Danica Patrick commercial [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

yomudder21

01-23-2007, 05:28 AM

It for some reason enrages me when I hear this XM commercial.  How Danica gets to the mic to say, "When you are behind the mic there is really no where to hide......we can really get down to some nitty gritty here..........and gives us the opportunity to crack some jokes and play some pranks." NITTY GRITTY, CRACK SOME JOKES! Thank you Danica for explaining the entertainment value of radio, as if I was a retard. Danica, stick to not winning races and stay off my radio!

angrymissy

01-23-2007, 05:32 AM

"International Superstar Danica Patrick"  This commercial irritates me as well.

Snacks

01-23-2007, 05:36 AM

she sexy so it doesnt bother me.

Gonzo-Lama

01-23-2007, 05:37 AM

That damn commercial is stuck in my head   The Pull Some Pranks part always gets me,   Video of Danica - Good Audio of Danica - Not Good

PapaBear

01-23-2007, 06:37 AM

Snacks wrote: she sexy so it doesnt bother me. She's nice to look at, but that does no good on the radio. I saw her on Letterman. She was stiff as a board, and had absolutely NO sense of humor.

Tenbatsuzen

01-23-2007, 06:52 AM

She's the Anna Kournikova of auto racing.  Wake me when she actually wins something. I will say this - although the Danica Patrick XM commercial stinks, the Danica Patrick/Dale Earnhardt Jr./Jay-Z budweiser commercial is AWESEOME.

Death Metal Moe

01-23-2007, 06:54 AM

I hardly ever listen to XM live anymore.  It's Ron and Fez on Free FM, then that day's XM from the MyFi.  So I fast forward past ads.I'm a fancy man.

Team_Ramrod

01-23-2007, 06:59 AM

Gonzo-Lama wrote: That damn commercial is stuck in my head   The Pull Some Pranks part always gets me,   Video of Danica - Good Audio of Danica - Not Good     Let's modify this a little bit...Video of Danica Naked - GoodAudio of Danica - Not Good Seriously, I have only put thought into the commercial of one or two occaisions. My thoughts were; a) Who says nitty gritty?  b) why is she still such a star? I thought she fizzled with the empty tank of gas at the Indy 500? and c) Why are females such as Danica, Michelle Wie and Anika Sorenstam still on the sporting radar?

KC2OSO

01-23-2007, 07:13 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I hardly ever listen to XM live anymore. It's Ron and Fez on Free FM, then that day's XM from the MyFi. So I fast forward past ads.I'm a fancy man. I do basically the same thing.  Live satellite radio is so yesterday.

yomudder21

01-23-2007, 07:17 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I hardly ever listen to XM live anymore. It's Ron and Fez on Free FM, then that day's XM from the MyFi. So I fast forward past ads.I'm a fancy man. A MyFi.............ewwwww...............I live in an Inno world..........where we treat fancy men like the garbage they are.....

Death Metal Moe

01-23-2007, 07:19 AM

ShelleBink

01-23-2007, 07:25 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: She's the Anna Kournikova of auto racing. Wake me when she actually wins something. I will say this - although the Danica Patrick XM commercial stinks, the Danica Patrick/Dale Earnhardt Jr./Jay-Z budweiser commercial is AWESEOME.   fixed that for ya. btw, i always thought she said "cut some jokes" and not "crack some jokes"

Gonzo-Lama

01-23-2007, 07:27 AM

The Midnight Ramrod wrote: Gonzo-Lama wrote: That damn commercial is stuck in my head  The Pull Some Pranks part always gets me,  Video of Danica - Good Audio of Danica - Not Good    Let's modify this a little bit...Video of Danica Naked - GoodAudio of Danica - Not Good Seriously, I have only put thought into the commercial of one or two occaisions. My thoughts were; a) Who says nitty gritty? b) why is she still such a star? I thought she fizzled with the empty tank of gas at the Indy 500? and c) Why are females such as Danica, Michelle Wie and Anika Sorenstam still on the sporting radar? How did i screw up the good  no good bit    i really am a newwbie douche

yomudder21

01-23-2007, 07:28 AM

btw, i always thought she said "cut some jokes" and not "crack some jokes"  same awful line to me!!!!

willisjackson

01-23-2007, 08:34 AM

I was hoping that all these racing show would go away when Nascar went to Sirius. 

Cleophus James

01-23-2007, 08:43 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: She's the Anna Kournikova of auto racing. Wake me when she actually wins something. I will say this - although the Danica Patrick XM commercial stinks, the Danica Patrick/Dale Earnhardt Jr./Jay-Z budweiser commercial is AWESEOME.   Danica is just starting, and she did well in the 500.  I don't think she has reached kournikovaism yet.

ShelleBink

01-23-2007, 08:51 AM

willisjackson wrote: I was hoping that all these racing show would go away when Nascar went to Sirius.  No, my honey bunny sweet ass Dale Jr is staying.  There is a God.

