p><p> </p><p>example: "Its seems like its all reality shows on Tv anymore Fezzie"</p><p> </p><p>is this a tampa thing? both of them say it even though they grew up in different places. maybe ron picked it up during the tampa days. </p><p> That reminds me of the movie, "Can't Hardly Wait".</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH</p><p>It doesn't make sense. If waiting is not possible then you can not modify it with an adjective. Just say "Can Hardly Wait". It has the intended meaning and it's correct.</p><p>I guess if you wanted to be literal about "Can't Hardly Wait" it would mean "Hardly waiting can not be done." It doesn't speak to any other kind of waiting, just the kind of waiting that is hard. How that sells a movie I'll never know.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Wallower on 1-26-07 @ 11:25 AM</span>
Team_Ramrod
01-26-2007, 07:29 AM
<p>LOL</p><p>You Bet</p><p>Right Arm</p><p>Anywho</p><p>Not!!!!</p><p> </p>
reillyluck
01-26-2007, 07:30 AM
<p>"its raining cats and dogs"</p><p>and</p><p>"is it cold enough for ya?"</p><p> </p><p>everyones a fucking weather man! </p><p> </p>
shittyhambrgers
01-26-2007, 07:32 AM
"everything happens for a reason" -- maybe it does, or maybe an invisible chain of events occured right before it.
sailor
01-26-2007, 07:38 AM
<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><p>tons of people probably hate this one:</p><p> "I could care less" ....that doesnt make any sense. what yuo mean to say is that you "could not care less"</p><p> </p><p>I do, however, love when ron and fez say "anymore" when they mean to say "these days" or "now a days"</p><p> </p><p>example: "Its seems like its all reality shows on Tv anymore Fezzie"</p><p> </p><p>is this a tampa thing? both of them say it even though they grew up in different places. maybe ron picked it up during the tampa days. </p><p> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/56183/FORUM/46/page/Ron_s_use_of_the_word__anymore_.htm" target="_blank" title="anymore"><font size="2">anymore</font></a></p><p> </p><p><font size="2">there are links to both of thee answers in the above thread.</font></p>
Recyclerz
01-26-2007, 07:38 AM
<p><font size="2">"If I had a nickel for everytime I ..." (fill in the blank)</font></p><p> </p><p> </p>
sailor
01-26-2007, 07:41 AM
<font size="2">- </font>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sailor on 1-26-07 @ 11:47 AM</span>
johnniewalker
01-26-2007, 07:48 AM
<p>Well I guess you are entitled to your opinion...</p><p>or that's just your opinion.</p><p>It's such a cop out of a real discussion, it basically means you don't want to think about what the person just said and you are not giving it any merit. </p>
RoseBlood
01-26-2007, 07:53 AM
git-rrr-done<br />fixin ta<br />you go girl!<br />that's what i'm talking about!<br />talk to the hand..<br />definitely.. i'm on it<br />that's hot<br />same difference<br />rawrr<br />bootylicious<br />awwww<br />abso-fuckin-lutely
Wallower
01-26-2007, 08:02 AM
<p>These piss me off because they're so universal and boring. Every time I hear them it confirms that I'm surrounded by dullards. </p><p>Sample scenario 1:</p><p>Alex is sitting in Beth's chair. (fixing her computer, for example)</p><p>Cindy walks by.</p><p>Cindy says to Alex, "Beth, you've changed. Ha ha ha."</p> Sample scenario 2:<p>Alex is buying something from a vending machine in the morning.</p><p>Beth walks by and says, "Breakfast of champions. Ha ha ha."</p><p> </p><p>They always laugh at their cleverness. I want to punch them. Hard.</p><p> </p>
Snacks
01-26-2007, 08:51 AM
<strong>nassue</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so i'm single and depressed at a bar and this girl walks up to me and asks me for a cigarette</p><p>this makes me happy because she seems to be filrting with me and aside from the metal covering her face a slight case of anorexia she's somewhat attractive</p><p>so i say sure and as i'm giving her the cigarette she says......</p><p><font size="4">COOL BEANS I fucking hate that phrase!!!</font></p><p><font size="4">What does that mean??? </font><font size="1">i don't get it...................</font></p><p>I hate that more then anything. I have an Aunt who says that all the time and she says Dude a lot, ewww it sounds so weird.</p><p> </p>
torker
01-26-2007, 08:57 AM
<font face="book antiqua,palatino" size="3">"Basically...."</font>
boeman
01-26-2007, 09:15 AM
<p>You fucking moron... </p><p> </p><p>I really didn't know it was a saying, but I hear it a lot during the day... so it must be.</p>
pennington
01-26-2007, 10:16 AM
<p>"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" - or permanately cripples you.</p><p>"God only gives us as much as we can handle" - tell that to all the people who are in mental asylums or had breakdowns they never recovered from.</p>
Doogie
01-26-2007, 10:19 AM
"Ohhh no he didnt"- we get it you fucking idiot, you are pissed off. Now drop fucking dead of a heart attack you wilderbeast. That saying drives me fucking nuts and would love to rape the fucking corpse of the person who had said it before I beat them to death.
