Have You Ever Raided Your Pet's Meds?

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">Fat Is Very Much Anti-Drug, But He Also Hates Doctors (Though Not As Much As He Hates Lawyers).&nbsp; So Once In A While, When He Feels Something Coming On, Be It A Sniffle Or Possibly An Unwelcome Discharge, He Will Raid&nbsp;Scooter's Leftover &quot;Baytril&quot; Or &quot;Amoxitabs&quot;, Which Are Intended For Cats, But Seem To Work Just Fine On Humans, At Least This One.</font></p><p><font size="2">Scooter's Sister, Skeeter, Is Subject To Seizures, And Dr.&nbsp;D (The Vet) Prescribed &quot;Diazepam&quot;.&nbsp; Fat Checked The Name &quot;Diazepam&quot; On The Internet And Found It Is Actually The Generic Name For Valium.</font></p><p><font size="2">So Fat Is Feeling Just Fine Now, Thank You Very Much, Just Fine.&nbsp; And So Is Skeeter!</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Ramrod&nbsp;had raided a farmers pets meds one time.</p><p>Ramrod&nbsp;can now run like a horse, work like an Ox and Fuck like a bunny!</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<font size="2">Fat Suspects Ramrod Could Do Those Things, With Or Without The Vet's Help!</font>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Fat might be right....Again.</p><p>Ramrod was always somewhat of an athletic type.</p><p>Do you think Ramrods cravings for alfalfa pellets might be a side effect of the horse steroids?</p>

[Badinia]

<p>Yes, kitty Valium is the same as people Valium, so Mr. Whiskers lost out on that one.&nbsp; It's more important that Mommy is calm, so she can stay employed to buy kitty food.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Badinia on 1-21-07 @ 12:47 PM</span>

[Recyclerz]

<p>The only reason I keep an elephant in my back yard is so that I can share his tranquilizers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry, Jumbo.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

i think fats watches too much seinfield

[reeshy]

Jusy my gerbil's vicodan!!!!!