Tenbatsuzen

01-23-2007, 09:06 AM

ShelleBink wrote: willisjackson wrote: I was hoping that all these racing show would go away when Nascar went to Sirius.  No, my honey bunny sweet ass Dale Jr is staying.  There is a God.Have you gone into the XM mail server yet to stalk him?  I'm guessing it's <a href="mailto:dale.earnhardt@xmradio.com">dale.earnhardt@xmradio.com</a>

Tenbatsuzen

01-23-2007, 09:07 AM

ESDsucks@life wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: She's the Anna Kournikova of auto racing. Wake me when she actually wins something. I will say this - although the Danica Patrick XM commercial stinks, the Danica Patrick/Dale Earnhardt Jr./Jay-Z budweiser commercial is AWESEOME.   Danica is just starting, and she did well in the 500.  I don't think she has reached kournikovaism yet.You're right, and now she's gonna get better cars driving for Andretti-Green.  OK, we'll see what happens.

SinA

01-23-2007, 09:07 AM

yomudder21 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I hardly ever listen to XM live anymore. It's Ron and Fez on Free FM, then that day's XM from the MyFi. So I fast forward past ads.I'm a fancy man. A MyFi.............ewwwww...............I live in an Inno world..........where we treat fancy men like the garbage they are..... me too.  i never realized just how many commercials there were on 202 until i git the inno.  it's really out of control (although that's a good sign for the boys if ad execs are buying slots ).either way, listening to xm live is for suckers.

ShelleBink

01-23-2007, 09:21 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: willisjackson wrote: I was hoping that all these racing show would go away when Nascar went to Sirius. No, my honey bunny sweet ass Dale Jr is staying. There is a God.Have you gone into the XM mail server yet to stalk him? I'm guessing it's <a href="mailto:dale.earnhardt@xmradio.com">dale.earnhardt@xmradio.com</a>  Nah, I have more fun with his lookalike.

yomudder21

01-23-2007, 09:24 AM

SinA wrote: yomudder21 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: I hardly ever listen to XM live anymore. It's Ron and Fez on Free FM, then that day's XM from the MyFi. So I fast forward past ads.I'm a fancy man. A MyFi.............ewwwww...............I live in an Inno world..........where we treat fancy men like the garbage they are..... me too. i never realized just how many commercials there were on 202 until i git the inno. it's really out of control (although that's a good sign for the boys if ad execs are buying slots ).either way, listening to xm live is for suckers. it is a good sign if ad execs are buying slots but this is an annoying XM commerical that they will NOT stop running.

DonInNC

01-23-2007, 12:22 PM

her name makes me think of yogurt.

lleeder

01-23-2007, 01:44 PM

I thought this thread was going to containShow me what you got lil mama Show me what you got lil lady Show me what you got shawty Show me what you got baby Hands up and wave (show em what you got) and wave (show em what you got) and wave (show em what you got) and wave Thats the commerical I like

Death Metal Moe

01-23-2007, 01:47 PM

DonInNC wrote: her name makes me think of yogurt. Her name reminds me I don't like Nascar.

lleeder

01-23-2007, 02:04 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: DonInNC wrote: her name makes me think of yogurt. Her name reminds me I don't like Nascar.What about Indy car racing?

SPeeDy_Freak

01-23-2007, 03:31 PM

I hate those ads. I never lkes the extra publicity she attained by being a young attractive racecar driver. But her promo is the most scripted, rehearsed drivel that I ever care to hear. Just for that reason alone I will avoid it like an aids filled syringe.

Enabler

01-23-2007, 03:53 PM

That commercial drives me insane. She says something liike, "on the radio we can hide behind the mic and show who we really are"....The just doesnt make sense to me.

Kevin

01-23-2007, 04:01 PM

angrymissy wrote: "International Superstar Danica Patrick" This commercial irritates me as well. You are so fucking right... That shit bugs me to no end.... WHAT HAS SHE DONE?????? NOTHING!!!! She finished 4th once and led a lap on the indy 500... OHHHHHHHHHHH. While that 19 year old Andretti has already won his 1st fucking race. SHE HAS NOT DONE JACK... People who get undeserved praise really, really bug me. 

This message was edited by Kevin on 1-23-07 @ 8:02 PM

Basedow

01-23-2007, 04:02 PM

I would rather hear the danica patrick/Tony Kannon fucking commercials all day long than that stupid commcial for OA audio highlights.  "some of the outrageous radio segments you will be privy to include...."anthony goes shopping for fancy clothes", "Ed Asner projects explitives at opie" ....Then Steve cuts off the announcer ... as i am writing this i've  just heard a promo for JV and Elvis, and elvis' laugh is horrible, maybe i should be happy with the bad XM commercials.

TeeBone

05-09-2008, 02:57 PM

Did you see Danica run her crew member over?

This isn't on you tube yet, but when it does, can somebody post it?

I just saw it on sportscenter and its awesome.

Team_Ramrod

05-09-2008, 05:33 PM

She got a little cocky (seems impossible, I know) with her win last week; she's displaying her dominance over man.