douchebagsean
01-26-2007, 10:20 AM
i gave 110%<br />
douchebagsean
01-26-2007, 10:21 AM
help police<br />
douchebagsean
01-26-2007, 10:23 AM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br />git-rrr-done<br /><br /> <p> anyone who says gir-r-done should git-out...anything? anything?...alright ill go home now<br /> </p>
Team_Ramrod
01-26-2007, 10:27 AM
<p>Too low!!!!!!!!!! Get away from there!!!!!!!!!! Can't you find the fuckin hole????!!!!!!!!! God you are so useless!!!!!!!!!!! Do I have to do Everything for you????!!!!!!!!! Already???</p>
ralphbxny
01-26-2007, 11:53 AM
<p>Noooooo Way !! yes didnt I just freakin say it.</p><p>True....true I know it is I dont need someone to agree with me.</p>
GwEnYpOo
01-26-2007, 01:15 PM
<p>"your mother's potato" - that's an insult WHY!?</p><p>"what's doin?"- that makes absolutely no sense </p><p>"fuhgetchoo" - shut the fuck up you ignoramus . . . </p><p>"close the light" -OR- "close the T.V." - you cannot close a fucking light of T.V., you can turn it off , but you cannot close it .</p><p>"guesstimate" - thats not a fucking word and why is that different than just saying estimate? the sentiment means the same fucking thing.</p><p>people who say bandwidth in the totally wrong context letting everyone know that they have no clue what the word means . . </p><p>E.g.</p><p> </p><p>" i don't see the bandwidth of your sitchuation . . . " WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????</p><p>THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKIN SENSE!</p><p>people who say mis-chee-vee-us instead of pronouncing it mis-chiv-us </p><p> </p><p>"Gee-Dum" makes me want to murder, brutally.</p>
reillyluck
01-26-2007, 01:22 PM
<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br /><p>These piss me off because they're so universal and boring. Every time I hear them it confirms that I'm surrounded by dullards. </p><p>Sample scenario 1:</p><p>Alex is sitting in Beth's chair. (fixing her computer, for example)</p><p>Cindy walks by.</p><p>Cindy says to Alex, "Beth, you've changed. Ha ha ha."</p>Sample scenario 2:<p>Alex is buying something from a vending machine in the morning.</p><p>Beth walks by and says, "Breakfast of champions. Ha ha ha."</p><p> </p><p>They always laugh at their cleverness. I want to punch them. Hard.</p><p> </p><p>punch beth in the cunt. but thats just me. </p>
GwEnYpOo
01-26-2007, 01:25 PM
Cindy's a fucktard too though .. . . . Alex seems to be the only normal one.
