Chinese Food?

[Gvac]

<p>Dear Oracle,</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; I just farted and it smells like Chinese food.&nbsp; I haven't eaten any Chinese food in over a week; how is this possible? &nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Also, it's a well known fact that my shit doesn't stink.&nbsp; Why would my farts suddenly take on an odor, and such a peculiar one at that?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Thanks.&nbsp; I'll hang up and listen to your response.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; All my best, </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Gvac<br />&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

Good lord, sir.

[lleeder]

<font size="3">Maybe your second face ate some chinese.</font>

[MadMatt]

<p>Is that speaking poorly about the smell of Chinese food or speaking well about the smell of your gas?</p><p>Don't worry, your gas will smell differently in an hour.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="3">did you have any onion and garlic potato chips?</font>

[Marc with a c]

maybe you got fucked in the ass by a chinese man, maybe.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 1-24-07 @ 10:45 PM</span>

[Gvac]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />maybe you got fucked in the ass by a chinese man, maybe.&nbsp;<span class="post_edited"></span><p>Honestly, I was hoping for a much wittier (and funnier) response out of you. </p><p>You've disappointed me yet again. &nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />maybe you got fucked in the ass by a chinese man, maybe.&nbsp;<span class="post_edited"></span> <p>Honestly, I was hoping for a much wittier (and funnier) response out of you. </p><p>You've disappointed me yet again. &nbsp;</p><p>i said maybe.</p>

[tele7]

<p>Just to be safe, keep a platter next to your toilet.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheMojoPin]

Start eating better chinese food&nbsp;where all of it doesn't smell the same, you cheap, stinky&nbsp;bastard.

[Zorro]

<font size="2">It's a premonition tomorrow you'll be hankering for spare ribs and egg rolls</font>

[BoondockSaint]

Try washing your ass more than once a week.

[led37zep]

Gvac...your asshole is the 8th wonder of the world

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Maybe your second face ate some chinese.</font> <p>I woke up my wife laughing too hard at that.</p><p>Thanks lleeder.</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Greg,</p><p>Pack your ass with moth balls cuz you have old man farts!</p><p>XOXO, </p><p>Petrina&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just farted and it smells like Chinese food.&nbsp; I haven't eaten any Chinese food in over a week; how is this possible?&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&quot;Ancient Chinese secret.&quot;</p>

[flavopop]

Oddly enough I now have to make a poo, and I have a Hankering for PF CHANGS FOR BREAKFAST...

[SatCam]

your shit might not stink but your farts sure as hell do

[MasterSoySauce]

most disgusting thread ever.

[AppleBoy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote: <p>&nbsp;&nbsp; I just farted and it smells like Chinese food</p><p>... and an hour later you'll feel like farting again.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Gvac,</p><p>Did your fart come with the White sauce or the Brown sauce?</p>

[sailor]

<p><font size="2">chinese food?&nbsp; that's rather vague.&nbsp; what <em>type </em>of chinese does it smell like?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

Age dear sir...it all comes down to age

[TerrancePryor]

I'm starving with all the talk of Chinese food.I might get some General Tso Chicken.That's teh shit!

[sailor]

<strong>TerrancePryor</strong> wrote:<br />I'm starving with all the talk of Chinese food.I might get some General Tso Chicken.That's teh shit!<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">apparently, that's what it smells like.<br /> </font></p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>Was it soy sauce or duck sauce laced... hate when that happens.</p>

[RoseBlood]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">chinese food?&nbsp; that's rather vague.&nbsp; what <em>type </em>of chinese does it smell like?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Poo Poo Platter</p>

[DonInNC]

ah, the smell of rotten egg...foo yung.

[SatCam]

maybe you're half chinese?

oh my god what happened to your other half?

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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 1-26-07 @ 11:57 PM</span>