Epschtein

05-09-2008, 05:37 PM

impossible to tell from the video but they are saying it wasnt her fault (and the guy was from another race team not that that really matters).

joethebartender

05-09-2008, 11:16 PM

She's still a dwarf. They did a great job of stretching and brushing her shots in FHM. but she's a dwarf with one win.

http://www.motori-online.it/gallerie_macchine/images/danica-patrick-copertina4p.jpg

Epschtein

05-10-2008, 12:43 AM

so she is short, and a winner. thanx for the update. :P

midwestjeff

05-10-2008, 10:18 AM

so she is short, and a murderer. thanx for the update. :P

Exaggerated.

Tenbatsuzen

05-10-2008, 10:20 AM

Fixed.

WTF? The guy got a bump on the head which was his own damn fault for not paying attention crossing an active pit box + not wearing a helmet. He's fine. Jesus.

midwestjeff

05-10-2008, 10:28 AM

WTF? The guy got a bump on the head which was his own damn fault for not paying attention crossing an active pit box + not wearing a helmet. He's fine. Jesus.

There, is that better? Imagine my embarassment when I realized that I posted a lame joke with zero knowledge on what had happened, only an assumption that getting hit by a race car would likely kill someone. I am so ashamed. Thank you for pointing out my ignorance and setting me on the path to wisdom in all things Danica. Or, maybe I know things about her past, but I will say no more.

Tenbatsuzen

05-10-2008, 10:58 AM

There, is that better? Imagine my embarassment when I realized that I posted a lame joke with zero knowledge on what had happened,

No offense, that's kind of your first mistake. If you make a joke about something you know nothing about, it kind of makes you look stupid.

only an assumption that getting hit by a race car would likely kill someone. I am so ashamed. Thank you for pointing out my ignorance and setting me on the path to wisdom in all things Danica. Or, maybe I know things about her past, but I will say no more.

Or maybe you're confusing Danica with Deborah Renshaw.

ChrisTheCop

05-10-2008, 11:01 AM

Wait.. we cant comment on things we know nothing about???

Does Hippo know about this new rule? He'll never make it to 10K now.

What the fuck am I doing in a nascar thread?

Tenbatsuzen

05-10-2008, 11:11 AM

Wait.. we cant comment on things we know nothing about???

Does Hippo know about this new rule? He'll never make it to 10K now.

What the fuck am I doing in a nascar thread?

I'm not saying you can't make a comment, I'm just saying it'll probably make you look stupid. Since Hippo has no issues with that, he can carry on.

Tenbatsuzen

05-10-2008, 11:11 AM

What the fuck am I doing in a Indycar thread?

and fixed.

midwestjeff

05-10-2008, 11:35 AM

No offense, that's kind of your first mistake. If you make a joke about something you know nothing about, it kind of makes you look stupid.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:-li4kSEwFod0fM:http://www.hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg

Or maybe you're confusing Danica with Deborah Renshaw.

I don't know who Deborah Renshaw is, so I have no comment. I've learned something today. :surrender:

Tenbatsuzen

05-10-2008, 11:47 AM

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:-li4kSEwFod0fM:http://www.hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg

I don't know who Deborah Crenshaw is, so I have no comment. I've learned something today. :surrender:

Renshaw.

And Google is your friend, but I'll bottom line it for you with Youtube:

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Main reason this happened is because the spotter didn't see what happened and there was no caution lights.

midwestjeff

05-10-2008, 11:56 AM

Renshaw.

Now THAT makes me look stupid. :laugh:

TeeBone

05-11-2008, 10:54 PM

ScottFromGA

05-12-2008, 02:23 AM

Renshaw.

And Google is your friend, but I'll bottom line it for you with Youtube:

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rl9I1FUibJA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rl9I1FUibJA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Main reason this happened is because the spotter didn't see what happened and there was no caution lights.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v5oe07iQGlA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v5oe07iQGlA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

first video, was all the Broads fault...what you DON'T see is the other drivers getting off the gas and coming for pit road cause the drivers that DO know are waving and letting off the gas to let everyone know theres a car stopped on the track. He crew members also told her on the radio that there was a car sitting on the frontstretch and that she needed to pull it into the pits. This chick was so "in the zone" as a driver that she dropped low and passed them all and then pasted her nose into this guys drivers door killing him instantly.

second video, Why come in the pits that fast? Its practice, lot of people standing around and folks wanna blame THIS guy for not paying attention. It wasn't even her crew member.

PapaBear

05-12-2008, 02:54 AM

I see incidents, where crew members (almost always from someone else's team) get hit in the pits, several times a year in racing. This is the first time I can recall it EVER being talked about more than one day after the incident. I'm sorry, but I think the debates about this particular incident are totally based on the fact that she's a woman.

drjoek

05-12-2008, 04:14 AM

Freitag

05-12-2008, 06:09 AM

"The biggest name in the sport"????????
WTF

You ask anybody unfamiliar with open-wheel car racing who the biggest name in the sport is, I guarantee 5 would say Danica, 3 would say Helio (Dancing with the Stars cred), and 2 would say Junior.

Never underestimate the ignorance of the American public.

They didn't say "best", they said "biggest name".