reillyluck
01-26-2007, 01:28 PM
<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br />Cindy's a fucktard too though .. . . . Alex seems to be the only normal one. <p>double cunt punch for Cindy it is!!!</p>
margin
01-26-2007, 01:33 PM
and Beth looks like she could cut down on a few breakfasts of champions, if you know what i mean
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by margin on 1-26-07 @ 5:33 PM</span>
lleeder
01-26-2007, 01:35 PM
<font size="3">"What am I suposed to do about it", I don't know your job?</font>
Wallower
01-26-2007, 01:48 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br />Cindy's a fucktard too though .. . . . Alex seems to be the only normal one. <p>double cunt punch for Cindy it is!!!</p><p>I see myself as Alex. Alex the Double Cunt Puncher. </p><p>...although my real name is Dustin. Dustin the Triple Tit Tackler.</p>
hafast
01-26-2007, 02:00 PM
The one that drives me nuts is the old "Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you". To steal an O&A bit: Would ya? Really? Shit, it wasn't even all that funny 20 years ago.
WRESTLINGFAN
01-26-2007, 02:08 PM
<p>"Not for nothing"</p><p> "The whole 9 yards"</p>
STC-Dub
01-26-2007, 02:16 PM
<p>If the season ended today....</p><p> </p>
Ritalin
01-26-2007, 05:08 PM
<p>Yeah, Moe's got one of mine. "You gotta do what you gotta do" is meaningless dribble. </p><p>I hate it when people say "kudos to....". I don't know when that meme started, but it's spread like wildfire, and usually said by the same people who say "You gotta do what you gotta do". </p><p>I also hate the words "pasta" and "smoothie" </p>
badorties
01-26-2007, 05:24 PM
<p><strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:</p><p>That reminds me of the movie, "Can't Hardly Wait".</p><p>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH</p><p>It doesn't make sense. If waiting is not possible then you can not modify it with an adjective. Just say "Can Hardly Wait". It has the intended meaning and it's correct.</p><p>I guess if you wanted to be literal about "Can't Hardly Wait" it would mean "Hardly waiting can not be done." It doesn't speak to any other kind of waiting, just the kind of waiting that is hard. How that sells a movie I'll never know.</p><p>the movie title came from the great replacement song, on the even better title album "pleased to meet me"</p><p>sayings i loathe:</p><p>me personally ... i personally ... i'll take you answer offline ... thanks for taking my call ... people who use initials for people</p><p><em>"i'll be home when i'm sleeping"</em></p>
riverofpiss
01-27-2007, 02:24 AM
<p>"You learn something new everyday" I hate when anybody says it.</p>
Wallower
01-27-2007, 05:32 AM
"it's like you've given up on <strong>pants</strong>"
fonandrez
01-27-2007, 11:52 AM
<p> I CANNOT STAND "You're The Man"-- or "Boss"</p><p> </p><p> ughh </p>
Jughead
01-27-2007, 12:05 PM
If i were any better there would be 2 of me...YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Or,,, Im finer than frogs hair..YUK!!!!!!!!!
Fezticle98
06-27-2007, 10:11 AM
Cool beans!
badorties
06-27-2007, 10:17 AM
long story, short ...
SHANEFROMGA
06-27-2007, 10:35 AM
well if you ask me......
Fezticle98
06-27-2007, 10:42 AM
Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel...
Ugh. Anyone who uses that line should be shot.
SHANEFROMGA
06-27-2007, 10:47 AM
there's also the classic "19xx called and they want there xxxxx back"
ugh.
ScottFromGA
06-27-2007, 10:51 AM
Oh Snap.
thats all.
weekapaugjz
06-27-2007, 10:51 AM
Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel...
Ugh. Anyone who uses that line should be shot.
so how does that make you feel...
prothunderball
06-27-2007, 10:52 AM
I'm surprised nobody came up with the worst ever, "Workin' hard or hardly workin'" it was almost clever the first time I heard when I was six. not anymore.
and anyone who's worked a minimum wage job with and asshole boss, "You've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." No I've got time to lean because I just spend hours busting my ass and now I'm going to rest for minute.
milliehatchett
06-27-2007, 10:53 AM
My boss is an exec vp and says "supposably" in lieu of supposedly...wtf? You're an educated man!!!!! I hear supposably misused A LOT which is crazy.
Also hate the following corporate speak:
Let's "get our arms around this"
Let's look at the view from 30,000 feet (big picture must be too hard to say)
Workin' hard or hardly workin'? Oh HAHAHAHA - that's so fucking clever! (edited to add - I posted this within one minute of prothunderball's post...we're on the same wavelength, dude)
SHANEFROMGA
06-27-2007, 10:53 AM
Oh Snap.
thats all.
yeah oh snap!!!:clap:
ralphbxny
06-27-2007, 10:58 AM
Any phsyco babble be kind and nice to each other bullshit!!!
Fat_Sunny
06-27-2007, 11:02 AM
That Chocolate Cake Is To Die For.
Yech!
SHANEFROMGA
06-27-2007, 11:06 AM
i say this all the time then feel like douche after i do
"have a goodin'"
Mike Teacher
06-27-2007, 12:20 PM
haven't read the whole thread yet but don't ya love to see
your stupid
or
your an idiot
in text? I loff and loff. Not so much the saying, but the aborted delivery.
buzzard
06-27-2007, 01:08 PM
"Gosh old fish-hooks"....that gives me douche' chills!
King Hippos Bandaid
06-27-2007, 01:20 PM
I hate when people. make a Phone Sign and say Call you Later
:king:
DIRTY_MEX
06-27-2007, 01:30 PM
"Gosh old fish-hooks"....that gives me douche' chills!
"Hi, I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC..."
damn i hate when he tells me that
Jughead
06-27-2007, 01:48 PM
When a customer says "If its meant to be it will be here".....Ya douche ever heard of free will or making it happen...every time they say that it just means there was an objection i didn't overcome...
Jughead
06-27-2007, 01:50 PM
We have a service writer that says I'm finer than frog hair...I like him but when he says that i wish a semi lift to fall on him!!!
Puffy Cat
06-27-2007, 02:05 PM
Divine
Here in the south, my fellow hayseeds say..
Jaeet some of this cheesecake? It's DIVINE.
What, cheesecake made by God?
lleeder
06-27-2007, 02:10 PM
I hate when people. make a Phone Sign and say Call you Later
:king:
I hate it more if they're deaf.
OneEyeJack
06-27-2007, 02:21 PM
Kay serra serra., what ever will be will be. why not just say, I dont fuckin know.
Don Stugots
06-27-2007, 02:22 PM
"hey, it's time for the daily lleeder."
OneEyeJack
06-27-2007, 02:24 PM
"hey, it's time for the daily lleeder."
Red Eel been banned.
I HAAAAAATE it when someone hears something funny, then feels the need to repeat it out loud (like nobody heard it the first time) then laughs...Fuckin drive me insane and take all the funny of nice quip.
Also abbreviated words that need no abbreviation:
Apps: Appetizers
Coups: Coupons
I HAAAAAATE it when someone hears something funny, then feels the need to repeat it out loud (like nobody heard it the first time) then laughs...Fuckin drive me insane and take all the funny of nice quip.
Also abbreviated words that need no abbreviation:
Apps: Appetizers
Coups: Coupons
I hate it when someone has a thought they think is relevant in their head, then realize they are a blithering nothing when they see it in writing.....:wallbash:
Jughead
06-28-2007, 06:45 AM
I hate it when someone has a thought they think is relevant in their head, then realize they are a blithering nothing when they see it in writing.....:wallbash:
I hate it when people are to tough on them selves!!
AssHat
06-28-2007, 06:51 AM
My boss is an exec vp and says "supposably" in lieu of supposedly...wtf? You're an educated man!!!!! I hear supposably misused A LOT which is crazy.
Also hate the following corporate speak:
Let's "get our arms around this"
Let's look at the view from 30,000 feet (big picture must be too hard to say)
Workin' hard or hardly workin'? Oh HAHAHAHA - that's so fucking clever! (edited to add - I posted this within one minute of prothunderball's post...we're on the same wavelength, dude)
Corporate speak drives me fucking crazy. My semi-large company got gobbled up by a super-giant. Every-fucking-one speaks in corporate babble.
"Reach out"
Hey boss, can you help me with this?
Why don't you reach out to Sue?
Hey, here's a better idea. Why do you just say, Ask Sue?
"Touch base"
Hey, touch base with Sue on Monday about that
Why don't you just ask me to call her.
"Action Item"
OK, so let's go over the action items.
Ugh. It's a fucking list of stupid shit you want me to do. Call it that.
"Leverage" "price point"
Let's leverage our price points and close the deal.
Just kill me, please.
"Let's take this off-line"
Why can't you just say, "Listen, no one wants or needs to hear your stupid point, so let's not bore everyone."
"Out of the Loop" "bring me up to speed"
"Sorry, I've been out of the loop for the last couple days, can you bring me up to speed?"
In other words, I've been playing golf and turned off my cell. What'd I miss?
"win/win"
No, somebody's getting screwed, you're just buying them dinner first.
I absolutely refuse to fall in to this horseshit. Corpbabble is used by people who can't clearly make a point and want to be part of the in crowd. I want to take a very sharp stick and stab them in the throat when I hear people use shit like this.
Corporate speak drives me fucking crazy. My semi-large company got gobbled up by a super-giant. Every-fucking-one speaks in corporate babble.
I hear ya buddy... Here's a few Conference call phrases I can't stand:
"because at the end of the day..."
"We need to look at this from a high level"
"We can't afford to have too many chinks in our armor"
"The 800 pound gorilla in the room"
"Trying to put 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag"
"Horse and Pony Show"
"Can we talk about this offline"
"We don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater"
milliehatchett
06-28-2007, 07:19 AM
I hear ya buddy... Here's a few Conference call phrases I can't stand:
"because at the end of the day..."
"We need to look at this from a high level"
"We can't afford to have too many chinks in our armor"
"The 800 pound gorilla in the room"
"Trying to put 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag"
"Horse and Pony Show"
"Can we talk about this offline"
"We don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater"
The first time my boss said, "I'll be out of pocket for the next few hours", I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about! Apparently, it meant that we wouldn't be able to 'reach out' to him or 'touch base' as he was unavailable.
AssHat
06-28-2007, 07:42 AM
I wonder if they use that type of language to cover for their complete and thorough stupidity or freakishly small penises.
Or both.
I vote both.
AssHat
06-28-2007, 07:49 AM
I hear ya buddy... Here's a few Conference call phrases I can't stand:
"because at the end of the day..."
"We need to look at this from a high level"
"We can't afford to have too many chinks in our armor"
"The 800 pound gorilla in the room"
"Trying to put 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag"
"Horse and Pony Show"
"Can we talk about this offline"
"We don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater"
OK, here's something you and your buddies can do on the next conference call.
Buzzword Bingo (http://www-ucs.usc.edu/~karl/Bingo/bbbingo.html)
My friend and I play this all the time on our conference calls. It'll at least keep you awake...
Reynolds
06-29-2007, 12:16 AM
Total is $19.83
Cashier says: Good year
Fuck you name one thing significant you can remember from 1983
PapaBear
06-29-2007, 12:27 AM
Total is $19.83
Cashier says: Good year
Fuck you name one thing significant you can remember from 1983
I get that shit all the time.
Don Stugots
06-29-2007, 01:55 AM
Total is $19.83
Cashier says: Good year
Fuck you name one thing significant you can remember from 1983
i do that, but with 18.12. Good year, cept for that war. what a shame.
Reynolds
06-29-2007, 03:08 AM
i do that, but with 18.12. Good year, cept for that war. what a shame.
Well at least that's relatively witty, got a line for nine dollars, eleven cents?
SHANEFROMGA
06-29-2007, 06:05 AM
I Haven't Read All The Posts So If It's Already On Here Sorry,
"between You Me And Fence Posts"
drjoek
06-29-2007, 06:35 AM
"And Thats the end of our show DONK" bums me out for about 21 hours
Bellyfullasnot
06-29-2007, 09:21 AM
"...gratuity is included, right?"
Fezticle98
06-29-2007, 09:31 AM
horse sense
ScottFromGA
06-29-2007, 12:09 PM
old fashioned one...
"its raining Cats and Dogs out there."
:blink::huh:
MellySmelly
06-29-2007, 12:21 PM
I didn't read this entire thread, but I HATE the "your mom" phrase. My daughter says it all of the time.
lleeder
06-29-2007, 02:58 PM
any word-inator , What happens in "blank" stays in "blank"
King Hippos Bandaid
06-29-2007, 03:06 PM
any word-inator , What happens in "blank" stays in "blank"
the Hippinator says Whatever Happens at the Softball Game stays at the Softball Game
:king:
Fezticle98
06-29-2007, 06:38 PM
any word-inator , What happens in "blank" stays in "blank"
I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.
Would ya?
BeltOfScotch
06-29-2007, 06:55 PM
Snitches get stitches
jennysmurf
06-29-2007, 07:17 PM
i have a friend who uses british phrases she picked up from somewhere. she calls me a "dozy mare" all the time. i hate that so very very much.
Devo37
06-29-2007, 07:42 PM
my boss is a walking encyclopedia of cliched sayings, always talking about a bird in the hand, taking the bull by the horns, robbing peter to pay paul, thinking outside the box, and other such nonsense.
i'm tempted to change his pc startup sound to sleeves' mixed metaphor song.
Fat_Sunny
06-29-2007, 09:46 PM
Everyone Hates This One:
The
Dingo
Ate
Your
Xxxxxx.
Well, Almost Everyone!
Landblast
06-29-2007, 10:00 PM
i gotta know it all co- worker that says " ...for intensive purposes,..." once every 15 min. or so, i hate that, i think she's butchering it anyway i think it's for intents and purposes, dope.
BoondockSaint
06-29-2007, 10:05 PM
"Not so much"
StupidGirlllll
06-30-2007, 04:06 AM
I do not know if this was already said but I can not read thru 5 pages but my 9 yr old & all her freinds have been saying
"That's Beasting" I think it took over for awsome..but I hate it I thought they where saying thats bee sting at first..but it is very annoying.
BlackSpider
10-03-2008, 02:02 PM
I am currently HATING "he's a poor man's (name of celebrity)"
I love Dave, but he says it almost every show, and it makes me want to rip my eyeballs out of my head...
How come nobody ever says it the other way, like "David Caruso is a rich man's East Side Dave???"
tele7
10-03-2008, 02:05 PM
Dogonitt
Liverspot
10-03-2008, 02:53 PM
I used to have a co-worker who thought it was hilarious to respond to certain statements by saying "That's what she said".
Such an ass.
MacVittie
10-03-2008, 03:40 PM
Total is $19.83
Cashier says: Good year
Fuck you name one thing significant you can remember from 1983
The Philadelphia Phillies won the pennant?
zildjian361
10-03-2008, 05:22 PM
the word HATE
Ritalin
10-03-2008, 06:00 PM
i have a friend who uses british phrases she picked up from somewhere. she calls me a "dozy mare" all the time. i hate that so very very much.
Oh, brilliant!
grlNIN
10-03-2008, 06:27 PM
"Get off my dick"
MacVittie
10-03-2008, 06:41 PM
"it's a slippery slope"
Jughead
10-03-2008, 06:49 PM
Everyone Hates This One:
The
Dingo
Ate
Your
Xxxxxx.
Well, Almost Everyone!
I Miss you so much..J.F.K...Opps:wallbash: i mean F.S.Y.
Jughead
10-03-2008, 07:21 PM
Oh you assumed .....Spell that you made a ass out of you and me....Fucking desk managers suck cock...:smoke:
Team_Ramrod
10-03-2008, 07:30 PM
I don't like when people say "have a good one" or when people send an email and they ask for the information "ASAP". ASAP Pisses me off.
Mullenax
10-05-2008, 03:11 PM
Starting a sentence with "Well I ..."
Jamaica'n me crazy.
MacVittie
10-05-2008, 03:18 PM
"the name of the game is XXXXXX...."
ahhdurr
10-05-2008, 03:35 PM
Total is $19.83
Cashier says: Good year
Fuck you name one thing significant you can remember from 1983
how about the follow-up
"out of $20"
hurray - public school works!
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